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2012-03-22 3:21:03 PM  
FTA: It's a right-wing rabble-rouser showdown! Jazz-handed pimp impersonator James O'Keefe is at "#WAR" with a former Project Veritas colleague who is now blogging an O'Keefe tell-all involving stolen panties, drugged beers, a "rape barn," "taped intimate moments," a $20K pay-off, and barbs about "black welfare queens." James O'Keefe has graduated from creepy seductions to a full-blown sex scandal.

Or as its known to most Republicans, "Sunday".
 
2012-03-22 3:35:01 PM  
I can't stand that little prick, but how about we wait for some actual evidence before we start passing out the torches and pitchforks?
 
2012-03-22 3:37:23 PM  

Wintermute6: I can't stand that little prick, but how about we wait for some actual evidence before we start passing out the torches and pitchforks?


Well, this is enough evidence that if he found it he would claim rape, so I feel obligated at this point to claim that he must have raped this girl.
 
2012-03-22 3:47:19 PM  

Wintermute6: I can't stand that little prick, but how about we wait for some actual evidence before we start passing out the torches and pitchforks?


Yeah, this feels like a Randian version of Rashomon, except. Randomon, if you will.
 
2012-03-22 3:54:37 PM  

mahuika: Wintermute6: I can't stand that little prick, but how about we wait for some actual evidence before we start passing out the torches and pitchforks?

Yeah, this feels like a Randian version of Rashomon, except. Randomon, if you will.


Ah, darn. I'd initially written "except everyone involved is an asshole", but then I realized citing both Rashomon and Ayn Rand covered that.
 
2012-03-22 4:25:48 PM  
You picked up your penny loafers and stormed out of the room like a 10-year old boy having a tantrum.

This is how sex with a Republican always ends.
 
2012-03-22 4:44:50 PM  

sweetmelissa31: You picked up your penny loafers and stormed out of the room like a 10-year old boy having a tantrum.

This is how sex with a Republican always ends.



Actually, many Republicans have sex with boys older than 10.
 
2012-03-22 5:39:42 PM  

Wintermute6: I can't stand that little prick, but how about we wait for some actual evidence before we start passing out the torches and pitchforks?


I've got a heavily edited video tape. Is that enough?
 
2012-03-22 5:44:17 PM  
It's kind of hard for me to feel sorry for anyone who associates with that guy, whether he's victimized them in some way or not.
 
2012-03-22 5:47:13 PM  

sweetmelissa31: You picked up your penny loafers and stormed out of the room like a 10-year old boy having a tantrum.

This is how sex with a Republican always ends.


HEY! Some of us happened to have gotten along with big boy shoes and even kicked it with bands beyond the Top 40 and Easy Listening stations.

/though, to be fair, it IS the way to bet in college...
 
2012-03-22 5:52:30 PM  
"There's a chance that Nadia is a litigious paranoiac who blows minor grievances out of proportion and misinterprets the world around her-which is, ironically, James' modus operandi as well. What a strangely appropriate dilemma."

Lol -that would certainly explain her case having been dismissed due to a lack of evidence.

Her version of events seems like pointless drivel where she says a lot of things without actually saying anything. I wouldn't be surprised if she's threatening to release emails because she wants a settlement too.
 
2012-03-22 5:53:56 PM  
Eh...whatever.

Wouldn't surprise me, though... He's a creepy looking little git. Hell, I'd figure pantie stealing and rape barns would be just the tip of the iceberg for that asshole.
 
2012-03-22 6:01:36 PM  
Nadia, not Nadie.

Glad that's cleared up. Now stop calling me, James.
 
2012-03-22 6:08:34 PM  

Sumo Surfer: "There's a chance that Nadia is a litigious paranoiac who blows minor grievances out of proportion and misinterprets the world around her-which is, ironically, James' modus operandi as well. What a strangely appropriate dilemma."

Lol -that would certainly explain her case having been dismissed due to a lack of evidence.

Her version of events seems like pointless drivel where she says a lot of things without actually saying anything. I wouldn't be surprised if she's threatening to release emails because she wants a settlement too.


This. While O'Keefe may have a point to what he does, he's a self-aggrandizing douche bag who hasn't a shred of journalistic integrity. But the simple fact that her criminal complaint was thrown out for lack of evidence tells me that this woman is likely to have overblown things or is simply making stuff up
 
2012-03-22 6:10:06 PM  
This sounds like a case where I hope crazy and crazy collide and obliterate one another.
 
2012-03-22 6:13:13 PM  

Wintermute6: I can't stand that little prick, but how about we wait for some actual evidence before we start passing out the torches and pitchforks?


We could always fabricate evidence like his dead friend Breitbart.

I made a very bad joke. I'll wait and see for the real evidence to come in.
 
2012-03-22 6:15:16 PM  
Aw man, I hope this doesn't make people start to think he's an asshole.
 
2012-03-22 6:15:41 PM  
Wasn't he the guy who had a creepy "love nest" for a reporter set up on a boat or something?
 
2012-03-22 6:15:53 PM  

Codenamechaz: FTA: It's a right-wing rabble-rouser showdown! Jazz-handed pimp impersonator James O'Keefe is at "#WAR" with a former Project Veritas colleague who is now blogging an O'Keefe tell-all involving stolen panties, drugged beers, a "rape barn," "taped intimate moments," a $20K pay-off, and barbs about "black welfare queens." James O'Keefe has graduated from creepy seductions to a full-blown sex scandal.

Or as its known to most Republicans, "Sunday".


No, that's Saturday, silly goose! Sunday is when they go to church thinking they're good Christians and they're receiving penance for those sins.
 
2012-03-22 6:19:01 PM  
"James O'Keefe's Panty-Stealing 'Rape Barn' Sex and Racism Scandal"

Isn't that a ride a Disney World?

Over by Jungle Cruise?
 
2012-03-22 6:19:29 PM  

LordJiro: Wasn't he the guy who had a creepy "love nest" for a reporter set up on a boat or something?


Yep.
 
2012-03-22 6:20:56 PM  

CaptainCliche: "James O'Keefe's Panty-Stealing 'Rape Barn' Sex and Racism Scandal"

Isn't that a ride a Disney World?

Over by Jungle Cruise?


I'm sure when he drops his pants "It's a Small World" starts playing, yes.
 
2012-03-22 6:25:50 PM  
She associates with known sociopathic defectives, and is surprised that things don't go well?
 
2012-03-22 6:28:03 PM  

tallguywithglasseson: It's kind of hard for me to feel sorry for anyone who associates with that guy, whether he's victimized them in some way or not.


My exact sentiments. Honestly if I ever ran into this guy I don't know how I could keep myself from beating the living shiat out of him. Everything he does makes Nixon seem like a freaking saint. Everything he has done to date has been the most shameless and despicable of deceit and manipulation. He has not a shred of credibility, decency, morals, or ethics. He lies, misrepresents, edits, and denigrates people who have more value to society in their toe-nail than he will ever have in his life.

With that said, you have to wonder what kind of person would call him a friend? If everything is true what this twat wrote then she may just be one of the dumbest twats on this planet. That she is so blind and dense not to be able to see what a worthless shallow human her "friend" could be? Could be that she is equally a shallow worthless POS.

Sorry you dumb twat, when you dance around with slime don't act surprised when that slime doesn't wash off.

/In essence....fark this dumb twat
 
2012-03-22 6:28:21 PM  
It's really impressive how classy the Republican Party has become since about '06. I mean, they were kinda slimy before, but at least you didn't have to shower after someone mentioned a Republican's name in your presence.

Ahhhhhh, the old days.
 
2012-03-22 6:28:30 PM  
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2012-03-22 6:29:09 PM  
Huh. "Panty-Stealing Rape Barn" is also the name of our neighborhood coffee shop.
 
2012-03-22 6:29:09 PM  

FloydA: sweetmelissa31: You picked up your penny loafers and stormed out of the room like a 10-year old boy having a tantrum.

This is how sex with a Republican always ends.


Actually, many Republicans have sex with boys older than 10.


But never with fetuses.
 
2012-03-22 6:29:11 PM  

Quasar: CaptainCliche: "James O'Keefe's Panty-Stealing 'Rape Barn' Sex and Racism Scandal"

Isn't that a ride a Disney World?

Over by Jungle Cruise?

I'm sure when he drops his pants "It's a Small World" starts playing, yes.


Jeff Fanning said dat boy is packing some wood.
 
2012-03-22 6:29:27 PM  

Wintermute6: I can't stand that little prick, but how about we wait for some actual evidence before we start passing out the torches and pitchforks?


