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(GBTV)   One of the dumbest discussions you will ever witness: Glenn Beck and Jerry Boykin discuss how "Kony 2012" is a Soros-backed effort that will turn Kony into a Che Guevara-like figure   ( web.gbtv.com) divider line
    More: Stupid, Kony, Jerry Boykin, Che Guevara, George Soros  
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2012-03-23 11:21:32 AM  
SOROS!
 
2012-03-23 11:21:53 AM  
I'd watch if it were Glenn Beck and Earl Boykins.
 
2012-03-23 01:17:55 PM  
Huh? I thought some people loved Che, and we are all supposed to hate Kony? And I don't want to watch "GBTV" to find out what I'm missing here.
 
2012-03-23 01:23:20 PM  
I thought Beck would love the fungelicals behind Kony.
 
2012-03-23 01:44:04 PM  
What the hell is "Kony"?
 
2012-03-23 01:44:49 PM  
And why the hell did I just click on a "Glenn Beck TV" link?
 
2012-03-23 01:48:02 PM  
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2012-03-23 01:48:23 PM  
Whenever I see something about Kony, I desperately crave a hot dog...
 
2012-03-23 01:49:24 PM  

tallguywithglasseson: What the hell is "Kony"?


Kony [coh-knee]
noun
a person who is koned.
 
2012-03-23 01:49:56 PM  

GBmanNC: Whenever I see something about Kony, I desperately crave a hot dog...


I crave Hawaiian coffee.
 
2012-03-23 01:50:13 PM  
Keep supporting a that scam, Subby.

Even if, you know, actual Ugandans and victims of Joseph Kony are sickened by it. But what do they know, right?
 
2012-03-23 01:52:59 PM  
Glenn needs to quash this jealousy he has for Kony and be satisfied that he was able to murder and rape one child and get away with it back in 1990.
 
2012-03-23 01:54:08 PM  

tallguywithglasseson: What the hell is "Kony"?


It's the company that makes Guacmans.
 
2012-03-23 01:54:19 PM  

TripleK: Keep supporting a that scam, Subby.

Even if, you know, actual Ugandans and victims of Joseph Kony are sickened by it. But what do they know, right?


...take your pills. Subby said nothing about the merits of the Kony video itself. This discussion is about how the incredibly stupidity that is the Beck-Boykin analysis.
 
2012-03-23 01:55:38 PM  

NateAsbestos: TripleK: Keep supporting a that scam, Subby.

Even if, you know, actual Ugandans and victims of Joseph Kony are sickened by it. But what do they know, right?

...take your pills. Subby said nothing about the merits of the Kony video itself. This discussion is about how the incredible stupidity that is the Beck-Boykin analysis.


FTFM. I will also take my pills.
 
2012-03-23 01:55:51 PM  
I love how it starts off. Waaahh! Obama deposed a dictator without giving the Republicans a chance to take credit!
 
2012-03-23 01:56:21 PM  

gameshowhost: I'd watch if it were Glenn Beck and Earl Boykins Henry Earl.

 
2012-03-23 02:00:18 PM  
OK, a few things here, then I'll go back and watch the full video if I can stomach it:

No matter what I think about Beck, that is the nicest embedded video I have seen on a webpage, and it starts immediately, it's actually impressive.

Also, WTF is up with the abacus on his desk there? Is he afraid that his calculator has a liberal bias?

And why are there dildos on his desk, I see at least 3 there.
 
2012-03-23 02:00:57 PM  
Didn't the right wing media claim that Obama sending 100 special op forces to go after Kony was about killing Christians?
 
2012-03-23 02:02:23 PM  
There are Asians wearing Hitler t-shirts.....ok, that's as far as I got.
 
2012-03-23 02:05:08 PM  
George Soros stands to make a killing on this ploy. He has been secretly buying up college campus t-shirt/smoke shops. Follow the money, sheeple.
 
2012-03-23 02:06:17 PM  
Sorry Beck, according to Rush, Kony is a Conservative Christian Hero fighting the powers of government tyranny and Islamofascim....

Now, up until today, most Americans have never heard of the combat Lord's Resistance Army. And here we are at war with them. Have you ever heard of Lord's Resistance Army, Dawn? How about you, Brian? Snerdley, have you? You never heard of Lord's Resistance Army? Well, proves my contention, most Americans have never heard of it, and here we are at war with them. Lord's Resistance Army are Christians. It means God. I was only kidding. Lord's Resistance Army are Christians. They are fighting the Muslims in Sudan. And Obama has sent troops, United States troops to remove them from the battlefield, which means kill them. That's what the lingo means, "to help regional forces remove from the battlefield," meaning capture or kill.

