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(Sun Journal (Maine))   This years winners of the 12th annual North American Wife Carrying Championship received $620, nine cases of beer and a chance to go on to the World Wife Carrying Championship. With a you'd-carry-that video   ( sunjournal.com) divider line
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alex10294
2011-10-09 08:00:13 AM  
My ex was 4'11" and I'm 6'3", and was 220 at the time. I think I could have had a shot at this. Alas. Divorced.
 
Poison Appleseeds
2011-10-09 08:06:58 AM  
What's with this girlfriend shiat?
 
blackmtnmantheonly
2011-10-09 08:15:18 AM  
They are doing it wrong. The ladies should be turned around and hanging from the front.
 
Teknowaffle
2011-10-09 08:15:40 AM  

alex10294: My ex was 4'11" and I'm 6'3", and was 220 at the time. I think I could have had a shot at this. Alas. Divorced.


You could get practice by getting her out of her house...
 
Alonjar
2011-10-09 08:19:21 AM  

blackmtnmantheonly: They are doing it wrong. The ladies should be turned around and hanging from the front.


I found it rather curious as to why they basically stick their nose directly into their boyfriends asshole during a strenuous series of physical acivities....
 
cabbyman
2011-10-09 08:28:01 AM  

alex10294: My ex was 4'11" and I'm 6'3", and was 220 at the time. I think I could have had a shot at this. Alas. Divorced.


Alas?
 
ElPollotonto
2011-10-09 08:29:27 AM  

Alonjar: blackmtnmantheonly: They are doing it wrong. The ladies should be turned around and hanging from the front.

I found it rather curious as to why they basically stick their nose directly into their boyfriends asshole during a strenuous series of physical acivities....


Or the part where the guy is running through water high enough to submerge the lady's head.
 
cantsleep
2011-10-09 08:34:03 AM  
Looks like a fun time.
 
alex10294
2011-10-09 08:35:34 AM  

cabbyman: alex10294: My ex was 4'11" and I'm 6'3", and was 220 at the time. I think I could have had a shot at this. Alas. Divorced.

Alas?


Heh. Only in reference to the wife carrying.

/She's a bisexual that turned out to be much more into girls. Don't really blame her though. Girls are definitely hotter. We're still friends, tho.
 
tacojohn
2011-10-09 08:36:38 AM  
All these people carrying their girlfriends are cheating. Women get heavier after marriage; must be something in the cake.
 
wombatsrus
2011-10-09 08:37:41 AM  
img.izismile.comView Full Size


Looks like a sexual position gone bad.
 
Smarshmallow
2011-10-09 08:53:27 AM  
I'd carry that.
 
Day_Old_Dutchie
2011-10-09 09:30:56 AM  
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!
[image from img805.imageshack.us too old to be available]

oh, wait.
 
theorellior [BareFark]
2011-10-09 09:32:36 AM  
I like the fact that the winnings are directly related to the weight of the woman.
 
Radak
2011-10-09 09:33:03 AM  
You're welcome, beer-loving, married Farkers.

Signed,
Finland
 
inflatedKarma
2011-10-09 09:35:07 AM  

alex10294: My ex was 4'11" and I'm 6'3", and was 220 at the time. I think I could have had a shot at this. Alas. Divorced.


when I was in the Army I ran with rucksacks not much smaller than my wife. however that was long ago and I am barely able to carry her purse now.
 
StoPPeRmobile
2011-10-09 09:35:54 AM  

theorellior: I like the fact that the winnings are directly related to the weight of the woman.


Now your getting it.
 
elffster [TotalFark]
2011-10-09 09:56:55 AM  
thats some gunt...
 
jso2897 [TotalFark]
2011-10-09 10:04:16 AM  
Are you allowed to use the "bowling ball" carry?
 
Ramsay
2011-10-09 10:41:21 AM  
oh lordy... this is becoming more and more mainstream so when the nokia tossing and bog soccer get the nod?
 
Curious [TotalFark]
2011-10-09 11:29:10 AM  

StoPPeRmobile: theorellior: I like the fact that the winnings are directly related to the weight of the woman.

Now your getting it.


what i don't get is what they are using for money. $620 in ??? = to her weight.
 
Rusty Shackleford [TotalFark]
2011-10-09 11:45:51 AM  

inflatedKarma: alex10294: My ex was 4'11" and I'm 6'3", and was 220 at the time. I think I could have had a shot at this. Alas. Divorced.

when I was in the Army I ran with rucksacks not much smaller than my wife. however that was long ago and I am barely able to carry her purse now.


[image from islandnet.com too old to be available]
 
I May Be Crazy But...
2011-10-09 11:51:57 AM  
As someone with a girlfriend who weighs as much as me (because I'm skinny, jerk!) I'm getting a sore back just from reading this.
 
belhade
2011-10-09 12:09:30 PM  
Considering my wife outweighs me...when is the Husband Hauling competition?
 
Karl Childers
2011-10-09 12:14:17 PM  
1. They are not married.
2. That is a lot of shiatty Shock Top to drink .
 
Bladel
2011-10-09 12:33:47 PM  

wombatsrus: Looks like a sexual position gone bad.


See how the one on the right keeps her head in the water? What a competitor!
 
Alonjar
2011-10-09 02:05:51 PM  

wombatsrus: [img.izismile.com image 639x426]

Looks like a sexual position gone bad.


*fap* *fap* *fap*

/My wife weighs 97 pounds... id rather she had another 15 or 20 pounds of muscle. Better than being fat I guess.
 
pivazena
2011-10-09 02:35:39 PM  
If I weigh less that my husband but he can't carry me, is he weak or are we both fat?
 
adeist69
2011-10-09 02:56:27 PM  

Alonjar: wombatsrus: [img.izismile.com image 639x426]

Looks like a sexual position gone bad.

*fap* *fap* *fap*

/My wife weighs 97 pounds... id rather she had another 15 or 20 pounds of muscle. Better than being fat I guess.


FFS, if she's still only 97 pounds you have no excuse whatsoever to be fapping to this....
 
adiabat
2011-10-09 07:07:15 PM  

Karl Childers: 1. They are not married.
2. That is a lot of shiatty free Shock Top to drink .


ftfy
 
cynicalbastard
2011-10-10 10:06:41 AM  

adeist69: Alonjar: wombatsrus: [img.izismile.com image 639x426]

Looks like a sexual position gone bad.

*fap* *fap* *fap*

/My wife weighs 97 pounds... id rather she had another 15 or 20 pounds of muscle. Better than being fat I guess.

FFS, if she's still only 97 pounds you have no excuse whatsoever to be fapping to this....


If she's five-eight or so and only 97 lbs, then I can see his point. Not everyone gets off on the necrophilia thing.
 
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