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(Starpulse)   Amanda Seyfried: 'I can't believe nobody wanted to see Megan Fox and me hitting it'   ( starpulse.com) divider line
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strangeguitar
2011-09-14 02:14:04 PM  
If the whole 90 minutes were you two doing every conceivable sex act that two woman can do together.....then...maybe I'd take a gander.

Maybe
 
Jamdug!
2011-09-14 02:26:14 PM  
There are much better looking people in Hollywood, Toots. Don't flatter yourself.
 
The-Brain [TotalFark]
2011-09-14 02:26:28 PM  
Translation:
"HEY EVERYONE! MY MOVIES SUCK BUT THERE'S DIRTY SEX IN THEM!!"
 
wee
2011-09-14 02:34:32 PM  
Why would I subject myself to a movie with either of them in it?
 
GAT_00
2011-09-14 02:37:30 PM  

Jamdug!: There are much better looking people in Hollywood, Toots. Don't flatter yourself.


Fox rates a definite meh from me for some reason, but Seyfried is the exact opposite. I'm usually meh to blondes, especially bleach blondes, but DAMN if that girl doesn't make me harder than Chinese algebra.
 
antidisestablishmentarianism
2011-09-14 02:37:33 PM  
Oh, we are talking about Jennifer's body. No, I don't want to watch that one.
 
ShawnDoc
2011-09-14 02:54:56 PM  
I saw the movie. The "sex" scene didn't even come close to making up for what a piece of shiat the rest of the movie was.
 
Sybarite
2011-09-14 03:02:25 PM  
I much preferred the scene with her and Julianne Moore.
 
jbuist
2011-09-14 03:09:25 PM  

GAT_00: Fox rates a definite meh from me for some reason, but Seyfried is the exact opposite. I'm usually meh to blondes, especially bleach blondes, but DAMN if that girl doesn't make me harder than Chinese algebra.


Well, there's SOMETHING we agree on. :)
 
The Onion is prophetic
2011-09-14 03:15:12 PM  
Why would we pay to see a movie when we can watch the only redeemable scene online for free?
 
ArkAngel [TotalFark] [BareFark]
2011-09-14 03:21:08 PM  
Why would we watch you kiss Megan Fox when we can watch you finger Julianne Moore?

Link (new window)
 
ArkAngel [TotalFark] [BareFark]
2011-09-14 03:37:05 PM  
nsfw obviously
 
bighasbeen
2011-09-14 03:43:34 PM  
I'm not 14 anymore. My dick doesn't do all my thinking now.
 
GreenAdder [TotalFark]
2011-09-14 03:48:13 PM  
What were they hitting? Was it a side of beef, like in Rocky?
 
Diogenes [TotalFark]
2011-09-14 04:04:00 PM  
I was quite pleased to see her hitting Julianne Moore.
 
WaltzingMathilda
2011-09-14 04:04:32 PM  

GAT_00: Jamdug!: There are much better looking people in Hollywood, Toots. Don't flatter yourself.

Fox rates a definite meh from me for some reason, but Seyfried is the exact opposite. I'm usually meh to blondes, especially bleach blondes, but DAMN if that girl doesn't make me harder than Chinese algebra.


algebra is easy. ergo, your boners are soft.
 
Calmamity
2011-09-14 04:18:04 PM  

WaltzingMathilda: algebra is easy. ergo, your boners are soft.


Yeah, but his Chinese is hard. Supplies!
 
Transkaren
2011-09-14 04:48:34 PM  

Sybarite: I much preferred the scene with her and Julianne Moore.


ArkAngel: Why would we watch you kiss Megan Fox when we can watch you finger Julianne Moore?


Diogenes: I was quite pleased to see her hitting Julianne Moore.


So much these.
 
gunga galunga [TotalFark]
2011-09-14 04:49:33 PM  

GAT_00: Jamdug!: There are much better looking people in Hollywood, Toots. Don't flatter yourself.

Fox rates a definite meh from me for some reason, but Seyfried is the exact opposite. I'm usually meh to blondes, especially bleach blondes, but DAMN if that girl doesn't make me harder than Chinese algebra.


No shiat. That scene in Mamma Mia! with her in the bathing suit gave me wet dream fuel for days.

I never saw Mamma Mia!
 
HighZoolander
2011-09-14 04:51:26 PM  
She could have a threesome with Orange Snookius and Poorly-tattooed asian myspace dwarf-slut Tila and as long as she was naked (or even if not) - I would be all over it.
 
