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(Daily Mail)   25-year-old woman is trapped in the body of a 12-year-old (w/pics)   ( dailymail.co.uk) divider line
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2012-01-08 04:43:04 PM  
I'd hit it.
 
2012-01-08 05:00:05 PM  
media.skateboard.com.auView Full Size
 
2012-01-08 05:09:55 PM  
Body of a 12 year old?
i105.photobucket.comView Full Size


Face of a 45 year old. I guess it balances out.
 
2012-01-08 05:20:52 PM  
That's a hard 25. Regardless, there are lots of short, flat-chested women out in the world. Even if the surgeries have prevented from going to school she could take online classes.
 
2012-01-08 06:14:53 PM  
It took her until 23 to figure out she missed puberty?
 
2012-01-08 06:19:04 PM  
As I am currently bleeding like a stuck Pig and raged for 3 days before that... That dumb biatch has no idea how lucky she is...someone tell her to STFU and GBTW.
 
2012-01-08 06:26:49 PM  
"Trapped in the body of a 12-year-old" AKA: The Sandusky defense.
 
2012-01-08 06:45:07 PM  

nauteeprincess: As I am currently bleeding like a stuck Pig and raged for 3 days before that... That dumb biatch has no idea how lucky she is...someone tell her to STFU and GBTW.


Classy.
 
2012-01-08 06:45:52 PM  
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2012-01-08 06:55:46 PM  

gopher321: nauteeprincess: As I am currently bleeding like a stuck Pig and raged for 3 days before that... That dumb biatch has no idea how lucky she is...someone tell her to STFU and GBTW.

Classy.


I can't hear you over the sounds of this chocolate bar and chocolate milk I'm consuming.
 
2012-01-08 06:57:53 PM  
Wasn't there a horror movie about this? Anyway her face seems to be overcompensating for her body age wise.
 
2012-01-08 07:11:21 PM  
Oh, yeah? Well, I am a 60 year old man trapped in the body of a 28 year old Asian dude.
 
2012-01-08 07:12:23 PM  

RexTalionis: Oh, yeah? Well, I am a 60 year old man trapped in the body of a 28 year old Asian dude.


Have you tried lube?
 
2012-01-08 07:25:04 PM  
Well, at least it wasn't the usual 25-year-old inside a 12-year-old story we normally see.
 
2012-01-08 07:30:03 PM  

Mugato: RexTalionis: Oh, yeah? Well, I am a 60 year old man trapped in the body of a 28 year old Asian dude.

Have you tried lube?


Ha! Well, I +funny you, sir.
 
2012-01-08 07:30:41 PM  

RexTalionis: Mugato: RexTalionis: Oh, yeah? Well, I am a 60 year old man trapped in the body of a 28 year old Asian dude.

Have you tried lube?

Ha! Well, I +funny you, sir.


Or, I will, once it goes in main.
 
2012-01-08 07:50:34 PM  
If she wasn't so ugly I'd suggest she cash in with some pseudo kiddie porn. Oh well.
 
2012-01-08 08:26:54 PM  

AbbeySomeone: If she wasn't so ugly I'd suggest she cash in with some pseudo kiddie porn. Oh well.


This is in Great Britain.
 
2012-01-08 09:09:08 PM  

FloydA: Body of a 12 year old?
[i105.photobucket.com image 468x360]

Face of a 45 year old. I guess it balances out.


Yikes, no kidding. No one would ever confuse her for being a kid, that's for sure.
 
2012-01-08 09:09:45 PM  
I have the weirdest boner
 
2012-01-08 09:10:55 PM  

FloydA: Body of a 12 year old?
[i105.photobucket.com image 468x360]

Face of a 45 year old. I guess it balances out.


The only reason she is biatching is because of that face. If she looked 12 from head to toe, she'd be the queen of Japanese lolicon porn.
 
2012-01-08 09:11:21 PM  
Poor girl. She can't remember shiat.
 
2012-01-08 09:11:46 PM  
Chimera. I'll bet she's a chimera. I wonder if they've done dna sequencing on her yet.
 
2012-01-08 09:12:21 PM  
Not impressed:

hallure.files.wordpress.comView Full Size
 
2012-01-08 09:12:26 PM  
Giggity
 
2012-01-08 09:12:46 PM  
OH DEAR GOD

Do not GIS "Caudal Regression Syndrome" think you'll see hot nude chicks.
 
2012-01-08 09:12:57 PM  

Shaggy_C: FloydA: Body of a 12 year old?
[i105.photobucket.com image 468x360]

Face of a 45 year old. I guess it balances out.

Yikes, no kidding. No one would ever confuse her for being a kid, that's for sure.


Yah, I'd see her and assume she's just short and flat chested. Me thinks her inability to find love is more driven by self exile.

/Because the first thing men want is for their women to have periods. We love periods.
 
2012-01-08 09:14:18 PM  
She is a pedophile's wet dream.
 
2012-01-08 09:15:53 PM  

insertsnarkyusername:

/Because the first thing men want is for their women to have periods. We love periods.


My fiance is on birth control and she skips the placebo week so she doesn't get periods. I make up for it by stopping by the local fish monger and having a bowl of chum for dinner 3 nights a month.
 
