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(Metafilter)   Tour of candy factory promises to be 'less gruesome than watching animals being slaughtered'   ( divider line
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2001-11-01 08:49:52 AM  
Apparently I read this wrong. I was expecting to see pictures of animals being slaughtered. Sigh, another disappointment.
2001-11-01 09:08:41 AM  
Wow, what a witty advertising slogan. Guaranteed to draw in the kiddys
2001-11-01 09:20:11 AM  
last post!
2001-11-01 09:22:14 AM  
2001-11-01 09:24:10 AM  
Garrock, I'm not sure whether I should be more disturbed by the fact that you've tried this, or by the fact that you're right? Mmmmm... lemonheads....
2001-11-01 10:03:30 AM  
Ahhh, another convert. Sweet lemony goodness.
2001-11-01 10:16:31 AM  
Note to self while touring candy factory:

- Never drink from a river of chocalate!
- Never chew un-tested bubble gum
- Don't biatch about wanting a goose that lays golden eggs
- And no matter how cool it is never step in front of giant atomizinge TV laser gun thingy.

Oh and if you see oranged-faced midgets... It's just a bad acid trip!
2001-11-01 10:42:04 AM  
I can't explain why, but visiting Ferrara Pan's made me indescribably happy. Perhaps it was the joyous colors, or the fact that they make Boston Baked Beans (a personal favorite), but that link just made me damned happy. That's all. Just a happy little site. Makes me want to go sit on a flower covered hill and feel the warmth of the sun on my shoulders as I make little flower bracelets and ...

Omigod. What's happened to me?
2001-11-01 10:47:51 AM  
Actually, after watching animals slaughtered I enjoy a lemonhead or two.
2001-11-01 11:20:27 AM  
::looking up briefly from his flower bracelet making::

I myself have found that the carcass of a recently-slaughtered animal makes a fine and rather innovative, if I do say so, alternative to a candy serving dish. Ferrara Pan candies are always served from severed steer heads at our home. Hours of family fun, don't ya know?

::goes back to making bracelets and humming gaily to himself::
2001-11-01 11:35:14 AM  
They forgot to mention the part where you can suck the yellow off of a lemonhead and sell it as crack.
2001-11-01 12:47:58 PM  
Happy,Happy,Joy,Joy !!!
2001-11-01 02:53:09 PM  
AYE! I thought I was the only cat slangin' lemonhead rocks!

2001-11-01 04:31:23 PM  
Ferrara Pan kicks ass.
2001-11-01 05:29:27 PM  
X_NekoChu_X: and don't forget to avoid the bubbly soda... that almost did Charlie in.
2001-11-01 07:48:04 PM  

Amen, brother.
2001-11-01 09:04:49 PM  
MMMmmm..C'mon,feel the Lemonheads..
(Julianna Hatfield especially)
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