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100 Watt Walrus
2012-04-07 11:45:00 PM  

numbone: I think that's just the way the light'shiatting it.


I'm absolutely certain you're correct. Probably helps the number of plays.
 
ManateeGag [TotalFark]
2012-04-07 11:50:01 PM  
I never wanted to be an egg so much in my life.
 
Raddamant [recently expired TotalFark]
2012-04-07 11:51:22 PM  
This is the Fark I remember. Boobies on the main page. Thank you.
 
Sargun
2012-04-07 11:52:43 PM  
GOD BLESS AMERICA
 
HoratioGates
2012-04-07 11:57:56 PM  
I get the feeling that underneath that sweet exterior it's hollow inside.
 
tut0101
2012-04-08 12:02:11 AM  

HoratioGates: I get the feeling that underneath that sweet exterior it's hollow inside.


My dangly bits sure hope so.
 
Mentat [TotalFark]
2012-04-08 12:07:52 AM  

HoratioGates: I get the feeling that underneath that sweet exterior it's hollow inside.


Like a Cadbury Cream Egg?
 
Confoundit
2012-04-08 12:09:06 AM  
HoratioGates:
I get the feeling that underneath that sweet exterior it's hollow inside.

I think that's the point. Every guy here would like to fill up her hollow inside.
 
Mouthwatering_Monkeys
2012-04-08 12:13:03 AM  
Still not as sexy as her video doing the "dougie" at the Verizon center' but damned close
 
OgreMagi
2012-04-08 12:18:35 AM  

Mouthwatering_Monkeys: Still not as sexy as her video doing the "dougie" at the Verizon center' but damned close


y u no link?
 
100 Watt Walrus
2012-04-08 12:20:33 AM  

HoratioGates: I get the feeling that underneath that sweet exterior it's hollow inside.


If you've ever seen her interviewed, you know "empty" would be more accurate than "hollow."
 
100 Watt Walrus
2012-04-08 12:22:54 AM  

OgreMagi: Mouthwatering_Monkeys: Still not as sexy as her video doing the "dougie" at the Verizon center' but damned close

y u no link?


Link (new window)

Don't agree with Monkeys' assessment. Dougie clip is more cute than sexy.
 
American Decency Association
2012-04-08 12:24:05 AM  
weird, i dont get it. i expected the thread to be 50/50 haters vs lovers. i must be feeling a bit fabulous today
 
Bartleby the Scrivener
2012-04-08 12:24:34 AM  
V cgf ff fcyfyfcyfct. Guvuvguugv. Muhfdcnn. Juj hffc ghjjjiomu Hng. Hh


Vfiçtooôiigvexcbh. Hnn hnm.
 
Bartleby the Scrivener
2012-04-08 12:26:03 AM  

Bartleby the Scrivener: V cgf ff fcyfyfcyfct. Guvuvguugv. Muhfdcnn. Juj hffc ghjjjiomu Hng. Hh


Vfiçtooôiigvexcbh. Hnn hnm.


shiat. Sorry. I had to type with my nose.
 
Mouthwatering_Monkeys
2012-04-08 01:00:31 AM  

100 Watt Walrus: OgreMagi: Mouthwatering_Monkeys: Still not as sexy as her video doing the "dougie" at the Verizon center' but damned close

y u no link?

Link (new window)

Don't agree with Monkeys' assessment. Dougie clip is more cute than sexy.


I can appreciate that, but the candidness of the dougie vid just leaves me...emotionally erect
/not obscure
//or is it...
 
cedarpark
2012-04-08 01:02:50 AM  
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Happy Easter, everybody.
 
Glendale
2012-04-08 01:04:14 AM  
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Glendale
2012-04-08 01:05:13 AM  
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Glendale
2012-04-08 01:05:51 AM  
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Glendale
2012-04-08 01:07:23 AM  
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IronOcelot
2012-04-08 01:17:19 AM  
Uh..
damn.
 
Clemkadidlefark [BareFark]
2012-04-08 01:17:24 AM  
The word Easter itself is likely derived from Eostre, the Saxon mother goddess, whose name in turn was adapted from Eastre, an ancient word for spring, thus fertility.

And damn me, Kate Upton looks pretty freaking fertile.

(and I have seed) (reference - Mal: It's been a while-a long damn while-since anybody but me took hold of my plow.

(hard to type that between the drool and pup tent)

That said, let's not forget the Resurrection. Even if the "church" did mangle all of that with their incorporation of pagan rituals and swabbed it all over Jesus of Nazareth.
 
Glendale
2012-04-08 01:26:39 AM  
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e lo
2012-04-08 01:30:33 AM  
Great googly moogly. I just ... wow.
 
fnordest
2012-04-08 01:32:36 AM  

Christian Bale: Same holiday
Better dancer
Better outfit
Better music
Better ass

Doutzen Kroes (pops)



Jessica, is that you?
 
LunchGuru
2012-04-08 01:38:05 AM  
Came to post Dougie video, but since that's already been taken care of this'll have to do instead:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdGsKzmCgB0 (new window)
 
fnordest
2012-04-08 01:38:10 AM  

TuteTibiImperes: Christian Bale: Same holiday
Better dancer
Better outfit
Better music
Better ass


Different strokes and all, but I have to disagree on all counts (except for the same holiday bit).


