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(Toronto Star)   The ten most inappropriate Christmas songs ever recorded. "D--- in a Box"   ( thestar.com) divider line
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Midnight Rambler
2011-12-11 12:28:38 PM  
Bob Geldof has issued a statement:

"Well, tonight, thank God it's these, instead of mine."
 
greenbean13
2011-12-11 12:39:24 PM  
I notice a lack of one particular band.

[image from kuntandthegang.co.uk too old to be available]
 
Quintessential_Cynic
2011-12-11 12:40:02 PM  
Subby, the Dick in a Box is always appropriate.
 
SundaesChild
2011-12-11 01:08:07 PM  

Pants full of macaroni!!: No love for "Santa Claus And His Old Lady" (pops)?

/i'm hip, man, that cat didn't know ANY tunes!


I love that, but I don't know that it's a song per se.
 
0x1a4
2011-12-11 01:09:16 PM  
Bizarre Christmas Incident (new window)
 
0x1a4
2011-12-11 01:10:54 PM  

0x1a4: Bizarre Christmas Incident (new window)



Link Fail (new window) (new window)
 
Mrbogey
2011-12-11 01:15:20 PM  
South Parkj did a whole album where half of them were inappropriate. One had JFK and son in hell and the other had the Virgin Mary being told to stay a virgin and do other "things".
 
Six_By_Nine
2011-12-11 01:27:09 PM  
DNRTFA, but...

Santa's Gonna Kick Your Ass (new window) (The Arrogant Worms)
 
TV's Vinnie
2011-12-11 01:44:41 PM  
What about "There's Something Stuck Up In The Chimney"? That song cracks me up every time.
 
iSancho2k
2011-12-11 01:58:55 PM  
No Nerf Herder?


www.youtube.com/watch?v=feu5e5dRojI
 (new window)
 
You are Borg
2011-12-11 02:04:01 PM  

whizbangthedirtfarmer: No "A Gun for Christmas" by The Vandals? Complete fail.


Came to post this, glad someone is doing my work for me.
 
CigaretteSmokingMan
2011-12-11 02:47:51 PM  
The Kinks: Father Christmas (new window)
 
Vivianne
2011-12-11 03:26:01 PM  
 
badaboom
2011-12-11 03:34:13 PM  
Link (new window)

I want a mistress for Christmas
 
browntimmy
2011-12-11 04:15:39 PM  
A new contender emerged on last week's Community.

Link (new window)
 
mr smart the great
2011-12-11 04:16:35 PM  
im driving down the road in my rusty cheverlay sliding all the way!!!!!

quick fellow farkers whats this from?
 
GeeksAreMyPeeps [TotalFark]
2011-12-11 04:19:15 PM  
List fails without:

The Most Offensive Song Ever (new window)

and

Chiron Beta Prime (new window)

and

Santa Got Arrested (new window)
 
Neeek
2011-12-11 04:21:08 PM  
List fails without "The Christmas Shoes".

/That's one farking demented song.
 
MrEricSir
2011-12-11 05:29:44 PM  
List fails without MC Chris.
 
vrax
2011-12-11 05:51:08 PM  
Porn Orchard's "This Holiday Season". More funny (and interesting for very obvious reasons) than outright inappropriate.
 
KiplingKat872
2011-12-11 06:23:57 PM  
Sorry, but this list is fail with out something from one of these albums...

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...all I want for Farkmas is some New Detective....
 
KiplingKat872
2011-12-11 06:31:41 PM  
 
KiplingKat872
2011-12-11 06:37:20 PM  
 
CygnusDarius
2011-12-11 07:08:46 PM  
What, no Voodoo Glow Skulls (new window, not inapproproate, just punk)?.

And Bad Religion playing Silent night (new window).
 
Jesus McSordid [TotalFark]
2011-12-11 08:55:11 PM  

primordial_soup_dragon: No Kevin 'Bloody' Wilson? (new window)


Came for Kev. Leaving satisfied.

/Hey Santa Claus ya c**t, where's my farkin' bike?
//I've unwrapped all this other sh*t and there's nothing here I like!
 
