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2012-03-22 9:02:38 PM  

WhoIsNotInMyKitchen: How can you be smart enough to go to Harvard yet be dumb enough to hang out with this moron?

Mind you if you are female, black, and still think being a Republican makes sense, then you are clearly not the sharpest knife in the drawer.


Affirmative action?

Hey, if they can claim that Obama only got into Harvard that way, it's fair game in my mind.
 
2012-03-22 9:03:41 PM  

mahuika: Wintermute6: I can't stand that little prick, but how about we wait for some actual evidence before we start passing out the torches and pitchforks?

Yeah, this feels like a Randian version of Rashomon, except. Randomon, if you will.


[image from narwhaler.com too old to be available]
 
2012-03-22 9:06:37 PM  
Lolfurs
 
2012-03-22 9:09:47 PM  

buster_v: Glenn Beck = Neutralized
Rush Limbaugh = Defunded/Embattled
Andrew Breitbart = Dead

Looks like someone's doing a bit of pre-election housecleaning.

I approve.


I'd prefer if someone drowned Grover Norquist in the bathtub.
 
2012-03-22 9:10:39 PM  

Wintermute6: I can't stand that little prick, but how about we wait for some actual evidence before we start passing out the torches and pitchforks?


Wouldn't it be a tragedy if we all got duped by the sensationalism and caused an innocent person to lose his job before the facts came out?
 
2012-03-22 9:14:54 PM  

CorporatePerson: Wintermute6: I can't stand that little prick, but how about we wait for some actual evidence before we start passing out the torches and pitchforks?

Wouldn't it be a tragedy if we all got duped by the sensationalism and caused an innocent person to lose his job before the facts came out?


LOL!
 
2012-03-22 9:30:42 PM  
I'm a huge lib and I hate this little prick.

But let's wait for some evidence before we hang him. I'm not prepared to stoop to his level.
 
2012-03-22 9:31:26 PM  
It was all for the good of 'Merika.

1. Rape her
2. Film her ease in obtaining abortion
3. Profit?

/ FARK him. It's Karma biatch.
 
2012-03-22 9:50:52 PM  
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"I don't know what a rape BARN looks like but a few of my friends own rape MANSIONS."

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"Mansion means house, you tools! Rape HOUSE! Hyarr!"

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"...rapey house, rapey house, friendly neighborhood rapey house...
...What, I'm totally just like you.
 
2012-03-22 9:58:36 PM  
I'm just surprised that O'Keefe doesn't bring dudes to his rape barn. Or his rape boat. Wow...what's next? A rape sublet?
 
2012-03-22 10:01:23 PM  

tallguywithglasseson: It's kind of hard for me to feel sorry for anyone who associates with that guy, whether he's victimized them in some way or not.


That's kind of my first thought. What kind of demented woman would go to a barn with him in the first place? Alternatively, what kind of demented man would take that whore to a barn with him?
 
2012-03-22 10:04:02 PM  
Ah ha! A welfare queen on birth control with a sex tape! YEAH! Rush will have it soon to show the world and then you libby-tards will finally see for yourself!
 
2012-03-22 10:05:16 PM  

gimmegimme: I'm just surprised that O'Keefe doesn't bring dudes to his rape barn. Or his rape boat. Wow...what's next? A rape sublet?


Did Glenn Beck have access to that barn in 1990?
 
2012-03-22 10:06:01 PM  
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2012-03-22 10:08:09 PM  

Wireless Joe: What a rape barn might look like.

[imgc.allpostersimages.com image 473x355]

You farmers will know what i'm talking about. Botanists too, probably.


We Americans prefer the term "Canola Barn".
 
2012-03-22 10:16:21 PM  
sweetmelissa31 SmartestFunniest 2012-03-22 04:25:48 PM


You picked up your penny loafers and stormed out of the room like a 10-year old boy having a tantrum.

This is how sex with a Republican always ends.


If you'll promise to keep the cats out of the room, I can promise I can prove you wrong..... :)
 
2012-03-22 10:17:59 PM  

Bigdogdaddy: Ah ha! A welfare queen on birth control with a sex tape! YEAH! Rush will have it soon to show the world and then you libby-tards will finally see for yourself!


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2012-03-22 10:18:09 PM  

jpo2269: sweetmelissa31 SmartestFunniest 2012-03-22 04:25:48 PM


You picked up your penny loafers and stormed out of the room like a 10-year old boy having a tantrum.

This is how sex with a Republican always ends.

If you'll promise to keep the cats out of the room, I can promise I can prove you wrong..... :)


Translation: she's right.
 
