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(PC Magazine)   Survey finds that Android users are most likely to put out on the first date   ( pcmag.com) divider line
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2012-02-01 07:52:55 PM  
2 votes:
When you go years between sexual encounters... you take every opportunity that presents itself.

2012-02-02 02:06:47 AM  
1 vote:
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2012-02-01 11:06:58 PM  
1 vote:
Windows Phone users unacquainted with the concept of a "date", while iPhone users prefer to have the phone in front of them during sex with the camera on so they can look at themselves getting screwed, just like in the picture of them at the Apple Store buying their first iPhone.
2012-02-01 11:04:56 PM  
1 vote:

Current Resident: My oldest son is an Android user.

Should I be worried or congratulate him?

/going to go give him a preemptive high-five

Then call him a whore
2012-02-01 10:55:03 PM  
1 vote:
Open source, open legs.. If I'm allowed to tinker with it for free, it's all good, baby.
2012-02-01 09:16:00 PM  
1 vote:

make me some tea: /Android user

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