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(Boston Channel)   Parents are outraged when the school cafeteria decides to serve chicken on Friday--but only the white meat   (thebostonchannel.com) divider line
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9037 clicks; posted to Main » on 29 Feb 2012 at 10:14 AM (9 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2012-02-29 9:54:19 AM  
The misspelling is really what she's most concerned about here?
 
2012-02-29 10:08:02 AM  

Diogenes: The misspelling is really what she's most concerned about here?

The parent said when she called the Methuen Public Schools to complain, she was told by someone in the Nutrition Department that "KKK Chicken" stood for "Crispy, Crunchy Chicken," and the C's had been swapped for K's.


That, and the fact that they apparently can't count to three.
 
2012-02-29 10:10:29 AM  
Ah, yes. Krispy, Krunchy, Khicken Chicken is a traditional and well-beloved dish up here in the Northeast.

/wtf
 
2012-02-29 10:11:33 AM  
Mmmm...whole grain buttered pasta. The traditional nutritional balance to chicken nuggets.
 
2012-02-29 10:14:35 AM  

I_Am_Weasel: Mmmm...whole grain buttered pasta. The traditional nutritional balance to chicken nuggets.


I believe it's a whole grain roll and buttered pasta.
 
2012-02-29 10:17:45 AM  
Where is the outrage that they are serving meat on a Friday in Lent? To the Santorumcopter!
 
2012-02-29 10:18:58 AM  
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2012-02-29 10:19:11 AM  
And we see the gentle Outrage Shark, trolling along the ocean floor, hoping to make a quick meal out of something that it is indignant about...
 
2012-02-29 10:20:52 AM  

God Is My Co-Pirate: I_Am_Weasel: Mmmm...whole grain buttered pasta. The traditional nutritional balance to chicken nuggets.

I believe it's a whole grain roll and buttered pasta.


Apologies. That's what my brain knew, but my fingers apparently had a different opinion.
 
2012-02-29 10:22:00 AM  
In other news: People are idiots.
 
2012-02-29 10:22:08 AM  

God Is My Co-Pirate: That, and the fact that they apparently can't count to three.


You can take that to the ATM machine!
 
2012-02-29 10:23:58 AM  
What else is on the menu? Spic tacos? Camel Jockey stew? Chink chunks? Spearchucker catch of the day?
 
2012-02-29 10:23:59 AM  
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Approves!
 
2012-02-29 10:24:04 AM  
The KKK took my chicken away
They took it away
Away from me-eee
 
2012-02-29 10:25:01 AM  
"If they're teaching our kids to spell correctly, it should be 'CCC,'" the parent said.
 
2012-02-29 10:27:01 AM  

NightOwl2255: What else is on the menu? Spic tacos? Camel Jockey stew? Chink chunks? Spearchucker catch of the day?


Kracker crackers?
 
2012-02-29 10:29:41 AM  
Awesome. Two days before their Krispy Krunchy Chicken Tenders, they serve Crunch Breaded Fish Sticks. After that, they serve Chic Peas.

This menu is an abomination.

/menu (PDF, pops)
 
2012-02-29 10:30:02 AM  
Talk about missing the point. It's Lent. They should serve fish or a meatless meal on Friday.
 
2012-02-29 10:30:17 AM  

crispyone: NightOwl2255: What else is on the menu? Spic tacos? Camel Jockey stew? Chink chunks? Spearchucker catch of the day?

Kracker crackers?


No, Kracker biscuits.

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2012-02-29 10:30:24 AM  
Chicken? On a Lenten Friday?

Oh, "Khicken" -- that's not actually meat. Carry on.
 
2012-02-29 10:30:50 AM  
I was actually surprised when I clicked the link. Seeing the headline I just assumed that a bunch of panty bunching Catholics were complaining that meat was on the menu during the time of Lent or something.
 
2012-02-29 10:31:13 AM  

NightOwl2255: What else is on the menu? Spic tacos? Camel Jockey stew? Chink chunks? Spearchucker catch of the day?


Next Franks & Beaners, with Kraut. Comes with a packet of Cheese Nips.
 
2012-02-29 10:32:17 AM  
Perhaps they have a speech impediment?

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/Khaki, kettle, Kipling, Khomeni..... Kellogg's Born Flakes......
 
2012-02-29 10:32:36 AM  

Roughing The Snapper: Where is the outrage that they are serving meat on a Friday in Lent? To the Santorumcopter!


That's what i thought of when I read the headline - Meat on Friday!

Although the woman kind of has a point; if it's not the semi-racist name it's the retarded spelling from a school lunch menu.

But in the grand scheme of things: Who gives a shiat?
 
2012-02-29 10:32:47 AM  
The parent said when she called the Methuen Public Schools to complain, she was told by someone in the Nutrition Department that "KKK Chicken" stood for "Crispy, Crunchy Chicken," and the C's had been swapped for K's.

For the love of crap, get your children out of this school. Lest you find them using an ATM machine to get their krispy krunchy khicken chicken.
 
2012-02-29 10:33:07 AM  

crispyone: NightOwl2255: What else is on the menu? Spic tacos? Camel Jockey stew? Chink chunks? Spearchucker catch of the day?

Kracker crackers?