PsyLord
2011-09-14 04:52:58 PM  
Came for the Chloe references and can go uuuuuuuuuuuuuggggggg
 
skyotter
2011-09-14 04:58:54 PM  
i didn't hate "Jennifer's Body" -- i thought it was actually quite funny, in that dark "horromedy" way.

Fox's acting was as bad as ever, but at least there were in-character reasons (first shallow, then possesed).
 
Quiefenburger
2011-09-14 05:01:01 PM  
"Ughh....you stabbed my tit..."

That line was the only redeeming thing about that shiatty movie.
 
caddisfly
2011-09-14 05:07:00 PM  

Sybarite: I much preferred the scene with her and Julianne Moore.


OHMYGODTHIS! That was a surprisingly good movie.
 
Hyperbolic Hyperbole [TotalFark] [BareFark]
2011-09-14 05:07:37 PM  
Jennifer's Body was one of the worst films I have ever seen. (I'll grant you there are probably plenty of worse ones I haven't even bothered to see)

The internet has obliterated the idea that you can put x amount of scantily clad shtuff in a movie and have it sell tickets based solely on this.

Hell, the movie might have been passable if there were copious amounts of legit nudity, but it would be merited SOLELY on that and STILL the majority of the people they wanted to buy tickets to this bullshiat would have caught clips on the internet instead.
 
Casey Anthony
2011-09-14 05:08:39 PM  
ok, i hate Amanda Seyfriend too now.
 
Apos
2011-09-14 05:14:26 PM  

ShawnDoc: I saw the movie. The "sex" scene didn't even come close to making up for what a piece of shiat the rest of the movie was.


Bingo!
 
Riotboy
2011-09-14 05:19:07 PM  
Jennifer's Body was WEAK. It was written by Diablo Cody so what else would you expect.


/Juno SUCKS!
 
bulok
2011-09-14 05:19:41 PM  
I thought the movie was ok. It was fun if you can get past your dislike of Fox.
 
NuttierThanEver
2011-09-14 05:20:35 PM  

Transkaren: Sybarite: I much preferred the scene with her and Julianne Moore.

ArkAngel: Why would we watch you kiss Megan Fox when we can watch you finger Julianne Moore?


Diogenes: I was quite pleased to see her hitting Julianne Moore.

So much these.


I wish she hadn't of been killed off in the first episode of Veroncia Mars, I would kill to see her and Kristen Bell as best friends engage in some "experimentation"
 
dougfm
2011-09-14 05:21:15 PM  

ArkAngel: Why would we watch you kiss Megan Fox when we can watch you finger Julianne Moore?

Link (new window)


I must research this movie, you know, for science.
 
RedEmily
2011-09-14 05:21:51 PM  
Dear Amanda,

Stop being an AW.

Love,
Emily
 
stewbert
2011-09-14 05:31:31 PM  

skyotter: i didn't hate "Jennifer's Body" -- i thought it was actually quite funny, in that dark "horromedy" way.

Fox's acting was as bad as ever, but at least there were in-character reasons (first shallow, then possesed).


I liked it too. Kinda in the Slither vein, but not as funny, IMO. And she's right, that was a hot scene, even with the internet widely available.
 
Hyperbolic Hyperbole [TotalFark] [BareFark]
2011-09-14 05:32:31 PM  

Riotboy: It was written by Diablo Cody


This was actually the single biggest problem the movie had.

The premise actually had some merit otherwise
 
Transkaren
2011-09-14 05:33:15 PM  

NuttierThanEver: I wish she hadn't of been killed off in the first episode of Veroncia Mars, I would kill to see her and Kristen Bell as best friends engage in some "experimentation"


That would've been a tad creepy due to the age issue, imo.

Still, Bell and Seyfried need to be in a movie together.
 
pute kisses like a man
2011-09-14 05:34:45 PM  

Casey Anthony: ok, i hate Amanda Seyfriend too now.


what did she do wrong?

/ the jury's still out on her... i don't think that there's enough evidence to condemn Amanda Seyfried.
 
paj
2011-09-14 05:37:17 PM  

strangeguitar: If the whole 90 minutes were you two doing every conceivable sex act that two woman can do together.....then...maybe I'd take a gander.

