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2012-01-18 1:23:33 AM  
Drew just went to bed, according to Twitter. You missed your opportunity.
 
2012-01-18 1:26:01 AM  

Uakronkid: Drew just went to bed, according to Twitter. You missed your opportunity.


Meh, personally I don't care. Just got a greenlite on Tuesday. I was posting this for those who complain that they can't get anything greenlit.
 
2012-01-18 1:29:52 AM  

Bathia_Mapes: Uakronkid: Drew just went to bed, according to Twitter. You missed your opportunity.

Meh, personally I don't care. Just got a greenlite on Tuesday. I was posting this for those who complain that they can't get anything greenlit.


I got ya. But usually, if somebody can't get a greenlight, they have other problems than simply missing submitting during the times that Drew is in drunk mode.
 
2012-01-18 1:33:45 AM  
I'd say its over all hit or miss anyway.
 
2012-01-18 1:34:24 AM  

Uakronkid: Bathia_Mapes: Uakronkid: Drew just went to bed, according to Twitter. You missed your opportunity.

Meh, personally I don't care. Just got a greenlite on Tuesday. I was posting this for those who complain that they can't get anything greenlit.

I got ya. But usually, if somebody can't get a greenlight, they have other problems than simply missing submitting during the times that Drew is in drunk mode.


I don't think Drew has gone to bed just yet, considering the fact that this thread just went green.
 
2012-01-18 1:36:58 AM  
This could be a long night, and why do I have to go to bed now?
 
2012-01-18 1:38:51 AM  
Put few of so nd so yes do
 
2012-01-18 1:51:20 AM  
QFT

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2012-01-18 1:55:06 AM  

Bathia_Mapes: I don't think Drew has gone to bed just yet


when he does, let's taunt him in his dreams
 
2012-01-18 1:56:38 AM  
Hey! I'm a tool and the stuff I submitted hasn't gotten greenlit.
 
2012-01-18 2:00:02 AM  

utsagrad123: Hey! I'm a tool and the stuff I submitted hasn't gotten greenlit.


You must be the wrong tool for the job. :-D
 
2012-01-18 2:10:54 AM  

Bathia_Mapes: utsagrad123: Hey! I'm a tool and the stuff I submitted hasn't gotten greenlit.

You must be the wrong tool for the job. :-D


That's not what the man in the trenchcoat told me when I was 7 years old.
 
2012-01-18 2:17:36 AM  

utsagrad123: Bathia_Mapes: utsagrad123: Hey! I'm a tool and the stuff I submitted hasn't gotten greenlit.

You must be the wrong tool for the job. :-D

That's not what the man in the trenchcoat told me when I was 7 years old.


Library Policeman?
 
2012-01-18 3:32:10 AM  
Aw damn, I missed it. I'll never get a green light now.

Fiddlesticks.
 
2012-01-18 3:39:07 AM  

Two Dogs Farking: Aw damn, I missed it. I'll never get a green light now.

Fiddlesticks.


Heh! 3226 greenlights and yer biatchin'? :-D
 
2012-01-18 3:57:13 AM  
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2012-01-18 5:10:19 AM  
Well, at least I'll have a day full of TFD threads to keep me amused later on today.
 
2012-01-18 5:11:22 AM  

envirovore: Well, at least I'll have a day full of TFD threads to keep me amused later on today.


Oh, Drew's greenlighting quite a few non-TFD threads too.
 
2012-01-18 5:13:25 AM  

Bathia_Mapes: envirovore: Well, at least I'll have a day full of TFD threads to keep me amused later on today.

Oh, Drew's greenlighting quite a few non-TFD threads too.


Damn, too bad I'm too drunk and tired to be witty right now.
/not sure if that matters.
 
2012-01-18 5:15:05 AM  
so... Guess I'm not a tool? Yeah, I am. for even submitting. but to be fair I submitted something mainstream media ignores so why would fark make an exception?
 
2012-01-18 5:16:27 AM  
Yep just checked.. This is the last of the retarded threads greened.. Some crap about Sams club theft hits the main page in 30 minutes.
 
