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(New York Daily News)   You're not going to believe this but Paris Hilton's new single "Drunk Text" and the accompanying video may possibly be the worst thing in the entire history of ever (w/video)   ( nydailynews.com) divider line
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2012-02-25 12:48:41 AM  
she is doing really boring drugs.
2012-02-25 01:27:46 AM  
Apparently, subby has never seen this career destroying gem.

Billy Squier "Rock Me Tonite." (new window)
2012-02-25 02:01:23 AM  

Harv72b: To her credit, at least she didn't try to sing in this one.

I am not sure if that is a good thing.

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First thing when I watched 30 seconds of this shiat. I want my 30 seconds back.

2012-02-25 02:12:20 AM  

LarryDan43: Sounds like a generic late 90s house track.

Which means that she's 5+ years ahead of the crowd

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2012-02-25 03:03:40 AM  
Reminds me of this:

http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DZr3E94fVifk&v= Zr3E94fVifk&gl=US

/not gonna spread for no roses
2012-02-25 03:04:29 AM  
With all the resources that Paris Hilton has, she's produced something that is par with a for youtube production.

- The electronic background music seems like laptop music.
- The lame story seems disposable that's meant to be listened to once.
- The black and white music video with cheesy effects seems like it has no production value.

As I said, with all the resources ... probably had to pay someone lots of money to be associated with a Paris Hilton music whatever
2012-02-25 03:13:52 AM  

Barfmaker: I thought she was just an AW...she "sings" too? Since when?

They all do. I don't know if perhaps they see it as maximum fame for minimum effort, as a means to grab all of the attention for themselves without sharing it with a band or other actors, or some odd sort of perception of what a pop singer is, but every attention whore wants to put out an album of terrible, unlistenable crap at one time or another.
2012-02-25 03:40:06 AM  
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: Not enough notes
2012-02-25 04:02:27 AM  

jimmythrust: vrax: "Are you farking kidding me?"

Never was there a more appropriate question asked in a music video.

We went to a shopping mall
And laughed at all the shoppers
And security guards trailed us
To a record shop
We asked for Mojo Nixon
They said "He don't work here"

another example of an appropriate music video question...

Yeah, her video could use some fixin' too.
2012-02-25 08:10:27 AM  
Sure, it was awful. But go to any club and you'll hear a lot of similar stuff.
2012-02-25 08:59:34 AM  
Well I didn't watch it. And I'm feeling good about myself.
2012-02-25 09:02:00 AM  
41 seconds is all I could get through. Ugh, its farking horrible.
2012-02-25 10:26:27 AM  


2012-02-25 12:23:26 AM

Third_Uncle_Eno: I like the music.

and the song was actually not bad up to 1:25.
then the lyrics got even more lame.

if it stopped there, it would've been not bad.

i didn't pay attention to the actual video

Note to self: Never listen to anything Third_Uncle_Eno recommends.

awwww.... :(

the rest of my music taste is great! :-D
2012-02-25 11:36:18 AM  
Paris Hilton is such a talentless bore that even her sex tape is a snoozer. Seriously, she pretty much lays there...and even answers her cell phone in the middle of it at one point. Awful.
2012-02-25 01:31:21 PM  
Oh mercy.
2012-02-25 04:34:35 PM  
After a careful review of the above comments I have decided NOT to expose myself to this...ehem...musical performance.
2012-02-25 10:36:13 PM  

TheOmni: I watched the video. I'm not sure I get it. What's the joke?

2012-02-26 11:35:31 AM  
Didn't the entertainment industry learn anything after she made that bad porno video....
2012-02-26 09:34:40 PM  

TheOmni: I watched the video. I'm not sure I get it. What's the joke?

her whole "career"

/I'm sure she spent a lot of money on a "joke" video...because she's like totally the next Weird Al!!
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