2012-03-22 10:22:07 PM  
DoctorCal SmartestFunniest 2012-03-22 10:18:09 PM


jpo2269: sweetmelissa31 SmartestFunniest 2012-03-22 04:25:48 PM


You picked up your penny loafers and stormed out of the room like a 10-year old boy having a tantrum.

This is how sex with a Republican always ends.

If you'll promise to keep the cats out of the room, I can promise I can prove you wrong..... :)

Translation: she's right.


I don't know how you can live with yourself sir! I was willing to give this young lady the best 45 seconds of her life and you are actively trying to deprive her of this happiness. Besides, I do not own any penny loafers.
 
2012-03-22 10:23:42 PM  

DoctorCal: jpo2269: sweetmelissa31 SmartestFunniest 2012-03-22 04:25:48 PM


You picked up your penny loafers and stormed out of the room like a 10-year old boy having a tantrum.

This is how sex with a Republican always ends.

If you'll promise to keep the cats out of the room, I can promise I can prove you wrong..... :)

Translation: she's right.


I was thinking the innuendo was "no pussy in the room".
 
2012-03-22 10:23:50 PM  

jpo2269: DoctorCal SmartestFunniest 2012-03-22 10:18:09 PM


jpo2269: sweetmelissa31 SmartestFunniest 2012-03-22 04:25:48 PM


You picked up your penny loafers and stormed out of the room like a 10-year old boy having a tantrum.

This is how sex with a Republican always ends.

If you'll promise to keep the cats out of the room, I can promise I can prove you wrong..... :)

Translation: she's right.

I don't know how you can live with yourself sir! I was willing to give this young lady the best 45 seconds of her life and you are actively trying to deprive her of this happiness. Besides, I do not own any penny loafers.


The third shelf of my closet is for penny loafers. I'll send you a pair. And an ascot.
 
2012-03-22 10:24:42 PM  
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THEES EES FARGING HASHTAG WAR!
 
2012-03-22 10:29:22 PM  
DoctorCal SmartestFunniest 2012-03-22 10:23:50 PM


jpo2269: DoctorCal SmartestFunniest 2012-03-22 10:18:09 PM


jpo2269: sweetmelissa31 SmartestFunniest 2012-03-22 04:25:48 PM


You picked up your penny loafers and stormed out of the room like a 10-year old boy having a tantrum.

This is how sex with a Republican always ends.

If you'll promise to keep the cats out of the room, I can promise I can prove you wrong..... :)

Translation: she's right.

I don't know how you can live with yourself sir! I was willing to give this young lady the best 45 seconds of her life and you are actively trying to deprive her of this happiness. Besides, I do not own any penny loafers.

The third shelf of my closet is for penny loafers. I'll send you a pair. And an ascot.


Can you send one of your Harvard ties as well? I mean, if you are going to send the ascot, I need a proper school tie to finish the look and as proud as I am of my Clemson education... Clemson and ascots really don't mix...
 
2012-03-22 10:31:00 PM  

Wintermute6: I can't stand that little prick, but how about we wait for some actual evidence before we start passing out the torches and pitchforks?


Why? If ACORN taught us anything it's that we can mercilessly assault this jackhole and ruin his reputation and a year later if/when he's absolved we can just ignore it and pretend like it never happened.

Sucks when the loaded glove is on the other guys fist doesn't it James?
 
2012-03-22 10:31:02 PM  

bobbette: It sounds like these two crazy* kids were made for each other.

...

b) Then again there's the good chance that some of this is bullsh*t because it comes from someone who chose to hang out with James O'Keefe and thus is likely ethically challenged with a few screws loose, herself. But if you were to call these allegations slanderous it would be pointless - defamation has to be injurious to someone's reputation, and he hasn't got a good name to ruin.


Yep. This is kind of like when a fight breaks out at a Knicks-Pistons game. You don't care who started it, you don't care who wins, you just want to see as many noses bloodied on both sides as possible. With career-ending injuries as a bonus.
 
2012-03-22 10:31:40 PM  
deschinc SmartestFunniest 2012-03-22 10:23:42 PM


DoctorCal: jpo2269: sweetmelissa31 SmartestFunniest 2012-03-22 04:25:48 PM


You picked up your penny loafers and stormed out of the room like a 10-year old boy having a tantrum.

This is how sex with a Republican always ends.

If you'll promise to keep the cats out of the room, I can promise I can prove you wrong..... :)

Translation: she's right.

I was thinking the innuendo was "no pussy in the room".


Look, I have nothing personally against you, I'm just not a fan of having others watch while i condense Cirque de Sole' into 45 seconds of magic...
 
