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Osomatic

2011-10-18 04:41:04 PM

Wouldn't it be funny if Obama got another term and served it out and then, the day after he left office, admitted "ha ha, suckers! I really *wasn't* born in Hawaii! Those birth certificates really WERE clever forgeries!"

By then, of course, it will be too late. The United States will have been fully converted to communism and placed under the political control of the United Nations. Negroes will be even more uppity. People with SUVs will be sent to "re-education camps." Christian persecution will continue, with some thrown to the Detroit Lions. Gay marriage will be mandatory and enforced, as will abortions.

And all because nobody would listen to the birthers. We all just rolled our eyes and said "seriously, are you still on about this?" Now see what we hath wrought?

But fear not, stout patriots! All shall not be lost: The World Net Daily will be an underground magazine of The Resistance, a shining beacon of freedom, liberty, and white people. Jerome Corsi, noble freedom fighter, will stand as a new Father of his People! And lo, his birth certificate shall be mighty.

VictoryCabal

2011-10-18 04:45:30 PM

Osomatic: Wouldn't it be funny if Obama got another term and served it out and then, the day after he left office, admitted "ha ha, suckers! I really *wasn't* born in Hawaii! Those birth certificates really WERE clever forgeries!"

By then, of course, it will be too late. The United States will have been fully converted to communism and placed under the political control of the United Nations. Negroes will be even more uppity. People with SUVs will be sent to "re-education camps." Christian persecution will continue, with some thrown to the Detroit Lions. Gay marriage will be mandatory and enforced, as will abortions.

And all because nobody would listen to the birthers. We all just rolled our eyes and said "seriously, are you still on about this?" Now see what we hath wrought?

But fear not, stout patriots! All shall not be lost: The World Net Daily will be an underground magazine of The Resistance, a shining beacon of freedom, liberty, and white people. Jerome Corsi, noble freedom fighter, will stand as a new Father of his People! And lo, his birth certificate shall be mighty.

I heart you so much right now.

Cyberluddite

2011-10-18 04:54:02 PM

Yeah, good idea, keep farkin' that chicken, Wing Nut Daily.

Lionel Mandrake

2011-10-18 05:03:43 PM

Oh, Jerome Corsi, what will you do when Obama is no longer President (in 2017)?

vernonFL

2011-10-18 05:04:55 PM

Seriously, are they still on about this?

jehovahs witness protection

2011-10-18 05:07:43 PM

I got a damn good belly laugh out of that.
Welcome to my favorites list.

Peter von Nostrand

2011-10-18 05:09:03 PM

yogaFLAME

2011-10-18 05:11:07 PM

Man, I didn't know I could use that argument for stuff.

/no, officer, I was not speeding
//as proof, here is an mspaint depiction of a car going fast
///you can tell it's fast because of the speed lines

The-Brain

2011-10-18 05:12:59 PM

I like to read WND and its comments every time I regain a shred of faith in humanity just to make sure it gets completely re-shattered.

cameroncrazy1984

2011-10-18 05:23:48 PM

I forged my mother's signature on a sick note once, it looked just like a real sick note, so I guess i had the scarlet fever!

OregonVet

2011-10-18 05:24:48 PM

I would like to do a survey.

Go to your place of birth and request your birth certificate.

The majority of the Nation will get a printout with an embossed seal of some nature.

/and we're done here

OregonVet

2011-10-18 05:31:34 PM

Peter von Nostrand: [www.greatlakes4x4.com image 640x512]

But since I missed that- one more, Link (new window).

what_now

2011-10-18 05:33:19 PM

yogaFLAME: /no, officer, I was not speeding
//as proof, here is an mspaint depiction of a car going fast
///you can tell it's fast because of the speed lines

BigTuna

2011-10-18 05:34:22 PM

yogaFLAME: Man, I didn't know I could use that argument for stuff.

/no, officer, I was not speeding
//as proof, here is an mspaint depiction of a car going fast
///you can tell it's fast because of the ~~speed lines~~ lens flare

ManateeGag

2011-10-18 05:35:00 PM

So, is someone makes a photoshop of Sarah Palin getting it from behind from Bill Clinton, would that prove Trig Palin is really Bill Clinton's son?

EnviroDude

2011-10-18 05:36:48 PM

OregonVet: I would like to do a survey.

Go to your place of birth and request your birth certificate.

The majority of the Nation will get a printout with an embossed seal of some nature.

/and we're done here

Careful, talk like that will get you on the iggy list of small minded liberals that refuse to remove their heads from the sand.

Besides, it only took them two years to shop it. Now if he would only photoshop his transcripts and release them too.

cameroncrazy1984

2011-10-18 05:43:02 PM

EnviroDude: OregonVet: I would like to do a survey.

Go to your place of birth and request your birth certificate.

The majority of the Nation will get a printout with an embossed seal of some nature.

/and we're done here

Careful, talk like that will get you on the iggy list of small minded liberals that refuse to remove their heads from the sand.

Besides, it only took them two years to shop it. Now if he would only photoshop his transcripts and release them too.

Look, if you're going to troll, at least reply to a post that agrees with your viewpoint.

