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(NBC 17)   Don't get your child porn photos processed at Wal-Mart   ( divider line
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20163 clicks; posted to Main » on 09 Oct 2003 at 11:14 AM (14 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2003-10-09 11:16:40 AM  
Did this happen again or is it a repeat?
2003-10-09 11:16:44 AM  
2003-10-09 11:17:00 AM  
2003-10-09 11:17:37 AM  
What about my vacation photos though? Walmart ok for that?
2003-10-09 11:18:00 AM  
unless your noodles the clown/sunday school teacher.
2003-10-09 11:18:32 AM  
note to self, don't develope pictures of naked baby son in bath tub at the walmart.
2003-10-09 11:18:34 AM  
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2003-10-09 11:18:37 AM  
The title says not to get photos done at wal-mart as if we all have a horde of kiddypr0n on our rolls. What about the Kitty Porn?!?
2003-10-09 11:18:58 AM  
Yeah, try asking the sales associates for help blowing those pictures up to 8 x 10's on the Kodak Picture Maker.

Eesh. Creep.
2003-10-09 11:19:13 AM  
Another fine candiate for shotgun induced genepool cleansing
2003-10-09 11:19:19 AM  
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"I like poontang I swear"

2003-10-09 11:20:16 AM  
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2003-10-09 11:20:46 AM  
Dammit, I knew I brought in the wrong roll...

/ticket for one...smoking please
2003-10-09 11:20:57 AM  
That guy's own mother should have known he was a kiddie-molestor... just look at his pic!

"I don't know how those got on this roll..." Isn't that your house? Isn't that your room? Isn't that you???
2003-10-09 11:21:14 AM  
Walmart wont process any pictures of nudity. they send you a letter telling you they wont process them. It was a picture of me giving my passed out friend a roman helmet.
2003-10-09 11:21:23 AM  
Is there really a need to go to Walmart for anything?
2003-10-09 11:22:33 AM  
2003-10-09 11:21:14 AM The_Kire

Walmart wont process any pictures of nudity. they send you a letter telling you they wont process them. It was a picture of me giving my passed out friend a roman helmet.

Do I want to know what a Roman Helmet is?

2003-10-09 11:23:24 AM  
Didn't they didn't see "One Hour Photo".
2003-10-09 11:23:55 AM  
digital cameras folks.. digital cameras.

-goes back to posting pics at Redclouds.
2003-10-09 11:24:45 AM  
Roman Helmet

("Row-man Hell-mut")

Placing your testicles above a girls eyes, with your aghem...meat...down her nose, giving her a roman-helmet stlye look

I didn't want to tea bag the girl, so I gave her a roman helmet

2003-10-09 11:26:52 AM  
Don't get your child porn photos processed at Wal-Mart

I believe we have finally located the legendary lost lyric to the Wesley Willis toe-tapper "It's Against the Law".

Don't kill people you don't know!

Don't rob gas stations and banks!

Don't rob liquor stores elsewhere!

Never assault a police officer!

Keep your ass out of the metal clink!

Never kill a probation officer!

rock over london, rock over chicago, allstate - yr in good hands.
2003-10-09 11:27:08 AM  
Every week its another pervert being stupid. Just change the city, name and age of the sicko and there you go. The problem these farkers are going to get caught less because of the digital cameras.
2003-10-09 11:27:33 AM  
Wow, I learn something new everyday here at Fark.

Maybe the tag should have been "Obvious"
2003-10-09 11:27:55 AM  
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Ohh yeah, spread it.
2003-10-09 11:30:23 AM  
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"May I say, madame, your son has lovely buttocks!"
2003-10-09 11:31:03 AM  
You know, in the off chance it was someone else using his camera who took the pictures, (girlfriend, wife, friend) and he really DIDN'T know about it....

Women abuse children, too.
2003-10-09 11:32:25 AM  
Having once worked at a photo lab, I can tell you it is NOT fun AT ALL to look at other people's porn. For some reason, people think their film is completely processed and packaged by machines. WELL SUPRISE - WE HAVE TO LOOK AT EVERYTHING YOU SHOOT! YOU HAVE NO PRIVACY!

I have had to see graphic vaginal birth shots with blood all over the walls and tables, I have had to see pictures of domestic abuse cases where women have had their faces lacerated and bruised by their husbands, I have seen snaps from a NUDE CRUISE for OLD FOLKS! Absolutely wretched. I have seen amateur porn from people who REALLY shouldn't be doing amateur porn.

