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7555 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 21 Aug 2011 at 5:18 AM (11 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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simsite9
2011-08-20 9:34:58 PM  
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/disapproves
 
Ed Finnerty
2011-08-21 12:50:08 AM  
No talent ass clown.
 
ArkAngel [TotalFark]
2011-08-21 4:06:24 AM  

Ed Finnerty: No talent ass clown.


I'll be honest with you, I love his music. I do. I'm a Michael Bolton fan. For my money, I don't know if it gets any better than when he sings "When a Man Loves a Woman".
 
ral315
2011-08-21 4:47:06 AM  
If I hear "Yah Mo B There" one more time, I'm going to "Yah Mo" burn this place to the ground.
 
simsite9
2011-08-21 4:49:13 AM  

ral315: If I hear "Yah Mo B There" one more time, I'm going to "Yah Mo" burn this place to the ground.


I don't think either of the singers on that song is Michael Bolton, but it's been awhile.
 
ral315
2011-08-21 4:55:49 AM  

simsite9: ral315: If I hear "Yah Mo B There" one more time, I'm going to "Yah Mo" burn this place to the ground.

I don't think either of the singers on that song is Michael Bolton, but it's been awhile.


Damn it, wrong Michael. I am a failure.
 
WhyteRaven74
2011-08-21 5:31:23 AM  
Michael Bolton as you've never heard him before (new window)
 
DToomer
2011-08-21 5:33:50 AM  
Well, did he say, "NOW BACK TO THE GOOD PART"
C:\Users\Doug\Pictures\MICHAELBOLTON-1304960444.jpg
 
rocky_howard
2011-08-21 5:56:36 AM  
The eerie thing is that this guy's job is also software related like the character from the movie.

Do you think Mike Judge knew of this beforehand?

I guess that's why they have that little thing in TV/movies where it says "Any resemblance to any real character is pure coincidence" lol
 
ultrachronic
2011-08-21 5:59:39 AM  
Maybe he should just call himself Mike?
 
Limit Proof
2011-08-21 6:39:09 AM  
Obligatory Jack Sparrow link.
 
KelvinTheClown
2011-08-21 7:16:46 AM  
I celebrate the guy's entire catalog.
 
Macular Degenerate
2011-08-21 7:37:23 AM  
This whole discussion is moot, since Twitter is going the way of MySpace and Friendster (new window).
 
specialk111
2011-08-21 7:42:59 AM  

ArkAngel: Ed Finnerty: No talent ass clown.

I'll be honest with you, I love his music. I do. I'm a Michael Bolton fan. For my money, I don't know if it gets any better than when he sings "When a Man Loves a Woman".


Yeah. Yeah...he, he, he's pretty, he's pretty good, I guess.
 
eddyatwork
2011-08-21 8:55:06 AM  
specialk111: Yeah. Yeah...he, he, he's pretty, he's pretty good, I guess.

Damn right he's good!
 
KellyLockhart [TotalFark]
2011-08-21 9:13:29 AM  

eddyatwork: Damn right he's good!


So tell me. What's your favorite song of his?
 
PizzaJedi81
2011-08-21 9:17:40 AM  

KellyLockhart: eddyatwork: Damn right he's good!

So tell me. What's your favorite song of his?


Uh...all of them?
 
burndtdan
2011-08-21 9:22:29 AM  
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KellyLockhart [TotalFark]
2011-08-21 9:23:25 AM  

PizzaJedi81: Uh...all of them?


I feel the exact same way, but it must be hard for you, I mean, having the same name as him. I celebrate the guy's entire catalogue.
 
SharkTrager
2011-08-21 9:23:39 AM  

Limit Proof: Obligatory Jack Sparrow link.


His best work.

By far.
 
eddyatwork
2011-08-21 9:26:37 AM  
I think a lot of people here have watched a certain movie way too many times.
 
KellyLockhart [TotalFark]
2011-08-21 9:30:06 AM  

eddyatwork: I think a lot of people here have watched a certain movie way too many times.


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I keed, I keed.

But if you don't stop making fun of me, I'm going to burn this place down.
 
Ecaps
2011-08-21 9:43:41 AM  

eddyatwork: I think a lot of people here have watched a certain movie way too many times.


Pirates of the Caribbean?
 
PizzaJedi81
2011-08-21 9:45:30 AM  

Ecaps: eddyatwork: I think a lot of people here have watched a certain movie way too many times.

Pirates of the Caribbean?


Blade Runner? Makes sense, though, what with the 20 brazillian different cuts, Theatrical, Director's Special Theatrical, Gaffer's Edition...
 
