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(KTRE Lufkin)   Couple steals 11 pregnancy tests, man's bond set at $400,000. If he thinks that's bad, wait until he sees the child support payments   ( divider line
    More: Dumbass, child support, Dodge Stratus  
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3068 clicks; posted to Main » on 25 Jan 2012 at 9:02 PM (6 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-01-25 10:50:09 PM  
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While trying to conceive I got pregnancy tests in bulk at less than $.25 a pop on Amazon. I took 10 when one was positive 7 months ago. Even then my husband wouldn't get excited until the blood test confirmed it.

8 weeks till the bundle of joy wrecks my vagina!
2012-01-25 09:25:46 PM  
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jaytkay: Why would you need eleven pregnancy tests?

For each of your eleven girlfriends. A playa like me understands.
2012-01-25 08:35:17 PM  
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dahmers love zombie: They sell pregnancy tests at Dollar Tree. Right next to the drug tests. I'm not too sure whether I'd trust either.

You know this because you buy the dollar condoms?
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