No need. These people have dropped the bar of journalistic integrity so low that we don't have to anymore. They shot right past unverified sources and on into outright fabrication, deceptive editing and misleading/cherry picked quoting.

A single maliciously edited video was sufficient to eliminate federal funding for Acorn and subsequently destroy it. What we've learned from Mr. O'Keefe, the most important thing by far, is that we don't have to wait for any "actual evidence" -- we've already got hearsay, that's more than enough. Now we must let the court of public opinion decide, because that's how the facts are determined today.
 
2012-03-22 6:30:09 PM  
While the public humiliation of James O'Keefe is always a good thing, it doesn't look to me like he did anything particularly illegal or actionable in this case.
 
2012-03-22 6:32:02 PM  

ssa5: tallguywithglasseson: It's kind of hard for me to feel sorry for anyone who associates with that guy, whether he's victimized them in some way or not.

My exact sentiments. Honestly if I ever ran into this guy I don't know how I could keep myself from beating the living shiat out of him. Everything he does makes Nixon seem like a freaking saint. Everything he has done to date has been the most shameless and despicable of deceit and manipulation. He has not a shred of credibility, decency, morals, or ethics. He lies, misrepresents, edits, and denigrates people who have more value to society in their toe-nail than he will ever have in his life.

With that said, you have to wonder what kind of person would call him a friend? If everything is true what this twat wrote then she may just be one of the dumbest twats on this planet. That she is so blind and dense not to be able to see what a worthless shallow human her "friend" could be? Could be that she is equally a shallow worthless POS.

Sorry you dumb twat, when you dance around with slime don't act surprised when that slime doesn't wash off.

/In essence....fark this dumb twat


Keep in mind that she could be a young idealist... Remember, the James O'Keefe show has only been running for about 2 years or so. She could have drank the Kool Aid at first and then slowly woke up to the realization that all was not well in rape-barn land... Maybe she only worked with him for a few months, who knows?

Or she could be as stupid as you say, but I'm willing to give people the benefit of the doubt on a lot of things, especially when they come to their sense eventually...
 
2012-03-22 6:32:09 PM  
I think I saw that skit on Hee Haw once.
 
2012-03-22 6:32:49 PM  
Her case being thrown out of court probably rests on the fact that it was a she said/he said/his friend said situation.

If she was falsely persecuting him I promise to feel as bad for him as he does for his victims.
 
2012-03-22 6:32:49 PM  

globalwarmingpraiser: Quasar: CaptainCliche: "James O'Keefe's Panty-Stealing 'Rape Barn' Sex and Racism Scandal"

Isn't that a ride a Disney World?

Over by Jungle Cruise?

I'm sure when he drops his pants "It's a Small World" starts playing, yes.

Jeff Fanning said dat boy is packing some wood.


Gannon. Stupid auto correct.
 
2012-03-22 6:32:52 PM  
She sounds bat shiat insane. I mean I can't stand James OKeefe, but holy shiat is that story all over the place. For it to be as damning as she is saying you would think she would have more to say then, he became upset when I was talking to another on the phone to some dude, and wouldn't give my drunk ass a ride home in the middle of the night, when they had both been drinking.. I mean she seems to be accusing him of planned rape some how. So from how the article was written she and OKeefe were lovers I am assuming. But I guess when you are as much of an asshole as James seems to be it only makes sense that he attracts loons.
 
2012-03-22 6:32:53 PM  

sweetmelissa31: You picked up your penny loafers and stormed out of the room like a 10-year old boy having a tantrum.

This is how sex with a Republican always ends.


Something something ten year old boy
 
2012-03-22 6:33:56 PM  
I hate O'Keefe as much as the next guy - maybe more so, because I went to school with him. But this story is just meh. It's like two teenage girls retaliating against each other with a gossip twitter war.
 
2012-03-22 6:37:27 PM  
The guy wears penny loafers!

OMG history's greatest monster!

This is an unbelievable expose. He is done. Especially with the non-penny loafer croud.
 
2012-03-22 6:39:18 PM  

Wintermute6: I can't stand that little prick, but how about we wait for some actual evidence before we start passing out the torches and pitchforks?


We should treat people the way they treat others, so no.
 
2012-03-22 6:40:41 PM  
Barn rape.

Isn't that the only way Conservatives can have sex?
 
2012-03-22 6:40:51 PM  
Her name was Nadia which sounds like naughty so she was asking for it.
 
2012-03-22 6:41:24 PM  
If I ever met this douche on the street I would ask him one question:

When you seduce your Mom, does she cry or does she go for it?
 
2012-03-22 6:41:57 PM  

Mikey1969: ssa5: tallguywithglasseson: It's kind of hard for me to feel sorry for anyone who associates with that guy, whether he's victimized them in some way or not.

My exact sentiments. Honestly if I ever ran into this guy I don't know how I could keep myself from beating the living shiat out of him. Everything he does makes Nixon seem like a freaking saint. Everything he has done to date has been the most shameless and despicable of deceit and manipulation. He has not a shred of credibility, decency, morals, or ethics. He lies, misrepresents, edits, and denigrates people who have more value to society in their toe-nail than he will ever have in his life.

With that said, you have to wonder what kind of person would call him a friend? If everything is true what this twat wrote then she may just be one of the dumbest twats on this planet. That she is so blind and dense not to be able to see what a worthless shallow human her "friend" could be? Could be that she is equally a shallow worthless POS.

Sorry you dumb twat, when you dance around with slime don't act surprised when that slime doesn't wash off.

/In essence....fark this dumb twat

Keep in mind that she could be a young idealist... Remember, the James O'Keefe show has only been running for about 2 years or so. She could have drank the Kool Aid at first and then slowly woke up to the realization that all was not well in rape-barn land... Maybe she only worked with him for a few months, who knows?

Or she could be as stupid as you say, but I'm willing to give people the benefit of the doubt on a lot of things, especially when they come to their sense eventually...


How did she come to her senses did you read that link? She compared herself to Herman Cain.
 
2012-03-22 6:44:23 PM  

tenpoundsofcheese: The guy wears penny loafers!

OMG history's greatest monster!

This is an unbelievable expose. He is done. Especially with the non-penny loafer croud.


What an odd thing to focus on. O'Keefe isn't going to slee..well actually he may sleep with you. Have a beer.

BTW, Breitbart is dead. LOL
 
2012-03-22 6:46:53 PM  

mahuika: mahuika: Wintermute6: I can't stand that little prick, but how about we wait for some actual evidence before we start passing out the torches and pitchforks?

Yeah, this feels like a Randian version of Rashomon, except. Randomon, if you will.

Ah, darn. I'd initially written "except everyone involved is an asshole", but then I realized citing both Rashomon and Ayn Rand covered that.


I prefer to think of it as the movie "Hero" (new window), with myself playing the part of Qin Shi Huang
 
2012-03-22 6:47:43 PM  

RexTalionis: I hate O'Keefe as much as the next guy - maybe more so, because I went to school with him. But this story is just meh. It's like two teenage girls retaliating against each other with a gossip twitter war.


DISH! C'mon, don't tease me here - I want dirty, unreliable gossip!
 
2012-03-22 6:48:49 PM  

tenpoundsofcheese: The guy wears penny loafers!

OMG history's greatest monster!

This is an unbelievable expose. He is done. Especially with the non-penny loafer croud.


Stealing other memes is fine, but you need to know what makes the meme humorous in the first place. That meme was created because people like you were taking trivials event and trying to make them into controversies.

Here, there is a controversy, but it's not the loafers, it's that he tried to rape a woman in a rape-barn.
 
2012-03-22 6:51:16 PM  

Rozotorical: She sounds bat shiat insane. I mean I can't stand James OKeefe, but holy shiat is that story all over the place. For it to be as damning as she is saying you would think she would have more to say then, he became upset when I was talking to another on the phone to some dude, and wouldn't give my drunk ass a ride home in the middle of the night, when they had both been drinking.. I mean she seems to be accusing him of planned rape some how. So from how the article was written she and OKeefe were lovers I am assuming. But I guess when you are as much of an asshole as James seems to be it only makes sense that he attracts loons.


She associated with Mr. Delusions of Grandeur, so that's points against her capability for rational decision-making. However, this is the guy who planned to videotape his sexual assault of an intoxicated CNN reporter on a boat, so he does have a history of this sort of thing.
 
2012-03-22 6:53:52 PM  

GAT_00: Wintermute6: I can't stand that little prick, but how about we wait for some actual evidence before we start passing out the torches and pitchforks?

