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(Weebly)   If you fall asleep on a train and miss your stop, just let it go man, because it's gone   ( divider line
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3834 clicks; posted to Main » on 18 Jan 2012 at 4:26 PM (6 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-01-18 02:44:39 PM  
But did he ever return?
No, he never returned.
And his fate is still unlearned.
/Ballad of the MTA
2012-01-18 03:08:43 PM  
We were warned about sleeping on the subway, but never the train.
2012-01-18 03:58:51 PM  
It is a pretty good excuse for being late for work if pretty much everyone is late for work.
2012-01-18 04:30:27 PM  
Stopped at Willoughby?
2012-01-18 04:33:35 PM  
Maybe he was just having a bad dream.
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"Have a heart".
2012-01-18 04:34:11 PM  

I_Am_Weasel: We were warned about sleeping on the subway, but never the train.

I seem to recall a political candidate whose partial middle name was Don't Sleep In The Subway.
2012-01-18 04:55:00 PM  

Impasse: Stopped at Willoughby?

To be fair, his wife was pretty terrible.
2012-01-18 04:56:55 PM  
Anyone who lives on Long Island has fallen asleep on the drunk train home from NYC and ended up in either Ronkonkoma or Babylon. (Or possibly Port Jeff, dunno that north shore line well.) That's always fun. I have a great CSB about a recent adventure but I'll only tell if bribed.
2012-01-18 05:20:35 PM  
I used to wake up at Forest Hills, especially after a late night, and catching the last train. good times good times. The walk back to Green St used to make me think of Warriors.

// alas, always made it home without a gang fight.
2012-01-18 05:30:40 PM  
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This train will stop at Tucumcari.
2012-01-18 06:18:22 PM  
and, "If you board the wrong train, it is no use running along the corridor in the other direction." (Dietrich Bonhoeffer)
2012-01-18 06:48:57 PM  
When I was at the Academy plebe year I took leave alone to NYC and got hammered at the Limelight. Coming back, I got on the last train to Garrison but passed out. Missed the Garrison stop and wound up being forced to disembark at the last stop, sleeping in an elevator at the station. It was farking cold.

2012-01-18 07:43:17 PM  
Several years ago, a guy fell asleap on a NJ Transit train. The train stopped for a red signal, the guy woke up and thought it was his stop. He rushed to the end of the car and ran down the steps. He steped off into space, the train came to rest on a bridge. Needless to say he never made it home.
2012-01-18 07:51:22 PM  

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This train will stop at Tucumcari.

One name is as good as another. Not wise to use your own name. Like you! I'll bet they don't call you Angle Eyes! Sergeant Angle Eyes!
2012-01-18 08:20:24 PM  
As chance would have it, the dozy passenger brought the train to a halt at a critical junction where several different types of current cross, causing a short-circuit.

In other words, poor engineering. And I don't mean the train's engineer.
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