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(Gawker)   "James O'Keefe's Panty-Stealing 'Rape Barn' Sex and Racism Scandal"   (gawker.com) divider line
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2012-03-22 6:54:43 PM  
I wonder if she'll keep the baby.
 
2012-03-22 6:55:38 PM  
It's not a "rape barn", it's a "love shack".

/funky little shack
//you're welcome for the ear-worm
 
2012-03-22 6:57:47 PM  
I'm starting to suspect that James O'Keefe may be a worthless piece of shiat. Tsk.
 
2012-03-22 6:58:56 PM  
If you see a faded sign at the side of the road that says 15 MILES TO THE RAAAPE BAAAARN! Rape Barn yeah!


TIIIIIIIIIIIN ROOFIES.... rusted.
 
2012-03-22 7:02:02 PM  

PlatinumDragon: RexTalionis: I hate O'Keefe as much as the next guy - maybe more so, because I went to school with him. But this story is just meh. It's like two teenage girls retaliating against each other with a gossip twitter war.

DISH! C'mon, don't tease me here - I want dirty, unreliable gossip!


There's not really a whole lot to tell. At Rutgers, he started a magazine called The Centurion and he'd pull the same kind of idiotic college Republican-esque stunts that he pulled after he graduated. I seem to remember an affirmative action bake sale that was so retarded, it was pretty widely mocked by everybody, although the Centurion guys were all straining themselves to pat themselves on the back.

I lived in the same house, for a brief while, with one of the editors of the Centurion. He used to have the editorial board of the Centurion over at our house for editorial meetings. I probably met James O'Keefe at least once or twice, since the entire group was there, but he made no real impression in my head aside from the fact that the group is filled with the most pretentious arseholes imaginable. However, I do remember that the editor of the Centurion who used to live at my house - Mr. "I'm really conservative" - used to bum money off of me and the other people in the house and then would make every excuse or every attempt at avoidance to get out of paying it. At the same time, he was going to movies and drinking and hanging out (which is really sad, because the dude was in college at around age 30 and he was hanging out with 19 year olds).

Dude still owed my buddy several hundred bucks in rent. Apparently, he packed up all his stuff and skipped out in the night two months before the lease was up without telling anyone. He also messed up his apartment so much that my buddy lost his deposit, apparently.
 
2012-03-22 7:05:09 PM  

Craptastic: It's not a "rape barn", it's a "love shack".


TIIIIIIIIIN ROOOF!... raped
 
2012-03-22 7:05:46 PM  
No mention that he was coming on to an obvious drag queen?
 
2012-03-22 7:08:41 PM  

LordJiro: Wasn't he the guy who had a creepy "love nest" for a reporter set up on a boat or something?


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A depiction of what a James O'Keefe's creepy love nest might look like.
A hamster sex grotto.
 
2012-03-22 7:11:32 PM  
James "Hand Banana" O'Keefe.
 
2012-03-22 7:14:56 PM  

Wintermute6: I can't stand that little prick, but how about we wait for some actual evidence before we start passing out the torches and pitchforks?


Except there's a claim from another woman that he's a creep with pathetically adolescent seduction skills. Where there's smoke, there's fire. And as far as I'm concerned, one allegation is far more evidence than his selectively edited Acorn frame-job, much less two separate allegations.
 
2012-03-22 7:21:19 PM  
"You picked up your penny loafers and stormed out of the room like a 10-year old boy having a tantrum."

"The barn is the same place where you taped intimate moments with Emma, without her knowledge."

"Do not keep my undergarments as a trophy or souvenir to show off to your friends."


All information regarding James O'Keefe seems to indicate that he is an extremely repulsive human being, and perhaps mildly retarded. It should come as no surprise to anyone that O'Keefe's dating techniques are equivalent to a painfully virginal 4th grader saying "smell my finger" when he's never even touched a vagina.
 
2012-03-22 7:23:42 PM  
Gosh, this is the kind of thing that could actually lower my opinion of James O'Keefe.
 
2012-03-22 7:23:47 PM  
It sounds like these two crazy* kids were made for each other.

Now, normally I would be concerned either about the rape barn allegations or the fact that the rape barn allegations are so louche and potentially reputation-destroying, but:

a) If you let James O'Keefe drive you to some random barn apparently knowing he had already filmed a sexual encounter with a woman without her consent (unsurprising considering hidden cams are his bread and butter) there should be no surprise that he would act in precisely the manner you would expect from James O'Keefe, up to and including violating your privacy, acting like a spoiled child, taking your belongings as trophies, and potentially breaking several laws to try to get his little tasseled penny-loafer way, and later, attacking you with sexist and racist stereotypes. This is James O'Keefe. You chose to hang out with him.

b) Then again there's the good chance that some of this is bullsh*t because it comes from someone who chose to hang out with James O'Keefe and thus is likely ethically challenged with a few screws loose, herself. But if you were to call these allegations slanderous it would be pointless - defamation has to be injurious to someone's reputation, and he hasn't got a good name to ruin.

