Do you have adblock enabled?
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(TMZ)   Thanks to an ironclad prenup, Ruben Studdard only has to give his ex-wife $12,000 and a 2006 BMW. Bonus: no alimony, and he gets the engagement ring back   ( divider line
    More: Spiffy, Ruben Studdard, alimony, BMW, engagement rings, photo albums, prenup  
•       •       •

10726 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 08 Apr 2012 at 11:52 AM (6 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

Voting Results (Funniest)
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

2012-04-09 05:02:14 PM  
1 vote:
They need to make it easy to dissolve a marriage if 2 people want out. Get it done in an afternoon, no BS, no drama. I think that would be very very helpful for a lot of people who are forced to stay in a relationship to satisfy some rediculous law.

Case in point. My wife was married before. In NY State, it takes a couple years before you're finally divorced. Why? What's the point? If people make a mistake, and decide to re-marry who gives a crap? The way it is now, courts and funds are sucked up into this vortex of waste that make people miserable.

He was loaded, came from a famous, rich family in Norway. She didn't have shiat and they were insulting to her assuming she was going to take him to the cleaners. This after he was out screwing other women and hookers. She had him deported instead, dummy never followed through with his citizenship papers, and she withdrew her support, and he had to go. Too bad for his Professorship at Vassar. Ha ha, thanks Dick, she's an awesome wife. I win.
2012-04-09 07:29:38 AM  
1 vote:

Gramma: If you go into marriage planning your divorce, just skip getting married.

2012-04-08 09:51:29 PM  
1 vote:
...and if you aint no punk, holla "we want prenup".

/Not sayin'...
2012-04-08 08:23:54 PM  
1 vote:

Ed Finnerty: Who keeps the Thousand-Island dressing?

After Ruben got done, there are only 4 islands left.
2012-04-08 05:06:01 PM  
1 vote:
Slow news day? In other news, Arther Screwhead of Bumblenuts, MN ran a stop sign.
2012-04-08 03:28:36 PM  
1 vote:

His lawyer gets Glenfiddich for Christmas.
2012-04-08 03:05:32 PM  
1 vote:

cryinoutloud: Trance750: You know it was a woman who came up with the idea of alimony: Now dear, if you leave me, I get half of everything you own. If I leave you, I still get half

I'm pretty sure it was judges and the legislatures of each state that came up with alimony. But you keep on with the woman-hating whining, it makes it easier for me to spot the dickheads around here. Also lets everybody know who isn't capable of going through life without finding someone to blame for everything. AND IT'S ALWAYS A WOMAN.

[ image 329x579]

Yeah, have half your stuff taken from you and don't complain, like a real man!
2012-04-08 03:03:01 PM  
1 vote:

perigee: Know how I know I'm not married...?

You're happy, have all your stuff, and don't have to pay legally extorted money to someone who made you miserable?
2012-04-08 02:53:37 PM  
1 vote:

moralpanic: LOL a 2006 BMW that still isn't paid off?

People finance used cars?
2012-04-08 01:42:09 PM  
1 vote:
She had to fark that fat pig for next to nothing?
2012-04-08 01:40:19 PM  
1 vote:
Know how I know I'm not married...?
2012-04-08 01:10:35 PM  
1 vote:
Why was this Man named after a speech impediment?
2012-04-08 12:54:44 PM  
1 vote:
Holy Matripowny, Batman.

/Prenups for the win.
2012-04-08 12:34:41 PM  
1 vote:
I wonder if that's why he isn't doing the Kia commercials anymore. I was getting quite used to thinking of Riverchase Kia as home of the Ruben-sized deals!
2012-04-08 12:27:59 PM  
1 vote:
Did I read that right? Did he make her give his name back? That would take it from meh to awesome.
2012-04-08 12:21:41 PM  
1 vote:

sage37: After 30 years my mom just recently decided to leave my dad. She got half his shiat and is a happy camper, while he's on the brink of suicide.
She never made shiat for money... her income was essentially pocket cash compared to him, but she still gets half.
fark you, women who steal out of a sense of entitlement.

Might I ask if you have a plan to assist your father?
2012-04-08 12:03:17 PM  
1 vote:
LOL a 2006 BMW that still isn't paid off?
2012-04-08 11:55:25 AM  
1 vote:
Whar is hero tag. WHAAARRR?

You might be a washed up c-lister, but damn, I applaud you for being smart.
2012-04-08 10:17:37 AM  
1 vote:
Ruben should do a re-make of the old country song, and call it "I Got The Goldmine, She Got The Shaft".

Celebrate, Ruben!! (new window)
Displayed 19 of 19 comments

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

This thread is archived, and closed to new comments.

Continue Farking

On Twitter

Top Commented
Javascript is required to view headlines in widget.
  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.