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Vulcans dealing with Pon Farr, Microsoft defenestrating 200 workers, and Don Cornelius starting off Black History Month with a bang: some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 1/29 - 2/4
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Nothing to add, here are the headlines.
Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2012-01-29 to Sat 2012-02-04:
Fourth-largest Spanish airline collapses. You'll have to forgive them; they're from Barcelona
Government report says Japan's population will shrink by one third by 2060, which is shocking considering how short they already are now
Nurseries urged to look for signs of drug-addicted babies, such as if the babies sleep a lot, soil themselves, or speak only in incoherent babble
Man in clown costume robs convenience store, seen escaping in small car with 15 to 20 accomplices
New tapes of the day JFK was shot were found back and to the left of the archive
Couple who used a Facebook poll to decide the name of their child gives birth to a girl. So welcome to Penisface Bieber Meske
Russian attack plane headed for Everett. WOLVERINES
Vulcan man arrested for sexual assault. Look, there are better ways to deal with Pon Farr, dude
Woman dies on her 110th birthday. Perhaps the surprise party was a bad idea
Group of scientists searching the Antarctic for a lake buried for tens of millions of years suddenly stop responding to colleagues, Miskatonic officials
The Decemberists have withdrawn their support of the Susan G. Komen foundation, Nicholas I
Matt Cassel saves family from house fire. Also saves: cat, player piano, washer, dryer, grandfather clock, couch, vanity, dining set
How to avoid a concussion in an MMA fight. Step 1: Don't be in an MMA fight
Woman arrested after extortion of Yankees GM. Now Cashman finally knows how Yankee fans feel when they buy a hot dog and beer at the stadium
Researchers say scratching feels better on certain parts of your body. Sounds like junk science to me
NASA releases video of the dark side of the moon, which surprisingly syncs perfectly with the soundtrack to "The Wizard of Oz"
Alien visitation is not going to happen. SLEEP. There is nothing on our planet that aliens would need. OBEY. If intelligent creatures exist on other planets they likely won't visit Earth. CONSUME
Paul McCartney might write music for computer games. C:\HOWTHEY\RUN
Miley Cyrus broke her tailbone 'doing flips', which is a pretty dumb nickname for her boyfriend, but whatever
Don Cornelius starts Black History month off with a bang
Mitt Romney says he "Mispoke" when he said that he "wasn't concerned about the very poor" and that what he meant to say was "I want to grind them up and use them for foodstuffs, no..wait..do over"
Obama's 2005 Chrysler fails to sell on eBay. Buyers afraid that the car would start slowly, always pull to the left
Ron Paul tells CNN there is a "Zero chance" that he will drop out of the GOP presidential race. It's still better odds than him actually being elected President
Donald Trump to build cemetery near his New Jersey golf course. Groundskeeper told to expect an additional 1000 people under him
Sub-Zero loses, promptly performs fatalities on 100 jobs
Microsoft defenestrates 200 workers
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