*in the sense: obnoxious, rambling, media whoring, slandering, overprivileged, idiotic farktards
 
2012-03-22 7:27:14 PM  

Helena Boner Carter: All information regarding James O'Keefe seems to indicate that he is an extremely repulsive human being, and perhaps mildly retarded.


We already know that he's a Republican.


/rimshot
 
2012-03-22 7:28:27 PM  

Wintermute6: I can't stand that little prick, but how about we wait for some actual evidence before we start passing out the torches and pitchforks?


Why?
 
2012-03-22 7:29:12 PM  

FloydA: sweetmelissa31: You picked up your penny loafers and stormed out of the room like a 10-year old boy having a tantrum.

This is how sex with a Republican always ends.


Actually, many Republicans have sex with boys older than 10.


I love you, man.
 
2012-03-22 7:29:32 PM  
Whatever happened to that Republiskank he was with? I bet she does it in the butt.
 
2012-03-22 7:41:34 PM  
 
2012-03-22 7:46:25 PM  

ChemicalRummy: Wintermute6: I can't stand that little prick, but how about we wait for some actual evidence before we start passing out the torches and pitchforks?

Except there's a claim from another woman that he's a creep with pathetically adolescent seduction skills. Where there's smoke, there's fire. And as far as I'm concerned, one allegation is far more evidence than his selectively edited Acorn frame-job, much less two separate allegations.


Yeah, he struck me as pretty creepy(and not to be trusted) when he was carting his gal pal around supposedly dressed like a hooker.

I love the old Rock Hudson/Doris Day comedies but I don't consider them tutorials in lovemaking.

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2012-03-22 7:46:28 PM  

RexTalionis: I hate O'Keefe as much as the next guy - maybe more so, because I went to school with him. But this story is just meh. It's like two teenage girls retaliating against each other with a gossip twitter war.


Normally, I'd agree with you, but considering what O'Keefe would do with this story if the penny loafer was on the other foot, he deserves every little bit of bad karma that comes his way. It's kinda like how I think Newt's sleeping around holds more weight than Clinton's. Not because of the Party, but because of the hypocrisy. If the entire history of the human race to date collectively took a shiat in O'Keefe's bedroom while he was sleeping, he still wouldn't have gotten everything he deserves. He's walking garbage and deserves no second chances at this point.
 
2012-03-22 7:46:28 PM  
What a rape barn might look like.

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You farmers will know what i'm talking about. Botanists too, probably.
 
2012-03-22 7:49:09 PM  

CanonicalNerd: Her name was Nadia which sounds like naughty so she was asking for it.


I bet she carries around 100's of birth control pills in case she gets in a a gang bang.
 
2012-03-22 7:50:21 PM  

Skeptos: some more information on O'Keefe and Naffe


Man... you want us to read a 20,000 word blogpost on this douchebag's further shameful efforts to discredit serious people? Haven't we suffered enough already today?
 
2012-03-22 7:51:36 PM  

Wireless Joe: You farmers will know what i'm talking about. Botanists too, probably.


Or anyone with Google. What a lovely field of rape.
 
2012-03-22 7:51:50 PM  
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Despite its name, it looks rather pretty.
 
2012-03-22 7:52:39 PM  

Wireless Joe: What a rape barn might look like.

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You farmers will know what i'm talking about. Botanists too, probably.


Curse you Wireless Joe!
 
2012-03-22 7:53:30 PM  

Wireless Joe: What a rape barn might look like.

[imgc.allpostersimages.com image 473x355]

You farmers will know what i'm talking about. Botanists too, probably.


And most Canadians because we grow more of it than any people other than the Chinese.

/Saskatchewan: rape as far as the eye can see
 
2012-03-22 7:54:51 PM  

Ghastly: If you see a faded sign at the side of the road that says 15 MILES TO THE RAAAPE BAAAARN! Rape Barn yeah!


TIIIIIIIIIIIN ROOFIES.... rusted.


I don't know this one.
 
2012-03-22 8:04:03 PM  
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I was going to post this as "GIS for 'rape barn'". But then I saw the actual caption, which is even better:

"Emil L. and Cecil George Rape. Children of Oscar B. Rape."



Oscar B. Rape named his boys "Rape" twice.
 
2012-03-22 8:08:26 PM  
O'Keefe making sexual advances towards a woman? Yeah, I totally believe that one.
 
2012-03-22 8:11:38 PM  

Fart_Machine: O'Keefe making sexual advances towards a woman? Yeah, I totally believe that one.


How do you think he got that pimp coat from his grandma?
 
2012-03-22 8:13:39 PM  
Well, in all fairness to O'Keefe, did anyone ever actually believe he could get laid WITHOUT using Roofies?
 
2012-03-22 8:16:28 PM  

Wintermute6: I can't stand that little prick, but how about we wait for some actual evidence before we start passing out the torches and pitchforks?


No thanks.
 
2012-03-22 8:17:09 PM  
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Oh boy is this great!!!
 
2012-03-22 8:17:37 PM  

Wireless Joe: What a rape barn might look like.

[imgc.allpostersimages.com image 473x355]

You farmers will know what i'm talking about. Botanists too, probably.