Well, this is enough evidence that if he found it he would claim rape, so I feel obligated at this point to claim that he must have raped this girl.


Yeah, exactly. It's better if this is all bullshiat and just fades away without ever being completely disproven. That way O'Keefe knows what its like to be lied about in public by some asshole. His own medicine, if you will.
 
2012-03-22 6:54:43 PM  
I wonder if she'll keep the baby.
 
2012-03-22 6:55:38 PM  
It's not a "rape barn", it's a "love shack".

/funky little shack
//you're welcome for the ear-worm
 
2012-03-22 6:57:47 PM  
I'm starting to suspect that James O'Keefe may be a worthless piece of shiat. Tsk.
 
2012-03-22 6:58:56 PM  
If you see a faded sign at the side of the road that says 15 MILES TO THE RAAAPE BAAAARN! Rape Barn yeah!


TIIIIIIIIIIIN ROOFIES.... rusted.
 
2012-03-22 7:02:02 PM  

PlatinumDragon: RexTalionis: I hate O'Keefe as much as the next guy - maybe more so, because I went to school with him. But this story is just meh. It's like two teenage girls retaliating against each other with a gossip twitter war.

DISH! C'mon, don't tease me here - I want dirty, unreliable gossip!


There's not really a whole lot to tell. At Rutgers, he started a magazine called The Centurion and he'd pull the same kind of idiotic college Republican-esque stunts that he pulled after he graduated. I seem to remember an affirmative action bake sale that was so retarded, it was pretty widely mocked by everybody, although the Centurion guys were all straining themselves to pat themselves on the back.

I lived in the same house, for a brief while, with one of the editors of the Centurion. He used to have the editorial board of the Centurion over at our house for editorial meetings. I probably met James O'Keefe at least once or twice, since the entire group was there, but he made no real impression in my head aside from the fact that the group is filled with the most pretentious arseholes imaginable. However, I do remember that the editor of the Centurion who used to live at my house - Mr. "I'm really conservative" - used to bum money off of me and the other people in the house and then would make every excuse or every attempt at avoidance to get out of paying it. At the same time, he was going to movies and drinking and hanging out (which is really sad, because the dude was in college at around age 30 and he was hanging out with 19 year olds).

Dude still owed my buddy several hundred bucks in rent. Apparently, he packed up all his stuff and skipped out in the night two months before the lease was up without telling anyone. He also messed up his apartment so much that my buddy lost his deposit, apparently.
 
2012-03-22 7:05:09 PM  

Craptastic: It's not a "rape barn", it's a "love shack".


TIIIIIIIIIN ROOOF!... raped
 
2012-03-22 7:05:46 PM  
No mention that he was coming on to an obvious drag queen?
 
2012-03-22 7:08:41 PM  

LordJiro: Wasn't he the guy who had a creepy "love nest" for a reporter set up on a boat or something?


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A depiction of what a James O'Keefe's creepy love nest might look like.
A hamster sex grotto.
 
2012-03-22 7:11:32 PM  
James "Hand Banana" O'Keefe.
 
2012-03-22 7:14:56 PM  

Wintermute6: I can't stand that little prick, but how about we wait for some actual evidence before we start passing out the torches and pitchforks?


Except there's a claim from another woman that he's a creep with pathetically adolescent seduction skills. Where there's smoke, there's fire. And as far as I'm concerned, one allegation is far more evidence than his selectively edited Acorn frame-job, much less two separate allegations.
 
2012-03-22 7:21:19 PM  
"You picked up your penny loafers and stormed out of the room like a 10-year old boy having a tantrum."

"The barn is the same place where you taped intimate moments with Emma, without her knowledge."

"Do not keep my undergarments as a trophy or souvenir to show off to your friends."


All information regarding James O'Keefe seems to indicate that he is an extremely repulsive human being, and perhaps mildly retarded. It should come as no surprise to anyone that O'Keefe's dating techniques are equivalent to a painfully virginal 4th grader saying "smell my finger" when he's never even touched a vagina.
 
2012-03-22 7:23:42 PM  
Gosh, this is the kind of thing that could actually lower my opinion of James O'Keefe.
 
2012-03-22 7:23:47 PM  
It sounds like these two crazy* kids were made for each other.

Now, normally I would be concerned either about the rape barn allegations or the fact that the rape barn allegations are so louche and potentially reputation-destroying, but:

a) If you let James O'Keefe drive you to some random barn apparently knowing he had already filmed a sexual encounter with a woman without her consent (unsurprising considering hidden cams are his bread and butter) there should be no surprise that he would act in precisely the manner you would expect from James O'Keefe, up to and including violating your privacy, acting like a spoiled child, taking your belongings as trophies, and potentially breaking several laws to try to get his little tasseled penny-loafer way, and later, attacking you with sexist and racist stereotypes. This is James O'Keefe. You chose to hang out with him.

b) Then again there's the good chance that some of this is bullsh*t because it comes from someone who chose to hang out with James O'Keefe and thus is likely ethically challenged with a few screws loose, herself. But if you were to call these allegations slanderous it would be pointless - defamation has to be injurious to someone's reputation, and he hasn't got a good name to ruin.

*in the sense: obnoxious, rambling, media whoring, slandering, overprivileged, idiotic farktards
 
2012-03-22 7:27:14 PM  

Helena Boner Carter: All information regarding James O'Keefe seems to indicate that he is an extremely repulsive human being, and perhaps mildly retarded.


We already know that he's a Republican.


/rimshot
 
2012-03-22 7:28:27 PM  

Wintermute6: I can't stand that little prick, but how about we wait for some actual evidence before we start passing out the torches and pitchforks?


Why?
 
2012-03-22 7:29:12 PM  

FloydA: sweetmelissa31: You picked up your penny loafers and stormed out of the room like a 10-year old boy having a tantrum.

This is how sex with a Republican always ends.


Actually, many Republicans have sex with boys older than 10.


I love you, man.
 
2012-03-22 7:29:32 PM  
Whatever happened to that Republiskank he was with? I bet she does it in the butt.
 
2012-03-22 7:41:34 PM  
 
2012-03-22 7:46:25 PM  

ChemicalRummy: Wintermute6: I can't stand that little prick, but how about we wait for some actual evidence before we start passing out the torches and pitchforks?

Except there's a claim from another woman that he's a creep with pathetically adolescent seduction skills. Where there's smoke, there's fire. And as far as I'm concerned, one allegation is far more evidence than his selectively edited Acorn frame-job, much less two separate allegations.


Yeah, he struck me as pretty creepy(and not to be trusted) when he was carting his gal pal around supposedly dressed like a hooker.

I love the old Rock Hudson/Doris Day comedies but I don't consider them tutorials in lovemaking.

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2012-03-22 7:46:28 PM  

RexTalionis: I hate O'Keefe as much as the next guy - maybe more so, because I went to school with him. But this story is just meh. It's like two teenage girls retaliating against each other with a gossip twitter war.


Normally, I'd agree with you, but considering what O'Keefe would do with this story if the penny loafer was on the other foot, he deserves every little bit of bad karma that comes his way. It's kinda like how I think Newt's sleeping around holds more weight than Clinton's. Not because of the Party, but because of the hypocrisy. If the entire history of the human race to date collectively took a shiat in O'Keefe's bedroom while he was sleeping, he still wouldn't have gotten everything he deserves. He's walking garbage and deserves no second chances at this point.
 
2012-03-22 7:46:28 PM  
What a rape barn might look like.

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You farmers will know what i'm talking about. Botanists too, probably.
 
2012-03-22 7:49:09 PM  

CanonicalNerd: Her name was Nadia which sounds like naughty so she was asking for it.


I bet she carries around 100's of birth control pills in case she gets in a a gang bang.
 
2012-03-22 7:50:21 PM  

Skeptos: some more information on O'Keefe and Naffe


Man... you want us to read a 20,000 word blogpost on this douchebag's further shameful efforts to discredit serious people? Haven't we suffered enough already today?
 
2012-03-22 7:51:36 PM  

Wireless Joe: You farmers will know what i'm talking about. Botanists too, probably.


Or anyone with Google. What a lovely field of rape.
 
2012-03-22 7:51:50 PM  
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Despite its name, it looks rather pretty.
 
2012-03-22 7:52:39 PM  

Wireless Joe: What a rape barn might look like.

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You farmers will know what i'm talking about. Botanists too, probably.


Curse you Wireless Joe!
 
