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(Daily Stab)   Scarlett Johansson on her nude photos: "I know my best angles. It's not like I was shooting a porno. Although there's nothing wrong with that"   (dailystab.com) divider line
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7594 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 01 Nov 2011 at 3:08 PM (8 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2011-11-01 2:19:32 PM  
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2011-11-01 2:20:11 PM  
So if there's nothing wrong or to be ashamed of then how about a few more?

/Don't make me beg.
//Okay, I'll beg.
 
2011-11-01 2:29:12 PM  
Spread em or shut up.
 
2011-11-01 3:11:16 PM  
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2011-11-01 3:11:17 PM  
FTFA: "I'll squirt some in my hand and then squirt in his."

/i'll be in my bunk
 
2011-11-01 3:13:07 PM  
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2011-11-01 3:16:34 PM  
I'm fairly sure those weren't her best angles.

/You can't even see her butthole
 
2011-11-01 3:18:06 PM  

Moonraper: FTFA: "I'll squirt some in my hand and then squirt in his."

/i'll be in my bunk



Who she is referring to


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Don't fall out of your bunk too quick racing to get out
 
2011-11-01 3:19:33 PM  

Lando Lincoln: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 171x257]



Exactly.
 
2011-11-01 3:19:34 PM  
Her best angle would be "full frontal" so we can see if the drapes match the carpet.

/unless she shaves
//NTTARWT
 
2011-11-01 3:20:57 PM  
What's going on in this thread.. (looks at link pics) ........ no idea what I was going to say..

Damn, she looks fine with red hair!
 
2011-11-01 3:21:41 PM  
Ahhh, another SJ thread, another Kittenpocalypse.
 
2011-11-01 3:25:05 PM  
I have to be honest, until I read what she said I didn't care.
Now I want to see these good angles she is speaking of
 
2011-11-01 3:25:40 PM  

Poopy MacPoop: I'm fairly sure those weren't her best angles.

/You can't even see her butthole


The thing is she doesn't have any angles on her, just beautiful, beautiful curves.
 
2011-11-01 3:27:25 PM  
Labia?
 
2011-11-01 3:34:38 PM  
She is single handedly killing my productivity here at work today. My mind is wandering!
 
2011-11-01 3:40:12 PM  
I don't get the Woody Allen thing. It sounds like an in-joke none of us are actually in on.
 
2011-11-01 3:42:00 PM  

Rev. Skarekroe: I don't get the Woody Allen thing. It sounds like an in-joke none of us are actually in on.


I don't know for sure, but wasn't that how the Soon-Yi thing got out/ Naked pics?
 
2011-11-01 3:43:38 PM  
My girlfirend asked me if I have seen them I said "Yes" and she asked me what I thought of them and I told her "I wasn't really impressed I thought she would have a much better butt." She replied "Yeah me too." I quickly added "I wouldn't kick her out of my bed though." and my girlfriend replied "Nor would I." Yeah my girlfriend likes women too.
 
2011-11-01 3:49:28 PM  

Profedius: My girlfirend...Yes...I....butt...kick her...and ...Yeah my girlfriend likes...too.



Dude?
 
2011-11-01 3:49:33 PM  
This doesn't merit a Hero Tag?
 
2011-11-01 3:57:23 PM  

Profedius: My girlfirend asked me if I have seen them I said "Yes" and she asked me what I thought of them and I told her "I wasn't really impressed I thought she would have a much better butt." She replied "Yeah me too." I quickly added "I wouldn't kick her out of my bed though." and my girlfriend replied "Nor would I." Yeah my girlfriend likes women too.


Bro story, cool.
 
2011-11-01 4:08:03 PM  

Profedius: My girlfirend asked me if I have seen them I said "Yes" and she asked me what I thought of them and I told her "I wasn't really impressed I thought she would have a much better butt." She replied "Yeah me too." I quickly added "I wouldn't kick her out of my bed though." and my girlfriend replied "Nor would I." Yeah my girlfriend likes women too.


Man, that's extreme!

/Do the Dew
 
2011-11-01 4:08:05 PM  
Celebrity nude pics don't do it for me anymore unless there's labia or a visible clit.
 
2011-11-01 4:09:06 PM  

Skwishmitten: Ahhh, another SJ thread, another Kittenpocalypse.


