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(Some Guy)   Fark-ready headline of the day: "Woman's breast implant popped during game of paintball"   (dailytelegraph.com.au) divider line
    More: Weird, paintballs, breast implants, London, breast implant popped  
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6884 clicks; posted to Main » on 25 Aug 2011 at 6:18 AM (8 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2011-08-25 6:00:05 AM  
i54.tinypic.com

Boom! Boob shot!
 
2011-08-25 6:25:22 AM  
I love the stock photo that they use.

"Find a photo of boobs and a painball marker."

"We can't find one with a paintball marker, but have one with boobs and a revolver."

"That'll do since we're in England and don't know the difference and all firearms are bad."
 
2011-08-25 6:28:06 AM  
Boobies tag exploded?
 
2011-08-25 6:28:23 AM  
Bust your balloons?

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2011-08-25 6:31:23 AM  
I always knew they were like water balloons.
 
2011-08-25 6:34:50 AM  
That's nothing. My mistress' implants popped during a freak motorboating accident.
 
2011-08-25 6:35:07 AM  
@logieal

Looks like a crossman 3357...there are revolver paintball guns...
 
2011-08-25 6:35:11 AM  

logieal: I love the stock photo that they use.

"Find a photo of boobs and a painball marker."

"We can't find one with a paintball marker, but have one with boobs and a revolver."

"That'll do since we're in England and don't know the difference and all firearms are bad."


You sound fat.
 
2011-08-25 6:36:42 AM  

logieal: I love the stock photo that they use.

"Find a photo of boobs and a painball marker."

"We can't find one with a paintball marker, but have one with boobs and a revolver."

"That'll do since we're in England and don't know the difference and all firearms are bad."


Further fail: Aussie website.
 
2011-08-25 6:46:58 AM  

LazerSharkie: @logieal

Looks like a crossman 3357...there are revolver paintball guns...


Didn't look at it closely. Possibly correct. Ran a paintball store for 5 years and only sold a couple paintball pistols. And they were all the type that shot standard .68 caliber like the Tiberius Arms (pops).

None of that tiny paintball crap.

Iron Chef Scottish: You sound fat.


Yes, I am. But what does that have to with anything? Isn't everyone around here?
 
2011-08-25 6:52:12 AM  
A UK Paintball spokesman told the newspaper, "Part of the fun of paintball is that it hurts a bit when you get shot

The UK actually has a paintball spokesman? I suppose he is the Primer Minister.

/Fark either needs to come up with a "Britain" tag or issue Florida an apology
 
2011-08-25 6:58:40 AM  
It's the last line of the article that really makes it Fark worthy:

"But it's worth remembering that having bigger breasts will make you an easier target for your enemies."

Wonder why no one seems to have noticed it.
 
2011-08-25 7:07:04 AM  
Well duh. That's why protective gear is a good idea. I'm surprised women don't wear "salad bowls" (as we called them in uni fencing club) to the paintball field... but this was a sport for teenage boys until very recently, so things may still be developing.

You wouldn't catch me paintballing without a protective cup, that's for sure.
 
2011-08-25 7:07:29 AM  
Fake assed titties be fake.
 
2011-08-25 7:09:28 AM  

bunner: Fake assed titties be fake.

 
2011-08-25 7:14:06 AM  
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what targets?
 
2011-08-25 7:16:03 AM  

kilopane: It's the last line of the article that really makes it Fark worthy:

"But it's worth remembering that having bigger breasts will make you an easier target for your enemies."

Wonder why no one seems to have noticed it.


Everyone noticed it.
 
2011-08-25 7:20:03 AM  
...and POP goes the D-cup!
 
2011-08-25 7:26:02 AM  

Andrew Wiggin: [i55.tinypic.com image 400x299]

what targets?


That woman could feed an entire orphanage.
 
2011-08-25 7:26:37 AM  

bobadobalina: A UK Paintball spokesman told the newspaper, "Part of the fun of paintball is that it hurts a bit when you get shot

The UK actually has a paintball spokesman? I suppose he is the Primer Minister.

/Fark either needs to come up with a "Britain" tag or issue Florida an apology


not sure if serious ....
 
2011-08-25 7:41:27 AM  
Article is accompanied with highly suggestive picture of what women prefer.
 
2011-08-25 7:43:42 AM  
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paintball gun? orly?
 
2011-08-25 7:52:08 AM  
First time I ever played took 2 shots right in the face mask. Instantly done for the day as it seeped through I spent about an hour spitting out paint.

/Semi CSB
 
2011-08-25 7:52:42 AM  
"But it's worth remembering that having bigger breasts will make you an easier target for your enemies."
Also easier target for:

Puberty sticken boys
Tube socks
Old Men
Lesbians
Dog's with nuts intact
Old men with Viagra
Revolving Doors
Rubber Band shots
Rain Drops
Steering Wheels
Rubber Duckies

etc, etc, etc
 
2011-08-25 7:55:19 AM  
Thanks subby, now the only thing going through my mind is

-POP!- pfffflflflffpflpflflflfpflfpl...
 