2012-03-22 7:53:30 PM  

Wireless Joe: What a rape barn might look like.

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You farmers will know what i'm talking about. Botanists too, probably.


And most Canadians because we grow more of it than any people other than the Chinese.

/Saskatchewan: rape as far as the eye can see
 
2012-03-22 7:54:51 PM  

Ghastly: If you see a faded sign at the side of the road that says 15 MILES TO THE RAAAPE BAAAARN! Rape Barn yeah!


TIIIIIIIIIIIN ROOFIES.... rusted.


I don't know this one.
 
2012-03-22 8:04:03 PM  
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I was going to post this as "GIS for 'rape barn'". But then I saw the actual caption, which is even better:

"Emil L. and Cecil George Rape. Children of Oscar B. Rape."



Oscar B. Rape named his boys "Rape" twice.
 
2012-03-22 8:08:26 PM  
O'Keefe making sexual advances towards a woman? Yeah, I totally believe that one.
 
2012-03-22 8:11:38 PM  

Fart_Machine: O'Keefe making sexual advances towards a woman? Yeah, I totally believe that one.


How do you think he got that pimp coat from his grandma?
 
2012-03-22 8:13:39 PM  
Well, in all fairness to O'Keefe, did anyone ever actually believe he could get laid WITHOUT using Roofies?
 
2012-03-22 8:16:28 PM  

Wintermute6: I can't stand that little prick, but how about we wait for some actual evidence before we start passing out the torches and pitchforks?


No thanks.
 
2012-03-22 8:17:09 PM  
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Oh boy is this great!!!
 
2012-03-22 8:17:37 PM  

Wireless Joe: What a rape barn might look like.

[imgc.allpostersimages.com image 473x355]

You farmers will know what i'm talking about. Botanists too, probably.


Is that where you lube up with canola oil?
 
2012-03-22 8:20:19 PM  

Wintermute6: I can't stand that little prick, but how about we wait for some actual evidence before we start passing out the torches and pitchforks?


Why? He doesn't. Goose, gander, it's good for both of them.
 
2012-03-22 8:20:41 PM  
Remember, the party of personal responsibility, family values, and upstanding morals are the ones that love this guy.
 
2012-03-22 8:21:56 PM  

stoli n coke: Well, in all fairness to O'Keefe, did anyone ever actually believe he could get laid WITHOUT using Roofies?


Is anyone accusing him of using roofies? Did I miss something? Was that implied?
 
2012-03-22 8:26:06 PM  

gilgigamesh: [www.reeb.org image 640x389]

I was going to post this as "GIS for 'rape barn'". But then I saw the actual caption, which is even better:

"Emil L. and Cecil George Rape. Children of Oscar B. Rape."

Oscar B. Rape named his boys "Rape" twice.


You know there's a banjo just out of frame.
 
2012-03-22 8:28:07 PM  

Rent is too damn high: Codenamechaz: FTA: It's a right-wing rabble-rouser showdown! Jazz-handed pimp impersonator James O'Keefe is at "#WAR" with a former Project Veritas colleague who is now blogging an O'Keefe tell-all involving stolen panties, drugged beers, a "rape barn," "taped intimate moments," a $20K pay-off, and barbs about "black welfare queens." James O'Keefe has graduated from creepy seductions to a full-blown sex scandal.

Or as its known to most Republicans, "Sunday".

No, that's Saturday, silly goose! Sunday is when they go to church thinking they're good Christians and they're receiving penance for those sins.


PostModern Fundamentalists do not believe in the concept of penance. It's one of the ways they've destroyed one of the great religions of the world, possibly for all time.
 
2012-03-22 8:28:13 PM  
How can you be smart enough to go to Harvard yet be dumb enough to hang out with this moron?

Mind you if you are female, black, and still think being a Republican makes sense, then you are clearly not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
 
2012-03-22 8:29:28 PM  

LectertheChef: She associates with known sociopathic defectives, and is surprised that things don't go well?


well. consider the mental defects inherent in looking at o'keefe and his 'work' and saying 'yah, sign me up, i want to join!'.

in other words, she may not just be a member of Crazy-Paranoid-Whackjob club, she could be the president.
 
2012-03-22 8:40:01 PM  

WhoIsNotInMyKitchen: How can you be smart enough to go to Harvard yet be dumb enough to hang out with this moron?

Mind you if you are female, black, and still think being a Republican makes sense, then you are clearly not the sharpest knife in the drawer.


I think these people have issues that go way beyond any mere lack of intelligence.
People like this tend to get together. It's animal magnetism.
 
2012-03-22 8:42:12 PM  

Rozotorical: stoli n coke: Well, in all fairness to O'Keefe, did anyone ever actually believe he could get laid WITHOUT using Roofies?

Is anyone accusing him of using roofies? Did I miss something? Was that implied?


In the article, she mentions that the beer he gave her "tasted funny." I doubt he was adding nutmeg to it.
 
2012-03-22 8:48:04 PM  

stoli n coke: Rozotorical: stoli n coke: Well, in all fairness to O'Keefe, did anyone ever actually believe he could get laid WITHOUT using Roofies?

Is anyone accusing him of using roofies? Did I miss something? Was that implied?

In the article, she mentions that the beer he gave her "tasted funny." I doubt he was adding nutmeg to it.


i think she probably just wasn't used to the fresh country air - makes everything taste/smell funny. also, everything tastes better when you consent to sexual advances without putting a guy through the run-around. guess she'll know better next time.
 
2012-03-22 8:49:33 PM  
Glenn Beck = Neutralized
Rush Limbaugh = Defunded/Embattled
Andrew Breitbart = Dead

Looks like someone's doing a bit of pre-election housecleaning.

I approve.
 
2012-03-22 8:49:55 PM  

mahuika: Wintermute6: I can't stand that little prick, but how about we wait for some actual evidence before we start passing out the torches and pitchforks?

Yeah, this feels like a Randian version of Rashomon, except. Randomon, if you will.


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2012-03-22 8:52:49 PM  
Dammit, I was looking forward to reading about O'Keefe getting raped in a barn by a mad bull or some horny hillbilly.

Fark, I am disappoint. :(
 
2012-03-22 9:00:07 PM  

cc_rider: Dammit, I was looking forward to reading about O'Keefe getting raped in a barn by a mad bull or some horny hillbilly.

Fark, I am disappoint. :(


That would be horrible to read about. I want video. Highly edited out of context hidden camera video.
 
2012-03-22 9:01:34 PM  

buster_v: Glenn Beck = Neutralized
Rush Limbaugh = Defunded/Embattled
Andrew Breitbart = Dead

Looks like someone's doing a bit of pre-election housecleaning.

I approve.


This is Obama's "Baptism scene from 'The Godfather.'"
 
2012-03-22 9:02:38 PM  

WhoIsNotInMyKitchen: How can you be smart enough to go to Harvard yet be dumb enough to hang out with this moron?

Mind you if you are female, black, and still think being a Republican makes sense, then you are clearly not the sharpest knife in the drawer.


Affirmative action?

Hey, if they can claim that Obama only got into Harvard that way, it's fair game in my mind.
 
2012-03-22 9:03:41 PM  

mahuika: Wintermute6: I can't stand that little prick, but how about we wait for some actual evidence before we start passing out the torches and pitchforks?

Yeah, this feels like a Randian version of Rashomon, except. Randomon, if you will.


[image from narwhaler.com too old to be available]
 
2012-03-22 9:06:37 PM  
Lolfurs
 
2012-03-22 9:09:47 PM  

buster_v: Glenn Beck = Neutralized
Rush Limbaugh = Defunded/Embattled
Andrew Breitbart = Dead

Looks like someone's doing a bit of pre-election housecleaning.

I approve.


I'd prefer if someone drowned Grover Norquist in the bathtub.
 
2012-03-22 9:10:39 PM  

Wintermute6: I can't stand that little prick, but how about we wait for some actual evidence before we start passing out the torches and pitchforks?


Wouldn't it be a tragedy if we all got duped by the sensationalism and caused an innocent person to lose his job before the facts came out?
 
2012-03-22 9:14:54 PM  

CorporatePerson: Wintermute6: I can't stand that little prick, but how about we wait for some actual evidence before we start passing out the torches and pitchforks?

Wouldn't it be a tragedy if we all got duped by the sensationalism and caused an innocent person to lose his job before the facts came out?


LOL!
 
2012-03-22 9:30:42 PM  
I'm a huge lib and I hate this little prick.

But let's wait for some evidence before we hang him. I'm not prepared to stoop to his level.
 