2012-03-22 10:34:37 PM  
This was the dude that pissed off the NJEA with this video

Teachers Unions Gone Wild (new window)
 
2012-03-22 10:37:05 PM  

jpo2269: deschinc SmartestFunniest 2012-03-22 10:23:42 PM


DoctorCal: jpo2269: sweetmelissa31 SmartestFunniest 2012-03-22 04:25:48 PM


You picked up your penny loafers and stormed out of the room like a 10-year old boy having a tantrum.

This is how sex with a Republican always ends.

If you'll promise to keep the cats out of the room, I can promise I can prove you wrong..... :)

Translation: she's right.

I was thinking the innuendo was "no pussy in the room".

Look, I have nothing personally against you, I'm just not a fan of having others watch while i condense Cirque de Sole' into 45 seconds of magic...


I think the Cirque de Sole involves either feet or fish, neither of which paints a pretty picture.
 
2012-03-22 10:37:20 PM  

dantheman195: This was the dude that pissed off the NJEA with this video

Teachers Unions Gone Wild (new window)


Lets try that again

Teachers Unions Gone Wild (new window)
 
2012-03-22 10:38:15 PM  

CaptainCliche: "James O'Keefe's Panty-Stealing 'Rape Barn' Sex and Racism Scandal"

Isn't that a ride a Disney World?

Over by Jungle Cruise?


Not to be confused with "James O'Keefe's Panty-Stealing 'Rape Barn' Sex and Racism Scandal Jubilee"
 
2012-03-22 10:40:15 PM  
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/seriously
//wtf did I just read?
 
2012-03-22 10:40:56 PM  

jpo2269: DoctorCal SmartestFunniest 2012-03-22 10:23:50 PM


jpo2269: DoctorCal SmartestFunniest 2012-03-22 10:18:09 PM


jpo2269: sweetmelissa31 SmartestFunniest 2012-03-22 04:25:48 PM


You picked up your penny loafers and stormed out of the room like a 10-year old boy having a tantrum.

This is how sex with a Republican always ends.

If you'll promise to keep the cats out of the room, I can promise I can prove you wrong..... :)

Translation: she's right.

I don't know how you can live with yourself sir! I was willing to give this young lady the best 45 seconds of her life and you are actively trying to deprive her of this happiness. Besides, I do not own any penny loafers.

The third shelf of my closet is for penny loafers. I'll send you a pair. And an ascot.

Can you send one of your Harvard ties as well? I mean, if you are going to send the ascot, I need a proper school tie to finish the look and as proud as I am of my Clemson education... Clemson and ascots really don't mix...


I have to come clean at this point.

I went to Brown.
 
2012-03-22 10:44:46 PM  
Working in a rape barn
Trying to raise some hard love
Getting out my pitchfork
Poking your hay

Scratching in your hen house
Sniffing at your feedbag
Slipping out your back door
Leaving my spray

Rape barn woman, I'm gonna mow you down
Rape barn woman, I'll rake and hoe you down
Rape barn woman, don't you see my silo rising high?
 
2012-03-22 10:47:28 PM  

bobbette: Skeptos: some more information on O'Keefe and Naffe

Man... you want us to read a 20,000 word blogpost on this douchebag's further shameful efforts to discredit serious people? Haven't we suffered enough already today?


It's actually a good read.
 
2012-03-22 10:52:00 PM  

moralpanic: tenpoundsofcheese: The guy wears penny loafers!

OMG history's greatest monster!

This is an unbelievable expose. He is done. Especially with the non-penny loafer croud.

Stealing other memes is fine, but you need to know what makes the meme humorous in the first place. That meme was created because people like you were taking trivials event and trying to make them into controversies.

Here, there is a controversy, but it's not the loafers, it's that he tried to rape a woman in a rape-barn.


Dammit learn correct terminology it is surprise procreation!
 
2012-03-22 10:53:57 PM  
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2012-03-22 10:55:22 PM  
deschinc SmartestFunniest 2012-03-22 10:37:05 PM


jpo2269: deschinc SmartestFunniest 2012-03-22 10:23:42 PM


DoctorCal: jpo2269: sweetmelissa31 SmartestFunniest 2012-03-22 04:25:48 PM


You picked up your penny loafers and stormed out of the room like a 10-year old boy having a tantrum.

This is how sex with a Republican always ends.

If you'll promise to keep the cats out of the room, I can promise I can prove you wrong..... :)

Translation: she's right.

I was thinking the innuendo was "no pussy in the room".