Is that where you lube up with canola oil?
 
2012-03-22 8:20:19 PM  

Wintermute6: I can't stand that little prick, but how about we wait for some actual evidence before we start passing out the torches and pitchforks?


Why? He doesn't. Goose, gander, it's good for both of them.
 
2012-03-22 8:20:41 PM  
Remember, the party of personal responsibility, family values, and upstanding morals are the ones that love this guy.
 
2012-03-22 8:21:56 PM  

stoli n coke: Well, in all fairness to O'Keefe, did anyone ever actually believe he could get laid WITHOUT using Roofies?


Is anyone accusing him of using roofies? Did I miss something? Was that implied?
 
2012-03-22 8:26:06 PM  

gilgigamesh: [www.reeb.org image 640x389]

I was going to post this as "GIS for 'rape barn'". But then I saw the actual caption, which is even better:

"Emil L. and Cecil George Rape. Children of Oscar B. Rape."

Oscar B. Rape named his boys "Rape" twice.


You know there's a banjo just out of frame.
 
2012-03-22 8:28:07 PM  

Rent is too damn high: Codenamechaz: FTA: It's a right-wing rabble-rouser showdown! Jazz-handed pimp impersonator James O'Keefe is at "#WAR" with a former Project Veritas colleague who is now blogging an O'Keefe tell-all involving stolen panties, drugged beers, a "rape barn," "taped intimate moments," a $20K pay-off, and barbs about "black welfare queens." James O'Keefe has graduated from creepy seductions to a full-blown sex scandal.

Or as its known to most Republicans, "Sunday".

No, that's Saturday, silly goose! Sunday is when they go to church thinking they're good Christians and they're receiving penance for those sins.


PostModern Fundamentalists do not believe in the concept of penance. It's one of the ways they've destroyed one of the great religions of the world, possibly for all time.
 
2012-03-22 8:28:13 PM  
How can you be smart enough to go to Harvard yet be dumb enough to hang out with this moron?

Mind you if you are female, black, and still think being a Republican makes sense, then you are clearly not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
 
2012-03-22 8:29:28 PM  

LectertheChef: She associates with known sociopathic defectives, and is surprised that things don't go well?


well. consider the mental defects inherent in looking at o'keefe and his 'work' and saying 'yah, sign me up, i want to join!'.

in other words, she may not just be a member of Crazy-Paranoid-Whackjob club, she could be the president.
 
2012-03-22 8:40:01 PM  

WhoIsNotInMyKitchen: How can you be smart enough to go to Harvard yet be dumb enough to hang out with this moron?

Mind you if you are female, black, and still think being a Republican makes sense, then you are clearly not the sharpest knife in the drawer.


I think these people have issues that go way beyond any mere lack of intelligence.
People like this tend to get together. It's animal magnetism.
 
2012-03-22 8:42:12 PM  

Rozotorical: stoli n coke: Well, in all fairness to O'Keefe, did anyone ever actually believe he could get laid WITHOUT using Roofies?

Is anyone accusing him of using roofies? Did I miss something? Was that implied?


In the article, she mentions that the beer he gave her "tasted funny." I doubt he was adding nutmeg to it.
 
2012-03-22 8:48:04 PM  

stoli n coke: Rozotorical: stoli n coke: Well, in all fairness to O'Keefe, did anyone ever actually believe he could get laid WITHOUT using Roofies?

Is anyone accusing him of using roofies? Did I miss something? Was that implied?

In the article, she mentions that the beer he gave her "tasted funny." I doubt he was adding nutmeg to it.


i think she probably just wasn't used to the fresh country air - makes everything taste/smell funny. also, everything tastes better when you consent to sexual advances without putting a guy through the run-around. guess she'll know better next time.
 
2012-03-22 8:49:33 PM  
Glenn Beck = Neutralized
Rush Limbaugh = Defunded/Embattled
Andrew Breitbart = Dead

Looks like someone's doing a bit of pre-election housecleaning.

I approve.
 
2012-03-22 8:49:55 PM  

mahuika: Wintermute6: I can't stand that little prick, but how about we wait for some actual evidence before we start passing out the torches and pitchforks?

Yeah, this feels like a Randian version of Rashomon, except. Randomon, if you will.


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2012-03-22 8:52:49 PM  
Dammit, I was looking forward to reading about O'Keefe getting raped in a barn by a mad bull or some horny hillbilly.

Fark, I am disappoint. :(
 
2012-03-22 9:00:07 PM  

cc_rider: Dammit, I was looking forward to reading about O'Keefe getting raped in a barn by a mad bull or some horny hillbilly.

Fark, I am disappoint. :(


That would be horrible to read about. I want video. Highly edited out of context hidden camera video.
 
2012-03-22 9:01:34 PM  

buster_v: Glenn Beck = Neutralized
Rush Limbaugh = Defunded/Embattled
Andrew Breitbart = Dead

Looks like someone's doing a bit of pre-election housecleaning.

I approve.


This is Obama's "Baptism scene from 'The Godfather.'"
 
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