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9602 clicks; posted to Main » on 09 Mar 2012 at 5:02 PM (10 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2012-03-09 2:29:18 PM  
In the unlikely event of an emergency water landing, the penguins will have an unfair advantage.
 
2012-03-09 4:59:21 PM  
Penguins are cool. Like TotalFarkers.
 
2012-03-09 5:00:56 PM  
Penguins should be required on all flights.
 
2012-03-09 5:04:21 PM  
I want to know more about this 33D woman.

/skimmed TFA
 
2012-03-09 5:07:11 PM  
Pen pen scoffs at those amateurs:

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2012-03-09 5:08:08 PM  
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This is what I assumed the article was about. Can we make fun of fat people anyhow?
 
2012-03-09 5:14:41 PM  
Coming back from my Antarctic deployment this year, I shared a C17 with 12 juvenile emperor penguins that were headed to sea world. I asked the handler isn't taking penguins from Antarctica a breach of the Antarctica Treaty? She told me that they only took individuals that had been abandoned by their parents and were statistically likely to die. Didn't really answer my question. I will say that this was the only time in 4 deployments that I flew home with penguins. Rather unique experience.

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/they were pretty darn cuddly
//cool story bro
 
2012-03-09 5:25:05 PM  
I want these motherfarking aquatic, flightless waterfowl off the motherfarking plane!
 
2012-03-09 5:40:30 PM  
Those things stink to high heavens. I can't imagine what they'd be like confined in an airplane.
 
2012-03-09 5:41:22 PM  

tetsoushima: [sammi-joe.com image 500x332]

This is what I assumed the article was about. Can we make fun of fat people anyhow?


I love that picture - but that is also a picture from a train. Not a plane. But yeah, time to poke fun at fatties!
 
2012-03-09 5:41:46 PM  
STOP RECORDING VIDEOS IN PORTRAIT MODE!!!!

 
2012-03-09 5:54:36 PM  
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Penguins can't fly!
 
2012-03-09 5:57:41 PM  

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: [bbsimg.ngfiles.com image 480x360]

Penguins can't fly!


Can they understand the silverware?
 
2012-03-09 6:12:28 PM  
How much extra for the penguin flight? Might be worth the price.
 
2012-03-09 6:31:05 PM  
I thought it was going to be something like this
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2012-03-09 6:33:23 PM  
C'mon Chumly, lets go see Mr. Whoopie !
 
2012-03-09 6:36:58 PM  
I thought this was going to be about the new, spacious 787 Dreamliner (bo[e]ing).
 
2012-03-09 6:57:42 PM  
I think we should just put penguins on every commercial flight. They might distract that screaming 2 year old or the bastard 5 year old that keeps kicking the back of my seat.
 
2012-03-09 7:19:26 PM  

tetsoushima: sammi-joe.com

This is what I assumed the article was about. Can we make fun of fat people anyhow?



That picture just made my farking evening. Where is it from? Dude's expression is the funniest damn thing I've seen all week.
 
2012-03-09 7:39:31 PM  

tetsoushima: [sammi-joe.com image 500x332]

This is what I assumed the article was about. Can we make fun of fat people anyhow?


I love that his shirt has a penguin on it.
 
2012-03-09 8:21:14 PM  
Platinum medallion for years and I've never been on a penguin flight. LAME, DELTA.
 
2012-03-09 8:22:10 PM  

Glenford: I thought it was going to be something like this
[www.wackynwild.com image 363x400]


Shopped?

How is this even legal? The guy's blocking the aisle.
 
2012-03-09 9:02:37 PM  
Penguin on a plane.
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2012-03-09 9:38:57 PM  
That seems incredibly dangerous and irresponsible to me. Did the penguins go through the TSA security checkpoints? Did they all get body scanned? How do we know that at least one of those penguins is not an angry Muslim who hates America and our freedoms? Yeah, penguins are cute, but it wouldn't be so funny if one of them rammed a 747 into a skyscraper.
 
2012-03-09 11:15:54 PM  
Loved it! That was so cute and sweet I feel I should check my blood sugar!!!

/getting on a big ole jetliner tomorrow, going to visit my daughter and grandkitty!!
 
2012-03-10 1:07:53 AM  

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: [bbsimg.ngfiles.com image 480x360]

Penguins can't fly!


But they can drive.

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2012-03-10 3:35:29 AM  

Glenford: I thought it was going to be something like this
[www.wackynwild.com image 363x400]


I see that picture and think, if it's not just 'shopped, that guy is ginormous. He's not just a fattie, he's like 7'8". He wouldn't fit in that seat even if he was anorexic.
 
2012-03-10 10:24:51 AM  

Glenford: I thought it was going to be something like this
[www.wackynwild.com image 363x400]


Wow. Would he even fit through an emergency exit in the event of, well, an emergency? I guess he might be buoyant, though. Maybe. oO

/As an overweight person, not making fun.
//Just wondering.
///Fits just fine in a coach class airplane seat.
 
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