2012-01-18 5:25:26 AM  
9 years and one greenlight, I'm happy.
 
2012-01-18 5:25:31 AM  
So FINALLY I have a chance to get a greenlight so I can join the Kool Kids Klub? SCHWEET.
 
2012-01-18 5:29:39 AM  
They aren't hard.. I have 64 greenlights in 9 years.. It really helps to be on TF and see the crap that never gets greenlit and compare it to what does and adjust your submitting style accordingly. Also depends on the time of day you are submitting..
 
2012-01-18 5:36:42 AM  
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2012-01-18 5:36:50 AM  
So this is how Drew Curtis supports SOPA? By greenlighting everything?

Kinda hard to do when most of the submissions aren't postable. Copyrights and everything.
 
2012-01-18 5:42:51 AM  

Grables'Daughter: [ninjamonkey.us image 640x1085]


Where have I seen that picture before (like 11 times)?

/looks better and better each time
 
2012-01-18 5:45:02 AM  
Grables'Daughter

That reminds me. YouPorn is also supposed to go black. Expect a surge of requests for BIE today.
 
2012-01-18 5:45:04 AM  

Grables'Daughter: [ninjamonkey.us image 640x1085]


Deja vu.
 
2012-01-18 5:45:37 AM  
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freeimagehosting.netView Full Size


 
2012-01-18 5:46:15 AM  

Closed_Minded_Bastage: Grables'Daughter: [ninjamonkey.us image 640x1085]

Where have I seen that picture before (like 11 times)?

/looks better and better each time


I may have posted her like a million times, so that might be it.
 
2012-01-18 5:48:00 AM  

envirovore: Grables'Daughter: [ninjamonkey.us image 640x1085]

Deja vu.


How did you know where I work?
 
2012-01-18 5:53:01 AM  

Grables'Daughter: envirovore: Grables'Daughter: [ninjamonkey.us image 640x1085]

Deja vu.

How did you know where I work?


Would you believe I have a pack of highly trained ferrets assigned to follow you? Please believe it...
/may be the guy in the creepy van

Why Yes I Am A Wizard:

[www.freeimagehosting.net image 295x237]


If only this image took just a little longer to load.
 
2012-01-18 5:54:01 AM  

envirovore: Grables'Daughter: envirovore: Grables'Daughter: [ninjamonkey.us image 640x1085]

Deja vu.

How did you know where I work?

Would you believe I have a pack of highly trained ferrets assigned to follow you? Please believe it...
/may be the guy in the creepy van

Why Yes I Am A Wizard:

[www.freeimagehosting.net image 295x237]

If only this image took just a little longer to load.


That's YOU?

Those farking ferrets poop everywhere!
 
2012-01-18 5:55:54 AM  

Grables'Daughter: envirovore: Grables'Daughter: envirovore: Grables'Daughter: [ninjamonkey.us image 640x1085]

Deja vu.

How did you know where I work?

Would you believe I have a pack of highly trained ferrets assigned to follow you? Please believe it...
/may be the guy in the creepy van

Why Yes I Am A Wizard:

[www.freeimagehosting.net image 295x237]

If only this image took just a little longer to load.

That's YOU?

Those farking ferrets poop everywhere!


So clean up after them.
Geez, do I have to do everything?
 
2012-01-18 5:56:15 AM  

envirovore: Grables'Daughter: envirovore: Grables'Daughter: [ninjamonkey.us image 640x1085]

Deja vu.

How did you know where I work?

Would you believe I have a pack of highly trained ferrets assigned to follow you? Please believe it...


Are the ducks yours, too?
 
2012-01-18 5:56:52 AM  

envirovore: Grables'Daughter: envirovore: Grables'Daughter: envirovore: Grables'Daughter: [ninjamonkey.us image 640x1085]

Deja vu.

How did you know where I work?

Would you believe I have a pack of highly trained ferrets assigned to follow you? Please believe it...
/may be the guy in the creepy van

Why Yes I Am A Wizard:

[www.freeimagehosting.net image 295x237]

If only this image took just a little longer to load.

