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(Yahoo)   In a video made at her 19th birthday party, Miley Cyrus refers to herself as a "stoner" who "smokes way too much farkin' weed"   (music.yahoo.com) divider line
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2011-11-28 2:46:33 AM  
She didn't turn out as cute as I had hoped.
 
2011-11-28 2:47:08 AM  
You're only a "stoner who smokes too much weed" if it interferes with your life. I'm pretty sure she's doing ok.
 
2011-11-28 2:47:45 AM  
Back in the days smoking weed meant something
 
2011-11-28 2:49:15 AM  

LewDux: Back in the days smoking weed meant something


And a dime bag was a dime bag?
 
2011-11-28 3:06:20 AM  
God, I hope she ODs on that shiat so I don't have to hear about her anymore.
 
2011-11-28 3:08:00 AM  

Crudbucket: God, I hope she ODs on that shiat so I don't have to hear about her anymore.


I have no personal experience with the stuff, but I'm pretty sure it's impossible to OD on.
 
2011-11-28 3:09:07 AM  

Alphax: Crudbucket: God, I hope she ODs on that shiat so I don't have to hear about her anymore.

I have no personal experience with the stuff, but I'm pretty sure it's impossible to OD on.


wow... only one post to get the answer you were looking for.
 
2011-11-28 3:19:06 AM  

bhcompy: LewDux: Back in the days smoking weed meant something

And a dime bag was a dime bag?


And you had to walk 5 miles, uphill, to the ghetto to get it. and then 5 miles back, uphill, in the snow
 
2011-11-28 3:30:23 AM  

Crudbucket: God, I hope she ODs on that shiat so I don't have to hear about her anymore.


Marijuana is not a drug. I used to suck dick for coke.

/I seen him
 
2011-11-28 3:33:15 AM  

Doogled: Crudbucket: God, I hope she ODs on that shiat so I don't have to hear about her anymore.

Marijuana is not a drug. I used to suck dick for coke.

/I seen him


Soooo...um, I heard you like coke.
 
2011-11-28 3:42:42 AM  

brandnewchair: Alphax: Crudbucket: God, I hope she ODs on that shiat so I don't have to hear about her anymore.

I have no personal experience with the stuff, but I'm pretty sure it's impossible to OD on.

wow... only one post to get the answer you were looking for.


Zombies may not technically be dead, doesn't mean I want to turn into one.
 
2011-11-28 3:43:36 AM  
So, she likes anal. Nice to know.
 
2011-11-28 3:47:30 AM  
I kind of wish one of these days these teenybopper celebs would to respond to stories like this with;
"This is my private life. What I do with it is none of your business. The only thing I'm ashamed of is that once again my privacy has been breached by someone I trust."
 
2011-11-28 3:51:21 AM  

bhcompy: LewDux: Back in the days smoking weed meant something

And a dime bag was a dime bag?


No shiat - now he's just a rotting corpse.

RIP Dimebag.
 
2011-11-28 3:55:50 AM  
A twist on the Grateful Dead joke...

What did the MIley Cyrus fan say when they started smoking weed?

This farkin' music sucks!
 
2011-11-28 4:05:00 AM  
If I had her money, I'd probably smoke way too much weed too. As long as she isn't doing much more than weed and a moderate amount of alcohol, she might make it to 30. She seems kind of wild, though. I hope she doesn't end up like a Lohan.
 
2011-11-28 4:05:26 AM  
You know what condoms used to cost back in them days?
 
2011-11-28 4:06:24 AM  
A brilliant man (who preached tolerance, equality, peace, and love for one another) will forever be linked to idiot stoners who gorge on Doritos all day.
Thankfully, Bob Marley isn't alive to see this.
 
2011-11-28 4:10:34 AM  
The only rational response is to carpet bomb wherever the fark this dolt lives and to drop bieber and the twi-hards along with the 500 pounders.
 
2011-11-28 4:18:21 AM  

brandnewchair: Alphax: Crudbucket: God, I hope she ODs on that shiat so I don't have to hear about her anymore.