2012-03-22 9:31:26 PM  
It was all for the good of 'Merika.

1. Rape her
2. Film her ease in obtaining abortion
3. Profit?

/ FARK him. It's Karma biatch.
 
2012-03-22 9:50:52 PM  
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"I don't know what a rape BARN looks like but a few of my friends own rape MANSIONS."

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"Mansion means house, you tools! Rape HOUSE! Hyarr!"

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"...rapey house, rapey house, friendly neighborhood rapey house...
...What, I'm totally just like you.
 
2012-03-22 9:58:36 PM  
I'm just surprised that O'Keefe doesn't bring dudes to his rape barn. Or his rape boat. Wow...what's next? A rape sublet?
 
2012-03-22 10:01:23 PM  

tallguywithglasseson: It's kind of hard for me to feel sorry for anyone who associates with that guy, whether he's victimized them in some way or not.


That's kind of my first thought. What kind of demented woman would go to a barn with him in the first place? Alternatively, what kind of demented man would take that whore to a barn with him?
 
2012-03-22 10:04:02 PM  
Ah ha! A welfare queen on birth control with a sex tape! YEAH! Rush will have it soon to show the world and then you libby-tards will finally see for yourself!
 
2012-03-22 10:05:16 PM  

gimmegimme: I'm just surprised that O'Keefe doesn't bring dudes to his rape barn. Or his rape boat. Wow...what's next? A rape sublet?


Did Glenn Beck have access to that barn in 1990?
 
2012-03-22 10:06:01 PM  
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2012-03-22 10:08:09 PM  

Wireless Joe: What a rape barn might look like.

[imgc.allpostersimages.com image 473x355]

You farmers will know what i'm talking about. Botanists too, probably.


We Americans prefer the term "Canola Barn".
 
2012-03-22 10:16:21 PM  
sweetmelissa31 SmartestFunniest 2012-03-22 04:25:48 PM


You picked up your penny loafers and stormed out of the room like a 10-year old boy having a tantrum.

This is how sex with a Republican always ends.


If you'll promise to keep the cats out of the room, I can promise I can prove you wrong..... :)
 
2012-03-22 10:17:59 PM  

Bigdogdaddy: Ah ha! A welfare queen on birth control with a sex tape! YEAH! Rush will have it soon to show the world and then you libby-tards will finally see for yourself!


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2012-03-22 10:18:09 PM  

jpo2269: sweetmelissa31 SmartestFunniest 2012-03-22 04:25:48 PM


You picked up your penny loafers and stormed out of the room like a 10-year old boy having a tantrum.

This is how sex with a Republican always ends.

If you'll promise to keep the cats out of the room, I can promise I can prove you wrong..... :)


Translation: she's right.
 
2012-03-22 10:22:07 PM  
DoctorCal SmartestFunniest 2012-03-22 10:18:09 PM


jpo2269: sweetmelissa31 SmartestFunniest 2012-03-22 04:25:48 PM


You picked up your penny loafers and stormed out of the room like a 10-year old boy having a tantrum.

This is how sex with a Republican always ends.

If you'll promise to keep the cats out of the room, I can promise I can prove you wrong..... :)

Translation: she's right.


I don't know how you can live with yourself sir! I was willing to give this young lady the best 45 seconds of her life and you are actively trying to deprive her of this happiness. Besides, I do not own any penny loafers.
 
2012-03-22 10:23:42 PM  

DoctorCal: jpo2269: sweetmelissa31 SmartestFunniest 2012-03-22 04:25:48 PM


You picked up your penny loafers and stormed out of the room like a 10-year old boy having a tantrum.

This is how sex with a Republican always ends.

If you'll promise to keep the cats out of the room, I can promise I can prove you wrong..... :)

Translation: she's right.


I was thinking the innuendo was "no pussy in the room".
 
2012-03-22 10:23:50 PM  

jpo2269: DoctorCal SmartestFunniest 2012-03-22 10:18:09 PM


jpo2269: sweetmelissa31 SmartestFunniest 2012-03-22 04:25:48 PM


You picked up your penny loafers and stormed out of the room like a 10-year old boy having a tantrum.

This is how sex with a Republican always ends.

If you'll promise to keep the cats out of the room, I can promise I can prove you wrong..... :)

Translation: she's right.

I don't know how you can live with yourself sir! I was willing to give this young lady the best 45 seconds of her life and you are actively trying to deprive her of this happiness. Besides, I do not own any penny loafers.


The third shelf of my closet is for penny loafers. I'll send you a pair. And an ascot.
 
2012-03-22 10:24:42 PM  
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THEES EES FARGING HASHTAG WAR!
 
2012-03-22 10:29:22 PM  
DoctorCal SmartestFunniest 2012-03-22 10:23:50 PM


jpo2269: DoctorCal SmartestFunniest 2012-03-22 10:18:09 PM


jpo2269: sweetmelissa31 SmartestFunniest 2012-03-22 04:25:48 PM


You picked up your penny loafers and stormed out of the room like a 10-year old boy having a tantrum.

This is how sex with a Republican always ends.

If you'll promise to keep the cats out of the room, I can promise I can prove you wrong..... :)

Translation: she's right.

I don't know how you can live with yourself sir! I was willing to give this young lady the best 45 seconds of her life and you are actively trying to deprive her of this happiness. Besides, I do not own any penny loafers.

The third shelf of my closet is for penny loafers. I'll send you a pair. And an ascot.


Can you send one of your Harvard ties as well? I mean, if you are going to send the ascot, I need a proper school tie to finish the look and as proud as I am of my Clemson education... Clemson and ascots really don't mix...
 
2012-03-22 10:31:00 PM  

Wintermute6: I can't stand that little prick, but how about we wait for some actual evidence before we start passing out the torches and pitchforks?


Why? If ACORN taught us anything it's that we can mercilessly assault this jackhole and ruin his reputation and a year later if/when he's absolved we can just ignore it and pretend like it never happened.

Sucks when the loaded glove is on the other guys fist doesn't it James?
 
2012-03-22 10:31:02 PM  

bobbette: It sounds like these two crazy* kids were made for each other.

...

b) Then again there's the good chance that some of this is bullsh*t because it comes from someone who chose to hang out with James O'Keefe and thus is likely ethically challenged with a few screws loose, herself. But if you were to call these allegations slanderous it would be pointless - defamation has to be injurious to someone's reputation, and he hasn't got a good name to ruin.


Yep. This is kind of like when a fight breaks out at a Knicks-Pistons game. You don't care who started it, you don't care who wins, you just want to see as many noses bloodied on both sides as possible. With career-ending injuries as a bonus.
 
2012-03-22 10:31:40 PM  
deschinc SmartestFunniest 2012-03-22 10:23:42 PM


DoctorCal: jpo2269: sweetmelissa31 SmartestFunniest 2012-03-22 04:25:48 PM


You picked up your penny loafers and stormed out of the room like a 10-year old boy having a tantrum.

This is how sex with a Republican always ends.

If you'll promise to keep the cats out of the room, I can promise I can prove you wrong..... :)

Translation: she's right.

I was thinking the innuendo was "no pussy in the room".


Look, I have nothing personally against you, I'm just not a fan of having others watch while i condense Cirque de Sole' into 45 seconds of magic...
 
2012-03-22 10:34:37 PM  
This was the dude that pissed off the NJEA with this video

Teachers Unions Gone Wild (new window)
 
2012-03-22 10:37:05 PM  

jpo2269: deschinc SmartestFunniest 2012-03-22 10:23:42 PM


DoctorCal: jpo2269: sweetmelissa31 SmartestFunniest 2012-03-22 04:25:48 PM


You picked up your penny loafers and stormed out of the room like a 10-year old boy having a tantrum.

This is how sex with a Republican always ends.

If you'll promise to keep the cats out of the room, I can promise I can prove you wrong..... :)

Translation: she's right.

I was thinking the innuendo was "no pussy in the room".

Look, I have nothing personally against you, I'm just not a fan of having others watch while i condense Cirque de Sole' into 45 seconds of magic...


I think the Cirque de Sole involves either feet or fish, neither of which paints a pretty picture.
 
2012-03-22 10:37:20 PM  

dantheman195: This was the dude that pissed off the NJEA with this video

Teachers Unions Gone Wild (new window)


Lets try that again

Teachers Unions Gone Wild (new window)
 
2012-03-22 10:38:15 PM  

CaptainCliche: "James O'Keefe's Panty-Stealing 'Rape Barn' Sex and Racism Scandal"

Isn't that a ride a Disney World?

