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(Heartland Connection)   83-year-old man arrested for prostitution. With awesomely smug "yes, I can" mug shot   ( heartlandconnection.com) divider line
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2011-11-03 09:09:28 AM  
Looks like Bryan Cranston in 30 years.
2011-11-03 09:37:02 AM  
Dawson is listed as a candidate for Centerville City Council.
This event will probably get him a bunch of senior votes.
2011-11-03 09:46:10 AM  
Did he have an elaborate system of trusses?
2011-11-03 09:55:09 AM  
Prostitution? You mean creative financing.
2011-11-03 10:30:06 AM  

advex101: Is there any other service that is okay to give away but illegal to sell?

is there an echo in here in here in here in here
2011-11-03 11:11:52 AM  
According to police, they received a complaint that Dawson had offered to perform sex acts on a woman in exchange for repayment of a loan.

Dawson allegedly grabbed the victim and began kissing her neck without consent.

And there's a problem with this why?
2011-11-03 12:53:35 PM  
he also was charged with .... wait for it now ... assault with a dead weapon (symbol crash)
2011-11-03 12:56:39 PM  
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Isn't that Dakota Fred from Goldrush Alaska?

He screwed the whole team, didn't he?

It's pronounced "BigbooTAY."

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2011-11-03 03:44:16 PM  
Meh....I bet there's more to this.

I bet she made the deal, decided she didn't want to do an old dude, so came up with this. Just because she could.

It's just suspicious, and I don't think he'd look so happy if it were really "assault".
And yes, I quoted that, because there's a big difference between kissing (slobbering more like it) on her neck, and throwing her down and attempting rape, which is what that makes it sound like.

she just didn't want to do the old dude.
2011-11-03 06:23:18 PM  
He has a very high sex drive ....It's all in his mind....
2011-11-04 12:56:42 AM  

advex101: Is there any other service that is okay to give away but illegal to sell?

Blackjack dealer?
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