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(RedOrbit)   Man crashes car after bee with good taste flies into his mouth during his rendition of Justin Timberlake's "Rock Your Body"   ( rednova.com) divider line
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2003-09-18 05:50:02 PM  
Highly amusing. Ahh, the pictures in my head...
2003-09-18 05:50:06 PM  
puns sure to follow
2003-09-18 05:50:07 PM  
Hey that song is actually pretty catchy. Please feel free to kill me now.
2003-09-18 05:51:16 PM  
Don't bee ashamed to rock yo body right....yeahhhh-ehhh.
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2003-09-18 05:51:42 PM  
Anybody read Wasp by Eric Frank Russell?
2003-09-18 05:51:47 PM  
"It be's that way sometime"

/Joe Simon
2003-09-18 05:51:49 PM  
2003-09-18 05:52:26 PM  
Spiffy it is.
2003-09-18 05:52:42 PM  
That Bee took one for the team!
2003-09-18 05:52:44 PM  
that bee was IN SYNC with his tongue.

serves him right.
2003-09-18 05:52:49 PM  
Bee flies in my mouth....YEEEAAAHHH-eehhh
Made me crash my car TO-NIGHT! *bow-now-now-now-now-now* YEEAAAAHHh-ehhh
2003-09-18 05:52:52 PM  
Michael Jackson should sue that prissy hack for gheying up his song!

On the other hand, Justin did nail this:::

[image from images.mp3.com too old to be available]
2003-09-18 05:53:14 PM  
Good taste because it tried to stop him from singing because he's a bad singer, or because the song suck dog nuts?

Why choose? The Bee wins.
2003-09-18 05:53:40 PM  
behold the power of jeebus...
2003-09-18 05:55:34 PM  
Somehow this reminds me of the time when I went to Madame Tousseau's New York ghey wax museum where I proceeded to kick Justin Timberlake's effigy in the old coin purse.

/ahh the good old days...have a pic of it too
2003-09-18 05:56:25 PM  
whose takin the IQ test with me...i bet i break 80
2003-09-18 05:57:42 PM  
I wonder if he was being chased by the dogs that shoot bees from their mouths.
2003-09-18 05:57:43 PM  
ghey or not i don't care, that's a good song. i've probably encountered over twenty people who have secretly admitted to loving it. i don't even care i always groove to that sheit. of course i'm young and can dance. plus i'm not caught up on a guy who bangs britney spears being "ghey." timberlake made a solid dance pop record and a smooth clean break with the boy band business and people still won't cut him a break.
2003-09-18 05:58:00 PM  
iamrobot, I'll bet I hope you do.
2003-09-18 05:58:06 PM  
Their are times when you really shouldn't tell the police all the details. That was one of them
2003-09-18 05:58:46 PM  
Neither of them (justin or brittney) have any talent.
2003-09-18 05:59:16 PM  
"Bee" = code word for "semen".
2003-09-18 05:59:36 PM  
Or what, you'll release the dogs, or the dogs with bees in their mouth, and when they bark they shoot bees at you?
2003-09-18 06:00:02 PM  
ill do it with you iamrobot
2003-09-18 06:00:02 PM  
I don't believe I'd have told that...
2003-09-18 06:00:08 PM  
"It's funny, because it's true."--Fat Tony
2003-09-18 06:00:35 PM  
I love god's sense of humour
2003-09-18 06:01:36 PM  
I invented a laser that could shoot bees once. I called my laser bee-m.

I also invented a device that melts ice cubes.
2003-09-18 06:02:17 PM  
The beeeat doesn't go on.
2003-09-18 06:02:32 PM  
2003-09-18 06:03:16 PM  
No...I'm sorry col.forbin ...that song suxs so bad it hurts my teeth.

Justin seems to have surrounded himself with spineless, fawning enablers, who worship his bowel movements. Nobody had the balls to tell him that it sucked.

Effeminate and embarrassing.

But of course....I'm an actual musician. I like jazz.
2003-09-18 06:03:26 PM  
[image from pettyracing.com too old to be available]

Bee with good taste?
2003-09-18 06:04:50 PM  
You can't fix stupid.
2003-09-18 06:06:11 PM  
Britney's only true talent is what you see in the picture above...And it is a truly wonderful talent!!

Justin Timberlake's greatest achievment is managing to plow that virgin meadow, before she realized how ghey he is!

// I can't believe I'm talking about this.
2003-09-18 06:08:21 PM  
I like this headline. I like it a lot.
2003-09-18 06:09:51 PM  
justin's ok- though his dancing is kinda gay, his album is only good b/c the neptunes produced it, right?
2003-09-18 06:10:17 PM  
I wonder what bees taste like.

2003-09-18 06:10:21 PM  
Serves him right.
2003-09-18 06:14:31 PM  
Congratulations, alex!
Your IQ score is 124
2003-09-18 06:15:29 PM  
Hyernel: hey congratulations, i like jazz too. in fact i love it. everything from the big band duke ellington stuff, through coltrane, miles, thelonius monk, mingus, and into the freer jazz associated with ornette coleman and sun ra. not to mention pat metheny, bela fleck, and jon scofield.

i also love the wu tang clan. especially enter the 36 chambers.

i also love stravinsky.

i also love phish, and sound tribe secor 9.

i also love duran duran, and the talking heads.

and i love that song "rock your body" by justin timberlake. the point being some people are just so pretentious. not all music has to be technically complicated or sophisticated to be good. sometimes a good dance song is just a good dance song, no more no less.
2003-09-18 06:17:29 PM  
Why oh why did God take Johnny Cash and leave that little panty waste to insult every talented musician; living or deceased! And I hope every one of you little biatches who downloads that kind of crap gets farked in the ass by the RIAA!
2003-09-18 06:17:44 PM  
Conclusive proof that there is a beneficient God
2003-09-18 06:19:07 PM  
I read the headline as saying that the bee tasted good.
2003-09-18 06:22:11 PM  
they always score high on these things, and they make you fill out a stupid spam boilerplate at the end. i made a hotmail account for it (a­nal_kn­i­gh­t[nospam-﹫-backwards]li­a­mtoh*com wasn't taken) hahaha

/with a innacurately high score of 126
2003-09-18 06:25:26 PM  
crap i just refreshed. i didn't make up that score to barely beat anyone....or did i?
2003-09-18 06:27:22 PM  
Bees flying into your mouth suck. And they don't taste like chicken. pbtpbptbptb ewww....
2003-09-18 06:27:43 PM  
Actually I quite like Timberlake the trousersnake. He makes well above average pop songs and that matrix thing at the mtv awards was pretty good.
2003-09-18 06:28:08 PM  
Edddie... is it... Eddie, is it a bee?
2003-09-18 06:36:21 PM  
timberlake made a solid dance pop record and a smooth clean break with the boy band business and people still won't cut him a break.

So, he went from producing one kind of music which no one takes seriously to another kind of music that no one takes seriously, and you're surprised that no one takes him seriously?
2003-09-18 06:37:05 PM  
score one for col.forbin. A well spoken little chap who is not afraid to like what he likes. Music snobs be damned!
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