Look, I have nothing personally against you, I'm just not a fan of having others watch while i condense Cirque de Sole' into 45 seconds of magic...

I think the Cirque de Sole involves either feet or fish, neither of which paints a pretty picture


Don't be so prude.
 
2012-03-22 10:58:24 PM  
DoctorCal SmartestFunniest 2012-03-22 10:40:56 PM


jpo2269: DoctorCal SmartestFunniest 2012-03-22 10:23:50 PM


jpo2269: DoctorCal SmartestFunniest 2012-03-22 10:18:09 PM


jpo2269: sweetmelissa31 SmartestFunniest 2012-03-22 04:25:48 PM


You picked up your penny loafers and stormed out of the room like a 10-year old boy having a tantrum.

This is how sex with a Republican always ends.

If you'll promise to keep the cats out of the room, I can promise I can prove you wrong..... :)

Translation: she's right.

I don't know how you can live with yourself sir! I was willing to give this young lady the best 45 seconds of her life and you are actively trying to deprive her of this happiness. Besides, I do not own any penny loafers.

The third shelf of my closet is for penny loafers. I'll send you a pair. And an ascot.

Can you send one of your Harvard ties as well? I mean, if you are going to send the ascot, I need a proper school tie to finish the look and as proud as I am of my Clemson education... Clemson and ascots really don't mix...

I have to come clean at this point.

I went to Brown.


Oh, I am sorry. I don't mean to be judgemental, but maybe we could just skip the tie... No offense, but Brown is not my color... :)
 
2012-03-22 11:07:00 PM  

jpo2269: DoctorCal SmartestFunniest 2012-03-22 10:40:56 PM


jpo2269: DoctorCal SmartestFunniest 2012-03-22 10:23:50 PM


jpo2269: DoctorCal SmartestFunniest 2012-03-22 10:18:09 PM


jpo2269: sweetmelissa31 SmartestFunniest 2012-03-22 04:25:48 PM


You picked up your penny loafers and stormed out of the room like a 10-year old boy having a tantrum.

This is how sex with a Republican always ends.

If you'll promise to keep the cats out of the room, I can promise I can prove you wrong..... :)

Translation: she's right.

I don't know how you can live with yourself sir! I was willing to give this young lady the best 45 seconds of her life and you are actively trying to deprive her of this happiness. Besides, I do not own any penny loafers.

The third shelf of my closet is for penny loafers. I'll send you a pair. And an ascot.

Can you send one of your Harvard ties as well? I mean, if you are going to send the ascot, I need a proper school tie to finish the look and as proud as I am of my Clemson education... Clemson and ascots really don't mix...

I have to come clean at this point.

I went to Brown.

Oh, I am sorry. I don't mean to be judgemental, but maybe we could just skip the tie... No offense, but Brown is not my color... :)


You utter savage. One does NOT wear an ascot in combination with a tie.
 
2012-03-22 11:07:32 PM  
It's a man, baby!
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2012-03-22 11:08:09 PM  
I am too drunk for this shiat right now. Someone trustworthy, tell me exactly how arrested he's gonna be.
 
2012-03-22 11:12:44 PM  

PonceAlyosha: I am too drunk for this shiat right now. Someone trustworthy, tell me exactly how arrested he's gonna be.


It's too bad; getting arrested doesn't convince O'Keefe that what he does is illegal or at the very least dishonest and evil.
 
2012-03-22 11:21:34 PM  

jpo2269: DoctorCal SmartestFunniest 2012-03-22 10:40:56 PM


jpo2269: DoctorCal SmartestFunniest 2012-03-22 10:23:50 PM


jpo2269: DoctorCal SmartestFunniest 2012-03-22 10:18:09 PM


jpo2269: sweetmelissa31 SmartestFunniest 2012-03-22 04:25:48 PM


You picked up your penny loafers and stormed out of the room like a 10-year old boy having a tantrum.

This is how sex with a Republican always ends.

If you'll promise to keep the cats out of the room, I can promise I can prove you wrong..... :)

Translation: she's right.

I don't know how you can live with yourself sir! I was willing to give this young lady the best 45 seconds of her life and you are actively trying to deprive her of this happiness. Besides, I do not own any penny loafers.

The third shelf of my closet is for penny loafers. I'll send you a pair. And an ascot.

Can you send one of your Harvard ties as well? I mean, if you are going to send the ascot, I need a proper school tie to finish the look and as proud as I am of my Clemson education... Clemson and ascots really don't mix...

I have to come clean at this point.

I went to Brown.

Oh, I am sorry. I don't mean to be judgemental, but maybe we could just skip the tie... No offense, but Brown is not my color... :)


Fine. Community College. I hope you're happy.
 