Yeah, just because the mention of her name
makes me wanna drop my drawers & whip out the Astroglide.
This is one thing I don't get about Fark.com.
It's the same 4 threads over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over again. Politics. Fat people, Judging women and Cops/Marijuana.
Change it up a bit you useless cocksuckers. You are no better than the morbidly obese people you ridicule.


/ FU
 
2011-11-01 4:09:43 PM  

Evil Kirk vs Bad Ash: Profedius: My girlfirend asked me if I have seen them I said "Yes" and she asked me what I thought of them and I told her "I wasn't really impressed I thought she would have a much better butt." She replied "Yeah me too." I quickly added "I wouldn't kick her out of my bed though." and my girlfriend replied "Nor would I." Yeah my girlfriend likes women too.

Bro story, cool.


I doubt there are many couples out there currently where Ms. Johansson isn't on both partner's "freebie five".

/it's a healthy fantasy
//buddy of mine got paid to tackle her, see it next summer in the Avengers
///CSB
 
2011-11-01 4:10:32 PM  

Lipspinach: Skwishmitten: Ahhh, another SJ thread, another Kittenpocalypse.

Yeah, just because the mention of her name
makes me wanna drop my drawers & whip out the Astroglide.
This is one thing I don't get about Fark.com.
It's the same 4 threads over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over again. Politics. Fat people, Judging women and Cops/Marijuana.
Change it up a bit you useless cocksuckers. You are no better than the morbidly obese people you ridicule.


/ FU


GTFO, then.
 
2011-11-01 4:12:18 PM  

Lipspinach: Skwishmitten: Ahhh, another SJ thread, another Kittenpocalypse.

Yeah, just because the mention of her name
makes me wanna drop my drawers & whip out the Astroglide.
This is one thing I don't get about Fark.com.
It's the same 4 threads over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over again. Politics. Fat people, Judging women and Cops/Marijuana.
Change it up a bit you useless cocksuckers. You are no better than the morbidly obese people you ridicule.


/ FU


Should we call the police and tell them someone is holding you hostage here, then?
 
2011-11-01 4:13:58 PM  

Lipspinach: Skwishmitten: Ahhh, another SJ thread, another Kittenpocalypse.

Yeah, just because the mention of her name
makes me wanna drop my drawers & whip out the Astroglide.
This is one thing I don't get about Fark.com.
It's the same 4 threads over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over again. Politics. Fat people, Judging women and Cops/Marijuana.
Change it up a bit you useless cocksuckers. You are no better than the morbidly obese people you ridicule.


/ FU


How about this: I won't tell anyone you were here, and you don't be here, deal?
 
2MS
2011-11-01 4:25:04 PM  
<b><a target="_blank" href="http://www.fark.com/comments/6694468/72768669#c72768669">Lipspin ach</a>:</b> <i>Skwishmitten: Ahhh, another SJ thread, another Kittenpocalypse.

Yeah, just because the mention of her name
makes me wanna drop my drawers & whip out the Astroglide.
This is one thing I don't get about Fark.com.
It's the same 4 threads over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over again. Politics. Fat people, Judging women and Cops/Marijuana.
Change it up a bit you useless cocksuckers. You are no better than the morbidly obese people you ridicule.


/ FU</i>

So why U still here?
 
2011-11-01 4:27:08 PM  

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2011-11-01 4:28:20 PM  
I don't know if they were her best angles but they were some pretty farking good angles
 
2011-11-01 4:29:48 PM  
Oh god the lego skeleton boner is farking hilarious. Well done!
 
2011-11-01 4:32:22 PM  
Scarlett believed it her duty
To take a nice shot of her booty
And though it wounded her pride
That the lens was so wide
Her ass is surely a beauty
 
2011-11-01 4:33:09 PM  

Lipspinach: Skwishmitten: Ahhh, another SJ thread, another Kittenpocalypse.

Yeah, just because the mention of her name
makes me wanna drop my drawers & whip out the Astroglide.
This is one thing I don't get about Fark.com.
It's the same 4 threads over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over again. Politics. Fat people, Judging women and Cops/Marijuana.
Change it up a bit you useless cocksuckers. You are no better than the morbidly obese people you ridicule.


