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(Austin Statesman)   Lick... no, pump... punk... PUB. Lick laws. Public. Intosh, intop, intof... drunk laws. They're too fuc... whoops. Fum (hee hee) fuzzy. Crickets say. What? Critics. CRITICS. That's what they say   ( divider line
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6947 clicks; posted to Main » on 31 Mar 2012 at 8:47 AM (9 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook

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2012-03-31 9:36:19 AM  
2 votes:
"I was drunk in private. They threw me into public."

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2012-03-31 9:45:43 AM  
1 vote:

Kit Fister: pjbreeze: The USA has too many laws. We are going to be the next nanny state.

We already are.

compared to the rest of the world, we are like the grand-nanny state...
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