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(Anchorage Daily News)   Theiving moose makes off with swingset. Kids bummed.   ( adn.com) divider line
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2001-11-02 11:09:01 AM  
Halloween candy wasn't enough?
2001-11-02 11:12:08 AM  
Oh yeah - boobage
2001-11-02 11:15:07 AM  
Are we going to need a "Moose" tag?
2001-11-02 11:23:29 AM  
"This moose will be pretty easy to recognize," said Larry Lewis, a state wildlife technician

No shiat sherlock.
2001-11-02 11:41:46 AM  
'Meese' need to have fun too.
2001-11-02 11:43:55 AM  
"sorry kids, swingset's closed for 2 weeks for cleaning and repair, moose out front should have told you, sorrrrry, hya hya hya"
2001-11-02 11:44:35 AM  
What's with all the deviant moose lately? It's like a mix of Gary Larson and Planet of the Apes.

"Moose take over the world in Planet of the Moose."

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2001-11-02 12:03:45 PM  
Heh, I have a friend who moved to Anchorage a few years ago. I forwarded the article to him and asked him what the fark kind of moose do they have running around up there.
2001-11-02 12:08:31 PM  
Yeah, I wonder if this is the same moose that charged those kids yesterday.

2001-11-02 12:36:18 PM  
Poor moose, getting tangled up in such strange circumstances...

Poor children, losing their swing set by such strange circumstances...

This article depresses me.

I'm gonna go mope now...


*glances up at Planet of the Moose pic, recovers, smirks*


Now I have to go plot against those rebellious mooses... (meese?)
I wonder how charred moose smells?...
2001-11-02 12:40:34 PM  
hehehe Has anyone seen Invader Zim?
The dimension with a moose in a room! the most horrible of dimensions!
2001-11-02 12:42:25 PM  
Invader Zim is stupid... Nickelodeon is stupid... Actually the dimensions are quite nice. Get some glasses Alter!
2001-11-02 12:43:23 PM  
I have glasses, thankyou =P
Invader Zim is not stupid! its probably one of the best new cartoons out there! So...so...shut up!
2001-11-02 12:45:47 PM  
Well get bigger ones! I was watching the TelleTubbies the other day.. and boy do they rock... All the time.. making me laugh and laugh.. BLUECLUES to OwNzOr Invader Zim!
2001-11-02 12:47:26 PM  
Bah to you and your infantile humor.

I guess if your brain isn't large enough to handle the awesome humor that is Jhonen Vasquez then you don't deserve to watch the show anyway.
2001-11-02 12:49:08 PM  
Hey... I am smarter than Ozzie Pride... I know what infantile means! And It's not my fault that.. umm.. you.. suck and stuff!
2001-11-02 12:49:47 PM  
yeah thats real mature of you. Go back to pre school and eat more paste.
2001-11-02 12:52:43 PM  
Where did you get that swell swing Bullwinkle?

Uhhh I don't know Rocky, it was just sitting in some kids yard
2001-11-02 12:52:45 PM  
I graduated Pre-School Val-eh-dict-Tor-Ian, I might have you know!

My family was poor... paste was preferred to starving to death. And you! Miss... I don't like anything but cartoons. How abut tuning into the history channel once in a while.
2001-11-02 12:55:06 PM  
Because I prefer Discovery Channel.
2001-11-02 01:35:49 PM  
When Mooose attack!!! The farking moose have gone wild!!

on a side note, what the fark is with the boobie things? Why does some dumb ass always say boobies in every post? I think it is pretty stupid.
2001-11-02 01:36:06 PM  
I wonder if that moose will still be able to have sex.
2001-11-02 01:41:31 PM  
LOL.....sorry had to
2001-11-02 02:00:11 PM  
I hate you meeses to pieces!
2001-11-02 02:13:37 PM  
I believe the proper plural form of "moose" to be "moosi" (yes, I am joking)
2001-11-02 02:14:12 PM  
a moose once bit my....oh, never mind.
2001-11-02 02:15:43 PM  
Savoir Faire is everywhere!