YodaBlues
2011-08-21 9:52:32 AM  

eddyatwork: I think a lot of people here have watched a certain movie way too many times.


Why would you jump to that conclusion?
 
Red_Fox
2011-08-21 9:53:53 AM  
I"ll bet this Michael Bolton really really liked Office Space when he first saw it.
 
phrenicmonkey
2011-08-21 10:07:47 AM  
Elsewhere in the article: ...Rogers approached him to donate the handle a year ago...

Freaking generous of them!
 
sleeper2995
2011-08-21 10:50:26 AM  
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APPROVES
 
cryinoutloud [BareFark]
2011-08-21 10:54:39 AM  

phrenicmonkey: Elsewhere in the article: ...Rogers approached him to donate the handle a year ago...
Freaking generous of them!


You aren't allowed to buy or sell Twitter accounts, the article says. Technically.

Michael Bolton has a nice voice. Why does everyone hate him so much? Is it just the type of music he does?
 
PizzaJedi81
2011-08-21 10:56:43 AM  

cryinoutloud: Is it just the type of music he does?


And he just looks like a douche. I mean, c;mon, look at him!
 
SharkTrager
2011-08-21 11:42:30 AM  

cryinoutloud: phrenicmonkey: Elsewhere in the article: ...Rogers approached him to donate the handle a year ago...
Freaking generous of them!

You aren't allowed to buy or sell Twitter accounts, the article says. Technically.

Michael Bolton has a nice voice. Why does everyone hate him so much? Is it just the type of music he does?


It's largely the shiatting on classics he's done over his career.
 
sure haven't
2011-08-21 11:43:32 AM  

KellyLockhart: PizzaJedi81: Uh...all of them?

I feel the exact same way, but it must be hard for you, I mean, having the same name as him. I celebrate the guy's entire catalogue.


You know, y-you can just call me Mike.
 
sure haven't
2011-08-21 11:44:32 AM  
The Rogers this is delicious.

/soulless company with Lindsey Naegle's running it
 
therecksays
2011-08-21 1:16:07 PM  
And Samir Naha ... Nanha ... Not going to be working here anymore
 
NuclearPenguins [TotalFark]
2011-08-21 1:40:37 PM  

Macular Degenerate: This whole discussion is moot, since Twitter is going the way of MySpace and Friendster (new window).


So? I, and many other people, only interface with the Twitter API via 3rd-party apps. I have Tweetdeck and it just sits in my taskbar displaying tweets to me in real time. I rarely ever go to the Twitter website.

It feels odd white-knighting for Twitter, but it really is the best tool out there for breaking news and keeping fans informed of the various things they like.
 
MutantMotherMouse
2011-08-21 2:06:49 PM  

NuclearPenguins: Macular Degenerate: This whole discussion is moot, since Twitter is going the way of MySpace and Friendster (new window).

So? I, and many other people, only interface with the Twitter API via 3rd-party apps. I have Tweetdeck and it just sits in my taskbar displaying tweets to me in real time. I rarely ever go to the Twitter website.

It feels odd white-knighting for Twitter, but it really is the best tool out there for breaking news and keeping fans informed of the various things they like.


Hootsuite for me. Don't understand Twitter hate from message board posters.
 
Englebert Slaptyback
2011-08-21 2:21:43 PM  

PizzaJedi81

Blade Runner? Makes sense, though, what with the 20 brazillian different cuts, Theatrical, Director's Special Theatrical, Gaffer's Edition...


I have that tape.
 
Doctor Jan Itor
2011-08-21 2:48:54 PM  
Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays.
 
Ed Grubermann [TotalFark]
2011-08-21 4:11:45 PM  

eddyatwork: I think a lot of people here have watched a certain movie way too many times.


Could be worse. Could be people jerking off to Big Labowski every farking day.
 
hundreddollarman
2011-08-21 6:52:10 PM  
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This is the tale of Captain Jack Sparrow,
Pirate so brave on the seven seas.
On a mystical quest
to the isle of Tortuga,
Raven locks sway in the ocean's breeze.
 
AtticusFinchEsq
2011-08-21 7:54:48 PM  
It turns out, Michael Bolton is a major cinephile.
 
Pai Mei
2011-08-22 1:29:46 PM  

Macular Degenerate: This whole discussion is moot, since Twitter is going the way of MySpace and Friendster (new window).


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/moot!
 
sadchild
2011-08-23 4:18:32 PM  
the singer's real name is Michael Bolotin anyway. /timeloveandtwitterness
 
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