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(Fark)   So what are you going to do tomorrow, since all the good websites will be down for the day? And don't tell us you're actually going to work, 'cause we all know you won't   (fark.com) divider line
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2070 clicks; posted to Main » on 18 Jan 2012 at 5:00 AM (8 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2012-01-18 2:01:03 AM  
I'm going to wear a mask to protect my identity while I say obnoxious things to people. I might even tell some people I'm a hot young lass just to f*ck with them.

Then I'll run around attaching cardboard cutouts of captions to items.
 
2012-01-18 2:01:13 AM  
Whether you believe it or not, I will be going to work tomorrow, submitter.
 
2012-01-18 2:01:58 AM  
Work
.
 
pye
2012-01-18 2:08:20 AM  

I Said: I'm going to wear a mask to protect my identity while I say obnoxious things to people. I might even tell some people I'm a hot young lass just to f*ck with them.

Then I'll run around attaching cardboard cutouts of captions to items.


You should make yourself a spandex superhero outfit with a giant T on the front. And maybe a cape.

Also:
[image from i1135.photobucket.com too old to be available]
 
2012-01-18 2:29:55 AM  
Amazingly enough, I DO have to spend a lot of time working on my dissertation revisions tomorrow, so the timing is fortunate. It also encouraged me to procrastinate and surf all day long today.
 
2012-01-18 2:32:12 AM  
Shaking and trembling in withdrawal. Drawing orange upvotes all over a paper newspaper.
 
2012-01-18 3:23:04 AM  
Fap.

Go to the Chuck E. Cheese ball pit.

Fap some more.
 
2012-01-18 5:02:19 AM  
Work. Gonna teach some kids some stuff.
 
2012-01-18 5:02:44 AM  
Masturbate until I bleed I guess.

pye:
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Oh, and that.
 
2012-01-18 5:05:37 AM  
Stay up til 8:00am then pass out.
 
2012-01-18 5:07:13 AM  
Craigslist joined in on the fun.. No hookers today.. fark
 
2012-01-18 5:08:17 AM  
I'm at work right now.
 
2012-01-18 5:09:04 AM  
The same thing I do every day: Try to take over the world play Skyrim and Portal.
 
2012-01-18 5:09:44 AM  
So PornTube is going to be down? No? Then business as usual.
 
2012-01-18 5:09:48 AM  
Vibrator.

Video games.

Daily show, vibrator.
 
2012-01-18 5:10:14 AM  
I'll hang out on Fark.
 
2012-01-18 5:10:22 AM  
I plan on trolling craigslist DOWN
troll 4chanmessed up
trolls 7chan?shut down in spite of 4chan
read fark articleseverything is discussions about autogreens
Looks like I'm going to just watch bloodhound gang music videos and drink
 
2012-01-18 5:11:45 AM  

Fluorescent Testicle: The same thing I do every day: Try to take over the world play Skyrim and Portal jerk off furiously into a sock and weep afterward.


FTFY.
/i keed
 
2012-01-18 5:13:00 AM  
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2012-01-18 5:17:22 AM  
Play the Mother 3 song all day (the trippin' balls song).
 
2012-01-18 5:19:06 AM  
when are they even blocking wikipedia? Im on there right now and its working perfect! oh wait... a script has to be run to block it right? ehehehe


the sooner the entertainment industry is run out of business because of piracy the better.

we'll see what the invisible hand has to say about this.
 
2012-01-18 5:23:22 AM  
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2012-01-18 5:23:34 AM  
I'm unemployed, so I guess I'll be somewhat productive. Already applied for six jobs online and will do the dishes later.
 
2012-01-18 5:24:33 AM  
Too late - already at work. Just hoping the hospital doesn't call an internal code delta and trap us all here indefinitely when our co-workers can't make it in...
 
2012-01-18 5:29:14 AM  
Dear Fark: it's the end of our grading term this week. All the damn kids (I teach high school) are crying about their grades. I will drink continuously, and laugh at their failure....that's what I will be doing between 8 am and 3 pm tomorrow.

/vodak please...I will need much of it...quantities upon quantities
 
2012-01-18 5:31:21 AM  
Buying more silver, gold, emergency food and water supplies, ammunition.

Also selling some guns. Anyone want to buy an excellent condition Yugoslavian m59/66? The grenade launcher's been welded over so its California legal.
 
