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(Wisconsin Gazette)   Restaurant owner faces $5,000 judgment for starting gay rumor about customer   ( divider line
    More: Silly, Texas Supreme Court, Johnson County, morris, central nervous systems, trial court, own  
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2012-02-06 2:07:48 PM  
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2012-02-06 1:27:20 PM  
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In addition to awarding Morris $5,000 in damages for mental anguish, the judge ordered Van Meter to stop making or publishing "defamatory, libelous and slanderous" statements against Morris, including that he and Warren are "homosexual partners or lovers."

How does an 8 year old own a restaurant?
2012-02-06 11:19:03 AM  
2 votes:
For awhile, people starting rumors about me was the only way I ever got dates.
2012-02-06 5:36:33 PM  
1 vote:

Cythraul: We should totally start a rumor about the restaurant owner.

I heard Phong Van Meter raped and murdered a young girl in 1990.
2012-02-06 3:56:52 PM  
1 vote:

Oznog: That's SO Takei...

Oh, my...
2012-02-06 3:38:41 PM  
1 vote:
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That's SO Takei...
2012-02-06 3:20:41 PM  
1 vote:

Rich Cream: wildcardjack: [ image 640x868]

Sharing a drink and fries is gay.

Even when there's a two chick sandwich involved?
2012-02-06 3:10:15 PM  
1 vote:
Really dude?? How hard is it to make a biatch cry. biatch calls you gay or whatever, that's fine. The next time you see her with a large group of people. Just start in on the coont. "Hey slut, maybe guys would be more interested in your cooch if it wasn't attached to a bunt. Just because I don't like cankles, and cheese smell doesn't mean I'm gay, I am just repulsed by your nasty ass. etc." Also this is Texas, so I'm sure you could throw in something like "Nice farking teeth, did you try to blow a tree trunk?" or "I'm not saying she's a nympho but I wouldn't leave her alone with your dog...." shiat like that. Girls are easy to depress.....
2012-02-06 2:41:11 PM  
1 vote:
It's impossible to tell from the story if Phong Van Meter the Rumourmonger is male or female. NTTIAWWT.
2012-02-06 2:04:36 PM  
1 vote:

cgraves67: I got a few paragraphs in. What stunning revelations were further down the page?

I know a great way you can find out...
2012-02-06 1:35:55 PM  
1 vote:
everything is bigger in Texas. Including the douchebags.
2012-02-06 11:02:07 AM  
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