2012-03-22 11:23:44 PM  

Shamwow: moralpanic: tenpoundsofcheese: The guy wears penny loafers!

OMG history's greatest monster!

This is an unbelievable expose. He is done. Especially with the non-penny loafer croud.

Stealing other memes is fine, but you need to know what makes the meme humorous in the first place. That meme was created because people like you were taking trivials event and trying to make them into controversies.

Here, there is a controversy, but it's not the loafers, it's that he tried to rape a woman in a rape-barn.

Dammit learn correct terminology it is surprise procreation!


Funniest thing to come out of this nonsensical month so far.
 
2012-03-22 11:26:06 PM  
El_Swino SmartestFunniest 2012-03-22 11:07:00 PM


jpo2269: DoctorCal SmartestFunniest 2012-03-22 10:40:56 PM


jpo2269: DoctorCal SmartestFunniest 2012-03-22 10:23:50 PM


jpo2269: DoctorCal SmartestFunniest 2012-03-22 10:18:09 PM


jpo2269: sweetmelissa31 SmartestFunniest 2012-03-22 04:25:48 PM


You picked up your penny loafers and stormed out of the room like a 10-year old boy having a tantrum.

This is how sex with a Republican always ends.

If you'll promise to keep the cats out of the room, I can promise I can prove you wrong..... :)

Translation: she's right.

I don't know how you can live with yourself sir! I was willing to give this young lady the best 45 seconds of her life and you are actively trying to deprive her of this happiness. Besides, I do not own any penny loafers.

The third shelf of my closet is for penny loafers. I'll send you a pair. And an ascot.

Can you send one of your Harvard ties as well? I mean, if you are going to send the ascot, I need a proper school tie to finish the look and as proud as I am of my Clemson education... Clemson and ascots really don't mix...

I have to come clean at this point.

I went to Brown.

Oh, I am sorry. I don't mean to be judgemental, but maybe we could just skip the tie... No offense, but Brown is not my color... :)

You utter savage. One does NOT wear an ascot in combination with a tie.


Don't you dare judge me, I am a mo'foing trend setter..
 
2012-03-22 11:28:32 PM  
DoctorCal SmartestFunniest 2012-03-22 11:21:34 PM


jpo2269: DoctorCal SmartestFunniest 2012-03-22 10:40:56 PM


jpo2269: DoctorCal SmartestFunniest 2012-03-22 10:23:50 PM


jpo2269: DoctorCal SmartestFunniest 2012-03-22 10:18:09 PM


jpo2269: sweetmelissa31 SmartestFunniest 2012-03-22 04:25:48 PM


You picked up your penny loafers and stormed out of the room like a 10-year old boy having a tantrum.

This is how sex with a Republican always ends.

If you'll promise to keep the cats out of the room, I can promise I can prove you wrong..... :)

Translation: she's right.

I don't know how you can live with yourself sir! I was willing to give this young lady the best 45 seconds of her life and you are actively trying to deprive her of this happiness. Besides, I do not own any penny loafers.

The third shelf of my closet is for penny loafers. I'll send you a pair. And an ascot.

Can you send one of your Harvard ties as well? I mean, if you are going to send the ascot, I need a proper school tie to finish the look and as proud as I am of my Clemson education... Clemson and ascots really don't mix...

I have to come clean at this point.

I went to Brown.

Oh, I am sorry. I don't mean to be judgemental, but maybe we could just skip the tie... No offense, but Brown is not my color... :)

Fine. Community College. I hope you're happy.


I am sorry, I did not mean to insult you sir. Now what color is your community college tie? It might just go with the Ascot you have been so kind to lend me...
 
2012-03-22 11:31:05 PM  
Paisley.
 
2012-03-22 11:37:06 PM  

globalwarmingpraiser: Quasar: CaptainCliche: "James O'Keefe's Panty-Stealing 'Rape Barn' Sex and Racism Scandal"

Isn't that a ride a Disney World?

Over by Jungle Cruise?

I'm sure when he drops his pants "It's a Small World" starts playing, yes.

Jeff Fanning said dat boy is packing some wood.


Toothpick's are still wood...
 
2012-03-22 11:37:40 PM  
DoctorCal SmartestFunniest 2012-03-22 11:31:05 PM


Paisley.


Sweet, I'll take it and if you can promise to keep your ADD in check for these historic 45 seconds, I will let you watch...
 
2012-03-22 11:38:27 PM  
bleh. remove ' from last post... what I get for changing thoughts midstream...
 
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