Over by Jungle Cruise?


Not to be confused with "James O'Keefe's Panty-Stealing 'Rape Barn' Sex and Racism Scandal Jubilee"
 
2012-03-22 10:40:15 PM  
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/seriously
//wtf did I just read?
 
2012-03-22 10:40:56 PM  

jpo2269: DoctorCal SmartestFunniest 2012-03-22 10:23:50 PM


jpo2269: DoctorCal SmartestFunniest 2012-03-22 10:18:09 PM


jpo2269: sweetmelissa31 SmartestFunniest 2012-03-22 04:25:48 PM


You picked up your penny loafers and stormed out of the room like a 10-year old boy having a tantrum.

This is how sex with a Republican always ends.

If you'll promise to keep the cats out of the room, I can promise I can prove you wrong..... :)

Translation: she's right.

I don't know how you can live with yourself sir! I was willing to give this young lady the best 45 seconds of her life and you are actively trying to deprive her of this happiness. Besides, I do not own any penny loafers.

The third shelf of my closet is for penny loafers. I'll send you a pair. And an ascot.

Can you send one of your Harvard ties as well? I mean, if you are going to send the ascot, I need a proper school tie to finish the look and as proud as I am of my Clemson education... Clemson and ascots really don't mix...


I have to come clean at this point.

I went to Brown.
 
2012-03-22 10:44:46 PM  
Working in a rape barn
Trying to raise some hard love
Getting out my pitchfork
Poking your hay

Scratching in your hen house
Sniffing at your feedbag
Slipping out your back door
Leaving my spray

Rape barn woman, I'm gonna mow you down
Rape barn woman, I'll rake and hoe you down
Rape barn woman, don't you see my silo rising high?
 
2012-03-22 10:47:28 PM  

bobbette: Skeptos: some more information on O'Keefe and Naffe

Man... you want us to read a 20,000 word blogpost on this douchebag's further shameful efforts to discredit serious people? Haven't we suffered enough already today?


It's actually a good read.
 
2012-03-22 10:52:00 PM  

moralpanic: tenpoundsofcheese: The guy wears penny loafers!

OMG history's greatest monster!

This is an unbelievable expose. He is done. Especially with the non-penny loafer croud.

Stealing other memes is fine, but you need to know what makes the meme humorous in the first place. That meme was created because people like you were taking trivials event and trying to make them into controversies.

Here, there is a controversy, but it's not the loafers, it's that he tried to rape a woman in a rape-barn.


Dammit learn correct terminology it is surprise procreation!
 
2012-03-22 10:53:57 PM  
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2012-03-22 10:55:22 PM  
deschinc SmartestFunniest 2012-03-22 10:37:05 PM


jpo2269: deschinc SmartestFunniest 2012-03-22 10:23:42 PM


DoctorCal: jpo2269: sweetmelissa31 SmartestFunniest 2012-03-22 04:25:48 PM


You picked up your penny loafers and stormed out of the room like a 10-year old boy having a tantrum.

This is how sex with a Republican always ends.

If you'll promise to keep the cats out of the room, I can promise I can prove you wrong..... :)

Translation: she's right.

I was thinking the innuendo was "no pussy in the room".

Look, I have nothing personally against you, I'm just not a fan of having others watch while i condense Cirque de Sole' into 45 seconds of magic...

I think the Cirque de Sole involves either feet or fish, neither of which paints a pretty picture


Don't be so prude.
 
2012-03-22 10:58:24 PM  
DoctorCal SmartestFunniest 2012-03-22 10:40:56 PM


jpo2269: DoctorCal SmartestFunniest 2012-03-22 10:23:50 PM


jpo2269: DoctorCal SmartestFunniest 2012-03-22 10:18:09 PM


jpo2269: sweetmelissa31 SmartestFunniest 2012-03-22 04:25:48 PM


You picked up your penny loafers and stormed out of the room like a 10-year old boy having a tantrum.

This is how sex with a Republican always ends.

If you'll promise to keep the cats out of the room, I can promise I can prove you wrong..... :)

Translation: she's right.

I don't know how you can live with yourself sir! I was willing to give this young lady the best 45 seconds of her life and you are actively trying to deprive her of this happiness. Besides, I do not own any penny loafers.

The third shelf of my closet is for penny loafers. I'll send you a pair. And an ascot.

Can you send one of your Harvard ties as well? I mean, if you are going to send the ascot, I need a proper school tie to finish the look and as proud as I am of my Clemson education... Clemson and ascots really don't mix...

I have to come clean at this point.

I went to Brown.


Oh, I am sorry. I don't mean to be judgemental, but maybe we could just skip the tie... No offense, but Brown is not my color... :)
 
2012-03-22 11:07:00 PM  

jpo2269: DoctorCal SmartestFunniest 2012-03-22 10:40:56 PM


jpo2269: DoctorCal SmartestFunniest 2012-03-22 10:23:50 PM


jpo2269: DoctorCal SmartestFunniest 2012-03-22 10:18:09 PM


jpo2269: sweetmelissa31 SmartestFunniest 2012-03-22 04:25:48 PM


You picked up your penny loafers and stormed out of the room like a 10-year old boy having a tantrum.

This is how sex with a Republican always ends.

If you'll promise to keep the cats out of the room, I can promise I can prove you wrong..... :)

Translation: she's right.

I don't know how you can live with yourself sir! I was willing to give this young lady the best 45 seconds of her life and you are actively trying to deprive her of this happiness. Besides, I do not own any penny loafers.

The third shelf of my closet is for penny loafers. I'll send you a pair. And an ascot.

Can you send one of your Harvard ties as well? I mean, if you are going to send the ascot, I need a proper school tie to finish the look and as proud as I am of my Clemson education... Clemson and ascots really don't mix...

I have to come clean at this point.

I went to Brown.

Oh, I am sorry. I don't mean to be judgemental, but maybe we could just skip the tie... No offense, but Brown is not my color... :)


You utter savage. One does NOT wear an ascot in combination with a tie.
 
2012-03-22 11:07:32 PM  
It's a man, baby!
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2012-03-22 11:08:09 PM  
I am too drunk for this shiat right now. Someone trustworthy, tell me exactly how arrested he's gonna be.
 
2012-03-22 11:12:44 PM  

PonceAlyosha: I am too drunk for this shiat right now. Someone trustworthy, tell me exactly how arrested he's gonna be.


It's too bad; getting arrested doesn't convince O'Keefe that what he does is illegal or at the very least dishonest and evil.
 
2012-03-22 11:21:34 PM  

jpo2269: DoctorCal SmartestFunniest 2012-03-22 10:40:56 PM


jpo2269: DoctorCal SmartestFunniest 2012-03-22 10:23:50 PM


jpo2269: DoctorCal SmartestFunniest 2012-03-22 10:18:09 PM


jpo2269: sweetmelissa31 SmartestFunniest 2012-03-22 04:25:48 PM


You picked up your penny loafers and stormed out of the room like a 10-year old boy having a tantrum.

This is how sex with a Republican always ends.

If you'll promise to keep the cats out of the room, I can promise I can prove you wrong..... :)

Translation: she's right.

I don't know how you can live with yourself sir! I was willing to give this young lady the best 45 seconds of her life and you are actively trying to deprive her of this happiness. Besides, I do not own any penny loafers.

The third shelf of my closet is for penny loafers. I'll send you a pair. And an ascot.

Can you send one of your Harvard ties as well? I mean, if you are going to send the ascot, I need a proper school tie to finish the look and as proud as I am of my Clemson education... Clemson and ascots really don't mix...

I have to come clean at this point.

I went to Brown.

Oh, I am sorry. I don't mean to be judgemental, but maybe we could just skip the tie... No offense, but Brown is not my color... :)


Fine. Community College. I hope you're happy.
 
2012-03-22 11:23:44 PM  

Shamwow: moralpanic: tenpoundsofcheese: The guy wears penny loafers!

OMG history's greatest monster!

This is an unbelievable expose. He is done. Especially with the non-penny loafer croud.

Stealing other memes is fine, but you need to know what makes the meme humorous in the first place. That meme was created because people like you were taking trivials event and trying to make them into controversies.

Here, there is a controversy, but it's not the loafers, it's that he tried to rape a woman in a rape-barn.

Dammit learn correct terminology it is surprise procreation!


Funniest thing to come out of this nonsensical month so far.
 