MissinLnk
2011-12-11 09:16:39 PM  

mercator_psi: whizbangthedirtfarmer: No "A Gun for Christmas" by The Vandals? Complete fail.

Ande let's not forget their C-H-R-I-S-T-M-A-S (clickypunk, very very NSFW lyrics) song. My fave off that album.


One of the best christmas albums of all time. Their version of Here I Am Lord (new window) is my favorite from that album. I can't hear a normal version of it without starting to smirk.

/Happy Birthday Baby Jesus!
//You look fantastic.
 
John Buck 41 [TotalFark]
2011-12-11 10:03:23 PM  

mr smart the great: im driving down the road in my rusty cheverlay sliding all the way!!!!!

quick fellow farkers whats this from?


Da Yoopers.

Perhaps better known for 'The 2nd Week Of Deer Camp'.

Also did 'Thirty-Point Buck'
 
AppleOptionEsc
2011-12-11 10:21:20 PM  

John Buck 41: mr smart the great: im driving down the road in my rusty cheverlay sliding all the way!!!!!

quick fellow farkers whats this from?

Da Yoopers.

Perhaps better known for 'The 2nd Week Of Deer Camp'.

Also did 'Thirty-Point Buck'


I thought Bananas at Large did the thirty point buck?
 
John Buck 41 [TotalFark]
2011-12-11 10:39:17 PM  

AppleOptionEsc: John Buck 41: mr smart the great: im driving down the road in my rusty cheverlay sliding all the way!!!!!

quick fellow farkers whats this from?

Da Yoopers.

Perhaps better known for 'The 2nd Week Of Deer Camp'.

Also did 'Thirty-Point Buck'

I thought Bananas at Large did the thirty point buck?


Couldn't tell ya. Da Yoopers heyday was in the mid to late 80s.
 
not_an_indigo
2011-12-11 11:26:53 PM  
List fails without Eric Idle: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BqfZUX5svCg
 
Nightmaretony
2011-12-12 03:49:57 AM  
Meh. I prefer to mix my holidays. One fun song from the world's first Christmas haunted house.

Slay bells by Jon Autopsy (new window)
 
Thelyphthoric
2011-12-12 11:31:45 AM  
God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen (new window)
Home grown industrial rock version to annoy your dogs with.
 
Latinwolf [TotalFark]
2011-12-12 11:39:49 AM  

oryx: Father Christmas by the Kinks A man playing Father Christmas gets robbed and beaten up by some poor kids.



What one of those kids might look like
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Gerald Tarrant
2011-12-12 11:42:04 AM  
"Christmas on acid" by radio free vestibule.
 
Latinwolf [TotalFark]
2011-12-12 11:42:05 AM  
FTA:
1. Crudbump, "F--- You if You Don't Like Christmas." I know nothing of Crudbump beyond what Wikipedia tells me - it's a musical outlet for a comic-book auteur from Columbus, Ohio, named Drew, apparently - but this deadpan geek-rap about maintaining "respect for the holiday" and doing one's part for the seasonal economy ("Get out to the mall and just go in the doors, open up your mind") holds up a year after its first, viral go-round because it's stupidly, stupidly catchy.

Is this our Drew?
 
Wettner
2011-12-12 12:09:11 PM  

parkerlewis: The editor forgot this.

Rudolph the deep throat reindeer (new window)


HA! I hadn't heard that one.
 
Celerian
2011-12-12 12:35:46 PM  

Latinwolf: FTA:
1. Crudbump, "F--- You if You Don't Like Christmas." I know nothing of Crudbump beyond what Wikipedia tells me - it's a musical outlet for a comic-book auteur from Columbus, Ohio, named Drew, apparently - but this deadpan geek-rap about maintaining "respect for the holiday" and doing one's part for the seasonal economy ("Get out to the mall and just go in the doors, open up your mind") holds up a year after its first, viral go-round because it's stupidly, stupidly catchy.

Is this our Drew?


No, but I had to look him up since he lives in my area. Turns out he was also the mastermind behind the project known as KOMPRESSOR, an industrial artist who yelled his (public domain) lyrics over his music. I remember completely losing my shiat listening to KOMPRESSOR sing "The Girl From Ipanema."