2011-08-25 7:59:01 AM  
That sounds painful.
 
2011-08-25 8:02:02 AM  

AbbeySomeone: That sounds painful.


can't be as bad as a brazilian wax.
 
2011-08-25 8:19:45 AM  

blackmtnmantheonly: I always knew they were like water balloons.


Idiot. They're like bags of sand....
 
2011-08-25 8:26:38 AM  
But it's worth remembering that having bigger breasts will make you an easier target..."

Indeed.
 
2011-08-25 8:27:34 AM  
The woman's bizarre injury, suffered last weekend, caused UK Paintball - which operates more than 50 facilities throughout the UK - to insist that women with breast enhancements now wear extra chest protection

I thought she was.
 
2011-08-25 8:27:37 AM  
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i think these are already about to pop
 
2011-08-25 8:27:54 AM  

logieal: I love the stock photo that they use.

"Find a photo of boobs and a painball marker gun."

"We can't find one with a paintball marker gun, but have one with boobs and a revolver fake gun."

"That'll do since we're in England and don't know the difference and all firearms weapons are bad."


FTFY
 
2011-08-25 8:30:34 AM  

bobadobalina: A UK Paintball spokesman told the newspaper, "Part of the fun of paintball is that it hurts a bit when you get shot

The UK actually has a paintball spokesman? I suppose he is the Primer Minister.

/Fark either needs to come up with a "Britain" tag or issue Florida an apology


I think that's "[UK Paintball] spokesman", not "UK [Paintball spokesman]".

That is, the speaker is the spokesman for an organization called "UK Paintball".

/could be wrong
//themoreyouknow.jpg
 
2011-08-25 8:35:11 AM  
Woman's breast implant popped during game of paintball

[image from archive.easymodo.net too old to be available]
 
2011-08-25 8:36:26 AM  
titty titty bang bang
 
2011-08-25 8:36:40 AM  
More targets:
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2011-08-25 8:54:59 AM  

logieal: I love the stock photo that they use.


I'd like to coat her boobs with a coat of semi-gloss white.
 
Pud
2011-08-25 8:58:26 AM  
Why did they use a photo of a woman holding an AK-47 in a paintball article? Oh wait, that's a Glock. My bad.
 
2011-08-25 9:02:17 AM  

Candygram for Mongo: That's nothing. My mistress' implants popped during a freak motorboating accident.


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\bravo
 
2011-08-25 9:09:03 AM  
Shot in the titty! OW
 
2011-08-25 9:22:51 AM  

kilopane: It's the last line of the article that really makes it Fark worthy:

"But it's worth remembering that having bigger breasts will make you an easier target for your enemies."

Wonder why no one seems to have noticed it.


I find that bigger breasted women are a *harder* target.. But when you find an easy one, you want to fire at her all day.
 
2011-08-25 9:46:05 AM  

logieal: LazerSharkie: @logieal

Looks like a crossman 3357...there are revolver paintball guns...

Didn't look at it closely. Possibly correct. Ran a paintball store for 5 years and only sold a couple paintball pistols. And they were all the type that shot standard .68 caliber like the Tiberius Arms (pops).

None of that tiny paintball crap.

Iron Chef Scottish: You sound fat.

Yes, I am. But what does that have to with anything? Isn't everyone around here?


Im ugly and mean, but not fat.
 
2011-08-25 10:12:27 AM  
So women with breast implants are likely to play with paintball guns?

/pauses

//reflects
 
2011-08-25 10:56:50 AM  
Boobs have always been targeted.
 
2011-08-25 11:26:16 AM  
"But it's worth remembering that having bigger breasts will make you an easier target for your enemies."


Cue a lawsuit, or a bikini protest. Knowing this country, a lawsuit.
 
2011-08-25 12:40:07 PM  

LazerSharkie: @logieal

Looks like a crossman 3357...there are revolver paintball guns...


Looks more like a DRV, which is .68 cal, while a 3357 is only .50 cal
 
2011-08-25 12:45:49 PM  
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2011-08-25 1:24:03 PM  
Fake boobs or not, you gotta wear a chest protector. My boobs are real, and I wear one. I've had huge purple bruises on my thighs from paintballing, I wouldn't ever want to see or feel that on even more tender bits. Not to mention that the group I play with play outdoors on property owned by one of the players' parents- full of thorns and branches, not some warehouse or cave.

/protect the tatas!
/ I'm one of the aforementioned fat people on Fark, so you totally don't want BIE
 
2011-08-25 1:44:22 PM  

marxychick1: / I'm one of the aforementioned fat people on Fark, so you totally don't want BIE


yes i do.

i'll even sing richard marx for you.
 
2011-08-25 2:04:34 PM  

Andrew Wiggin: marxychick1: / I'm one of the aforementioned fat people on Fark, so you totally don't want BIE

yes i do.

i'll even sing richard marx for you.


You get points for bare-faced cheek, but I'm afraid they're reserved for my husband- and Richard Marx should the situation ever arise.
 
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