People, when you make porn for us photo guys to see, at least make it sexy or funny. Who want's to see a 400lb. woman in the shower with soap all in her eyes, trying to shove her photographer boyfriend out of the bathroom? It's sick, people. You are all sick individuals.
2003-10-09 11:33:37 AM  
Yes, people. If you're a child molester, go to Walmart to find your VICTIMS. Most of the people there have like 10 kids and they let them run around alone all the time. Just grab one and put it in your cart.

Develop the film yourself.

Do I have to spell out EVERYTHING for you guys?

2003-10-09 11:35:03 AM  
It'd be nice if all these wormfood candidates were this stupid.
2003-10-09 11:36:49 AM  
I don't know, MyrnaMinkoff. What does a kidnapped child ring up as? Don't want to max out my credit card over this.
2003-10-09 11:37:08 AM  
My boss at the photo lab used to tell me his creed:

"Never call the cops unless it (the porn) involves kids or animals."

2003-10-09 11:38:06 AM  
Christ when will people learn to use a digital cam for child porn???? That's what I do!
2003-10-09 11:38:32 AM  
I wonder if a homeless person could live indefinitly in a walmart super center, open 24 hours and plenty of people to collect money from.
2003-10-09 11:38:55 AM  
perhaps we can get john ashcroft to outlaw all digital photos/videos. terrorists could use those just as easily as child pornographers. good old fashioned film gives us that needed second check against 'suspicious' activity...

2003-10-09 11:39:21 AM  
Doonyman: LOL....whew....ok

Digital cameras, people! Solves all your woes..
2003-10-09 11:39:33 AM  
Good tip! Thanks!
2003-10-09 11:39:36 AM  
Like Ed Helms said on the Daily Show, go digital. Not only are the pictures more shiat-looking, but you get to buy all the expensive equipment and do all the work yourself! What a deal! :-)
2003-10-09 11:40:21 AM  

2003-10-09 11:41:13 AM  
An apropos news article from Yahoo:​e​_canada_ pornography_dc

Say what you will about monopolies, but Bill Gates does do a lot of good things with his wealth.
2003-10-09 11:41:21 AM  
Do I have to spell out EVERYTHING for you guys?

[dials Washington DC]

Yes, Mr. Ashcroft? Myrna is aiding and abetting criminals. Of course, we should be able to take her in with what she said. Yes sir I agree, anything said that supports criminals is always in context

Oh wait, you're joking. Hmm, good thing I am too.

/really bored
2003-10-09 11:41:27 AM  
This has to be the stupidest shiat ever. Its like begging to go to anal rape land. Whats with these people who have no problem getting anything developed. Dont they realize that a shiatload of people are gonna see there pics? Do they think deveopment is done by a robot or something?

This reminds me of the Brit that tried to develop film of tortured iraqis. Or the other 1,000,000 people that try to get kiddie pr0n developed at walmart
2003-10-09 11:42:14 AM  
Perhaps a better alternative would be to not take them at all much less to Wal-mart.
2003-10-09 11:42:55 AM  
OK, now do you all agree that Wal-Mart's agressive tactics against locally-owned mom-and-pop stores were a BAD thing?
2003-10-09 11:43:01 AM  
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kitty p0rn on the pooter
2003-10-09 11:44:21 AM  
You'd be surprised to see the crap people drop off at Wal-Mart. That's why I go to Walgreen's. In fact, I'm going there after work to pick up some steamy photos. Hopefully, my butt doesn't take up the entire frame....

(And I have a bone to pick with SolRosenberg. How does the Fark personal of the day for VenusInterrupted look "meaty" to you? She's a beautiful girl, and I get sick and tired of people thinking healthy equates big these days. This Glamazon takes offense. I'm done ranting now. Carry on.)
2003-10-09 11:45:27 AM  
I remember this one lady who used to come into our photo lab. She weighed like 300 pounds and always brought in pictures of her doing amateur pr0n. It really was bad stuff...all hairy and, eww....*shudder*

Then there was this other, more normal, woman who was a semi-pro photographer who claimed to be making "tasteful nude" photos. Now, those were actually decent. Got to see a lot of naked MILFs that way without paying by credit card.
2003-10-09 11:46:45 AM  

That's why I go to Walgreen's

Why don't you pick up some ritalin while you're at it.
2003-10-09 11:47:49 AM  
They don't call the cops if you develop them at wal-greens.
2003-10-09 11:48:08 AM  
Since Wal-Mart sees fit to censor magazines, CDs, etc. this guy should have known better than to get his scummy pics developed there. Off to "federal pound me in the ass prison" with him, or at least some state version.
2003-10-09 11:48:44 AM  
HipShot, you beat me to it.

well done.
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