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(Metro)   Goetze "not ready" to play for Arsenal; Arsenal admits the plan to sign the midfielder was a stretch all along, and his absence will leave a gaping, monstrous void   ( metro.co.uk) divider line
    More: Misc, Borussia Dortmund, Dortmund, Mario Goetze, arsenals, transfer window, Arsene Wenger, Germany, Bundesliga  
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353 clicks; posted to Sports » on 16 Mar 2012 at 5:09 PM (6 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-03-16 05:00:11 PM  
Maybe it's just me, butt I don't get it.
2012-03-16 05:10:09 PM  
Bravo, sir, bravo.
2012-03-16 05:13:26 PM  
This man needs to go to arsenal so fans can bring the Goatse to football.
2012-03-16 05:14:23 PM  
Epic headline.
2012-03-16 05:28:07 PM  
Arsenal needs to rebound and throw a Liz Lemon party... But make sure they invite ol' Dick.
2012-03-16 06:27:09 PM  
So my friend was talking about this today. She said "He is getting too worked up over this whole thing and should relax. He should just heat up a nice warm bath and chill in the tub, girl."
2012-03-16 06:28:17 PM  
Is this a rugby thread? it's definitely got that jock attitude to it.
2012-03-16 06:30:58 PM  
Submitter, you mad fool!
2012-03-16 06:31:17 PM  
You know, years ago submitter would have been - wait, never mind.
2012-03-16 07:33:50 PM  
My sweet, old aunt posted this as "the hands of God" on FB the other day.

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2012-03-16 07:36:02 PM  
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2012-03-16 07:39:44 PM  
Not surprised. He's got a good thing going in the Bundesliga right now with Dortmund sitting at the top of the table and looking to win it again. Dortmund has managed to put together a great squad that might be a more serious contender in Europe next year. Plus, he said that if he leaves Dortmund he wants to go to Spain.
2012-03-16 07:53:00 PM  
Headline of the week right here!
2012-03-16 08:53:13 PM  
2012-03-16 09:21:24 PM  
If Goetze signs for Arsenal, Goesintighter will be drooling.
2012-03-16 10:06:23 PM  
What an asshole.

/he might show up at the Olympics this year
2012-03-17 02:42:38 AM  
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