So that's a new war, a hundred troops to wipe out Christians in Sudan, Uganda, and - (interruption) no, I'm not kidding. Jacob Tapper just reported it. Now, are we gonna help the Egyptians wipe out the Christians? Wouldn't you say that we are? I mean the Coptic Christians are being wiped out, but it wasn't just Obama that supported that. The conservative intelligentsia thought it was an outbreak of democracy. Now they've done a 180 on that, but they forgot that they supported it in the first place. Now they're criticizing it.

Lord's Resistance Army objectives. I have them here. "To remove dictatorship and stop the oppression of our people." Now, again Lord's Resistance Army is who Obama sent troops to help nations wipe out. The objectives of the Lord's Resistance Army, what they're trying to accomplish with their military action in these countries is the following: "To remove dictatorship and stop the oppression of our people; to fight for the immediate restoration of the competitive multiparty democracy in Uganda; to see an end to gross violation of human rights and dignity of Ugandans; to ensure the restoration of peace and security in Uganda, to ensure unity, sovereignty, and economic prosperity beneficial to all Ugandans, and to bring to an end the repressive policy of deliberate marginalization of groups of people who may not agree with the LRA ideology." Those are the objectives of the group that we are fighting, or who are being fought and we are joining in the effort to remove them from the battlefield.

The government of Uganda claims that Lord's Resistance Army only has 500 or a thousand soldiers in total. So what's the threat? If that's the maximum size of their army, what's the threat? A thousand soldiers? Now, 1100 soldiers because we have sent a hundred. I'm not making this up. This is Jacob Tapper. ABC News had reported that Obama got a letter off to John Boehner a couple days ago announcing this. It's just for a few months until the Lord's Resistance Army is eradicated. That's all. Just a few months. Not much of a threat.

-- Rush Limbaugh
October 14th, 2011
 
2012-03-23 02:08:11 PM  
OK, I couldn't handle it, what was the gist of the discussion? I seriously got about a third of the way in and then that Boykin guy put me to sleep. I DO remember him rambling about how Kony might not ever really be around anymore, although it sounds like there are some dead people who would challenge that assertion if they could.
 
2012-03-23 02:14:08 PM  
who?
 
2012-03-23 02:17:26 PM  

sprag: gameshowhost: I'd watch if it were Glenn Beck and Earl Boykins Henry Earl.


That sounds raucous!
 
2012-03-23 02:19:32 PM  

sprag: gameshowhost: I'd watch if it were Glenn Beck and Earl Boykins Henry Earl.

Mooch & Earl.
 
2012-03-23 02:20:53 PM  
Darn, they unravelled the evil conspiracy!
 
2012-03-23 02:21:14 PM  

theorellior: tallguywithglasseson: What the hell is "Kony"?

It's the company that makes Guacmans.


They also manufacture "The Willard"
 
2012-03-23 02:23:25 PM  

dletter: Huh? I thought some people loved Che, and we are all supposed to hate Kony? And I don't want to watch "GBTV" to find out what I'm missing here.


See Kony is a Christian, and Obama has Muslim hit squads in several countries "assisting" their governments in assassinating the Christians that follow Kony.
 
2012-03-23 02:26:34 PM  
"go to World Net Daily"... "Soros"...

And this asshole was a general and worked in intelligence. Kill me now.
 
2012-03-23 02:35:16 PM  
This is one Voltron of stupidity that I'm not going to touch with a ten foot pole.
 
2012-03-23 02:36:17 PM  

tallguywithglasseson: What the hell is "Kony"?


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2012-03-23 02:42:41 PM  

InmanRoshi: Sorry Beck, according to Rush, Kony is a Conservative Christian Hero fighting the powers of government tyranny and Islamofascim....


I... I can't believe it's not satire.
 
2012-03-23 02:44:38 PM  

Kurmudgeon: tallguywithglasseson: What the hell is "Kony"?

[metalpapy.pagesperso-orange.fr image 400x398]


Didn't even know these guys existed until I got satellite radio... They're actually pretty cool. Also discovered something called a 'Budgie', they seem good enough that Metallica covered 'Breadfan' by them...
 
