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(Austin Statesman)   Fight over a teen's dance routine leads to a broken jaw. When you're a Jet, you're a Jet all the way   (statesman.com) divider line
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2011-09-15 7:06:38 PM  
This wouldn't have happened had the town elders just outlawed dancing.
 
2011-09-15 7:08:24 PM  

Fight over a teen's dance routine leads to a broken jaw. When you're a Jet, you're a Jet all the way


From your first mandible to your last tooth decay.
 
2011-09-15 7:09:12 PM  
He got served
 
2011-09-15 7:11:47 PM  
When you're a Jet
With a busted-up jaw
You can bet you will get
All your meals through a straw

When you're a Jet
Who got nailed in the chin
All your bones need to set
So your teeth will stay in

Forget solid food
'Cuz soup is what I'm thinking
What needs to be chewed
Will not get past the linking
You'll just be DRINKing

Soon, bones will knit
Which will heal up the break
Then you should go and get
A nice thick juicy steak

'Til that day...
Have purée!
 
2011-09-15 7:11:58 PM  
Three cheers for subbys brain! Huzzah! Huzzah! Huzzah!
 
2011-09-15 7:14:00 PM  
I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion. KA-POW!!!!!


"Jaimes was hospitalized and treated for a broken jaw. A doctor who treated him told police that one of Jaimes' nerves had been severed, resulting in lifelong numbness to his lower lip and teeth, the affidavit said."


The kid who broke the other kid's jaw shouldn't be offered any plea agreements. That's pretty bad for a 16 year old to suffer from that for life. And a civil suit should be filed as well.

 
2011-09-15 7:18:13 PM  
Damn... You got served the fark out!
 
2011-09-15 7:20:33 PM  
*checks*

Yup, I pretty much guessed these folks were not ...mmmm... Episcopalian.
 
2011-09-15 7:24:15 PM  
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What practicing dance moves may look like.
 
2011-09-15 7:24:33 PM  
So, I'm kinda confused here. It wold have been nice if the reporter had told us what the affidavit said.
 
2011-09-15 7:27:58 PM  

BarbadoSlim: *checks*

Yup, I pretty much guessed these folks were not ...mmmm... Episcopalian.


I'm actually quite surprised these folks in TFA were not yuppy hipsters. East Austin is undergoing a bit of a gentrification to some extent. It seems the local cops are trying to force the original locals out by shooting unarmed "non-Episcopalians" on a regular basis. East Austin has quite a wonderful culture historically, and to this day you can still find blues clubs that host the descendants of some of the finest players ever.

...anyway, I'm gonna go sit by that window.
 
2011-09-15 7:30:51 PM  

skinink: I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion. KA-POW!!!!!
"Jaimes was hospitalized and treated for a broken jaw. A doctor who treated him told police that one of Jaimes' nerves had been severed, resulting in lifelong numbness to his lower lip and teeth, the affidavit said."
The kid who broke the other kid's jaw shouldn't be offered any plea agreements. That's pretty bad for a 16 year old to suffer from that for life. And a civil suit should be filed as well.


Sure, but the perp is 16 and no one is dead and no gun was used - so he won't do more than a few days for it. Maybe 30 days in county lock up or a summer of Sheriff's Camp. And I don't know the family's financial situation, but all the names sound lower class Hispanic. So it's probably a waste of time to win a million dollar judgement against a family whose net worth is $60 in food stamps and a used pickup. (Said pickup having no legal title.)
 
2011-09-15 7:34:32 PM  
What did the affidavit say?
 
2011-09-15 7:39:11 PM  

Man from Manchaca: What did the affidavit say?


The victim's affidavit said, "Mmrewrgar fraerfer owwww grmmerfer"
 
2011-09-15 7:45:13 PM  
Was it anything like this?

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2011-09-15 7:55:15 PM  
I :HEART: you so much, MaxxLarge!
 
2011-09-15 8:04:01 PM  
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2011-09-15 8:48:40 PM  
Alice Cooper Agrees.

Anyone?

Obscure?
 
2011-09-15 8:58:15 PM  
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2011-09-15 9:20:32 PM  
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2011-09-15 9:37:56 PM  
one more time....

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2011-09-15 9:54:10 PM  
Subby stole my line from the Drama kid thread.
 
2011-09-15 10:25:24 PM  

deanayer: one more time....

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Forget the laser beams...it's FRIGGIN' SHARKS WITH JAZZ HANDS!1!!
 
2011-09-15 10:50:24 PM  
My favorite part is when he's running through Spanish Harlem yelling "Maria!!!" and only one girl comes to the window.
 
2011-09-16 12:06:49 AM  
Alice Cooper Agrees.

Anyone?

Obscure?


Gutter Cat says no, not at all.
 
2011-09-16 12:43:53 AM  

deanayer: one more time....

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bravo
 
2011-09-16 12:59:29 AM  

BobNesta420: Was it anything like this?

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Nah this is Texas. Here's a more accurate depiction:

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/ Hot like a fried chicken
 
2011-09-16 1:13:30 AM  
this glee shiat's gettin' out of hand.
 
2011-09-16 11:51:55 AM  
... from your first cigarette 'til your last dying day.
 
2011-09-16 5:48:50 PM  
utsagrad123: BobNesta420: Was it anything like this?

[www.tifr.us image 560x412]

Nah this is Texas. Here's a more accurate depiction:

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/ Hot like a fried chicken


The other people besides Weird Al in the fat suit aren't half as fat and disgusting as I remember them being. Gawd people are getting fat these days.
 
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