Honkey ham
 
2012-02-29 10:33:31 AM  

fruitloop: "If they're teaching our kids to spell correctly, it should be 'CCC,'" the parent said.


Cu Clux Clan? Is that the racist organization that sells Krispy Krunchy Khicken?
 
2012-02-29 10:33:44 AM  

jingks: God Is My Co-Pirate: That, and the fact that they apparently can't count to three.

You can take that to the ATM machine!


for all intensive purposes, i'll just use my nic card.
 
2012-02-29 10:35:18 AM  
Before I RTFA, I thought this was gonna be a Lent thing. That angle would amuse a recovering Cathaholic like myself. Then I looked at the menu. Man, I mean, I know it's in pretty bad taste and all, but am I the only one who's laughing? KKK Chicken Tenders are the whitest meat ever, man.
 
2012-02-29 10:35:56 AM  
does each meal come with its own noose?
 
2012-02-29 10:36:47 AM  

Starry Heavens: Awesome. Two days before their Krispy Krunchy Chicken Tenders, they serve Crunch Breaded Fish Sticks. After that, they serve Chic Peas.

This menu is an abomination.

/menu (PDF, pops)


21st:

Maple Glazed French Toast Sticks, Sliced Zucchini & Hum-mus Dip

WTF?
 
2012-02-29 10:37:43 AM  

Andrew Wiggin: for all intensive purposes, i'll just use my nic card.


Do you remember your PIN number?
 
2012-02-29 10:38:11 AM  
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Indignant parents failed to learn indignation from the Master.
 
2012-02-29 10:38:32 AM  
I hate people that go around stating "I am outraged! How are you going to address my concern?"
 
2012-02-29 10:39:16 AM  
dammit---now I'm hungry
 
2012-02-29 10:39:36 AM  
I am SORELY disappointed in the Right's failure to point out that his is yet another example of the far reaches of Obama's war on Christianity.

Just like an insurance company should not provide birth control to good Christian woman, a public school should not be party to a Socialist, Communist, Marxist, Fascist, Nazi*, Anti-Chrisitan action like providing meat to student on Friday during Lent.

*forget it, he's rolling.

/KKK doesn't make any sense in any scenario, but then the outrage also makes no sense.
//maybe the school was trying to make the kids think it was KFC Chicken?
 
2012-02-29 10:40:15 AM  
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2012-02-29 10:40:52 AM  
Who are the clowns behind this ?

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2012-02-29 10:40:56 AM  
Since they also teach the Three R's, Reading, Riting, and Rithmatic, I don't see the problem??
 
2012-02-29 10:41:01 AM  
I think that the Klan has come a long way when they can stand side by side with their Negroid brethren and proclaim, "We also love chicken!".
 
2012-02-29 10:42:47 AM  
Damn you, Guidette Frankentits, damn you to hell!

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2012-02-29 10:43:31 AM  
Best part of being a Lutheran kid during Lent? Taking all the pepperoni off my Catholic friends' pizzas on Fridays.

Also, someone at that school needs some typing lessons.
 
2012-02-29 10:44:03 AM  
I've seen something like this before....

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2012-02-29 10:44:56 AM  

Starry Heavens: Awesome. Two days before their Krispy Krunchy Chicken Tenders, they serve Crunch Breaded Fish Sticks. After that, they serve Chic Peas.

This menu is an abomination.

/menu (PDF, pops)


I personally like the "Irish Nacho's" - both for its name/recipe & its egregious use of apostrophes.

/always good to see how our children is learning
 
2012-02-29 10:45:05 AM  

Diogenes: The misspelling is really what she's most concerned about here?


I had to read TFA a second time before I caught that.

I'd facepalm, but to properly facepalm this would require more hands than I have. Possibly also more faces.
 
2012-02-29 10:45:17 AM  
Woah there:

Mozzarella sticks appear in the SPANISH sampler, as well as the Italian? Leaving aside the fact that no Italian would ever serve Mozzarella sticks, WTF is it doing on the Spanish sampler? Along with a whole bunch of MEXICAN (i.e. NOT FARKING SPANISH) food?

"KFC Style Popcorn Chicken" - I smell a lawsuit!

"Asian Orange Flavored Chicken" - won't that cause birth defects?

"Irish Nacho's" - What the holy fark are Irish nachos, and why have you put an inverted comma in there???

"Grilled Un-breaded Garlic Fused Chicken" - so what, they buy breaded chicked, take off the breadcrumbs and then slam that farker into the mains distro?
 
2012-02-29 10:46:25 AM  

wambu: [i.imgur.com image 240x158]

Indignant parents failed to learn indignation from the Master.


Get new material. Something from this century would be nice.
 
2012-02-29 10:46:44 AM  
Nice work, Mr Subby, sir!
 
2012-02-29 10:48:51 AM  

RedT: //maybe the school was trying to make the kids think it was KFC Chicken?


I doubt it, since the 20th is "KFC Style Popcorn Chicken Bowl" day. But... maybe. I actually wouldn't put it past them.
 
2012-02-29 10:50:42 AM  

Pert: Perhaps they have a speech impediment?

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/Khaki, kettle, Kipling, Khomeni..... Kellogg's Born Flakes......


You silly bunt.
 
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