2012-03-22 11:26:06 PM  
El_Swino SmartestFunniest 2012-03-22 11:07:00 PM


jpo2269: DoctorCal SmartestFunniest 2012-03-22 10:40:56 PM


jpo2269: DoctorCal SmartestFunniest 2012-03-22 10:23:50 PM


jpo2269: DoctorCal SmartestFunniest 2012-03-22 10:18:09 PM


jpo2269: sweetmelissa31 SmartestFunniest 2012-03-22 04:25:48 PM


You picked up your penny loafers and stormed out of the room like a 10-year old boy having a tantrum.

This is how sex with a Republican always ends.

If you'll promise to keep the cats out of the room, I can promise I can prove you wrong..... :)

Translation: she's right.

I don't know how you can live with yourself sir! I was willing to give this young lady the best 45 seconds of her life and you are actively trying to deprive her of this happiness. Besides, I do not own any penny loafers.

The third shelf of my closet is for penny loafers. I'll send you a pair. And an ascot.

Can you send one of your Harvard ties as well? I mean, if you are going to send the ascot, I need a proper school tie to finish the look and as proud as I am of my Clemson education... Clemson and ascots really don't mix...

I have to come clean at this point.

I went to Brown.

Oh, I am sorry. I don't mean to be judgemental, but maybe we could just skip the tie... No offense, but Brown is not my color... :)

You utter savage. One does NOT wear an ascot in combination with a tie.


Don't you dare judge me, I am a mo'foing trend setter..
 
2012-03-22 11:28:32 PM  
DoctorCal SmartestFunniest 2012-03-22 11:21:34 PM


jpo2269: DoctorCal SmartestFunniest 2012-03-22 10:40:56 PM


jpo2269: DoctorCal SmartestFunniest 2012-03-22 10:23:50 PM


jpo2269: DoctorCal SmartestFunniest 2012-03-22 10:18:09 PM


jpo2269: sweetmelissa31 SmartestFunniest 2012-03-22 04:25:48 PM


You picked up your penny loafers and stormed out of the room like a 10-year old boy having a tantrum.

This is how sex with a Republican always ends.

If you'll promise to keep the cats out of the room, I can promise I can prove you wrong..... :)

Translation: she's right.

I don't know how you can live with yourself sir! I was willing to give this young lady the best 45 seconds of her life and you are actively trying to deprive her of this happiness. Besides, I do not own any penny loafers.

The third shelf of my closet is for penny loafers. I'll send you a pair. And an ascot.

Can you send one of your Harvard ties as well? I mean, if you are going to send the ascot, I need a proper school tie to finish the look and as proud as I am of my Clemson education... Clemson and ascots really don't mix...

I have to come clean at this point.

I went to Brown.

Oh, I am sorry. I don't mean to be judgemental, but maybe we could just skip the tie... No offense, but Brown is not my color... :)

Fine. Community College. I hope you're happy.


I am sorry, I did not mean to insult you sir. Now what color is your community college tie? It might just go with the Ascot you have been so kind to lend me...
 
2012-03-22 11:31:05 PM  
Paisley.
 
2012-03-22 11:37:06 PM  

globalwarmingpraiser: Quasar: CaptainCliche: "James O'Keefe's Panty-Stealing 'Rape Barn' Sex and Racism Scandal"

Isn't that a ride a Disney World?

Over by Jungle Cruise?

I'm sure when he drops his pants "It's a Small World" starts playing, yes.

Jeff Fanning said dat boy is packing some wood.


Toothpick's are still wood...
 
2012-03-22 11:37:40 PM  
DoctorCal SmartestFunniest 2012-03-22 11:31:05 PM


Paisley.


Sweet, I'll take it and if you can promise to keep your ADD in check for these historic 45 seconds, I will let you watch...
 
2012-03-22 11:38:27 PM  
bleh. remove ' from last post... what I get for changing thoughts midstream...
 
2012-03-22 11:41:12 PM  
oh I can sense rape barn being a new fark meme
 
2012-03-22 11:59:08 PM  

TDBoedy: oh I can sense rape barn being a new fark meme


Nobody's raping me in anything less than a rape condo.
 
2012-03-23 12:06:47 AM  
Rape barn woman
Don't you see my silo risin' high
Working on a rape barn
Hosing down your barn door
Bothering you livestock
They know what I need
 
2012-03-23 12:09:33 AM  
he's a easily hate-able guy -- and it seems this will be resolved in the (new) media since
her case was thrown out of court.

and that sucks -- but geeze, if you cultivate a culture where lying is a reasonable political tactic, don't expect to be immune to the results of said culture.
 
2012-03-23 12:15:01 AM  

keithgabryelski: he's a easily hate-able guy -- and it seems this will be resolved in the (new) media since
her case was thrown out of court.

and that sucks -- but geeze, if you cultivate a culture where lying is a reasonable political tactic, don't expect to be immune to the results of said culture.


Hoist by his own petard, as it were.
 
2012-03-23 12:22:13 AM  

sweetmelissa31: You picked up your penny loafers and stormed out of the room like a 10-year old boy having a tantrum.

This is how sex with a Republican always ends.


Not with a bang but with a whimper?
 
2012-03-23 12:52:21 AM  

Teufelaffe: It's a man, baby!
[www.teufelaffe.com image 479x533]


I think she may have been home schooled.
 
2012-03-23 1:09:03 AM  
You!
I wanna take you to a rape barn,
I wanna take you to a rape barn,
I wanna take you to a rape barn, rape barn, rape barn.

Let's start a war, start a nuclear war,
At the rape barn, rape barn, rape barn.
Wow!
At the rape barn.

Now tell me do ya, a do ya have any money?
I wanna spend all your money,
At the rape barn, rape barn, rape barn.

[Pause]

I've got something to put in you,
I've got something to put in you,
I've got something to put in you,
At the rape barn, rape barn, rape barn.
Wow!

You're a superstar, at the rape barn.
You're a superstar, at the rape barn.
Yeah! you're a superstar, at the rape barn.
You're a superstar, at the rape barn.
Superstar.
Super, super, superstar
 
2012-03-23 1:50:04 AM  
Sounds like O'Keefe may be trying to partially follow in the footsteps of J. Edgar Hoover.

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The very long time director of the FBI, though rumored to be gay and/or a transvestite, held onto his powerful position by using the FBI to collect dirt on everybody in power - to the extent that it would very costly to oppose him on anything because of who and what he might expose.

Maybe O'Keefe doesn't trust his associates not to turn on him so as for insurance he has been collecting compromising info on them. If he had a video of Naffe naked and drunk and possibly in some sex act then he could selectively edit it into a weapon against her.

Then again maybe he is just a sociopath, like a serial killer, who likes collect trophies of his "successes".

Most likely he is both where his only "successes" are compromising gotchs where his notion of successful sex involves humiliation..
 
2012-03-23 2:01:19 AM  
Remarkable that this is about James O'Keefe and we've actually got people in the thread saying we should hold back on judgment until we have more details. My tiny violin for this guy is so small you need an electron microscope to hear it.
 
2012-03-23 2:11:30 AM  
Was there a rape barn in 1990?
 
HBK
2012-03-23 2:31:59 AM  
Am I the only one surprised that this Harvard grad student has such terrible grammar and writing skills?
 
2012-03-23 2:42:56 AM  

HBK: Am I the only one surprised that this Harvard grad student has such terrible grammar and writing skills?


Why should you be surprised? You don't really believe that only smart people attend that school, do you?
 
2012-03-23 2:44:04 AM  
James O'Keef couldn't rape a drunk blowup doll.
 
2012-03-23 2:46:23 AM  
Neither could James O'Keefe.

/spelling fail is spelling fail
 
2012-03-23 2:53:53 AM  
And after reading that, I do believe her. He strikes me as the kind of douchbag who would like to commit rape, but when it comes down to it couldn't get his dick up. He did plan to seduce that CNN reporter after all.
 
2012-03-23 3:06:18 AM  

buster_v: Glenn Beck = Neutralized
Rush Limbaugh = Defunded/Embattled
Andrew Breitbart = Dead

Looks like someone's doing a bit of pre-election housecleaning.

I approve.



These are only some of the reasons that 2012 is shaping up to be the best year ever.
 
2012-03-23 3:26:46 AM  
So was it just a rape barn or a rape-rape barn?
 
2012-03-23 3:28:48 AM  

Dwight_Yeast: So was it just a rape barn or a rape-rape barn?


Well, it is where O'Keefe was keeping his chickens, so I'd go with rape-rape barn.
 
2012-03-23 4:50:39 AM  

stoli n coke: Dwight_Yeast: So was it just a rape barn or a rape-rape barn?

