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2012-03-22 4:44:50 PM  
12 votes:

sweetmelissa31: You picked up your penny loafers and stormed out of the room like a 10-year old boy having a tantrum.

This is how sex with a Republican always ends.



Actually, many Republicans have sex with boys older than 10.
 
2012-03-22 4:25:48 PM  
11 votes:
You picked up your penny loafers and stormed out of the room like a 10-year old boy having a tantrum.

This is how sex with a Republican always ends.
 
2012-03-22 6:58:56 PM  
6 votes:
If you see a faded sign at the side of the road that says 15 MILES TO THE RAAAPE BAAAARN! Rape Barn yeah!


TIIIIIIIIIIIN ROOFIES.... rusted.
 
2012-03-22 5:39:42 PM  
6 votes:

Wintermute6: I can't stand that little prick, but how about we wait for some actual evidence before we start passing out the torches and pitchforks?


I've got a heavily edited video tape. Is that enough?
 
2012-03-22 6:15:16 PM  
5 votes:
Aw man, I hope this doesn't make people start to think he's an asshole.
 
2012-03-22 10:44:46 PM  
4 votes:
Working in a rape barn
Trying to raise some hard love
Getting out my pitchfork
Poking your hay

Scratching in your hen house
Sniffing at your feedbag
Slipping out your back door
Leaving my spray

Rape barn woman, I'm gonna mow you down
Rape barn woman, I'll rake and hoe you down
Rape barn woman, don't you see my silo rising high?
 
2012-03-22 10:06:01 PM  
4 votes:
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2012-03-22 9:10:39 PM  
4 votes:

Wintermute6: I can't stand that little prick, but how about we wait for some actual evidence before we start passing out the torches and pitchforks?


Wouldn't it be a tragedy if we all got duped by the sensationalism and caused an innocent person to lose his job before the facts came out?
 
2012-03-22 9:09:47 PM  
3 votes:

buster_v: Glenn Beck = Neutralized
Rush Limbaugh = Defunded/Embattled
Andrew Breitbart = Dead

Looks like someone's doing a bit of pre-election housecleaning.

I approve.


I'd prefer if someone drowned Grover Norquist in the bathtub.
 
2012-03-22 6:44:23 PM  
3 votes:

tenpoundsofcheese: The guy wears penny loafers!

OMG history's greatest monster!

This is an unbelievable expose. He is done. Especially with the non-penny loafer croud.


What an odd thing to focus on. O'Keefe isn't going to slee..well actually he may sleep with you. Have a beer.

BTW, Breitbart is dead. LOL
 
2012-03-22 6:29:09 PM  
3 votes:
Huh. "Panty-Stealing Rape Barn" is also the name of our neighborhood coffee shop.
 
2012-03-22 6:20:56 PM  
3 votes:

CaptainCliche: "James O'Keefe's Panty-Stealing 'Rape Barn' Sex and Racism Scandal"

Isn't that a ride a Disney World?

Over by Jungle Cruise?


I'm sure when he drops his pants "It's a Small World" starts playing, yes.
 
2012-03-23 1:15:23 PM  
2 votes:
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that is all
 
2012-03-22 9:01:34 PM  
2 votes:

buster_v: Glenn Beck = Neutralized
Rush Limbaugh = Defunded/Embattled
Andrew Breitbart = Dead

Looks like someone's doing a bit of pre-election housecleaning.

I approve.


This is Obama's "Baptism scene from 'The Godfather.'"
 
2012-03-22 8:49:33 PM  
2 votes:
Glenn Beck = Neutralized
Rush Limbaugh = Defunded/Embattled
Andrew Breitbart = Dead

Looks like someone's doing a bit of pre-election housecleaning.

I approve.
 
2012-03-22 8:28:13 PM  
2 votes:
How can you be smart enough to go to Harvard yet be dumb enough to hang out with this moron?

Mind you if you are female, black, and still think being a Republican makes sense, then you are clearly not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
 
2012-03-22 7:23:47 PM  
2 votes:
It sounds like these two crazy* kids were made for each other.