Maybe


Remake of Room in Rome? (new window)
 
Stile4aly [TotalFark] [BareFark]
2011-09-14 05:39:06 PM  

PsyLord: Came for the Chloe references and can go uuuuuuuuuuuuuggggggg


I completely agruuuuggggggghhhhh
 
Casey Anthony
2011-09-14 05:41:29 PM  

pute kisses like a man: Casey Anthony: ok, i hate Amanda Seyfriend too now.

what did she do wrong?

/ the jury's still out on her... i don't think that there's enough evidence to condemn Amanda Seyfried.


"you know, like it's me and Megan Fox, guys, come on! I know you all drool over me. Now imagine someone as hot as me and Megan Fox together. It's like a dream come true for you guys right? Right!?"
 
Contrabulous Flabtraption
2011-09-14 05:42:42 PM  

Sybarite: I much preferred the scene with her and Julianne Moore.


Really?
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Neeek
2011-09-14 05:43:36 PM  

Transkaren: NuttierThanEver: I wish she hadn't of been killed off in the first episode of Veroncia Mars, I would kill to see her and Kristen Bell as best friends engage in some "experimentation"

That would've been a tad creepy due to the age issue, imo.

Still, Bell and Seyfried need to be in a movie together.


What age issues? Seyfried was 18 or 19 and Bell was like 24 at the time.
 
serial arseonist
2011-09-14 05:45:09 PM  

Stile4aly: PsyLord: Came for the Chloe references and can go uuuuuuuuuuuuuggggggg

I completely agruuuuggggggghhhhh


Na-nah na naaaahhh
 
Mr_Fabulous
2011-09-14 05:45:58 PM  

ArkAngel: Why would we watch you kiss Megan Fox when we can watch you finger Julianne Moore?

Link (new window)


Holy. shiat.

Where has that scene been all my life?

/fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfa p fapfap
 
Transkaren
2011-09-14 05:54:25 PM  

Neeek: What age issues? Seyfried was 18 or 19 and Bell was like 24 at the time.


Yes, but the *characters* were much younger. I know, I'm weird for not liking perving on women that play characters younger than they are. Though I guess Veronica was a junior when the show started, so it wouldn't have been too bad.
 
PillsHere
2011-09-14 05:55:46 PM  
I actually liked Jennifer's Body. I went into it thinking it was going to be terrible and I was pleasantly surprised. It was funny and campy. You can't take the movie seriously, it's supposed to be kind of stupid. I can appreciate movies that know how ridiculous they are and just go with it and have fun doing it. I could even over look the fact that I can't stand Megan Fox, other than the fact that she's hot. But I guess to each their own. I still like Amanda. I think she has a point, even if people think it sounds AW-y. And the scene was hot. Not in a full on naked way, but sometimes seeing certain things but leaving enough to the imagination is hotter. I will agree that the scene in Chloe was hotter though.
 
Yakivegas
2011-09-14 05:56:01 PM  

paj: strangeguitar: If the whole 90 minutes were you two doing every conceivable sex act that two woman can do together.....then...maybe I'd take a gander.

Maybe

Remake of Room in Rome? (new window)


I like the way you think!
 
pute kisses like a man
2011-09-14 05:58:33 PM  

Casey Anthony: pute kisses like a man: Casey Anthony: ok, i hate Amanda Seyfriend too now.

what did she do wrong?

/ the jury's still out on her... i don't think that there's enough evidence to condemn Amanda Seyfried.

"you know, like it's me and Megan Fox, guys, come on! I know you all drool over me. Now imagine someone as hot as me and Megan Fox together. It's like a dream come true for you guys right? Right!?"


even with this evidence, the jury of public opinion still might let her off the hook.
 
jasimo
2011-09-14 06:02:21 PM  

Riotboy: Jennifer's Body was WEAK. It was written by Diablo Cody so what else would you expect.


/Juno SUCKS!


You know, I'd heard that Juno was a good film with a good script, so I was looking forward to it. Lasted about 10 minutes before I turned it off.

Jennifer's Body wasn't horrible, but it wasn't good. Lasted through it though.
 
SkipperTool
2011-09-14 06:03:23 PM  

ArkAngel: Why would we watch you kiss Megan Fox when we can watch you finger Julianne Moore?

Link (new window)


Damn. Where the hell was I when this came out? I'll be in my bunk...
 
movieman_1979
2011-09-14 06:04:08 PM  

caddisfly: Sybarite: I much preferred the scene with her and Julianne Moore.

OHMYGODTHIS! That was a surprisingly good movie.


Agreed. Rented it for the sex, actually enjoyed the movie that accompanied said sex. Life's little surprises
 
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