That's YOU?

Those farking ferrets poop everywhere!

So clean up after them.
Geez, do I have to do everything?


THEY'RE YOUR farkING FERRETS!
 
2012-01-18 5:59:53 AM  
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2012-01-18 6:00:15 AM  

Grables'Daughter: envirovore: Grables'Daughter: envirovore: Grables'Daughter: envirovore: Grables'Daughter: [ninjamonkey.us image 640x1085]

Deja vu.

How did you know where I work?

Would you believe I have a pack of highly trained ferrets assigned to follow you? Please believe it...
/may be the guy in the creepy van

Why Yes I Am A Wizard:

[www.freeimagehosting.net image 295x237]

If only this image took just a little longer to load.

That's YOU?

Those farking ferrets poop everywhere!

So clean up after them.
Geez, do I have to do everything?

THEY'RE YOUR farkING FERRETS!


True, but what does that have to do with them being trained to stalk you? I mean, I'm not any where near them when their pooping around you, why would you think I'd come in and clean after them?
Really, the least you could do is scoop some poop every now and then.
 
2012-01-18 6:01:02 AM  

styckx: [farm6.staticflickr.com image 640x435]


Black and tarry.

All of them.
 
2012-01-18 6:02:18 AM  

envirovore: Grables'Daughter: envirovore: Grables'Daughter: envirovore: Grables'Daughter: envirovore: Grables'Daughter: [ninjamonkey.us image 640x1085]

Deja vu.

How did you know where I work?

Would you believe I have a pack of highly trained ferrets assigned to follow you? Please believe it...
/may be the guy in the creepy van

Why Yes I Am A Wizard:

[www.freeimagehosting.net image 295x237]

If only this image took just a little longer to load.

That's YOU?

Those farking ferrets poop everywhere!

So clean up after them.
Geez, do I have to do everything?

THEY'RE YOUR farkING FERRETS!

True, but what does that have to do with them being trained to stalk you? I mean, I'm not any where near them when their pooping around you, why would you think I'd come in and clean after them?
Really, the least you could do is scoop some poop every now and then.


I thought maybe that's what the ducks were for.
 
2012-01-18 6:04:33 AM  

Grables'Daughter: envirovore: Grables'Daughter: envirovore: Grables'Daughter: envirovore: Grables'Daughter: envirovore: Grables'Daughter: [ninjamonkey.us image 640x1085]

Deja vu.

How did you know where I work?

Would you believe I have a pack of highly trained ferrets assigned to follow you? Please believe it...
/may be the guy in the creepy van

Why Yes I Am A Wizard:

[www.freeimagehosting.net image 295x237]

If only this image took just a little longer to load.

That's YOU?

Those farking ferrets poop everywhere!

So clean up after them.
Geez, do I have to do everything?

THEY'RE YOUR farkING FERRETS!

True, but what does that have to do with them being trained to stalk you? I mean, I'm not any where near them when their pooping around you, why would you think I'd come in and clean after them?
Really, the least you could do is scoop some poop every now and then.

I thought maybe that's what the ducks were for.


I know nothing about any ducks.
There must be another agent involved. >.>
 
2012-01-18 6:06:09 AM  

envirovore: Grables'Daughter: envirovore: Grables'Daughter: envirovore: Grables'Daughter: envirovore: Grables'Daughter: envirovore: Grables'Daughter: [ninjamonkey.us image 640x1085]

Deja vu.

How did you know where I work?

Would you believe I have a pack of highly trained ferrets assigned to follow you? Please believe it...
/may be the guy in the creepy van

Why Yes I Am A Wizard:

[www.freeimagehosting.net image 295x237]

If only this image took just a little longer to load.

That's YOU?

Those farking ferrets poop everywhere!

So clean up after them.
Geez, do I have to do everything?

THEY'RE YOUR farkING FERRETS!

True, but what does that have to do with them being trained to stalk you? I mean, I'm not any where near them when their pooping around you, why would you think I'd come in and clean after them?
Really, the least you could do is scoop some poop every now and then.

