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(Celebslam)   Jessica Alba had a baby in August and looks like this in a bikini now   ( celebslam.celebuzz.com) divider line
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2012-01-03 01:04:34 PM  
6 votes:
I made my wife wear a bikini while giving birth. Damn thing acted like a slingshot and fired the kid right back in.
2012-01-03 12:08:52 PM  
4 votes:
She's hot, crazy hot, but she can't act for shiat, and she won't make with the tits. I'm out.
2012-01-03 01:27:01 PM  
2 votes:

Because People in power are Stupid: She looks blurry now?

I can't believe the mainstream media isn't covering this epidemic. So many celebs have been photographed in public looking blurry. Is this the latest plastic surgery crazy? Is the Church of Scientology behind it?Someone needs to uncover the truth!
2012-01-03 12:53:33 PM  
2 votes:
why is her baby wearing a bikini?
2012-01-04 11:21:54 AM  
1 vote:

darch: Because I made the decision years ago that everyday would be an opportunity to HIT IT and MOVE.

And what's your opnion on Hitting It and Quitting It?
2012-01-03 05:15:51 PM  
1 vote:
I think these girls would pass the bounce back test

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2012-01-03 04:26:03 PM  
1 vote:
Why would i want to see what Jessica Alba's baby looks like in a bikini, subby? You're sick.
2012-01-03 04:09:11 PM  
1 vote:

socodog: Jeezus. Her tits look like a road map of Stockholm.

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2012-01-03 03:40:37 PM  
1 vote:

wholedamnshow: frepnog: someone is lying about how much they eat. and also about how much they work out. it is simply impossible to eat healthy, work out an hour a day and not lose some weight, unless all fat lost is turned to muscle. I am betting that is not the case.

Or you don't know wtf you're talking about. Considering I'm at the gym with her 90% of those times, and I eat two meals a day with her, I have a really farking good idea how often she works out and what she eats.

She could be sneaking in some unhealthy snacks while she is away from you. How big are her purses usually? They so small you could lube it up and use it as a portable vagina, or are they large enough to store a few Hungry Mans?
2012-01-03 03:09:48 PM  
1 vote:

TofuTheAlmighty: wholedamnshow: J. Frank Parnell: It only takes 15-30 minutes a day of exercise to be in shape. Most people spend that much time staring off into space and digging around in their ear for wax each day. You don't need a trainer or equipment, either. I'll save you some money on a dietician, too, by revealing the arcane secret that fried food and pepsi are not good for you.

This....is not necessarily true. My gf weighs ~150lbs at 5'7". She put on about 25lbs over 3 years. She always worked out a little but now that we live across the street from a gym, she's there 6 times a week for over an hour each time. In the 13 months she's been doing that, she's lost 4lbs. And she eats very healthy too.

Define 'healthy.' Eating salad all the time does't mean you get to eat cupcakes all the time, too. Also, alcohol's got a bunch of empty calories. The key to losing weight isn't exercise, it's eating less.

Or she could have a thyroid problem but that'd probably manifest as general lethargy, too.

Aside from the eating thing (which TofuTheAlmighty and Cymbal both addressed accurately), there's also the muscle mass issue. It's entirely possible, if she started working out much more heavily than she used, that she lost a lot of fat while maintaining close to the same weight due to the extra muscle mass she's gaining. Not to imply you're dating a bodybuilder, but increased muscle tone accross the whole body does add an appreciable amount of weight. With this 4 pound loss, does she also look remarkable trimmer and/or has gone down dress sizes? This would mean she's lost fat and gained muscle.

Or she could be spending that half hour every day blowing one of the trainers behind the gym, which is a nice skill to have but doesn't translate to weight loss.

/had to say something snarky
2012-01-03 02:14:30 PM  
1 vote:

darch: ...I generally can't stand smug pregnant women...

Pregnant Women are Smug, by Garfunkel and Oates.
2012-01-03 02:02:09 PM  
1 vote:
Oh, money. Is there nothing you can't do?
2012-01-03 01:22:45 PM  
1 vote:

ShawnDoc: mitchcumstein1: She's hot, crazy hot, but she can't act for shiat, and she won't make with the tits. I'm out.

Her pregger tits are out there.

I don't want candid, caught off guard tits. I want well lit, cinematic tits.
2012-01-03 01:09:13 PM  
1 vote:
Yeah, keep on drooling. But none of you seem to realize that she has her own personal trainers, dieticians and shiatload of money to boot.
2012-01-03 12:52:15 PM  
1 vote:
Its pretty easy to get back into shape when you have personal trainers, dietitians, nearly unlimited money, and free time.
2012-01-03 12:52:02 PM  
1 vote:

Rev. Skarekroe: She must work out.

And have a trainer, and enough money to be able to afford the time to spend working out. Don't forget the dietician, too!
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