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7189 clicks; posted to Video » on 15 Sep 2011 at 11:48 AM (6 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2011-09-15 11:57:01 AM  
That's a great way to get bird shiat all over the hood of your car!
2011-09-15 11:58:31 AM  
That's a great way to get chips in your windscreen!
2011-09-15 12:00:29 PM  
Glass .. How DOES it work?
Xai [TotalFark] [BareFark]
2011-09-15 12:10:01 PM  
have you seen what seagull claws do to your paintwork?

That said, tiz much lolz.
2011-09-15 12:44:16 PM  
Wouldn't it have been funnier to get them all on the windshield then turn on your washer fluid and windshield wipers? I think so.
2011-09-15 12:53:40 PM  
I like how they reuse the chips. No sense wasting more than they need.
2011-09-15 01:14:50 PM  
Oh sure piss them off and make them angry, so they can come back later and kill us all.
2011-09-15 02:05:40 PM  
Although I did chuckle, I did think it was mean, in that the seagulls could hurt their beaks hitting the windshield so hard thinking they were getting food. And then I thought about the amount of bird sh$& that will be left behind and laughed again.
2011-09-15 02:41:54 PM  
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2011-09-15 02:43:07 PM  

Bathia_Mapes: mineminemine

LOL ... well played
2011-09-15 03:18:58 PM  
Sky rats.
2011-09-15 05:31:02 PM  
And now they're going to find clams or oysters and drop them on your car from a great height.

They did it to me, and I didn't even provoke them
2011-09-15 06:10:32 PM  

Tillmaster: And now they're going to find clams or oysters and drop them on your car from a great height.

They did it to me, and I didn't even provoke them

was your car a chevy?

/like a rock...
//they do that to rocks to break stuff
2011-09-15 06:28:31 PM  
Later that day... (new window)
2011-09-15 07:02:41 PM  
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Not impressed.
2011-09-15 08:12:38 PM  

RiverRat: Bathia_Mapes: mineminemine

LOL ... well played

2011-09-15 08:43:11 PM  
I like when you feed them Alka-Seltzer and their stomachs explode!
farking winged vermin
2011-09-15 09:54:37 PM  
Clean your windshield.. please
2011-09-15 10:57:05 PM  

Pelvic Splanchnic Ganglion: Sky rats.

Pigeons are skyrats, Seagulls can be sky-possums/racoons.
2011-09-15 11:20:05 PM  
I like to eat lunch down by the water on Shelter Island.

Everything's groovy until random jerk-off decides to feed the gulls. While they are feeding their favorite rat through the crack in the window, the rest of the flying swine land on top of my truck. Thus harshing my mellow.

One fine day I just went around the other side of my truck and lobbed a large curly fries into the back of said ass-clowns pickup.

Have you ever seen gulls following a fishing boat? Kind of looked like that.

Twas a beautiful thing.
2011-09-16 12:49:16 AM  
2011-09-16 04:01:06 AM  

Pelvic Splanchnic Ganglion: Sky rats.

Yup. Gutter eagles.
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