I thought maybe that's what the ducks were for.

I know nothing about any ducks.
There must be another agent involved. >.>


Can you make it kittens instead?

/cause they're cute
 
2012-01-18 6:08:17 AM  

Grables'Daughter: envirovore: Grables'Daughter: envirovore: Grables'Daughter: [ninjamonkey.us image 640x1085]

Deja vu.

How did you know where I work?

Would you believe I have a pack of highly trained ferrets assigned to follow you? Please believe it...

Are the ducks yours, too?


Those are mine
 
2012-01-18 6:08:33 AM  

Grables'Daughter: envirovore: Grables'Daughter: envirovore: Grables'Daughter: envirovore: Grables'Daughter: envirovore: Grables'Daughter: envirovore: Grables'Daughter: [ninjamonkey.us image 640x1085]

Deja vu.

How did you know where I work?

Would you believe I have a pack of highly trained ferrets assigned to follow you? Please believe it...
/may be the guy in the creepy van

Why Yes I Am A Wizard:

[www.freeimagehosting.net image 295x237]

If only this image took just a little longer to load.

That's YOU?

Those farking ferrets poop everywhere!

So clean up after them.
Geez, do I have to do everything?

THEY'RE YOUR farkING FERRETS!

True, but what does that have to do with them being trained to stalk you? I mean, I'm not any where near them when their pooping around you, why would you think I'd come in and clean after them?
Really, the least you could do is scoop some poop every now and then.

I thought maybe that's what the ducks were for.

I know nothing about any ducks.
There must be another agent involved. >.>

Can you make it kittens instead?

/cause they're cute


Kittens are a can do. (new window)
 
2012-01-18 6:09:24 AM  

Grables'Daughter: envirovore: Grables'Daughter: envirovore: Grables'Daughter: envirovore: Grables'Daughter: envirovore: Grables'Daughter: envirovore: Grables'Daughter: [ninjamonkey.us image 640x1085]

Deja vu.

How did you know where I work?

Would you believe I have a pack of highly trained ferrets assigned to follow you? Please believe it...
/may be the guy in the creepy van

Why Yes I Am A Wizard:

[www.freeimagehosting.net image 295x237]

If only this image took just a little longer to load.

That's YOU?

Those farking ferrets poop everywhere!

So clean up after them.
Geez, do I have to do everything?

THEY'RE YOUR farkING FERRETS!

True, but what does that have to do with them being trained to stalk you? I mean, I'm not any where near them when their pooping around you, why would you think I'd come in and clean after them?
Really, the least you could do is scoop some poop every now and then.

I thought maybe that's what the ducks were for.

I know nothing about any ducks.
There must be another agent involved. >.>

Can you make it kittens instead?

/cause they're cute


Sorry. We're busy killing the kittens from the bie we receive from you.
 
2012-01-18 6:09:28 AM  

TinaSumthing: Grables'Daughter: envirovore: Grables'Daughter: envirovore: Grables'Daughter: [ninjamonkey.us image 640x1085]

Deja vu.

How did you know where I work?

Would you believe I have a pack of highly trained ferrets assigned to follow you? Please believe it...

Are the ducks yours, too?

Those are mine


I knew it. Another agent.
Who do you serve?
 
2012-01-18 6:09:43 AM  

TinaSumthing: Grables'Daughter: envirovore: Grables'Daughter: envirovore: Grables'Daughter: [ninjamonkey.us image 640x1085]

Deja vu.

How did you know where I work?

Would you believe I have a pack of highly trained ferrets assigned to follow you? Please believe it...

Are the ducks yours, too?

Those are mine


Please tell that one to get off the sofa.
 
2012-01-18 6:15:00 AM  
Preemptive troll/warning by Drew. Once Wikipedia goes dark, that's when the shiat's really going to hit the fan here.
 
2012-01-18 6:16:00 AM  

Rex Dart: Preemptive troll/warning by Drew. Once Wikipedia goes dark, that's when the shiat's really going to hit the fan here.


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