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(ABC News)   New book alledges that Madonna once hit on Michael Jackson (bottom)   ( divider line
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2001-11-05 01:05:54 PM  
I reckon she wouldn't have had any luck unless she was dressed up as a Boy Scout.
2001-11-05 01:07:35 PM  
The picture of Madonna in this link look like Christopher Walken in drag.

"Silly Madonna,Michael Jackson is for lil' boys,tee-hee."
2001-11-05 01:10:38 PM  
She hit Michael Jackson in the bottom? How dreadful!
2001-11-05 01:10:40 PM  
Madonna: old, sleazy, washed-up skank with the looks and voice of a 50-year old, smoke-too-much Vegas showgirl who doesn't know when to stop wrestling her fading career to the ground.

Michael Jackson: same as above, with Saran-Wrap tightly pulled over face.
2001-11-05 01:12:14 PM  
washed up? come on now
2001-11-05 01:15:17 PM  
At least they had the decency to end on that "really REALLY creepy note".
2001-11-05 01:17:22 PM  
Policy11: Haven't you noticed that she does more publicity stunts than performing now? That's the sign.

Granted, great business sense, 'cuz she can't write anything decent without outside help, and her vocals aren't anything to write home about. But she's too slutty and too wrinkly to play teen idol now. Time to start doing duets with Michael Bolton and put out a greatest hits album, I say... re-sell the stuff that people want(ed).
2001-11-05 01:19:17 PM  
she may be catholic, but she is NO girl
2001-11-05 01:19:26 PM  
Damn these eyes. I read Michael Jordan, not Michael Jackson....

I think I like what I thought I saw better, actually
2001-11-05 01:19:57 PM  
"When they touched, he would start giggling, like a little boy."

Heh...that's just dirty talk to him.
2001-11-05 01:21:51 PM  
I'd like to send both of these has-beens off to spend a weekend in a cave with Osama
2001-11-05 01:25:51 PM  
Is it safe to say that Madonna's been Farked a few times in the past?
2001-11-05 01:28:59 PM  

Catho-lick giiiirrrrls... with a tiny little moustache
Catho-lick giiiirrrrls... do you know how they go?

seems apropos of a Madonna thread.
2001-11-05 01:29:16 PM  
of course she hit on him, she likes girls
2001-11-05 01:38:09 PM  
Of course nothing happened, 'cause they weren't married.
2001-11-05 01:49:52 PM  
Ygdrasil: You summed it up perfectly.
2001-11-05 02:07:05 PM  
Hows that? Did she pose as a nine year old boy?
2001-11-05 02:08:46 PM  
Jeez, she even hit on me. WHATASKANK.

Okay, she didn't.
2001-11-05 02:13:34 PM  
That picture of her is the stuff of nightmares
2001-11-05 02:15:19 PM  
Warren Cucurullo
2001-11-05 02:16:04 PM  
Carmenita Scarfone
2001-11-05 02:16:57 PM  
Hey! She gave me V.D.!
2001-11-05 02:29:19 PM  
New book alledges that Madonna once hit on Michael Jackson (bottom)
I didn't really want to know which part of his body she was interested in.
2001-11-05 02:36:01 PM  
despite her provocative past is really "an old-fashioned Catholic girl who wants to be married,"

Ooookaaaaay. I don't need to waste any time reading the rest.
2001-11-05 02:38:48 PM  
Why am I not surprised that he's the bottom and she's the top.
2001-11-05 02:39:23 PM  
That pop tart would hit on a fireplug if it was painted skin color.
2001-11-05 02:40:46 PM  
The old "eunuch at an orgy" saying comes to mind...
2001-11-05 02:43:03 PM  
Sick, scary, weird, silly, asinine, obvious... it's a shame you can only use one tag per article.
2001-11-05 02:50:52 PM  
I think it awfully ironic that Michael and Latoya ever appear together. Hate them with me....
2001-11-05 02:55:09 PM  
...hmmm...I think I heard this about 10 years ago...
2001-11-05 02:56:23 PM  
It turns out that you can actually get syphilis from just listening to Madonna's music.
2001-11-05 03:05:32 PM  
This must be a long book.
2001-11-05 03:11:59 PM  
Gee, she has done it again. I am so shocked and amazed at her provacative antics.

[/zombie sheep]
2001-11-05 03:13:01 PM  
Imagine Spears at 43. I don't think she will look as good as madonna
2001-11-05 03:14:39 PM  
Man, she's a scary biatch............

[ is Madonna.......]
2001-11-05 03:34:51 PM  
Britney will be a fatassbiatch at 43, she is already a bit husky
2001-11-05 03:49:41 PM  
Hey, at least Madonna is a tramp and knows it; Britney is a tramp and tries to deny it. And I've liked a lot of Madonna's music since the age of 10 or 11. Not all, but a lot. Unlike Britney she can at least sing.
2001-11-05 04:04:20 PM  
she tried hitting on fatboy slim so he'd make a remix of one of her songs...
damn skank
2001-11-05 05:07:23 PM  
If you give shiat about this you are a farking loser.
Kill yourself now.
2001-11-05 05:20:19 PM  
I agree....

if you really care about the freaky, young boy farking Jackson... or the nasty, over the hill, been rode hard and put away wet, whore..... Madonna...

then you are a freak of nature and need to seek some professional help to get you to come back to the real world.....
2001-11-05 05:50:40 PM  
She looks like Courtney Love in that pic - all used up... <gag>
2001-11-05 06:09:27 PM  
With a toungue like a cow
She could make you go WOW!
2001-11-05 06:38:10 PM  
"is really 'an old-fashioned Catholic girl who wants to be married,'"

Well, Ms Ciccone, if you hadn't spent your life boning everything with a unit . .

(Remember when she was just a photographer's model, with raven hair and fuzzy armpits. That's when she was hot.)
2001-11-05 07:06:32 PM  
43%--I don't care. I'm just saying, she at least knows what she is and other sluts try to deny it.
2001-11-05 07:44:37 PM  
HAHA! She wants to fark an Orc!
2001-11-05 07:48:24 PM  
I guess removable noses turn her on.

On another note - ABC's site is still advertising that Bob Patterson show it just cancelled..."left hand, meet the right hand."
2001-11-05 07:59:40 PM  
her music is ok i guess but ive never liked her she is not and never has been that great.
2001-11-05 09:03:31 PM  
Who knows, maybe she'll give bubbles a go as well!
2001-11-05 10:31:59 PM  
Norm McDonald, a few years ago on SNL: "And in other news, Madonna had her second baby this week, making it, at xx lbs, xx oz, the fifth biggest thing to ever pass through her vagina."
2001-11-06 03:01:42 AM  
I think Britney is starting to admit she enjoys sex...otherwise I have no idea what her SLAVE 4 U or whatever video was about.

Madonna is well....she has great business sense if she's still there, still banging everything in sight and still selling records.
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