/ FU


I'm pretty sure I'm better than fat people.
 
2011-11-01 4:33:40 PM  
dear gods she's amazing
 
2011-11-01 4:35:59 PM  

Lipspinach: Skwishmitten: Ahhh, another SJ thread, another Kittenpocalypse.

Yeah, just because the mention of her name
makes me wanna drop my drawers & whip out the Astroglide.
This is one thing I don't get about Fark.com.
It's the same 4 threads over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over again. Politics. Fat people, Judging women and Cops/Marijuana.
Change it up a bit you useless cocksuckers. You are no better than the morbidly obese people you ridicule.


/ FU


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2011-11-01 4:36:24 PM  
nice ... i was going to post a pic of the master baiting walrus but i am at work!
 
2011-11-01 4:37:07 PM  

OldManDownDRoad: Her best angle would be "full frontal" so we can see if the drapes match the carpet.

/unless she shaves
//NTTARWT


Is this a thing?
 
2011-11-01 4:49:29 PM  

bigmattress: OldManDownDRoad: Her best angle would be "full frontal" so we can see if the drapes match the carpet.

/unless she shaves
//NTTARWT

Is this a thing?


pet peeve?

/nice catch
 
2011-11-01 4:53:39 PM  
Best angles? I don't think there are many bad angles on her... So picking the best angles is like trying to decide which Ferrari you'd like to have. Sure, some have some extra pros, but none of them have any major cons.
 
2011-11-01 4:57:06 PM  

rthanu: Lipspinach: Skwishmitten: Ahhh, another SJ thread, another Kittenpocalypse.

Yeah, just because the mention of her name
makes me wanna drop my drawers & whip out the Astroglide.
This is one thing I don't get about Fark.com.
It's the same 4 threads over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over again. Politics. Fat people, Judging women and Cops/Marijuana.
Change it up a bit you useless cocksuckers. You are no better than the morbidly obese people you ridicule.


/ FU

I'm pretty sure I'm better than fat people.


LOL!
 
2011-11-01 4:57:31 PM  
Shut up and take my money?
 
2011-11-01 5:10:39 PM  
I'm so sorry if I hurt all y'alls feelings.
Enjoy the hive-mind. Everything's rosy
when you've seen heard/heard it 1000 times.

/originality? who needs it
 
2011-11-01 5:14:46 PM  

Lipspinach: I'm so sorry if I hurt all y'alls feelings.
Enjoy the hive-mind. Everything's rosy
when you've seen heard/heard it 1000 times.

/originality? who needs it


Your angsty white-knighting of originality isn't original either, but I'm sure you were doing it before anyone else.
 
2011-11-01 5:16:17 PM  
Dear Scarlett: Please submit the aforementioned 'best angles' to The Internet for validation.
 
2011-11-01 5:19:35 PM  

Profedius: My girlfirend asked me if I have seen them I said "Yes" and she asked me what I thought of them and I told her "I wasn't really impressed I thought she would have a much better butt." She replied "Yeah me too." I quickly added "I wouldn't kick her out of my bed though." and my girlfriend replied "Nor would I." Yeah my girlfriend likes women too.


Puh-lease. There isn't a damn thing wrong with that woman's butt.
 
2011-11-01 5:29:02 PM  

Aphoticamy:
Puh-lease. There isn't a damn thing wrong with that woman's butt.


Other than the fact that I'm nowhere near it, I agree with you.
 
2011-11-01 5:31:22 PM  

CCCarnie: Best angles? I don't think there are many bad angles on her... So picking the best angles is like trying to decide which Ferrari you'd like to have. Sure, some have some extra pros, but none of them have any major cons.


If I go Maserati instead of Ferrari, is that bad?
 
2011-11-01 5:32:25 PM  

Lipspinach: Skwishmitten: Ahhh, another SJ thread, another Kittenpocalypse.

Yeah, just because the mention of her name
makes me wanna drop my drawers & whip out the Astroglide.
This is one thing I don't get about Fark.com.
It's the same 4 threads over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over & over again. Politics. Fat people, Judging women and Cops/Marijuana.
Change it up a bit you useless cocksuckers. You are no better than the morbidly obese people you ridicule.


/ FU


Welcome to life.
 
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