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(Some Guy) Boobies Well, it's it Portuguese... but who cares?   ( belladasemana.com.br) divider line
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2001-11-01 12:09:21 AM  
You don't say.
2001-11-01 12:09:54 AM  
Karen Hein...... WOW
2001-11-01 12:40:20 AM  
I'm afriad I might just be in love with Ms. Analice Nicolau. Good Lord.
2001-11-01 12:53:04 AM  
I need to learn Spanish sooooooooooooooo bad!!!!
2001-11-01 12:59:14 AM  
Portuguese don't speak spanish they speak Portuguese... just fyi.. not that it matters ;)
2001-11-01 01:01:17 AM  
Randomaccess, they're Brazilian so they speak Portuguese.
AlekHidell, you sire are correct - hot damn.

2001-11-01 01:02:31 AM  
boobies indeed
2001-11-01 01:02:46 AM  
yeah, I know calienté is Spanish and not Portuguese, but it's as close as I can get.
2001-11-01 01:03:06 AM  
Nice headline: 2 errors and sounds racist.. but then again, "who cares"?
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2001-11-01 01:16:34 AM  
Note to self: move to Brazil
2001-11-01 01:18:32 AM  
Friendly message to whomever posted the title to this.

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il·lit·er·ate (-ltr-t)

Unable to read and write.
Having little or no formal education.

Marked by inferiority to an expected standard of familiarity with language and literature.
Violating prescribed standards of speech or writing.
Ignorant of the fundamentals of a given art or branch of knowledge: musically illiterate. See Usage Note at literate.

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[Middle English, from Latin illtertus : in-, not; see in-1 + ltertus, literate; see literate.]
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il·liter·ate n.
il·liter·ate·ly adv.
il·liter·ate·ness n.

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Included the Latin info cause quite frankly, I thought it was cool. Illtertus Doofusinus, dipshiatitisinus....or something, think I made that last one up.

Dont make me have to go and look up stupid.....

2001-11-01 01:23:12 AM  

So Lee Harvey Oswald AKA Alek James Hidell is still alive? heh.
2001-11-01 01:36:18 AM  
Holy farking beauty, batman.
2001-11-01 01:37:38 AM  
Do they not have nipples in Brazil these days? What's with all the adjusting of clothes? Watching the 'making of' movies ... all they do is adjust their clothes. This is bizarre.

I'm scared. Hold me.
2001-11-01 02:03:41 AM  
2001-11-01 02:05:30 AM  
11-01-01 12:53:04 AM Randomaccess9999
I need to learn Spanish sooooooooooooooo bad!!!!

It's always a good idea to learn a second (or even third or fourth) langage, despite opinions to the contrary on some other recent fark.com threads.

You go for it Randomaccess9999

After Spanish, I suggest a quick course in Portuguese (which is way easier to read than it is to speak) and then maybe Putonghua, just for a challenge.
2001-11-01 02:51:50 AM  
They shouldn't be allowed to put websites up that farkers like ourselves cannot read the words.
2001-11-01 03:08:28 AM  
No need to learn Spanish....

translate it!
2001-11-01 03:10:15 AM  
what exactly do you need to read on that site?
2001-11-01 03:23:35 AM  
These chicks look drunk...

2001-11-01 04:06:02 AM  
Seriously though Spanish is widely regarded as a hideous troll-speak over here. Up there with, say, persian.
Anyway, picture yourself going to school where 2/3 of the chicks look like those :).
2001-11-01 04:12:16 AM  
After seeing this page I'm damn proud to be Portuguese!!!
2001-11-01 04:24:34 AM  
Some of the Brazilian women who live near me will sunbath topless.
2001-11-01 04:57:23 AM  
Where's Poutros Poutros-Poutremos?

Well, I can say this much; Scorchio!

Chanel 9!
2001-11-01 05:01:08 AM  
Lonewolf -

To whoever...

