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(Bleacher Report)   Will Big Bossman's ghost help Jericho drag CM Punk's daddy's coffin away? How many hours will Undertaker's intro take? Can Sheamus become World Heavyweight Fella? Will Brock Lesnar appear? It's Wrestlemania 28, 7 PM on PPV   ( bleacherreport.com) divider line
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2012-04-01 08:06:59 PM  

slapmastered: VvonderJesus: JR's voice has changed a little bit

Couple attacks of Bell's Palsy will do that to ya. Plus I think he's a little out of practice...not that it's his fault, mind...

That, and he might just be getting old.
2012-04-01 08:07:03 PM  

TheManofPA: Wow, we might have under 10 minutes of entrances....

Nope. Taker still hasn't started, and his entrance length is legendary even when it's NOT WrestleMania.
2012-04-01 08:07:06 PM  
Yes and Triple Gagne himself couldn't do twice, King.

Goddamned WWE memory hole.
2012-04-01 08:07:09 PM  
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2012-04-01 08:07:14 PM  

silgryphon: Truman Burbank

LegacyDL: JR announcing?

Uh oh.

Bingo. Wasn't the rumor that Taker wanted JR to announce it because it's the end?

/awaits "welcome lurker" chairshot

Welcome to the FWC. BOOM: headshot

Calls Hornswoggle over to drag Truman to his sex palace

/welcome to the thread
//and I hate you for reminding me of that
///but good for you for preparing us for the worst
2012-04-01 08:07:15 PM  

How much of people's views are being blocked by those palm trees around the set? Who designed that mess?

They got a Jumbo Tron to watch it on
2012-04-01 08:07:33 PM  

ferro_man: if the end of an era match is this early, does that mean that Taker wins?

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2012-04-01 08:07:33 PM  
And my son will probably be ready for kindergarten when Taker finally gets to the ring.

Mind you, he's six months old now...
2012-04-01 08:07:38 PM  
That attendance number was fake by the way. It's Miami they have no real fans.
2012-04-01 08:07:38 PM  
Gagne . . .Gagne Everywhere
2012-04-01 08:07:46 PM  
Can't wait to see Undertaker's Dong!
2012-04-01 08:07:48 PM  
Please let this be an 18 second squash.

/THAT would be epic
2012-04-01 08:07:49 PM  

CommiePuddin: Smiths: time for heel Cole.

if Cole tries to overshadow this match......

fark you


It's Austin-face, but it's still face!

no it doesn't...

you want a face turn?

here's a turn of face:

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2012-04-01 08:07:58 PM  
2012-04-01 08:07:58 PM  

thesharkman: How much of people's views are being blocked by those palm trees around the set? Who designed that mess?

They're disguising the supports for the awning.
2012-04-01 08:07:59 PM  
2012-04-01 08:08:01 PM  
Come on American badass.
2012-04-01 08:08:09 PM  
Everything is true, nothing is permitted.
2012-04-01 08:08:13 PM  
HHH buried deep in the undercard. Soon to be an inheritor to the McMahon corporation. Well played. sir.

/sound off for now.
2012-04-01 08:08:18 PM  
Come on, Shawn, at least tuck in your shirt.
2012-04-01 08:08:19 PM  
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2012-04-01 08:08:24 PM  
We need a Danile Bryan chant during Taker's entrance. That would really make the point.
2012-04-01 08:08:25 PM  
the gong has gone on for longer than the WHC match.
2012-04-01 08:08:26 PM  
Huh. I thought it started at 6:00 MDT, and fired up my feed to see the end of the Divas match.

It seemed odd to me, that the Divas match would be done before the announced start time of the PPV.

And then, I saw this thread. And knew I had farked up.

Bryan got jobbed out? What the heck is that?
2012-04-01 08:08:48 PM  

zomega: And my son will probably be ready for kindergarten when Taker finally gets to the ring.

Mind you, he's six months old now...

I know an 18-month old he can hook up with if he likes older women.
2012-04-01 08:09:00 PM  
No druids?
2012-04-01 08:09:01 PM  
Not even the smarkiest of Miami crowds would chant Daniel Bryan would they.

Also, no matter how much this match/feud have pissed me off. I still will always love/respect Taker's entrance.
2012-04-01 08:09:01 PM  

*marks out*
2012-04-01 08:09:02 PM  
This gives me chills
2012-04-01 08:09:02 PM  
Wait, this match this early in the show? must be a Taker win, b/c a Gagne win guarantees a riot, and they can't have the show end early.
2012-04-01 08:09:03 PM  
I really hope this match was worth all the promos that we had to endure.
2012-04-01 08:09:09 PM  
April Fools! That's Kevin Nash!

/Super Shredder
2012-04-01 08:09:11 PM  
I see EVERYBODY'S seen "Game of Thrones" in this match, lol.
2012-04-01 08:09:13 PM  
Tonight, playing the part of Undertaker, Michelle McCool!
2012-04-01 08:09:19 PM  
he hasn't left the stage yet, and it's already lasted longer than the WHC match
2012-04-01 08:09:20 PM  
are we gonna hit the 2008 before he hits the ring?
2012-04-01 08:09:22 PM  
Yep, Takers entrance = longer than DBs match.
2012-04-01 08:09:30 PM  
Sweet, GWAR is going to play the Undertaker out to the ring...

Wait... that's 'Taker?
2012-04-01 08:09:30 PM  
Look guys, its CyberTaker
2012-04-01 08:09:30 PM  

silgryphon: This gives me chills

Put on a sweater.
2012-04-01 08:09:40 PM  
Undertaker's entrance gear supplied by Gur'thak's of Mordor. Suppliers of fine dark armor to evil beings everywhere.
2012-04-01 08:09:44 PM  


*marks out*

I do have to say...that is a DAMN awesome looking coat. It really even rivals the WM14 coat.
2012-04-01 08:10:08 PM  

zomega: And my son will probably be ready for kindergarten when Taker finally gets to the ring.

Mind you, he's six months old now...

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2012-04-01 08:10:08 PM  
is it just me or does the undertakers outfit look like something from Skyrim?
2012-04-01 08:10:10 PM  
it's Ezio from Assassin's creed
2012-04-01 08:10:29 PM  

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2012-04-01 08:10:30 PM  
In that coat, 'Taker's definitely ready to narfle the Garthok.
2012-04-01 08:10:33 PM  
wonder if those gauntlets give you +5 melee.
2012-04-01 08:10:33 PM  
Remember, DBD got squashed so the 10 video packages and this intro could fit into the program.
2012-04-01 08:10:34 PM  
Taker's robe designed by the Shredder, apparently.
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