I have no personal experience with the stuff, but I'm pretty sure it's impossible to OD on.

wow... only one post to get the answer you were looking for.


This feels like a hollow victory.
 
2011-11-28 4:28:10 AM  
Oral fixation.


That is all.
 
2011-11-28 4:28:38 AM  
I'm so glad I grew up before everyone had a camera linked to the internet in their pockets.
 
2011-11-28 4:29:26 AM  
Meh, when I was around her age, just got my own place, I don't think I ever, EVER, came down for like 3 years straight. So if she's not lit for even 5 minutes in the morning when she wakes up, she's not smoking too much weed.

/misses wake and bake's
 
2011-11-28 4:50:51 AM  
Besides her music sucking and all, is that supposed to make her a bad person? Bunch of judgmental drama queens here.

/no, I don't smoke weed.
 
2011-11-28 4:53:51 AM  

4NSpy: I'm so glad I grew up before everyone had a camera linked to the internet in their pockets.


This x3.

I'm also very thankful that facebook didn't exist when I was in high school.

/The internet existed, but at that point is was still mostly for nerds.
 
2011-11-28 5:08:07 AM  
question for the stoners.

I used to smoke a lot between the ages of 21 and 24, but I never liked Phish. Do they just suck, or was I just not smoking enough?
 
2011-11-28 5:22:57 AM  

stoli n coke: question for the stoners.

I used to smoke a lot between the ages of 21 and 24, but I never liked Phish. Do they just suck, or was I just not smoking enough?


Yes, and Yes.

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Here, have a brownie.
 
2011-11-28 5:25:37 AM  
That's weird, I always associated marijuana use with making good music. You know, like the Beatles or Jimi Hendrix.

Guess I'll have to rethink that one.
 
2011-11-28 5:34:06 AM  

Atomic Spunk: If I had her money, I'd probably smoke way too much weed too. As long as she isn't doing much more than weed and a moderate amount of alcohol, she might make it to 30. She seems kind of wild, though. I hope she doesn't end up like a Lohan.


she's smoking weed, not meth.
 
2011-11-28 5:46:31 AM  
bhcompy: LewDux: Back in the days smoking weed meant something

And a dime bag was a dime bag?

And you had to walk 5 miles, uphill, to the ghetto to get it. and then 5 miles back, uphill, in the snow


Pffftt, ain't nothing. Remember well the days one had to walk 10 miles, on ice, to get a nickel bag of schwag, only to find out there were no papers! Had to smoke those blunts using corn husks stolen from the neighbor's garden. The high lasted 3 1/2 minutes.
 
2011-11-28 5:48:59 AM  
Sounds like someone is starved for attention. Is this biatch even relevant anymore?
 
2011-11-28 6:19:44 AM  

stoli n coke: question for the stoners.

I used to smoke a lot between the ages of 21 and 24, but I never liked Phish. Do they just suck, or was I just not smoking enough?


I smoked pot for about twenty years straight and can't stand Phish.
 
2011-11-28 6:45:24 AM  

LawyersRock: bhcompy: LewDux: Back in the days smoking weed meant something

And a dime bag was a dime bag?

And you had to walk 5 miles, uphill, to the ghetto to get it. and then 5 miles back, uphill, in the snow


Damn right, skippy. You ungrateful whippersnappers nowadays...bah!

Imma go yell at funnily shaped clouds now...

/whoa, man...
 
2011-11-28 7:31:10 AM  
I don't smoke weed but I have plenty of pothead friends and I'm a drunk and everything I know about both is that booze is a lot worse for you. And weed is not a gateway drug. The only reason it might be a gateway drug is that you have to deal with drug dealers to get it.

And it might be a good idea to not allow photographs at your birthday parties, Hanna. Although I suppose that's impossible nowadays since everyone who has a phone has a camera, meaning everybody.
 
2011-11-28 7:45:50 AM  
That chick is a billionaire, she can smoke whatever the fark she wants.
 
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2011-11-28 7:56:55 AM  
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2011-11-28 7:58:46 AM  

DrippinBalls: bhcompy: LewDux: Back in the days smoking weed meant something

And a dime bag was a dime bag?