Because "who" is subjective, not objective. It looks like it should be objective following the preposition "to", but it's not, because it is subjective.

Think "to whoever it is that reads this...". The verb "to be" is always followed by the subjective case.

Wow, that was fun.

English is a damned difficult language, grammar-wise!
2001-11-01 05:10:39 AM  
'Illiterate' derives from the Latin 'illiteratus'

Though we probably should have learnt by now that if you try to correct someone on a minor detail, you're much more likely to make a mistake yourself :)
2001-11-01 06:39:05 AM  
Flowerdale: You're right. The phrase "whomever posted this article" is the object of the preposition "to", not just the word "whomever".

"Whoever" would be correct, because it is the subject of the verb "posted". Imagine the sentence "John posted this article." "John" is the subject.

Basically "whoever posted this article" is a mini-sentence on its own. It has an object, a verb, and a subject.

Good eye, Flowerdale....I didn't even catch that one.
2001-11-01 07:08:48 AM  
Grammar is overrated

Boobies are cool

x---X--The Filthy Sanchez--X---x
2001-11-01 07:51:15 AM  
Looks like I'll have to take sides with FilthySanchez on this one.
2001-11-01 08:01:51 AM  
You're forgetting, FARK is in Kentucky, so grammar and proper English don't count.
2001-11-01 08:19:29 AM  
Destroyer of the Universe: Incorrect. FARK is everywhere. It is in the air, the earth, the water. It is in your body, and in the souls of everyone. FARK is the Alpha and the Omega. FARK is even in Chicago, so grammar and proper English do count.

2001-11-01 08:21:03 AM  
And anyone who disagrees with me can answer to the Great Gazoo. That little green motha-fakrer will take you out, then assimilate your ass into a proper FARKer.

2001-11-01 09:14:59 AM  
Cinthia Albequerque es mas fina.
2001-11-01 09:22:10 AM  
Forget Spanish, I'll just learn the international language.
2001-11-01 09:31:42 AM  
I think little Ricky and Monique have made a connection!
(the international language)
2001-11-01 09:32:54 AM  
I'm glad someone else has seen the greatest movie of all time.
2001-11-01 09:36:47 AM  

Holy farking shiat! I've been using this alias online since 1993 and you are absolutely, positively the first person to EVER know the origin.

You kick ass in my book, Buddy.
2001-11-01 09:50:25 AM  
slow link is allmost farked
2001-11-01 10:36:15 AM  
Brazil 0wnz j00. w00t.
2001-11-01 11:08:32 AM  
AlekHidell and Kolacky, thanks for the history lesson. I didn't know that Oswald had any aliases.
2001-11-01 12:24:50 PM  
Ay, bebezinha, que coizas fofas!
2001-11-01 12:25:27 PM  
You haven't lived til you've partied down with cariocas!
2001-11-01 12:51:39 PM  
Did it occur to anyone that this is a mere typo: "Well, it's IN Portuguese... but who cares?" Not racist, grammarically sound. I give the submitter benefit of the doubt.
2001-11-01 01:09:13 PM  
I went to Brazil this summer... One word: Wow.

Oh yeah, they dig Americans too. :-)
2001-11-01 03:07:28 PM  
wow, check out my post, lots of Celeb Boobies

2001-11-01 03:21:56 PM  
OK, it WAS supposed to read "well, it's IN Portuguese... but who cares?", but after looking over a few of these women, my typing faltered... I think I need to take a trip to Brazil to steady my nerves.
2001-11-01 03:28:29 PM  
Portugese? OMG WTH!
2001-11-01 04:03:14 PM  
jeez. i haven't farked all days because i've been at this site. i am in love with isabel garcia.
2001-11-01 05:46:15 PM  
Camille de Leon ... wow. Just plain wow.
2001-11-01 05:59:37 PM  
b00bi3z 4r3 g00d n0 m4773r wh3r3 7h3y c0m3 phr0m
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