Now, normally I would be concerned either about the rape barn allegations or the fact that the rape barn allegations are so louche and potentially reputation-destroying, but:

a) If you let James O'Keefe drive you to some random barn apparently knowing he had already filmed a sexual encounter with a woman without her consent (unsurprising considering hidden cams are his bread and butter) there should be no surprise that he would act in precisely the manner you would expect from James O'Keefe, up to and including violating your privacy, acting like a spoiled child, taking your belongings as trophies, and potentially breaking several laws to try to get his little tasseled penny-loafer way, and later, attacking you with sexist and racist stereotypes. This is James O'Keefe. You chose to hang out with him.

b) Then again there's the good chance that some of this is bullsh*t because it comes from someone who chose to hang out with James O'Keefe and thus is likely ethically challenged with a few screws loose, herself. But if you were to call these allegations slanderous it would be pointless - defamation has to be injurious to someone's reputation, and he hasn't got a good name to ruin.

*in the sense: obnoxious, rambling, media whoring, slandering, overprivileged, idiotic farktards
 
2012-03-22 7:05:46 PM  
2 votes:
No mention that he was coming on to an obvious drag queen?
 
2012-03-22 6:57:47 PM  
2 votes:
I'm starting to suspect that James O'Keefe may be a worthless piece of shiat. Tsk.
 
2012-03-22 6:19:01 PM  
2 votes:
"James O'Keefe's Panty-Stealing 'Rape Barn' Sex and Racism Scandal"

Isn't that a ride a Disney World?

Over by Jungle Cruise?
 
2012-03-22 6:01:36 PM  
2 votes:
Nadia, not Nadie.

Glad that's cleared up. Now stop calling me, James.
 
2012-03-22 3:54:37 PM  
2 votes:

mahuika: Wintermute6: I can't stand that little prick, but how about we wait for some actual evidence before we start passing out the torches and pitchforks?

Yeah, this feels like a Randian version of Rashomon, except. Randomon, if you will.


Ah, darn. I'd initially written "except everyone involved is an asshole", but then I realized citing both Rashomon and Ayn Rand covered that.
 
2012-03-22 3:37:23 PM  
2 votes:

Wintermute6: I can't stand that little prick, but how about we wait for some actual evidence before we start passing out the torches and pitchforks?


Well, this is enough evidence that if he found it he would claim rape, so I feel obligated at this point to claim that he must have raped this girl.
 
2012-03-23 8:39:50 AM  
1 vote:
technically, any barn can be a rape-barn.
 
2012-03-22 10:38:15 PM  
1 vote:

CaptainCliche: "James O'Keefe's Panty-Stealing 'Rape Barn' Sex and Racism Scandal"

Isn't that a ride a Disney World?

Over by Jungle Cruise?


Not to be confused with "James O'Keefe's Panty-Stealing 'Rape Barn' Sex and Racism Scandal Jubilee"
 
2012-03-22 10:08:09 PM  
1 vote:

Wireless Joe: What a rape barn might look like.

[imgc.allpostersimages.com image 473x355]

You farmers will know what i'm talking about. Botanists too, probably.


We Americans prefer the term "Canola Barn".
 
2012-03-22 9:00:07 PM  
1 vote:

cc_rider: Dammit, I was looking forward to reading about O'Keefe getting raped in a barn by a mad bull or some horny hillbilly.

Fark, I am disappoint. :(


That would be horrible to read about. I want video. Highly edited out of context hidden camera video.
 
2012-03-22 8:29:28 PM  
1 vote:

LectertheChef: She associates with known sociopathic defectives, and is surprised that things don't go well?


well. consider the mental defects inherent in looking at o'keefe and his 'work' and saying 'yah, sign me up, i want to join!'.

in other words, she may not just be a member of Crazy-Paranoid-Whackjob club, she could be the president.
 
2012-03-22 8:20:41 PM  
1 vote:
Remember, the party of personal responsibility, family values, and upstanding morals are the ones that love this guy.
 
