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2003-10-30 12:11:49 AM  
a small plastic "ice-cream" spork (foon?) with a heaping scoop of petroleum jelly on it.
 
2003-10-30 12:37:29 AM  
at the ripe ole age of 34 i do believe i'm beyond the age of 'getting.'

however i think this year i'll be giving out nodoz-redbull-tinis.

go to sleep jonny. time for bed. sweet dreams.
 
2003-10-30 8:11:03 AM  
A toothbrush from the dentist down the street.
 
2003-10-30 9:19:20 AM  
The Clap.
 
2003-10-30 9:24:06 AM  
Condoms. Expired condoms.
 
2003-10-30 9:27:03 AM  
Sugar-free candy.
 
2003-10-30 10:26:28 AM  
Pennies. I mean, wtf?
 
2003-10-30 10:56:38 AM  
Pencils!
 
2003-10-30 11:20:28 AM  
I got a lightbulb once. Another kid got a coffee cup from the same guy.
 
2003-10-30 12:11:34 PM  
Dental floss.
 
2003-10-30 12:12:46 PM  
A Chick tract.
 
2003-10-30 3:26:39 PM  
Potato chips
 
2003-10-30 3:43:02 PM  
I got a lightbulb once. Another kid got a coffee cup from the same guy.

Well, that's one alternative to a garage sale.
 
2003-10-30 4:28:46 PM  
It's lame compared to the others i've seen but potato chips from a local factory. Same damned house every year.

That and lots of the "old-fashioned" candy like Mary Janes and those awful orange and black peanut butter ass-tasting things.
 
2003-10-30 5:42:09 PM  
2003-10-30 03:43:02 PM ayesha999
Well, that's one alternative to a garage sale.


Or a trash can.

2003-10-30 12:12:46 PM Quick1
A Chick tract.


If that's true, I send my condolences.
 
2003-10-30 7:00:37 PM  
Violated.
 
2003-10-30 9:24:51 PM  
I got cornered by one of those asshats who had to have a trick before treat. We were stuck in his foyer cringing loosing valuable candy time. we caved and did some stupid song and the candy was lame, this was back when you got a whole full size premium candy bar. Word got out and he got egged. Dont mess with d candy!


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2003-10-30 10:21:26 PM  
I'm giving out single cigarettes and birth control pills this year.
 
2003-10-30 10:23:36 PM  
Raisins. Does anybody actually like raisins?
 
2003-10-31 12:35:57 AM  
cough drops from the senile old lady down the street
 
2003-10-31 12:52:53 AM  
One year this old Asian lady down the street gave me a "New Kids On The Block Christmas" tape. Apparently she had run out of candy but still felt bad because I made it all the way down to her house (which happened to be in the far end of a cul-de-sac).

No shiat.
 
2003-10-31 3:41:43 AM  
I once got a Jesus Christ coloring book. Well it had more than just Jesus but he was the features bible character on the cover so that is what I called it. The damned woman had a freaking huge stack of them. She must have given out a hundred that night easy.
 
2003-10-31 5:10:16 AM  
Arrested.
 
2003-10-31 5:13:00 AM  
abducted by aliens and then anally probed, which I didn't mind but for the fact that I was just about to go to the house where they gave out full candy bars... not the fun size.
 
2003-10-31 5:13:51 AM  
abducted by aliens and then anally probed, which I didn't mind but for the fact that I was just about to go to the house where they gave out full candy bars... not the fun size.
Damn grays even took away my vote button in the previous post.
 
2003-10-31 5:15:51 AM  
A door slammed in my face. Miserable old git, we showed him with our grass cuttings and vinegar mix sprinkled liberally on his garden!
 
2003-10-31 5:16:03 AM  
Apples, any apples. Dont need to have no razor blades neither. They just suck.
 
2003-10-31 5:16:09 AM  
I got pennies for halloween every year from my neighbor. I think they were actually Jewish, but they decided to give pennies out anyway.
 
2003-10-31 5:17:03 AM  
A business-card for a real-estate company.

Keep in mind that I was eight years old at the time. I suppose they thought I was one of those super-rich child-kings who tosses money at everything he sees until he owns it.

.. Or maybe they were just asshats. Yeah, that's probably it.
 
2003-10-31 5:20:41 AM  
Oh, I got bit by a big farking dog one year. My treat that year was a fear of big dogs for the next couple of years.
 
2003-10-31 5:22:18 AM  
The worst I've ever received would have to be a needle, two razor blades, and some LSD. All from the same caramel apple.

Remember, responsible parents don't let children accept unwrapped candies!
 
2003-10-31 5:23:12 AM  
My parents never let me eat sweets when I was I very young, so I always found Halloween to be really boring. My taste buds were simply not (and still aren't) acclimatized to all of that sweetness. What a gross holiday.
 
2003-10-31 5:23:23 AM  
Crabs

That trick was definately not a treat.
 
2003-10-31 5:24:01 AM  
Bagpuss: Grass cuttings and vinegar??

Enlighten me please.
 
2003-10-31 5:26:54 AM  
How about nothing.. I got plenty of it... and will make sure I give a lot of it out to all the little farks tomorrow.


[hates kids]
 
2003-10-31 5:28:42 AM  
Shot dead.
 
2003-10-31 5:29:12 AM  
Mine would have to be my ex-girlfriend. Driving her and her three 17 year old friends around to trick or treat as if they were 10. Me being someone who stopped trick or treating at age 10 was a little angry cause there were better things to do....guess not.
 
2003-10-31 5:29:16 AM  
Bagpuss: Grass cuttings and vinegar??

Enlighten me please.
 
2003-10-31 5:29:22 AM  
Can't remember anything that bad. But I got thrown a "Bob Dole for President" doubloon at Mardi Gras one year. That gave me a freak out.
 
2003-10-31 5:30:07 AM  
Oh, with voting, huh? Okay, what the hell...

Can't remember anything that bad. But I got thrown a "Bob Dole for President" doubloon at Mardi Gras one year. That gave me a freak out.
 
2003-10-31 5:32:24 AM  
My candy taken away for fighting with my sister over who had more.
 
2003-10-31 5:33:53 AM  
I went trick and treating until I was 8. That was almost 9 years ago. The worst thing I got was a comment from some other trick and treaters was a "Hee Haw" comment. I went as a cowboy. And to fix that up, my dad and his girlfriend took all of mine and her kids chocolate candy! No Snickers, no Mars, Twix or Milk Duds. Just some farking Skittles fun sized packs of crap!
But we still had plenty of Smarties to nibble on. So good...
 
2003-10-31 5:34:13 AM  
Syphilis.
 
2003-10-31 5:35:23 AM  
Anally raped.

(Couldn't resist.)
 
2003-10-31 5:37:16 AM  
Community service

Stupid cops.
 
2003-10-31 5:38:02 AM  
Quaaludes.
 
2003-10-31 5:42:34 AM  
A Jesus Jones casette tape.
 
2003-10-31 5:43:47 AM  
I got a rock

Charlie Brown
 
2003-10-31 5:45:35 AM  
those damned orange and black wax paper wrapped peanut butter candies (you know the ones).
 
2003-10-31 5:45:35 AM  
I got a Ron Oester baseball card.
 
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