BTW, I wonder what Mr Peabody and Sherman had to say on this matter.
2001-11-02 02:18:09 PM  
I'll jump into the Wayback machine and ask them.
2001-11-02 02:30:25 PM  
2001-11-02 03:06:56 PM  
But did the moose know how to spell "thieving?"
2001-11-02 03:18:20 PM  
Axess: what did you mean by "Savoir Faire is everywhere"? Just wondering -- I have a friend whose band name is Savoir Faire...
2001-11-02 03:27:28 PM  
Savoir Faire was a criminal cartoon mouse always being pursued by Klondyke Kat,a Royal Canadian Mountie.
2001-11-02 03:40:34 PM  
2001-11-02 03:57:47 PM  
Yeah, a penguin once ran off with my mother. When we got her back, she ate nothing but fish for a month.
2001-11-02 04:04:29 PM  
It's the end times; the four mooses of the apocalypse are upon us! If anyone needs me I'll be in my basement stockpiling canned goods and explosive bullets!
2001-11-02 04:07:14 PM  
Don't forget a canister or two of moose repellent.
2001-11-02 04:10:28 PM  
Sumbiatch!! I said this yesterday : GIVE THE DAMN MOOSE A HANDJOB ALREADY! No glove, no love.
2001-11-02 04:13:02 PM  
"Hey,Bullwinkle!It's me!Your friend Rocky!"

"Yes, but what have you done for me lately?"
2001-11-02 04:18:45 PM  
Moose are a problem up there... My aunt loses her rose bush every year to moose... One time she got fed up and chased after the offending moose banging a spoon and frying pan together... She's about 5'0" tall and not too heavy... Moose are... Big...

Anyway... Yeah... It also really sucks when they decide to see how the seats in yer car work... They usually come in through the windshield with a few broken legs... Wish the driver was so lucky...

Anytime someone tries to say something about how quickly they posted in an empty comments section = boobies

Sorta like fark when you mean something else.
2001-11-02 04:36:27 PM  
Well is is stupid, Boobies, farking duh, are we all Eleven, does the word boobies do something for someone? I like to call them 'Big Milky Love Sacks'

Moose are not problem, the problem is that the humans build stuff where moose are, we are the problem, and always will be, that being said, I am going to ride my snowmachine throught some habitat this weekend.
2001-11-02 04:46:19 PM  
I live in Alaska north of Anchorage. Who knows what goes through these moose minds. I ran out to my dogs going insane about 1 AM one morning, shined a flashlight out and there was a full size female moose looking back with one of our nice bird feeders hanging from it's maw. It looked and ran off, thieving moose.
2001-11-02 04:48:07 PM  
moose taste good
2001-11-02 04:49:35 PM  
i have a little toy poodle, about 5 lbs worth, that was trying to chase a big ass momma moose outta our yard once....funny (yes i too live in alaska)
2001-11-02 06:26:39 PM  
What comes to mind is Family Vacation, the Chevy Chase movie ,the scene where he punches that moose in the head at Wally World. But I digress...
2001-11-02 06:33:09 PM  
If the plural of goose is geese, why aren't moose "meese?"
2001-11-02 08:49:32 PM  
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Big Moosey
2001-11-02 09:56:29 PM  
I wish the moose would have pinched a big steaming loaf on the children before running away with their swingset.

That would have been funny.
2001-11-03 02:19:51 AM  
Unfortunately Ygdrasil, moose don't pinch large loaves.....moose crap is a bit smaller than a Cadbury cream egg (nice mental image, eh?) hence the phrase "moose nuggets." Although it would be nifty if the moose would bury a small child in a pile of moose nuggets.
2001-11-03 03:14:10 AM  
true, so true. Moose droppings are practically the size of rabbit crap. An awful big rabbit, and you get lots more but you get the idea. We even sell the nuggets as ear-rings(sp).
2001-11-03 03:34:13 AM  
I really liked the Moose M&M dispenser... You push down on the head and M&M's come out of the.. Uh...

Well, M&M Moose Nuggets!
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