FlashHarry

2011-10-18 05:44:29 PM

The-Brain: I like to read WND and its comments every time I regain a shred of faith in humanity just to make sure it gets completely re-shattered.

i read that as "re-sharted," and it still made sense.

Confabulat

2011-10-18 05:55:40 PM

In Jurassic Park the computers made dinosaurs too!

Lionel Mandrake

2011-10-18 06:03:23 PM

Confabulat: In Jurassic Park the computers made dinosaurs too!

Kenyan dinosaurs?

Marcus Aurelius

2011-10-18 06:04:02 PM

At least someone around here knows what's REALLY going on.

/my hero

PainInTheASP

2011-10-18 06:06:01 PM

what_now: yogaFLAME: /no, officer, I was not speeding
//as proof, here is an mspaint depiction of a car going fast
///you can tell it's fast because of the speed lines

[img202.imageshack.us image 640x563]

And the flames and spoiler. Fast minivans have those...

fusillade762

2011-10-18 06:26:34 PM

PainInTheASP: what_now: yogaFLAME: /no, officer, I was not speeding
//as proof, here is an mspaint depiction of a car going fast
///you can tell it's fast because of the speed lines

[img202.imageshack.us image 640x563]

And the flames and spoiler. Fast minivans have those...

[i218.photobucket.com image 640x563]

Needs spinners, too.

/actually saw a farking Ford WINDSTAR with spinners once, I shiat you not

robmilmel

2011-10-18 06:37:18 PM

cameroncrazy1984: I forged my mother's signature on a sick note once, it looked just like a real sick note, so I guess i had the scarlet fever!

Epstein???

PainInTheASP

2011-10-18 06:51:34 PM

fusillade762: PainInTheASP: what_now: yogaFLAME: /no, officer, I was not speeding
//as proof, here is an mspaint depiction of a car going fast
///you can tell it's fast because of the speed lines

[img202.imageshack.us image 640x563]

And the flames and spoiler. Fast minivans have those...

[i218.photobucket.com image 640x563]

Needs spinners, too.

/actually saw a farking Ford WINDSTAR with spinners once, I shiat you not

I added some Truck Nutz as well. Cause they rock.

BKITU

2011-10-18 07:03:40 PM

Confabulat: In Jurassic Park the computers made dinosaurs too!

"This is a Unixsaur. I KNOW THIS!"

impaler

2011-10-18 07:21:04 PM

This is my favorite world nut daily article: Link (new window)

Bombshell: U.S. government questioned Obama citizenship
...
immigration authorities exchanged queries about Obama... Sam Benson, an officer at the Southwest Immigration and Naturalization Service office in San Pedro, Calif... stated, "There is nothing in the file to document the status of the spouse's son. Please inquire into his citizenship and residence status and determine whether or not he is the applicant's child within the meaning of Section 101(b)(1)(B) of the Act, who may suffer exceptional hardship within the meaning of Section 212(a)."

A response to Benson's inquiry came from one "W.L. Mix" of the central immigration office, who determined Obama was a U.S. citizen... "The person in question is a United States citizen by virtue of his birth in Honolulu, Hawaii, Aug. 4, 1961. He is living with the applicants' spouse in Honolulu, Hawaii. He is considered the applicant's step-child, within the meaning of Sec. 101(b)(1)(B), of the act, by virtue of the marriage of the applicant to the child's mother on March 5, 1965."

WND has documentation from 1967, where a Hawaiian official states Obama is a US citizen "by virtue of his birth in Honolulu, Hawaii." Yet they don't mention that until the end of the article, and they spin the entire story to make it sound suspicious.

Don't tell me they don't know the truth.

gwydion56

2011-10-18 07:39:58 PM

jehovahs witness protection: Osomatic: Wouldn't it be funny if Obama got another term and served it out and then, the day after he left office, admitted "ha ha, suckers! I really *wasn't* born in Hawaii! Those birth certificates really WERE clever forgeries!"

By then, of course, it will be too late. The United States will have been fully converted to communism and placed under the political control of the United Nations. Negroes will be even more uppity. People with SUVs will be sent to "re-education camps." Christian persecution will continue, with some thrown to the Detroit Lions. Gay marriage will be mandatory and enforced, as will abortions.

And all because nobody would listen to the birthers. We all just rolled our eyes and said "seriously, are you still on about this?" Now see what we hath wrought?

But fear not, stout patriots! All shall not be lost: The World Net Daily will be an underground magazine of The Resistance, a shining beacon of freedom, liberty, and white people. Jerome Corsi, noble freedom fighter, will stand as a new Father of his People! And lo, his birth certificate shall be mighty.

I got a damn good belly laugh out of that.
Welcome to my favorites list.

Seconded. That was a thing of beauty.

moralpanic

2011-10-18 07:58:48 PM

Brilliant!!

readbot42

2011-10-18 07:59:58 PM

Wow, just wow. Facepalm.jpg

bulldg4life

2011-10-18 08:03:06 PM

For a long time, I just figured that Jerome R. Corsi needed the money.

