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(Telegraph)   Dwarf left paralyzed and Grumpy after being thrown by Dopey drunk. Doc tells him he may need a wheelchair, so he's not Happy   ( telegraph.co.uk) divider line
    More: Sad, Queenstown, dwarf tossing, Mike Tindall  
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2012-01-12 11:11:33 PM  
6 votes:
They gave him the old hi ho.
2012-01-12 11:14:26 PM  
4 votes:
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He looks fine. Off to work you go.
2012-01-12 11:08:44 PM  
4 votes:
Perhaps he should be more Bashful about going to Sneezy bars.
2012-01-13 04:50:58 AM  
3 votes:
Dwarf tossing?

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2012-01-13 12:17:24 AM  
2 votes:

haemaker: Perhaps he should be more Bashful about going to Sneezy bars.

They make me Sleepy.
2012-01-12 11:38:23 PM  
2 votes:
Not very Bashful about the dwarf puns, eh?
2012-01-13 08:54:29 AM  
1 vote:
Don't tell the elf.
2012-01-13 07:32:36 AM  
1 vote:
I was walking home drunk the other day, when I saw a dwarf, and kicked him in the chest.

He got up and approached me angrily.

"I'm not happy" he said.

"Which one are you then?" I responded.
2012-01-13 06:04:30 AM  
1 vote:
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2012-01-13 04:45:55 AM  
1 vote:
That's why dwarves should always carry crossbows.
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