2012-01-18 5:36:07 AM  
well I know Im spending the next 5 mins finding out if there is really a greenlight free for all.

/skeptical
 
2012-01-18 5:37:24 AM  

my herniated disc: well I know Im spending the next 5 mins finding out if there is really a greenlight free for all.

/skeptical


Are you the one who submitted t a direct link to a porn site?
 
2012-01-18 5:42:23 AM  

styckx: my herniated disc: well I know Im spending the next 5 mins finding out if there is really a greenlight free for all.

/skeptical

Are you the one who submitted t a direct link to a porn site?


lol! no.. but now I want to get TF, maybe tonight's the night I get off my lazy ass and subscribe.
 
2012-01-18 5:44:40 AM  
I may try to make contact with these things outside of my window. I believe that they are called people.
 
2012-01-18 5:59:49 AM  

HamWBone: [64.15.155.51 image 450x600]


i1136.photobucket.comView Full Size
 
2012-01-18 6:04:21 AM  
Downloading The Artist to see what all the fuss is about
 
2012-01-18 6:05:19 AM  
Um, play The Old Republic.
 
2012-01-18 6:16:42 AM  
Continue to watch how Fark is now posting more and more of these question threads to the main page in order to drive up drastically slipping comment counts.

There, I helped.
 
2012-01-18 6:19:59 AM  

Gawdzila: Um, play The Old Republic.


but...the servers are down
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2012-01-18 6:54:05 AM  
I'll be at all the bad websites (new window).
 
2012-01-18 6:55:05 AM  
What is is with all of the Pipa hate, Pipa's hot!
 
2012-01-18 6:58:46 AM  

wambu: I'll be at all the bad websites (new window).

Our goal is to break every single rule in website deign!!!


Yet no excessive use of iframes.. Fail...
 
2012-01-18 7:19:31 AM  
I'll be at work explaining to idiots how the internet works, and what SOPA is.
 
2012-01-18 7:23:00 AM  

PanicMan: I'll be at work explaining to idiots how the internet works, and what SOPA is.


Oh God...Political Discussions With Co-Workers Alert. Somehow this will all be Obama's fault.

/One of the disadvantages of living in Kansas
 
2012-01-18 7:45:37 AM  
I don't have to work tomorrow so
drinkhacker.com
sounds like a great plan.
 
2012-01-18 8:15:29 AM  
Downloaeded and installed Mini vMac.
Downloaded and unarchived Dark Castle, Dungeons of Doom, Continuum, Ancient Art of War, Ultima II, Ultima III, Duck Hunt, Spectre, Battlechess, Weslyan Tetris and Frogger.
Readying myself for a full day of "work".
 
2012-01-18 8:21:03 AM  
F*ck you submitter, the best site is up and running.
 
2012-01-18 8:41:34 AM  

Gawdzila: Um, play The Old Republic.


Too bad that

a) It's down all day for patching
b) Posting in the forums has been disabled
c) It's a shiatty game
d) All of the above
 
2012-01-18 8:42:36 AM  

jayhawk88: PanicMan: I'll be at work explaining to idiots how the internet works, and what SOPA is.

Oh God...Political Discussions With Co-Workers Alert. Somehow this will all be Obama's fault.

/One of the disadvantages of living in Kansas


Yeah, just yesterday I had a co-worker tell me the correct response to the corpse peeing video was to prosecute the person who filmed it. I almost had an aneurism.
 
2012-01-18 9:02:33 AM  

basemetal: F*ck you submitter, the best site is up and running.


I was going to make a Zombo.com joke here but turns out they're blacked as well.
 
2012-01-18 9:03:12 AM  
Craigslist is not down people. Go to the bottom of the site and click on the linkie thing between the two peace signs.

/Jesus, do I have to do everything here?
 
2012-01-18 9:10:30 AM  
Going to become a nuclear reactor.


(seriously, possible cancer diagnostic, so a nuclear scintilography something or other)
 
2012-01-18 9:11:06 AM  

basemetal: F*ck you submitter, the best site is up and running.


Damn Right.
 
2012-01-18 9:57:12 AM  
Looking for work at the moment, so I'm going to be writing my Senator against PIPA and continuing to apply for jobs and network like a madman.
 
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