2012-03-23 02:47:28 PM  

Mikey1969: OK, I couldn't handle it, what was the gist of the discussion?


Everything that Barack Obama says or does is forged in the molten pits of nethermost Hell, and will destroy America.
 
2012-03-23 02:59:24 PM  

cleveoh: sprag: gameshowhost: I'd watch if it were Glenn the band Beck and Earl Boykins Henry Earl. Mooch & Earl Earl Scruggs.


/Two turntables a microphone and a banjo.
 
2012-03-23 03:17:24 PM  

cleveoh: sprag: gameshowhost: I'd watch if it were Glenn Beck and Earl Boykins Henry Earl. Mooch ToeJam & Earl.

 
2012-03-23 03:18:09 PM  

tallguywithglasseson: What the hell is "Kony"?


Ironman World Championships. Fark's favourite one baller is trying to qualify this year.
 
2012-03-23 03:21:22 PM  

indylaw: Mikey1969: OK, I couldn't handle it, what was the gist of the discussion?

Everything that Barack Obama says or does is forged in the molten pits of nethermost Hell, and will destroy America.


Ahhh, I see. So business as usual then. Although as I mentioned earlier, the video quality is absolutely stunning, it's a shame that it's wasted on a derp-fest...
 
2012-03-23 03:23:38 PM  
Glenford
Ironman World Championships. Fark's favourite one baller is trying to qualify this year.


He just might do it too. It'd be an impressive feat for a 40 yr old who just got back into the sport after 22 years. The only thing I see that might stop him is that his schedule doesn't give him many races to get the qualification points needed. He's only doing four 70.3 races and one full ironman to qualify.

/what? it's better than talking about a mentally ill radio shock jock.
 
2012-03-23 03:27:57 PM  
Subby please, I've witnessed the threads on the neighborhood watch killing.
 
2012-03-23 03:30:24 PM  

cleveoh: sprag: gameshowhost: I'd watch if it were Glenn Beck and Earl Boykins Henry Earl. Mooch & Earl.

Robert Earl Keen
 
2012-03-23 03:30:43 PM  

patrick767: Glenford
Ironman World Championships. Fark's favourite one baller is trying to qualify this year.

He just might do it too. It'd be an impressive feat for a 40 yr old who just got back into the sport after 22 years. The only thing I see that might stop him is that his schedule doesn't give him many races to get the qualification points needed. He's only doing four 70.3 races and one full ironman to qualify.

/what? it's better than talking about a mentally ill radio shock jock.


He finished second in the Panama 70.3. I think he's got a great shot if he builds up enough of a lead after the bike leg.

/Doing my first tri in June
//Maybe 70.3 in September
///Oh, and fark Glen Beck (just to keep it topical)
 
2012-03-23 03:45:30 PM  
Kony is the new Emmanuel Goldstein....He's got big shoes to fill. Let's see how he does...
 
2012-03-23 03:49:05 PM  
Headline sums it up. "One of the dumbest" and "Glenn Beck". Throw in General Jerry Boykin ("Never Surrender" and bailout of AIG = 'sharia law') and you've got yourself the makings of a really stupid sammich.

I'm saying that any person that admires these guys or supports them is stupid.

ALEC sucks!
 
2012-03-23 03:50:28 PM  

CptnSpldng: cleveoh: sprag: gameshowhost: I'd watch if it were Glenn Beck and Earl Boykins Henry Earl. Mooch & Earl. Robert Earl Keen James Earl Jones

 
2012-03-23 03:52:36 PM  

Mikey1969: And why are there dildos on his desk, I see at least 3 there.


Those are his co-hosts.
 
2012-03-23 03:53:02 PM  
I kind of assume anyone who appends "Barack Obama" with "a former disciple of radical socialist Saul Alinsky" is full of farking shiat, and their tongue should be cut out and their fingers removed for the betterment of mankind.
 
2012-03-23 04:03:23 PM  
I'd never heard of George Soros before the right started screaming about him, and it seems that's all I ever continue to hear about him.

/But probably the same can be said about the left and Rupert Murdoch
//So I guess I'll vote Republican
 
2012-03-23 04:12:39 PM  

TripleK: Keep supporting a that scam, Subby.

Even if, you know, actual Ugandans and victims of Joseph Kony are sickened by it. But what do they know, right?


At first I thought you were talking about GBTV.
 
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