I have no idea what, or who you're stroking, but, "better music"? The others may be a matter of opinion, but I can't see anyone over the age of six trying to make that argument.
 
lokidecat
2012-04-08 01:52:40 AM  
I didn't know I had a "girl drinking from a rabbit feeder" fetish. Who'da known.
 
Trolljegeren
2012-04-08 01:57:02 AM  

Grables'Daughter: Unhip1: So "generic looking young blond" is all it takes now?

**YAWN**

Knees too sharp?

You would definitely not hit it?


She has knees?
 
mcmnky
2012-04-08 02:13:55 AM  
And the 2012 Academy Award for best picture goes to...
 
Valiente
2012-04-08 02:16:29 AM  
Well, that's a healthy young specimen along the "farm girl as Goddess of Fertility" course.

'Cause hips don't lie.
 
Mofo_Jones
2012-04-08 02:28:31 AM  
Generally, blondes don't do much for me (brunettes and redheads plz) but good Lord baby zombie Jebus in heaven, if given the opportunity, I would disappoint Kate Upton at least once a day, and twice on Sundays.

/my bunk, I'll be in it
//good thing tomorrow's Sunday
 
azmoviez
2012-04-08 02:36:39 AM  
Whoever paid for the Adwords ad completely wasted their money. I acknowledged that it was there but wasn't even subconsciously paying attention.
 
skyshooter
2012-04-08 03:26:09 AM  

olddinosaur: Cute chick, horrible production.

And the music really sucked.


There was music?
 
nicoffeine [TotalFark]
2012-04-08 04:10:22 AM  
She certainly is an attractive young lady.
 
The Southern Dandy
2012-04-08 04:19:06 AM  
She's got weird hips, but everything else appears to be exactly where it's supposed to be. Exactly.
 
tut0101
2012-04-08 04:31:13 AM  
This business will get out of control. It will get out of control and we'll be lucky to live through it.
 
walrusonion
2012-04-08 04:50:39 AM  
I'd like to dye her eggs.
(Nod suggestively)
 
wsupfoo2
2012-04-08 06:08:54 AM  

100 Watt Walrus: bwilson27: 100 Watt Walrus: Also, is that a wardrobe malfunction at 0:26?
[i.imgur.com image 450x253]

STFU

My bad. Wasn't thinking. For some reason all the blood has rushed from my head.



No, there's one frame in 0:26 where you get nip, towards the beginning of the second
 
I Like Bread
2012-04-08 06:20:10 AM  
Someone should re-upload this video at .25x speed.
 
mr lawson
2012-04-08 06:21:52 AM  
Whoa
 
SirGeorgeBurkelwitzIII
2012-04-08 07:52:01 AM  
Dayyyyyyummm
 
Tophersky
2012-04-08 08:28:04 AM  

skinbubble: Bookmark for when the wife is not around.


You poor guy, my wife pointed this out to me to make sure I didn't miss it.
 
italie [TotalFark]
2012-04-08 08:48:35 AM  

Tophersky: skinbubble: Bookmark for when the wife is not around.

You poor guy, my wife pointed this out to me to make sure I didn't miss it.


No kidding. I think shes on the "free-pass" list for both my wife and I.
 
farkplug
2012-04-08 09:25:46 AM  
She's cute enough but looks too dumb for me. She may not be dumb, but she's definitely acting dumb, under some dumbass's direction. For once I'd like to see a model put her foot down and say, "What you're asking me to do here will make me look like a moron." AND have her opinion steer things in a more creative and sexy direction, rather than just get her fired and replaced by some other desperate model. I'm not saying the Doutzen Kroes Easter romp was much, much better, but at least the goofiness was limited to rabbit ears. I mean, after a hundred years of Hef, the bunny-playmate thing is so stale.

But, as far as this year's blondes in ridiculous Easter themed photo/video shoots go, Doutzen >>>> Kate x 100. Doutzen is just much better looking. (Poor Courtney Stodden doesn't even rank, because the only thing that comes to mind when most sane people see Stodden is human trafficking.)
 
mbillips
2012-04-08 09:31:42 AM  
I know it's just a matter of personal taste, but I gotta say, meh. She's cute, but I'm not a boob man, so the size of the jubblies doesn't do enough for me to overcome the round, kinda ordinary face, the complete lack of seductiveness and acting ability, and the general infantile clumsiness of the way she moves.

I understand lots of dudes prefer girls to women; knock yourselves out. But the pedophilic bunny costume and crappy music aren't exactly turn-ons.

Sure, I'd hit it, but not if I had a choice between her and Dannie Diesel (new window).
 
Sgt Chainsaw
2012-04-08 09:43:40 AM  
Happy Easter indeed. I guess my taste in women is not as refined as some farkers because I fail to see a single flaw here. She is smokin' hot.
 
blakeosage
2012-04-08 10:50:11 AM  

100 Watt Walrus: 26


I don't think so. But we are gonna need the HD version of this to make sure.
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weaklingrecords
2012-04-08 11:23:32 AM  
Awesome.
 
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