Well, it is where O'Keefe was keeping his chickens, so I'd go with rape-rape barn.


With a rape-rape here
And a rape-rape there
Here a rape
There a rape
Everywhere a rape-rape
Michael O'Keefe had a barn
Ee-yi Ee-yi
O!
 
2012-03-23 6:07:13 AM  
this smells funny. O'keefe could set it up for people to fall for this and then produce that it never really occurred. I don't know what it would prove, but that might not be the point.
 
2012-03-23 6:44:21 AM  

stoli n coke: Well, in all fairness to O'Keefe, did anyone ever actually believe he could get laid WITHOUT using Roofies?


Not since Breitbart OD'd.
 
2012-03-23 8:06:35 AM  

FloydA: sweetmelissa31: You picked up your penny loafers and stormed out of the room like a 10-year old boy having a tantrum.

This is how sex with a Republican always ends.


Actually, many Republicans have sex with boys older than 10.


Not Rush Limbaugh, known boy banger.
 
2012-03-23 8:14:40 AM  
"You advised me to lye down in bed"

Harvard certainly is churning out the best and brightest.
 
2012-03-23 8:15:38 AM  

stebain: this smells funny. O'keefe could set it up for people to fall for this and then produce that it never really occurred. I don't know what it would prove, but that might not be the point.


That's brilliant. He's probably just making himself look like a rapist to stick it to the libs. Good job, you.
 
2012-03-23 8:30:33 AM  
If what she is saying is the unvarnished truth, what a creepy farking dude. Holy crap. Why would she want to work with such a freakazoid, anyway.

His adolescent seduction techniques are just wrong.

That boy just ain't right.
 
2012-03-23 8:39:50 AM  
technically, any barn can be a rape-barn.
 
2012-03-23 9:21:06 AM  
Oh look, another dubious rape allegations thread.

Instead of calling it a rape barn, let's call it a sex barn. If a dude invites you to stay in his barn out in the middle of nowhere, and you accept... I think up until that point he's right to anticipate that some consensual barn sex is going to occur.
Evidently there was a miscommunication in that department and he didn't figure it out until she arrived at the barn.

So, girl goes to the dude's sex barn, drinks all his beer, then calls some other dude. I can understand getting upset and storming out with your penny loafers (well, except for the choice in shoes). Last I checked, storming out of a room isn't a crime.

Then she wants a ride to the train station in the middle of the night. Dude says "shiat, calm down woman, I'll take you out there in the morning. There's not even any trains leaving this late."

Given that the sex barn was on his parents' property, might it be possible that the "older white male" was his dad? Regardless of who he is, if I had to take some crazy woman to the train station in the middle of the night, I'd probably get backup too. Best not to get into a car alone with somebody who's already threatening to level bogus rape charges against you.
 
2012-03-23 9:26:21 AM  

sober: technically, any barn can be a rape-barn.


The Pottery Barn can't. Too much sharp, breakable shiat in the way.
 
2012-03-23 9:34:33 AM  

serial_crusher: Oh look, another dubious rape allegations thread.

Instead of calling it a rape barn, let's call it a sex barn. If a dude invites you to stay in his barn out in the middle of nowhere, and you accept... I think up until that point he's right to anticipate that some consensual barn sex is going to occur.
Evidently there was a miscommunication in that department and he didn't figure it out until she arrived at the barn.

So, girl goes to the dude's sex barn, drinks all his beer, then calls some other dude. I can understand getting upset and storming out with your penny loafers (well, except for the choice in shoes). Last I checked, storming out of a room isn't a crime.

Then she wants a ride to the train station in the middle of the night. Dude says "shiat, calm down woman, I'll take you out there in the morning. There's not even any trains leaving this late."

Given that the sex barn was on his parents' property, might it be possible that the "older white male" was his dad? Regardless of who he is, if I had to take some crazy woman to the train station in the middle of the night, I'd probably get backup too. Best not to get into a car alone with somebody who's already threatening to level bogus rape charges against you.


Yeah, and just look at what she was wearing!! She was virtually asking for it!
 
2012-03-23 9:51:13 AM  
Sounds like a Spinal Tap song

(Stonehenge)

Rape Barn! land were the panty sniffers play,
Rape Barn! you do what the 2 men say...
 
2012-03-23 10:09:28 AM  

sabreWulf07: Wintermute6: I can't stand that little prick, but how about we wait for some actual evidence before we start passing out the torches and pitchforks?

No need. These people have dropped the bar of journalistic integrity so low that we don't have to anymore. They shot right past unverified sources and on into outright fabrication, deceptive editing and misleading/cherry picked quoting.

A single maliciously edited video was sufficient to eliminate federal funding for Acorn and subsequently destroy it. What we've learned from Mr. O'Keefe, the most important thing by far, is that we don't have to wait for any "actual evidence" -- we've already got hearsay, that's more than enough. Now we must let the court of public opinion decide, because that's how the facts are determined today.


So.
Much.
Win.
 
2012-03-23 10:34:51 AM  
Look, I'm not saying James O'Keefe had a RAPE BARN and I'm not saying that James O'Keefe did not have a RAPE BARN. I'm just asking questions here.

But if James O'Keefe had a RAPE BARN, that's something we'd all like to know. Because if James O'Keefe had a RAPE BARN, then what else did he have? And who else, besides James O'Keefe, had a RAPE BARN.

James O'Keefe had a RAPE BARN. James O'Keefe hadn't a RAPE BARN. What's the truth? That's all I'm asking.

/James O'Keefe
//RAPE BARN?
///asking questions
 
2012-03-23 11:47:26 AM  

Unhip1: ssa5
Everything he has done to date has been the most shameless and despicable of deceit and manipulation. He has not a shred of credibility, decency, morals, or ethics. He lies, misrepresents, edits, and denigrates people who have more value to society in their toe-nail than he will ever have in his life.

Well....he did major in Philosophy.
Sometimes topics like psychology and philosophy sociopaths enable a sort of emotional detachment from others, because the students start to believe they have people "figured out" via some generalized formula. At that point, morals and ethics are just, to use Alberto Gonzalez's word, "quaint."

 
2012-03-23 12:17:02 PM  

Mr_Fabulous: Look, I'm not saying James O'Keefe had a RAPE BARN and I'm not saying that James O'Keefe did not have a RAPE BARN. I'm just asking questions here.

But if James O'Keefe had a RAPE BARN, that's something we'd all like to know. Because if James O'Keefe had a RAPE BARN, then what else did he have? And who else, besides James O'Keefe, had a RAPE BARN.

James O'Keefe had a RAPE BARN. James O'Keefe hadn't a RAPE BARN. What's the truth? That's all I'm asking.

/James O'Keefe
//RAPE BARN?
///asking questions


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Technically, it's a retail outlet.
 
2012-03-23 1:15:23 PM  
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that is all
 
2012-03-23 1:40:43 PM  

serial_crusher: Instead of calling it a rape barn, let's call it a sex barn.


It is more appropriate to call it a Rape Barn since that falls in line with O'Keefe's own tactics.
 
2012-03-23 1:43:56 PM  
fta: James, I am not a fool. The barn is the same place where you taped intimate moments with Emma, without her knowledge. You are looking for a reason to blame me for what happened that night, so that you can become the victim.

Go on...

/Rapeublicans like rape, go figure.
 
2012-03-23 2:27:19 PM  
rape barn
rape house
rape apartment
rape cottage
rape loft
rape shed
rape condominium
rape igloo
rape villa
rape teepee
rape castle
rape yurt
rape lean-to
rape geodesic dome
Rape Cod
pied-à-viol
 
2012-03-23 4:49:36 PM  

poot_rootbeer: rape barn
rape house
rape apartment
rape cottage
rape loft
rape shed
rape condominium
rape igloo
rape villa
rape teepee
rape castle
rape yurt
rape lean-to
rape geodesic dome
Rape Cod
pied-à-viol


We have with us today... Mr. Arthur "Two Rape Sheds" Jackson...
 
2012-03-24 12:48:47 AM  
Seems like the right-wing women haters club is still going strong

From patterico:

UPDATE: A court has granted a temporary restraining order against Naffe's releasing any further emails and ordered her to bring all copies in her possession with her to court.

UPDATE x2: I have the injunction and will post it when I get home. I can't upload it from a phone.

UPDATE x3: The injunction is available here. Here is a screenshot of the relevant portion of the order:

If O'Keefe has "nothing to hide" then why did he get a restraining order to prevent the release of emails, and round up all copies so presumably they can be destroyed?
 
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