Video: The Girl From Ipanema (new window)
 
Celerian
2011-12-12 12:38:20 PM  

Celerian: Latinwolf: FTA:
1. Crudbump, "F--- You if You Don't Like Christmas." I know nothing of Crudbump beyond what Wikipedia tells me - it's a musical outlet for a comic-book auteur from Columbus, Ohio, named Drew, apparently - but this deadpan geek-rap about maintaining "respect for the holiday" and doing one's part for the seasonal economy ("Get out to the mall and just go in the doors, open up your mind") holds up a year after its first, viral go-round because it's stupidly, stupidly catchy.

Is this our Drew?

No, but I had to look him up since he lives in my area. Turns out he was also the mastermind behind the project known as KOMPRESSOR, an industrial artist who yelled his (public domain) lyrics over his music. I remember completely losing my shiat listening to KOMPRESSOR sing "The Girl From Ipanema."

Video: The Girl From Ipanema (new window)


"...each one she passes goes 'AAAAARRRRRGHH!'"
 
jake3988
2011-12-12 12:57:43 PM  
Not a single person posted to South Park. Friends, I'm disappoint.

South Park - Merry Farkin Christmas
 
Pants full of macaroni!!
2011-12-12 01:29:38 PM  

Latinwolf: FTA:
1. Crudbump, "F--- You if You Don't Like Christmas." I know nothing of Crudbump beyond what Wikipedia tells me - it's a musical outlet for a comic-book auteur from Columbus, Ohio, named Drew, apparently - but this deadpan geek-rap about maintaining "respect for the holiday" and doing one's part for the seasonal economy ("Get out to the mall and just go in the doors, open up your mind") holds up a year after its first, viral go-round because it's stupidly, stupidly catchy.

Is this our Drew?


Nope, it's the Drew behind Toothpaste For Dinner and Married To the Sea. Unlike our Drew, he has no last name.
 
chiefsfaninkc
2011-12-12 03:05:02 PM  
List fails without Sexy Santa by Steel Panther

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0HrhdOBdAn8

Or their other Great Song

Merry Christmas to the Jews

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUXUEXMAYX8

Neither video is safe for work.
 
wyldkard
2011-12-12 05:11:32 PM  

jake3988: Not a single person posted to South Park. Friends, I'm disappoint.

South Park - Merry Farkin Christmas


Pales in comparison to "The Most Offensive Song Ever" on the same album.

You can Google that... I'm at work and youtube is blocked.
 
irishjihad
2011-12-12 09:54:32 PM  
Really?

No love for Fairytale of New York Link (new window) ?
 
twotowner
2011-12-12 10:42:13 PM  

AppleOptionEsc: John Buck 41: mr smart the great: im driving down the road in my rusty cheverlay sliding all the way!!!!!

quick fellow farkers whats this from?

Da Yoopers.

Perhaps better known for 'The 2nd Week Of Deer Camp'.

Also did 'Thirty-Point Buck'

I thought Bananas at Large did the thirty point buck?


You are correct. Always annoys me for some reason when Da Yoopers get credited for that one. And I LIKE Da Yoopers. Rusty Chevrolet is not their only Christmas tune. They had several on their "One Can Short of a Six Pack" album, including a parody of Grandma got run over by a reindeer called Grandpa got run over by a beer truck (new window)

Also missed by the article and commenters:
Heywood Banks: 'Cash Cash Cash (new window)' and 'Diddly Squat (new window)'
Pat Godwin: Let's put Christ Back in Christmas
Sean Morey: Dear Santa (new window)
Bobby Gaylor: Stop giving me useless crap for Christmas! (new window) (Which is really more of a psa than a song, but hey.:) )
 
Ebenator
2011-12-12 10:52:15 PM  
No "Backdoor Santa"?
 
AppleOptionEsc
2011-12-12 11:02:42 PM  

twotowner: Also missed by the article and commenters:
All the shiat Bob and Tom play in the intro this month


My job is already crappy enough working midnight to 8 am with only a shiatty radio to keep me awake. The 5 a.m. xmas parodies make me stabby.

/Is it bad I wish Xmas was over already?
 
Now I Is!
2011-12-13 12:51:45 AM  
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