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(News.com.au)   Hey, man, that's an awesome shark bite tattoo. Oh... nevermind   (news.com.au) divider line
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8159 clicks; posted to Main » on 18 Jan 2012 at 7:10 PM (10 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2012-01-18 7:11:55 PM  
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2012-01-18 7:14:07 PM  
Redhead Beach? Nice.
 
2012-01-18 7:14:08 PM  
thread over
 
2012-01-18 7:15:21 PM  
At first I read that it was at NSFW beach.
 
2012-01-18 7:21:05 PM  
What a NSFW beach may look like:

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2012-01-18 7:44:47 PM  
Patrolling the Area Looking for the Shark Responsible
 
2012-01-18 8:02:00 PM  

Gawdzila: What a NSFW beach may look like:

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Don't have them bathed. Have them brought to me just. like. that.
 
2012-01-18 8:06:54 PM  
"It's just hit him and took him under for a bit. He's managed to get to the surface but I saw it start to follow him."

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2012-01-18 8:11:50 PM  

Fett56: Patrolling the Area Looking for the Shark Responsible



Thank you.
 
2012-01-18 8:15:11 PM  
What d'ya have there - a portable shower or a monkey cage?
Hooper: Anti-Tattoo cage.
Quint: Anti-tattoo cage. You go inside the cage?
[Hooper nods]
Quint: Cage goes in the water, you go in the water. Shark's in the water. Our shark.
[sings]
Quint: Farewell and adieu to you, fair Spanish ladies. Farewell and adieu, you ladies of Spain. For we've received orders for to sail back to Boston. And so nevermore shall we see you again.
 
2012-01-18 8:17:31 PM  
Lemmy?

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2012-01-18 8:25:34 PM  
What a poorly written article that not only didn't have pics of said bite, but not even pics of what a shark bite victim might look like. Fail.
 
2012-01-18 9:11:31 PM  
A shark bite scar is way cooler than ANY tattoo!!!!!
 
2012-01-18 10:06:46 PM  
I worked with a guy who was missing a pinky. He had other scars, but the pinky was the most noticeable.

I asked him one day if he ever lied about how he lost his finger, and he grinned.
"Yeah, sometimes I say I lost it to a shark, one time I lost it in practice with the Dallas Stars, lion taming, yeah, I have a lot. But saying 'I got blown up in Iraq' works pretty good for getting the chicks".
 
2012-01-19 12:38:28 AM  

Honest Bender: Gawdzila: What a NSFW beach may look like:

[www.tikinibeachbar.com image 600x435]

Don't have them bathed. Have them brought to me just. like. that.


This, but remove the bottoms.
 
2012-01-19 1:22:40 AM  

Keizer_Ghidorah: Honest Bender: Gawdzila: What a NSFW beach may look like:

[www.tikinibeachbar.com image 600x435]

Don't have them bathed. Have them brought to me just. like. that.

This, but remove the bottoms.


You like women with their bottoms removed? You are a sick bastard and so are the surgeons who help you with your fetish!!
 
2012-01-19 3:33:51 AM  

nonzero: Keizer_Ghidorah: Honest Bender: Gawdzila: What a NSFW beach may look like:

[www.tikinibeachbar.com image 600x435]

Don't have them bathed. Have them brought to me just. like. that.

This, but remove the bottoms.

You like women with their bottoms removed? You are a sick bastard and so are the surgeons who help you with your fetish!!


The bikini bottoms, you thundering nincompoop.
 
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