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(Chicago Breaking News)   Kathy Thomas, republican running for Cook County clerk, is also a "Hot Babe looking for fun" according to her website   ( divider line
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2001-11-06 09:36:12 AM  
What's with all these Chicago posts, lately? Between this and the dead cow in the river...

Anyways. The real deciding factor for Cook County Clerk is really just who's more corrupt (as with anything else related to Cook County).
2001-11-06 09:38:03 AM  
i'm still waiting for the boobies to show up.
2001-11-06 09:46:33 AM  
They still haven't learned to properly separate their articles. Boobies are good. I like peanut butter and jelly.
2001-11-06 09:47:29 AM  
I think it's safe to say that every woman with a webpage is either looking for dick or attention.
2001-11-06 09:50:04 AM  
Did anyone actually go to the site mentioned? Apparently it is actually just a parked domain?
2001-11-06 09:51:38 AM  
Fb-: "I think it's safe to say that every woman with a webpage is either looking for dick or attention."

Just as every man with a webpage is looking for pussy and attention.

Ah... Skip the "with a webpage" bit.
2001-11-06 09:53:09 AM  
All every woman really wants, be it mother, senator, nun, is some serious deep-dickin'.
2001-11-06 09:53:36 AM  

Seems to me that the men tend to hunt for prey (read: children) in chat rooms rather than lure them to their webpage like women.

Maybe I'm wrong. Probably.
2001-11-06 09:54:38 AM  
Awww...What's wrong with wanting a little fun?
I like to have fun...
Fun is good...*smirk*
2001-11-06 09:56:23 AM  
Punkr What you got against us Chicagoans, huh? Like we don't get enough stories outta New York or, gawd forbid, KENTUCKY...
2001-11-06 10:01:52 AM  
Interesting. I checked it out before I submitted. It was crappy and ugly, but was under construction. Lots of bad red, white, and blue clip art (including some stupid 4th-of-July-style rockets), a Kathy Thomas banner, and some generic links waiting to be turned into actual links.

And, just like the story says, the title of the page was "Hot Babe looking for fun".

Now this "parked domain" crap shows up instead. Methinks someone yanked the site when it started getting a pile of hits.
2001-11-06 10:02:50 AM  
I got the parked thing too..... what gives? they pull the entire site? without that the "news report" is lame....
2001-11-06 10:03:42 AM  
God forbid Kentucky. But see here you'd expect stupid people to do stupid stuff. Doesn't really faze anyone's impression of the state
2001-11-06 10:15:56 AM  
"Hot babe" Republican?

Never seen one.
2001-11-06 10:16:24 AM  
Sharv: Nothing. I love Chicago. I'm from Chicago. As a matter of fact, I'm in Chicago right now. Just curious as to why there were so many stories about it on Fark?
2001-11-06 10:22:08 AM  
Remember citizens of Chicago, vote early and vote often.
2001-11-06 10:23:02 AM  
There's an old saying on mnvibe:

Chicago ain't Shiat!
2001-11-06 10:25:06 AM  
British: as opposed to the twin cities?
2001-11-06 10:34:38 AM  
Well, now we know which chatrooms Fb- hangs out in.

No surprises there.
2001-11-06 10:42:13 AM  
Right on target, HarveyBrooks!
2001-11-06 10:44:16 AM  
Bah. Our Tony played guitar in a university rock band, and had extremely bad hair.

This is nothing in comparison with Tony and his mullet.
2001-11-06 10:45:49 AM  
From the article ...

"Kathleen A. Thomas, who will soon announce she is running for Cook County clerk. The red, white and blue site of the former chief of the Chicago Young Professionals for bush obviously still is under construction."

All the young professionals I know in Chicago love bush. I loved some last night ...

C-Pod for short
2001-11-06 10:46:08 AM  
"hot babe" republican? I dunno, Ainsley Hayes is kinda cute...of course, she's fictional.

Never Mind. Sorkin and his mushrooms.....
2001-11-06 10:47:38 AM  
Fb: Troll on. You fark, sark and eat it raw.
2001-11-06 10:52:09 AM  
Chicago has the highest fish entrail consumption in the United States
for whatever that's worth
2001-11-06 11:03:40 AM  
You guys are just angry because what I say hits close to home.
2001-11-06 11:09:08 AM  
A Republican has about as much chance of winning that election in Cook County as Bin Laden.
2001-11-06 11:22:55 AM  
Hot Republican babe: Monica Crowley(contributor to Fox News Channel and Richard Nixon biographer). See below:
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2001-11-06 11:23:02 AM  
RapMstr has a point. Out here the dead vote more more than the living. The dead tend to like Daley. :)
2001-11-06 11:31:39 AM  
The only news I want to hear from Chicago:
Who's playing at the Empty Bottle and will Wesley Willis be there to sell his CDs?
2001-11-06 11:31:50 AM  
9/10: Given the chance, I'd boink her.
2001-11-06 11:32:17 AM  
Pfft. In conservative babe circles, lovely as Monica Crowley is, she's dog meat next to
Heather Nauert.
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2001-11-06 11:42:36 AM  
I'd boink her too
2001-11-06 11:46:50 AM  
but they're all eeee-vil.

..and uninteresting in bed. Ain't nothin more boring than a conservative chick in bed.
2001-11-06 11:47:48 AM  
MrGumboPants: Experience talking there?
2001-11-06 11:56:15 AM  
"..and uninteresting in bed. Ain't nothin more boring than a conservative chick in bed."
Probably something Freudian there-penis envy, I suspect.

But as for Kathy Thomas, hey-she has the frat boy and letcher vote sewn up.
2001-11-06 12:06:40 PM  
I think they should re-elect that guy from "The Blues Brothers".
2001-11-06 12:10:39 PM  
There are hot women out there that are Republicans, they just usually not so obvious as Democrats. There, that ought to stir up some shiat.
2001-11-06 12:12:06 PM  
Of course,once again, yet another thread has mad it's way to the topic of

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And her splendid hotness
2001-11-06 12:12:38 PM  
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Regular listeners to Howard Stern might recall the lovely Debbie Schussel...
2001-11-06 12:12:56 PM  
Doofus: I was thinking the same thing. Now Hillary Clinton, "Ms. Frigidaire," on the other hand . . .
2001-11-06 12:13:30 PM  
Unfortnuately, the picture won't link off of yahoo...damn them.
2001-11-06 12:19:08 PM  
Boojieboy: I'd boink her too

Aren't there any hot consrvative brunettes or redheads? Are they all blonde? Not that I'm picky, I just like variety =)
2001-11-06 12:20:35 PM  
Ouroborus: are there any out there who you would NOT boink?
2001-11-06 12:22:47 PM  
If you wish to answer my question, go here first.
2001-11-06 12:23:56 PM  
I'd have to say Bo Dereck is a pretty hot republican. Evewn though she's like 50 now.
2001-11-06 12:26:00 PM  
Bo Derek is a Republican??
2001-11-06 12:28:45 PM  
Boojieboy are there any out there who you would NOT boink?
Yes, and I think Kay Baily Hutchinson leads that list. I'd also have to say no to all of the women on the NFSW Convention Executive Committee.
2001-11-06 12:30:18 PM  
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Second try on the Debbie Schussel pic. C'mon, mediamonks!
2001-11-06 12:36:59 PM  
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Third time's the charm (knock on wood)!
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