2012-03-22 8:20:19 PM  
1 vote:

Wintermute6: I can't stand that little prick, but how about we wait for some actual evidence before we start passing out the torches and pitchforks?


Why? He doesn't. Goose, gander, it's good for both of them.
 
2012-03-22 8:16:28 PM  
1 vote:

Wintermute6: I can't stand that little prick, but how about we wait for some actual evidence before we start passing out the torches and pitchforks?


No thanks.
 
2012-03-22 7:49:09 PM  
1 vote:

CanonicalNerd: Her name was Nadia which sounds like naughty so she was asking for it.


I bet she carries around 100's of birth control pills in case she gets in a a gang bang.
 
2012-03-22 7:46:28 PM  
1 vote:
What a rape barn might look like.

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You farmers will know what i'm talking about. Botanists too, probably.
 
2012-03-22 7:27:14 PM  
1 vote:

Helena Boner Carter: All information regarding James O'Keefe seems to indicate that he is an extremely repulsive human being, and perhaps mildly retarded.


We already know that he's a Republican.


/rimshot
 
2012-03-22 7:08:41 PM  
1 vote:

LordJiro: Wasn't he the guy who had a creepy "love nest" for a reporter set up on a boat or something?


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A depiction of what a James O'Keefe's creepy love nest might look like.
A hamster sex grotto.
 
2012-03-22 6:55:38 PM  
1 vote:
It's not a "rape barn", it's a "love shack".

/funky little shack
//you're welcome for the ear-worm
 
2012-03-22 6:54:43 PM  
1 vote:
I wonder if she'll keep the baby.
 
2012-03-22 6:41:24 PM  
1 vote:
If I ever met this douche on the street I would ask him one question:

When you seduce your Mom, does she cry or does she go for it?
 
2012-03-22 6:40:41 PM  
1 vote:
Barn rape.

Isn't that the only way Conservatives can have sex?
 
2012-03-22 6:32:53 PM  
1 vote:

sweetmelissa31: You picked up your penny loafers and stormed out of the room like a 10-year old boy having a tantrum.

This is how sex with a Republican always ends.


Something something ten year old boy
 
2012-03-22 6:32:49 PM  
1 vote:
Her case being thrown out of court probably rests on the fact that it was a she said/he said/his friend said situation.

If she was falsely persecuting him I promise to feel as bad for him as he does for his victims.
 
2012-03-22 6:32:09 PM  
1 vote:
I think I saw that skit on Hee Haw once.
 
2012-03-22 6:25:50 PM  
1 vote:
She associates with known sociopathic defectives, and is surprised that things don't go well?
 
2012-03-22 6:10:06 PM  
1 vote:
This sounds like a case where I hope crazy and crazy collide and obliterate one another.
 
2012-03-22 5:52:30 PM  
1 vote:
"There's a chance that Nadia is a litigious paranoiac who blows minor grievances out of proportion and misinterprets the world around her-which is, ironically, James' modus operandi as well. What a strangely appropriate dilemma."

Lol -that would certainly explain her case having been dismissed due to a lack of evidence.

Her version of events seems like pointless drivel where she says a lot of things without actually saying anything. I wouldn't be surprised if she's threatening to release emails because she wants a settlement too.
 
2012-03-22 3:47:19 PM  
1 vote:

Wintermute6: I can't stand that little prick, but how about we wait for some actual evidence before we start passing out the torches and pitchforks?


Yeah, this feels like a Randian version of Rashomon, except. Randomon, if you will.
 
2012-03-22 3:21:03 PM  
1 vote:
FTA: It's a right-wing rabble-rouser showdown! Jazz-handed pimp impersonator James O'Keefe is at "#WAR" with a former Project Veritas colleague who is now blogging an O'Keefe tell-all involving stolen panties, drugged beers, a "rape barn," "taped intimate moments," a $20K pay-off, and barbs about "black welfare queens." James O'Keefe has graduated from creepy seductions to a full-blown sex scandal.

Or as its known to most Republicans, "Sunday".
 
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