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(ESPN)   Can the Patriots defeat the Ravens to win their first AFC championship in 4 years? Will the 49ers beat the Giants and cap off an amazing comeback season? It's the NFL Conference Championships thread, games at 3 PM on CBS, 6:30 PM on Fox   (scores.espn.go.com) divider line
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21616 clicks; posted to Sports » on 22 Jan 2012 at 2:00 PM (10 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2012-01-22 3:49:38 PM  

nvmac: Beer is the egg mcmuffin of drinks.

/I guess that doesn't work for everything


Very true, but now I'm having a craving for both, and for some weird reason, I think they would compliment each other well.

rickythepenguin: Joe Flacco's mustache is the egg mcmuffin of gay porn


OMG, I can't "funny" this hard enough!
 
2012-01-22 3:49:44 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Wait, why is being on the bottom of the Cheerleader pyramid a bad thing?


That's why the Cavemen died out, no forward thinking.
 
2012-01-22 3:49:46 PM  

rickythepenguin: Joe Flacco's mustache is the egg mcmuffin of gay porn


...it destroys rectums?
 
2012-01-22 3:49:49 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: It's Cheech Marin on ROB, because he smoked away all his 70s money.


What about his sweet sweet Nash Bridges money?
 
2012-01-22 3:49:55 PM  
They really should have went for it. You are going against a supposedly terrible D and you kick the FG. Basically you are telling your D, well, if you give up another 3 points we lose.
 
2012-01-22 3:49:56 PM  

Captain Steroid: GO FOR IT, YOU PUSSIES!


bionicjoe: Ricky Williams right up the middle!

GO FOR IT!!


DAMMIT....ORTON ....i guess
 
2012-01-22 3:50:03 PM  

RminusQ: booooooo

3-3

/challenging would've been awful


Yup. You have two challenges, don't waste it on something like that, ever.
 
2012-01-22 3:50:11 PM  
Every point counts, especially since the win takes you to the Bowl.
 
2012-01-22 3:50:13 PM  

becksellent: mikaloyd: becksellent: mikaloyd: Boom! Flacco gunslingin

>:( Do not want.

/hi mika! :)

Hi bex! Its my duty to root against Brady

I know, it's usually mine as well. But I'm caught between a rock and a hard place here. y'know?

/feels dirty, and not in a fun way :(
//good to see you around though :)


It's ok to feel dirty. It's the toilet bowl. Soon a winner will be flushed away then we can get to the REAL game.
 
2012-01-22 3:50:15 PM  

AliceBToklasLives: "Positive reinforcement for your football team"

/WTF, are they eight?


Considering what Ed Reed said this week, I think it's Simms' attempt at sarcasm.
 
2012-01-22 3:50:15 PM  
Please link the pics of girls. Some of us are actually here to talk about football & not stare at girls.

Picture spam = bad
 
2012-01-22 3:50:19 PM  

haterade69: Luminaro: Can't believe this chick is a pornstar.....[3.bp.blogspot.com image 597x844]

What's her name?


Shyla Jennings. Hottest I've ever seen.
 
2012-01-22 3:50:21 PM  
Funny how quickly Discount Double Choke disappeared from the airwaves.
 
2012-01-22 3:50:28 PM  

mikaloyd: Is Brady the egg mcmuffin of QBs? Probably he is


Probably. And Rapey is the Quarter Pounder.
 
2012-01-22 3:50:39 PM  
could have been worse.
at least the pats are still in this one
no long runs for ray rice so far
 
2012-01-22 3:50:54 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: rickythepenguin: Joe Flacco's mustache is the egg mcmuffin of gay porn

...it destroys rectums?


Nicely done.
 
2012-01-22 3:51:03 PM  

AdmirableSnackbar: Car_Ramrod: TheManofPA: Car_Ramrod: TheManofPA:

Then you must love this picture
[500motivators.com image 599x479]

Hey, do you have the original of that?

Sure thing buddy:
[t0.gstatic.com image 201x251]

I laugh at that every. damn. time.

I do too.


It's an internet classic.
 
2012-01-22 3:51:08 PM  

Di Atribe: Please link the pics of girls. Some of us are actually here to talk about football & not stare at girls.

Picture spam = bad


SO MUCH THIS.
 
2012-01-22 3:51:22 PM  
Well, Failhardt Jr, your weekends are predictable... turn left, turn left, lose, thank whatever deity you believe in your last name is "Earnhardt", otherwise you'd be begging to drive a go-kart.
 
2012-01-22 3:51:30 PM  
Because some of us prefer women.

Link (new window)

Link (new window)
 
2012-01-22 3:52:00 PM  

Fubegra: Funny how quickly Discount Double Choke disappeared from the airwaves.