However, at this point, I've got to believe that he is, in fact, mentally retarded.

MaudlinMutantMollusk

2011-10-18 08:05:29 PM

[notthisshiatagain.jpg]

cannibalparrot

2011-10-18 08:06:49 PM

Is that minivan urinating?

/at least it's not hairy

hutchkc

2011-10-18 08:07:28 PM

Osomatic: By then, of course, it will be too late. The United States will have been fully converted to communism and placed under the political control of the United Nations. Negroes will be even more uppity. People with SUVs will be sent to "re-education camps." Christian persecution will continue, with some thrown to the Detroit Lions. Gay marriage will be mandatory and enforced, as will abortions.

Hmmm .... I'm ok with this :)

Bill_Wick's_Friend

2011-10-18 08:10:28 PM

Osomatic: Christian persecution will continue, with some thrown to the Detroit Lions.

So you're saying the Christians will probably beat the spread?

Robots are Strong

2011-10-18 08:11:19 PM

PainInTheASP: fusillade762: PainInTheASP: what_now: yogaFLAME: /no, officer, I was not speeding
//as proof, here is an mspaint depiction of a car going fast
///you can tell it's fast because of the speed lines

[img202.imageshack.us image 640x563]

And the flames and spoiler. Fast minivans have those...

[i218.photobucket.com image 640x563]

Needs spinners, too.

/actually saw a farking Ford WINDSTAR with spinners once, I shiat you not

I added some Truck Nutz as well. Cause they rock.

[i218.photobucket.com image 640x563]

that thing got a HEMI?

Wintermute6

2011-10-18 08:18:15 PM

That Nancy Bernard lady in the comments needs to get a job.

TripleK

2011-10-18 08:23:10 PM

He concluded: "There is no recipe for making a forgery like this, except for the ones I've authored in recreating the short-form birth certificate. It takes a combination of artistic ability and technical expertise to create this forgery, but the human factors behind its development are no less important. Basically, you have to adopt a sense of 'anything goes' and throw logic and reason out the window if you wish to take on the role of the forger."

There are no words.

cato113

2011-10-18 08:29:21 PM

bulldg4life: For a long time, I just figured that Jerome R. Corsi needed the money.

However, at this point, I've got to believe that he is, in fact, mentally retarded.

In this case, the two are not mutually exclusive

tb tibbles

2011-10-18 08:30:21 PM

There is the AP copy of Obama's birth certicate,how do they explain this? Link

/Somehow I will not underestimate them...they will think of something.

ifarkthereforiam

2011-10-18 08:30:29 PM

There are still plenty of gullible dolts out there to be separated from their money.

A Terrible Human

2011-10-18 08:31:58 PM

cannibalparrot: PainInTheASP: what_now: yogaFLAME: /no, officer, I was not speeding
//as proof, here is an mspaint depiction of a car going fast
///you can tell it's fast because of the speed lines

[img202.imageshack.us image 640x563]

And the flames and spoiler. Fast minivans have those...

[i218.photobucket.com image 640x563]

Is that minivan urinating?

/at least it's not hairy

cannibalparrot

2011-10-18 08:40:21 PM

A Terrible Human: cannibalparrot: PainInTheASP: what_now: yogaFLAME: /no, officer, I was not speeding
//as proof, here is an mspaint depiction of a car going fast
///you can tell it's fast because of the speed lines

[img202.imageshack.us image 640x563]

And the flames and spoiler. Fast minivans have those...

[i218.photobucket.com image 640x563]

Is that minivan urinating?

/at least it's not hairy

ಠ_ಠ

...truck nutz.

ಠ_ಠ

/so...where do i send the bill for my new keyboard?

bulldg4life

2011-10-18 08:41:44 PM

tb tibbles: how do they explain this?

They're in on it. Damn LIEberal media.

A Dark Evil Omen

2011-10-18 08:44:44 PM

Come on, guys, there's nothing left of the chicken at this point but a handful of bloody feathers. It's time to move on.

LiberalWeenie

2011-10-18 08:45:09 PM

ManateeGag: So, is someone makes a photoshop of ~~Sarah Palin~~ Bristol getting it from behind from ~~Bill Clinton~~ Todd, would that prove Trig Palin is really ~~Bill Clinton's son~~ an unsurprising result?

FTFY

bootman

2011-10-18 08:47:42 PM

This discovery means Sarah is now automagically PotS and that America is officially an English and Christian only nation. Not all that big of a deal in my book.

A Dark Evil Omen

2011-10-18 08:49:03 PM

bootman: This discovery means Sarah is now automagically PotS and that America is officially an English and Christian only nation. Not all that big of a deal in my book.

And Barack Obama will be condemned to the 666th level of the abyss where his entrails will be endlessly devoured by jackals but he will not die until the End Times come.

MrBigglesworth

2011-10-18 08:50:48 PM

STILL with the Birth Certificate?

Let me drop this right here.

http://www.americanlaw.com/citabrd.html

whidbey

2011-10-18 08:53:18 PM

I can't wait until Obama is finally unmasked as one of the Visitors.

This lead-up is exciting, no?

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