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(Daily Mail)   Michael Cera tries to grow a mustache. With results that are pretty much just what you'd expect   ( dailymail.co.uk) divider line
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2012-02-04 08:12:36 AM  
He looks like he could be Tom Baker's grandson.
2012-02-04 08:13:23 AM  
He looks like Pedro.

He had better be careful or he might get picked up in a pedophile sweep sporting that thing.
2012-02-04 08:29:16 AM  
My kids call that a "molestache".
2012-02-04 08:34:58 AM  
Is he researching his role for "To Catch A Predator: The Movie?"
2012-02-04 08:45:15 AM  
Its for his new movie bioptic "Chester: A Love Story."
2012-02-04 08:46:53 AM  
Been there done that
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2012-02-04 08:48:19 AM  

acad1228: My kids call that a "molestache".

A trenchcoat and thick glasses and his new look will be complete.
2012-02-04 08:51:50 AM  
Good to see those hormone injections are working on some level.
2012-02-04 08:52:58 AM  
I think that's actually a tattoo that says "family tradition."
2012-02-04 08:55:15 AM  
And I thought my mustache looked crap when I tried to grow one, but compared to this one...He's rich, can't he buy a mustache wig or something?
2012-02-04 08:56:24 AM  
I mean, looking at the first picture, I thought it had been drawn on.
2012-02-04 09:00:53 AM  
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Moustache, beard, whatever....he'll always be a Harpo-looking manchild.
2012-02-04 09:02:32 AM  
Well at least he doesn't look like an old lesbian now.
2012-02-04 09:06:34 AM  

/I've seen twats with more hair. Bushier too.
2012-02-04 09:09:15 AM  
i dunno, coupled with his insouciant expression, it looks pretty rakish, i think.
2012-02-04 09:24:01 AM  
He still looks like a lesbian.
2012-02-04 09:28:16 AM  
Thank God the Daily Mail is here to serve us such timely, relevant news.
2012-02-04 09:38:34 AM  
Looks like Gabe Kaplan and Harpo Marx had a kid.
2012-02-04 09:42:15 AM  
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2012-02-04 09:47:34 AM  
Still not funny
/Looks like a raper-man stache
2012-02-04 10:07:14 AM  

Swarley: Looks like Gabe Kaplan and Harpo Marx had a kid.

Came in to mention Gabe Kaplan. In twenty years maybe we'll probably get a "Welcome back, Kotter" reboot.
2012-02-04 10:11:08 AM  

RoosterCogburn: Good to see those hormone injections are working on some level.

Same sentiment as I was going to say, just way WAY better put.
2012-02-04 10:20:04 AM  
He looks like he should be behind the glass at an Italian deli. Give that lesbian a butcher's smock!
2012-02-04 10:21:36 AM  
I didn't know hipster kids sported mustaches that make women rush to the rape whistle!? Now I know the true dangers of hipsterism!
2012-02-04 10:28:10 AM  
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GungFu: [davidcedillo.com image 256x340]
Moustache, beard, whatever....he'll always be a Harpo-looking manchild.

No, Harpo was better looking
2012-02-04 10:39:37 AM  

therecksays: Been there done that
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That was one of the worst pieces of pretentious hipster drivel I have ever seen. Couldn't finish the goddamn thing at all, for fear that it would automatically change my wardrobe to Goodwill chic, and turn my entire music library into Tibetian monk a capella covers of Arcade Fire songs.
2012-02-04 10:54:50 AM  
Its Ron Jeremy
2012-02-04 11:08:02 AM  
Dean Venture has a thicker 'stache.
2012-02-04 11:27:19 AM  
The meekest porn star ever?
2012-02-04 11:43:36 AM  
I wanna punch that guy. I don't know why, really. He's just got one of those "Please punch me" faces.
2012-02-04 11:46:32 AM  
Doesn't he have any real friends to tell him how ridiculous he looks?
2012-02-04 11:51:53 AM  
A crappy attempted mustache is perfect, though, for someone whose bread and butter is acting insecure about themselves.

/Also, Attempted Mustache is an excellent early Loudon Wainwright III LP.
2012-02-04 11:56:06 AM  

Halli: Well at least he doesn't look like an old lesbian now.

Is looking like a chubby, curly-haired John Waters that much of an upgrade?
2012-02-04 11:56:35 AM  
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LeroyBourne: Doesn't he have any real friends to tell him how ridiculous he looks?

It's probably for a movie role.
2012-02-04 12:04:28 PM  
Que Cera Cera...
2012-02-04 12:26:33 PM  
Who? Sorry I don't recognize the person in the picture.
2012-02-04 12:27:54 PM  
Michael Cera trying to channel a post-Brady Bunch Robert Reed...he looked like that just before dying from AIDS
2012-02-04 12:52:20 PM  
He looks like a muppet.
2012-02-04 01:04:14 PM  
That's the Prince mustache.

Available in high schools everywhere.
2012-02-04 01:11:15 PM  
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I think I've found an even bigger dork.
2012-02-04 01:37:48 PM  
Man, I farking HATE Michael Cera. He always plays the whiny biatch that is just super annoying. He ruined Zombieland for me and he wasn't even IN it, simply because I THOUGHT that guy was Michael Cera...
2012-02-04 01:48:43 PM  
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Uncle Jack?
2012-02-04 01:56:16 PM  
Doesn't a guy have to go through puberty to be able to grow a mustache?
2012-02-04 01:56:45 PM  
He looks like a caricature of an italian chef...
2012-02-04 02:27:33 PM  
I don't think I've ever laughed so hard at someone's mustache before.
2012-02-04 02:35:07 PM  

that bosnian sniper: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 468x801]

Uncle Jack?

It needs either "haters gonna hate" or a "not a single fark..."
2012-02-04 02:48:35 PM  
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dear hipsters, please stop with the creepy porn staches.
2012-02-04 02:58:44 PM  
Good call on Gabe Kaplan and Harpo Marx. But I think he looks like a French waiter.

Would M'sieur like the frites-mayonaise avec that?

Frites, yes, but hold the avec.
2012-02-04 03:28:48 PM  
I thought they were talking about that wrestler who does that gay Showgirls thing with his hands but it's this little prick. He managed to make himself look even creepier.
2012-02-04 03:31:49 PM  

Apos: The meekest porn star ever?

"I'm going to come on your face...I mean if that's cool....I don't....I don't have to, I could just come on your tits....I mean breasts...I have a tissue and....you know what, I'll just finish up over there."

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