And you had to walk 5 miles, uphill, to the ghetto to get it. and then 5 miles back, uphill, in the snow

Pffftt, ain't nothing. Remember well the days one had to walk 10 miles, on ice, to get a nickel bag of schwag, only to find out there were no papers! Had to smoke those blunts using corn husks stolen from the neighbor's garden. The high lasted 3 1/2 minutes.


Me and my buddies first trek to the projects for our first nickel-bag was so long ago, the dealers were white.

FTA

"You know you're a stoner when your friends make you a Bob Marley cake,"

Can we bury this guy already?
 
2011-11-28 8:08:17 AM  

TomD9938: DrippinBalls: bhcompy: LewDux: Back in the days smoking weed meant something

And a dime bag was a dime bag?

And you had to walk 5 miles, uphill, to the ghetto to get it. and then 5 miles back, uphill, in the snow

Pffftt, ain't nothing. Remember well the days one had to walk 10 miles, on ice, to get a nickel bag of schwag, only to find out there were no papers! Had to smoke those blunts using corn husks stolen from the neighbor's garden. The high lasted 3 1/2 minutes.

Me and my buddies first trek to the projects for our first nickel-bag was so long ago, the dealers were white.


Well, Pancho Villa introduced me to the herb.

FTA

"You know you're a stoner when your friends make you a Bob Marley cake,"

Can we bury this guy already?


He's not really dead you know - it was a marketing gimmick.
 
2011-11-28 8:10:30 AM  

Jonathan Hohensee: "This is my private life. What I do with it is none of your business. The only thing I'm ashamed of is that once again my privacy has been breached by someone I trust."


I like the way you think.
 
2011-11-28 8:26:03 AM  
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Hey I've seen this porn movie!

Well the first 10 minutes of it anyway.
 
2011-11-28 8:32:28 AM  
Back when I was a youngster all we had to smoke were banana peels
 
2011-11-28 8:32:57 AM  

BarbadoSlim: Sounds like someone is starved for attention. Is this biatch even relevant anymore?


How, exactly, is this her looking for attention? At her private birthday party she made some comments a stupid friend got on video and then said friend either sold the video or shared it with someone who did.
 
2011-11-28 8:34:01 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [i39.tinypic.com image 414x468]

Hey I've seen this porn movie!

Well the first 10 minutes of it anyway.


You cant even see the cables.
 
2011-11-28 8:35:41 AM  
Osbourne later defended their onstage banter via Twitter, telling her followers that "if Miley isn't recording/filming/touring, she works every day. How could she possibly do all that if she was a stoner?"

I dunno. Meth?
 
2011-11-28 8:59:10 AM  
Her pro-OWS music video is pretty good.

I don't care if she's a stoner or not, just quit with the back and forth about "is she" or "isn't she." You are an adult; be out with it already.
 
2011-11-28 9:22:14 AM  
Most middle to upper class kids do drugs between the age of 18 and 22. It's called college age. Doesn't make doing drugs less stupid, but it's not unexpected. When I was that age weed was easier to get than booze.
 
2011-11-28 9:35:41 AM  

stoli n coke: question for the stoners.

I used to smoke a lot between the ages of 21 and 24, but I never liked Phish. Do they just suck, or was I just not smoking enough?


There's way too much good music to listen to stoned than to waste it on phish.
 
2011-11-28 9:36:57 AM  

toejam: Osbourne later defended their onstage banter via Twitter, telling her followers that "if Miley isn't recording/filming/touring, she works every day. How could she possibly do all that if she was a stoner?"

I dunno. Meth?


That's a bullshiat argument on her part anyway. Some of the most productive programmers in my company are stoners. Drunks, not so much.
 
2011-11-28 9:40:33 AM  
Sounds like something every 19 year old says to try to sound cool.
 
2011-11-28 9:41:20 AM  
If you're worrying that pot is adversely affecting your productivity, you aren't really in that much trouble with the drug, if you're that self-aware you've likely got your habit more or less under control. Same with any psychologically addictive habit from video games to smoking to overeating, honestly.
 
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