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(Chron)   Terrorism? Actually, "Drunk Moroccans in sombreros to blame"   ( chron.com) divider line
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2011-10-20 12:15:02 AM  
"They kept ordering beer. They didn't even know what kind, just beer," said one bartender who asked not to be identified. They swigged Bud Lights and "didn't tip at all," the bartender added.

Yup, they're French alright.
 
2011-10-20 03:47:19 AM  
Wallace Wolodarsky, Grant Rosenmeyer, Jason Schwartzman,
Noah Taylor and Eric Chase Anderson

and
Michael Lonsdale as The Consul

star in a Wes Anderson production

On The Road to Guantanamo

In New York and LA, December 28, 2011

 
2011-10-20 04:00:24 AM  
Had this happened five years ago, GW would be running through the halls yelling "Casus belli" and firing a revolver into the air.
 
2011-10-20 05:34:51 AM  
Some people claim there's a woman to blame.
 
2011-10-20 06:42:55 AM  

Therion: Had this happened five years ago, GW would be running through the halls yelling "Casus belli" and firing a revolver into the air.


We read that headline a couple of days back.
 
2011-10-20 07:10:23 AM  
Not nearly as dangerous as coked up Mexicans in fezzes
 
2011-10-20 07:15:32 AM  

cretinbob: Not nearly as dangerous as coked up Mexicans in fezzes


Less dangerous than Shriners driving go-carts, while wearing fezzes.
 
2011-10-20 07:19:31 AM  
Percentage of the time it's actual terrorism: 000000000000000001%.

Let's remember who's in charge now, children:

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2011-10-20 07:22:50 AM  

simplicimus: Some people claim there's a woman to blame.


They are Muslim, it is the lack of a woman to blame.
 
2011-10-20 07:56:01 AM  
Texas used to be France.

Probably looked like this tourist.

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2011-10-20 08:05:55 AM  
I think I saw Drunk Moroccans in Sombreros open up for the Stone Temple Pilots back in 96.
 
2011-10-20 08:13:34 AM  
Send them back home on the Marrakesh Express...
 
2011-10-20 08:21:12 AM  
It's good to know they keep sombreros on hand at all times at the courthouse in San Antonio.
 
2011-10-20 08:23:45 AM  
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2011-10-20 08:29:27 AM  

YixilTesiphon: It's good to know they keep sombreros on hand at all times at the courthouse in San Antonio.


You never know when you need to put a Mexican on the stand, and they may not have brought their own sombrero.
 
2011-10-20 08:31:41 AM  

simplicimus: Some people claim there's a woman to blame.


Well, by all means then, cherchez le femme.

/Pretty damn drunk, those idiots.
//Why can't there be more responsible drunks like me?
///Pardon, gotta finish this bottle of the Cap'n before work starts in 5 minutes.
 
2011-10-20 08:52:09 AM  
Odd really, the 'home of the brave' seems to have a habit of losing their collective shiat and pissing all over themselves at the slightest provocation.

Perhaps one day a clever thug in a cave will figure out a way to lever that into making all those brave people spend inordinate amounts of money on irrelevant conflicts..

The 'brave' will be farkd if that happens.
 
2011-10-20 08:58:37 AM  

coco ebert: "They kept ordering beer. They didn't even know what kind, just beer," said one bartender who asked not to be identified. They swigged Bud Lights and "didn't tip at all," the bartender added.

Yup, they're French alright.


Or just European.

They actually pay their wait staff fair wages and very rarely leave a tip. Usually its just the change left over.
 
2011-10-20 09:01:36 AM  
Christ these guys are French and now they're in jail in Fexas of all places.

I've got $5 to help bail them out and pay for legal expenses before they get the needle.

this will not end well, mark. my. words. . . .
 
2011-10-20 09:02:21 AM  

PsiChi: Percentage of the time it's actual terrorism: 000000000000000001%.

Let's remember who's in charge now, children:



Ummmm, 000000000000000001% = 1%.
Decimal fail.
 
2011-10-20 09:24:08 AM  

cretinbob: Not nearly as dangerous as coked up Mexicans in fezzes


But fezzes are cool!
 
2011-10-20 09:27:24 AM  
Read the comments. They Texicans sure do hate them swarthies.Hot dang!
 
2011-10-20 10:07:00 AM  

Dwight_Yeast: cretinbob: Not nearly as dangerous as coked up Mexicans in fezzes

But fezzes are cool!


*grabs her Alpha Meson blaster & aims at fez*
 
2011-10-20 10:09:23 AM  

simplicimus: Some people claim there's a woman to blame.


They had spent the evening ordering "beer, any beer" at Coyote Ugly

[image from mysanantonio.com too old to be available]

Great mug shots here, too: Link (new window)
 
2011-10-20 10:14:52 AM  

PC LOAD LETTER: Read the comments. They Texicans sure do hate them swarthies.Hot dang!

"They hate our freedom...they hate the west...then why in the hell do we let them invade our countries? Islam is a cancer...."


This one is particularly amusing in hindsight given that they rented an RV to drive across the US and drink bud light
 
2011-10-20 10:30:12 AM  
Ahhhh to be young again. And also a foreigner.
 
2011-10-20 10:43:22 AM  
I came to read the apologies from the bigots i nthe previous thread.

/ I am disappoint
//but not shocked
 
2011-10-20 10:49:51 AM  
Here is the previous thread. (new window)

Can we get a follow up from some of the "string 'em up" crowd?
 
2011-10-20 10:51:28 AM  
So it was like The Hangover, except some of them look Middle Eastern so when they steal a cop car or break into a courthouse it's ZOMGTERRIZM.
 
2011-10-20 11:16:51 AM  

Snort: Here is the previous thread. (new window)

Can we get a follow up from some of the "string 'em up" crowd?


Didn't you read the comments under TFA? Why should Real Americans apologize just because the Liberal Media is trying to pass this terrorist action off as a prank, like they did the Ft. Hood shootings?
 
2011-10-20 11:39:19 AM  

Cajnik: ....given that they rented an RV to drive across the US and drink bud light


having known a few French-Morroccans in my time the drunk-and-partying scenerio seemed a lot more likely from the outset than terrorism

/also sombreros aren't exactly an inconspicuous disguise
 
2011-10-20 11:40:08 AM  

PC LOAD LETTER: Read the comments. They Texicans sure do hate them swarthies.Hot dang!


I thought fark taught me it's not cool to ascribe to an entire large group of people the foibles of a vocal minority of attention-seekers.
 
2011-10-20 11:47:33 AM  

Egalitarian: So it was like The Hangover, except some of them look Middle Eastern so when they steal a cop car or break into a courthouse it's ZOMGTERRIZM.


[image from mysanantonio.com too old to be available]

Not supposed to be within two hundred feet of a school, or a Chuck E. Cheese.
 
2011-10-20 01:52:22 PM  
Moroccans can't hold their liquor, that's for sure.
 
2011-10-21 07:37:51 AM  
Next thing to be banned from airplanes: sombreros.
 
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