Maybe prayer does work. Thanks Tebow!

/and of course, the NYG
 
2012-01-22 3:52:05 PM  

Bunny Deville: Di Atribe: Please link the pics of girls. Some of us are actually here to talk about football & not stare at girls.

Picture spam = bad

SO MUCH THIS.


Sorry~
 
2012-01-22 3:52:09 PM  
i.imgur.comView Full Size
 
2012-01-22 3:52:09 PM  

Fubegra: Funny how quickly Discount Double Choke disappeared from the airwaves.


Shhhhh don't summon it!
 
2012-01-22 3:52:20 PM  
Patriots at their 25.
 
2012-01-22 3:52:21 PM  

haterade69: mikaloyd: Is Brady the egg mcmuffin of QBs? Probably he is

Probably. And Rapey is the Quarter Pounder.


Who's the McDLT?
 
2012-01-22 3:52:31 PM  

Earguy: 2wolves: Earguy:

You have minions?

OK. Scallions. Whatever.


Better than bunions I suppose.
 
2012-01-22 3:52:44 PM  
I hate Egg McMuffins. Sausage McMuffins all the way.
 
2012-01-22 3:52:55 PM  
First down, Law Firm for 13.
 
2012-01-22 3:53:03 PM  

AliceBToklasLives: nucal: Can we get rid of the damn talking baby already?

Babies are cute

/just so damn adorable


Because they can't talk and be douches.
 
2012-01-22 3:53:08 PM  
So is Tim Tebow the McGriddles of quarterbacks?
 
2012-01-22 3:53:08 PM  
high guise!
 
2012-01-22 3:53:16 PM  

bionicjoe: DAMMIT....ORTON ....i guess


I'm pretty sure Orton is still blamable for everything - at least, I haven't seen any internet legislation naming a new scapegoat, lol. ;)
 
2012-01-22 3:53:20 PM  

dholway: haterade69: mikaloyd: Is Brady the egg mcmuffin of QBs? Probably he is

Probably. And Rapey is the Quarter Pounder.

Who's the McDLT?


I call Arch Deluxe, miss those damned things....
 
2012-01-22 3:53:25 PM  

Bunny Deville: Di Atribe: Please link the pics of girls. Some of us are actually here to talk about football & not stare at girls.

Picture spam = bad

SO MUCH THIS.


Can either you get me a sammich?
 
2012-01-22 3:53:27 PM  

Earguy: Because some of us prefer women.

Link (new window)

Link (new window)


I don't always look at porn... but when I do...

(ok, actually, I do always look at porn)

:(
 
2012-01-22 3:53:30 PM  

dholway: haterade69: mikaloyd: Is Brady the egg mcmuffin of QBs? Probably he is

Probably. And Rapey is the Quarter Pounder.

Who's the McDLT?


Hot on one side, cool on the other?

Tebow.
 
2012-01-22 3:53:30 PM  
Back to back Law Firm first downs.
 
2012-01-22 3:53:31 PM  
Billy Cundiff isn't really that great of a kicker. Have you seen his stats? Only 60% of his kicks are with his foot
 
2012-01-22 3:53:34 PM  

dholway: haterade69: mikaloyd: Is Brady the egg mcmuffin of QBs? Probably he is

Probably. And Rapey is the Quarter Pounder.

Who's the McDLT?


I don't know, but Ryan Leaf is the Arch Deluxe.
 
2012-01-22 3:53:34 PM  
So it's Bert 3, Guy Smiley 3.
 
2012-01-22 3:53:34 PM  

dholway: haterade69: mikaloyd: Is Brady the egg mcmuffin of QBs? Probably he is

Probably. And Rapey is the Quarter Pounder.

Who's the McDLT?


Rex Grossman.

Hot on the hot side, so cold on the cold side
 
2012-01-22 3:53:38 PM  
This is why I don't gamble for real money. I called the "over" in this game.
 
2012-01-22 3:53:45 PM  
The Pats would never run on the Ravens like that if Ray Lewis was still alive
 
2012-01-22 3:53:51 PM  
Wow, gash em for 25 on the ground.

I think I'd just keep doing that until they stop you.
 
2012-01-22 3:54:06 PM  

WhyteRaven74: So it's Bert 3, Guy Smiley 3.


Mitt Romney is not an NFL quarterback.
 
2012-01-22 3:54:06 PM  
The Firm just got better ratings on the last two runs than it did on Thursday night.
 
2012-01-22 3:54:09 PM  
whoops!
 
2012-01-22 3:54:10 PM  

Earguy: This is why I don't gamble for real money. I called the "over" in this game.


lots of time left.
 
2012-01-22 3:54:21 PM  
C'mon Hispanic Tight End, catch that!
 
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