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(Independent)   James Bond's martini (1962-2012)   ( independent.co.uk) divider line
    More: Sad, James Bond, Heineken, vodka martinis, Advertising Age, Sam Mendes, field of play, martinis, ditches  
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11299 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 04 Apr 2012 at 10:39 PM (6 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-04-04 10:06:00 PM  
3 votes:
This is wrong. Wrong. WRONG.

2012-04-04 09:16:58 PM  
2 votes:

FishyFred: How can this possibly help Heineken?

It helps the movie writers make a bunch of lame "hiney" jokes.
2012-04-05 10:54:16 AM  
1 vote:

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2012-04-05 12:08:50 AM  
1 vote:
The challenge for director Sam Mendes is to show Bond quaffing his lager without allowing it to compromise his mystique

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2012-04-04 11:51:08 PM  
1 vote:

fatalvenom: Theaetetus: Nicholas Urfe: fatalvenom: If I see someone order a "vodka martini" at a bar, he sure as shiat isn't Bond, nor holds the manly qualities to be him. Typically, the guy who orders it is just killing time until the next spot at the gloryhole opens up.

Would you think the same if he was drinking shots of gin? A martini (gin or vodka) is a big glass of 80 proof liquor with a dash of vermouth. The idea that it's not manly seems to be entirely related to the fact that it usually comes in a cute glass.

Fatalvenom is a real man. A man's man. A manly man's man, who drinks a manly man's drink: Bud Light.

Fark you. I drink Tito's handmade vodka with pineapple juice and a splash of OJ.


I'm sure you suck down Tito's fruity juices all the time.
2012-04-04 11:24:48 PM  
1 vote:
in the States, a Miller's High Life

"Bond... James Bond. A glass of urine, please. Fresh squeezed."
2012-04-04 11:13:57 PM  
1 vote:

fark that shiat
2012-04-04 11:07:30 PM  
1 vote:
Fark the martini.

Where's the Scotch?
2012-04-04 10:49:20 PM  
1 vote:

Braindeath: Britney Spear's Speculum: Two words: Clive Owen

Idris Elba.

Chris O'Dowd
2012-04-04 10:28:01 PM  
1 vote:
I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
After four I'm under my host.

/dorothy parker
2012-04-04 09:56:07 PM  
1 vote:
bond wears a rolex, drinks smirnoff and drives an aston.
now bond wears an omega, drinks heineken and drives a bmw?

2012-04-04 09:10:42 PM  
1 vote:
Next, the Aston Martin goes away for an environmentally sound Prius.
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