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(Colorado Springs Gazette)   In related news, Colorado Springs is in the midst of a burger war   (gazette.com) divider line
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2012-04-01 6:43:30 PM  
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Nightshade50: While I am sure the burger war was a significant campaign in the franchise wars, we all know in the end Taco Bell was victorious.


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2012-04-01 6:39:08 PM  
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While I am sure the burger war was a significant campaign in the franchise wars, we all know in the end Taco Bell was victorious.
 
2012-04-01 5:05:06 PM  
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2012-04-01 4:49:22 PM  
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This is the bun
Beautiful fun
This is the bun
Delicious fun, the bun
Two patties, lettuce, cheese, the bun
and some sesame seeds, the bun
The pickles on the side, the bun
Please super size the fries, my son.

Can you picture what we'll eat?
It really tastes like meat
Desperately in need of a Shamrock Shake
And a Take 'n' Bake

Lost in a Roman wilderness of sides
and all the chicken is deep fried
all the chicken is deep fried
Grab a dog at Grays Papa-YAAAaaaaaaa....

[guitar solo, music fades. Sound of Bell UH-1 flying over]


Subway... s**t. I'm still only at Subway. Every time, I think I'm gonna wake up back in the Jamba.

When I was home after my first taco, it was worse. I hardly said a word to my wife until I said yes to a double cheeseburger.
When I was here, I wanted to be there. When I was there, all I could think about was getting back into the Jamba.

I've been here a week now. Waiting for a McRib, getting
soft serve. Every minute I stay in this room I get weaker. And every minute
Carls Jr. squats in the bush he gets stronger.
Each time I look around the walls move in a little tighter.

Everyone gets everything he wants. I wanted a McRib, and for my sins
they gave me one. Brought it up to me like room service. "
 
2012-04-01 4:04:14 PM  
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