2012-01-08 09:16:10 PM  
nauteeprincess:
gopher321: nauteeprincess: As I am currently bleeding like a stuck Pig and raged for 3 days before that... That dumb biatch has no idea how lucky she is...someone tell her to STFU and GBTW.

Classy.

I can't hear you over the sounds of this chocolate bar and chocolate milk I'm consuming.


I've been angry all day, and I just ate a whole coffee cake while crying and accusing my spouse of hating me. I'm a man, so I don't know what my excuse is.
 
2012-01-08 09:16:48 PM  

Shaggy_C: FloydA: Body of a 12 year old?


Face of a 45 year old. I guess it balances out.


45 year old MAN>
 
2012-01-08 09:17:03 PM  

Teen Wolf Blitzer: insertsnarkyusername:

/Because the first thing men want is for their women to have periods. We love periods.

My fiance is on birth control and she skips the placebo week so she doesn't get periods. I make up for it by stopping by the local fish monger and having a bowl of chum for dinner 3 nights a month.


blog4dj.orgView Full Size
 
2012-01-08 09:18:08 PM  
Sounds like she might have a hormone receptor disorder, if her treatment had no effect.
 
2012-01-08 09:18:21 PM  

myinternetname: OH DEAR GOD

Do not GIS "Caudal Regression Syndrome" think you'll see hot nude chicks.


Holy shiat, that one with the blue background...
 
2012-01-08 09:18:30 PM  

The more you eat the more you fart: She is a pedophile's wet dream.


Eubonicaphila, or whatever.
If she bobbed her schnozz, I might fark her.
 
2012-01-08 09:22:54 PM  
Teen Wolf Blitzer:
Not impressed:

[hallure.files.wordpress.com image 640x360]


FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU...

Yeah, I'm not watching THAT one.
 
2012-01-08 09:23:01 PM  

vudukungfu: The more you eat the more you fart: She is a pedophile's wet dream.

Eubonicaphila, or whatever.
If she bobbed her schnozz, I might fark her.


Anything to lose your virginity....
 
2012-01-08 09:24:07 PM  

myinternetname: Caudal Regression Syndrome


I thought you were kidding...

\big mistake on my part
 
2012-01-08 09:27:14 PM  

myinternetname: OH DEAR GOD

Do not GIS "Caudal Regression Syndrome" think you'll see hot nude chicks.


Well, fark.
 
2012-01-08 09:28:14 PM  

FizixJunkee: myinternetname: Caudal Regression Syndrome

I thought you were kidding...

\big mistake on my part

*shiver*

 
2012-01-08 09:31:13 PM  
Hey, boss. We've got this article about a woman with the body of a 12 year old. Ya, she's got a weird looking body. We should probably include a couple pictures in the article. What's that? Just head shots? You got it!
 
2012-01-08 09:31:17 PM  

myinternetname: OH DEAR GOD

Do not GIS "Caudal Regression Syndrome" think you'll see hot nude chicks.


Jesus farking fark!

/I had to. It was like a dare...
 
2012-01-08 09:31:51 PM  

RickN99:

Anything to lose your virginity....


Except I lost mine in the mid-70's, son.
And your mom?
She was too young at the time.
 
2012-01-08 09:32:20 PM  
Bollocks!

I was hoping it would be something like this:

killkuato.comView Full Size


Not some small and flat chested chick from Ireland who still buys her underwear from the kiddies' section.
 
2012-01-08 09:33:36 PM  

LowbrowDeluxe: myinternetname: OH DEAR GOD

Do not GIS "Caudal Regression Syndrome" think you'll see hot nude chicks.

Jesus farking fark!

/I had to. It was like a dare...


I wish I could unsee that.
 
2012-01-08 09:35:35 PM  
wait wait wait, she's 25 but only found out two years ago? Shouldnt the fact she's never had a period and her tits have never grown given her an indication that "he-heyyyyy, wait a minute.. something, oooh ha ha, something is amiss, I do say" Too bad she isn't hot. She'd be a pedophile's dream. Legal sex with a 12 year old. Wouldn't even have to go to a third world country.
 
2012-01-08 09:36:47 PM  

numbone: Shaggy_C: FloydA: Body of a 12 year old?


Face of a 45 year old. I guess it balances out.

45 year old MAN>


Same thoughts here...
 
2012-01-08 09:37:54 PM  

Barbecue Bob: LowbrowDeluxe: myinternetname: OH DEAR GOD

Do not GIS "Caudal Regression Syndrome" think you'll see hot nude chicks.

Jesus farking fark!

/I had to. It was like a dare...

I wish I could unsee that.


Can't be that bad...oh dear did why did I do that
 
2012-01-08 09:40:11 PM  

GungFu: Bollocks!

I was hoping it would be something like this:

[www.killkuato.com image 450x315]

Not some small and flat chested chick from Ireland who still buys her underwear from the kiddies' section.



You might see something like that if you search harder....

Open your mind

Open your mind

Open your miiiiiind
 
2012-01-08 09:41:02 PM  
"The Curious Case of Barbarella Button"
 
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