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(Some Guy)   69 Megs to Discontinue Its Free Services   ( divider line
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3006 clicks; posted to Main » on 30 Oct 2001 at 9:46 AM (16 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2001-10-30 09:48:20 AM  
Woo hoo!
2001-10-30 09:56:58 AM  
Good riddance!
2001-10-30 09:57:07 AM  
[image from too old to be available] Thanks!!!!!
2001-10-30 09:57:56 AM  
Isn't this like an unemployed child discontinuing his/her "services" to your household budget by moving out?
2001-10-30 09:58:30 AM  
I got one too. Bye Bye to the useless shower of bastards, of seemingly limitless inadequacy, who have pointedly and catastrophically failed to deliver any kind of service since their beginning. They had attained the holy piss pot of god-awful service, that no-one, anywhere ever has equalled.
Ho Hum.
2001-10-30 10:08:25 AM  
You get what you pay for. I swear [image from too old to be available] this should be their company logo.
2001-10-30 10:10:01 AM  
for the love of god, thank you so damn much you piece of tiauanian caca!!!!!!!!!
2001-10-30 10:16:39 AM  
I think I sorta feel bad for them....nope it was just gas.
2001-10-30 10:20:56 AM  
Hooray! That should speed up photoshop downloads 500%
2001-10-30 10:23:54 AM  
But... But... (he says, with trembling lower lip...) But where will the spammers host their "grow your package" web sites?
2001-10-30 10:25:08 AM  
and the crowd rejoices.
2001-10-30 10:52:12 AM  
I'm surprised it didn't just collapse entirely on its own.
2001-10-30 10:56:36 AM  
They're just teasing, right? I mean, this is too good to be true..
2001-10-30 11:11:28 AM  
Darn, I missed seeing "downloading" for up to A HALF HOUR OR MORE on PTP. Yay!
2001-10-30 11:23:52 AM  
[image from too old to be available]
2001-10-30 11:27:17 AM  
They actually decided this a couple of months ago, but it took so long to download, we just found out.
2001-10-30 11:41:14 AM  
If 69megs never existed, we would have to create it just so we could shut it down.
2001-10-30 11:44:11 AM  
I'm confused. What are they discontinuing? I don't recall any actual service...
HPZ [TotalFark]
2001-10-30 12:00:56 PM  
2001-10-30 12:06:29 PM  
wow, hmm maybe white castle is next.... or micro-shiat
2001-10-30 12:20:23 PM  
Should be Obvious. Didn't we learn this lesson from the Free Internet providers who all went bankrupt and out of business?

2001-10-30 12:58:31 PM  
Sure you can, Aeonite, sure...
You may lose some on every sale, but you can make it up in volume!
2001-10-30 02:12:16 PM  
I think the Free ISPs were a good idea... you click the banners to support them instead of paying money for the service. I could be wrong, but I think the reason they failed is because the people who are stupid enough to click banner ads are all on AOL.
2001-10-30 02:16:45 PM  
note the front page, to the right:
15,627 members
6.3 million pages served
$35,275 in unpaid bandwidth bills

seriously, go look for yourself
2001-10-30 02:17:15 PM  
2001-10-30 04:40:44 PM  
Funny... Their signup page still works too... :-) Go figure.
2001-10-30 04:48:42 PM  
Woah, Patik is right.
Wonder if Pud wll notice that one.
2001-10-30 05:36:48 PM  
Krik81: No, the f--- title will probably read "Insert your own 69 joke here"
2001-10-30 06:00:41 PM  
Get it? 69. haha.
2001-10-30 06:26:22 PM  
I guess that they couldn't afford the dial-up connections for their servers anymore.
2001-10-30 06:54:37 PM  
when FIRST STARTED, they weren't bad. They had good bandwidth, and it was very reliable. Then, one day (I think it was a Tuesday), they just went to shiat. I waited a week before I decided they weren't coming back. Then I searched out new forms of photo storage.

...right now, Homestead seems to be working quite well for me.
2001-10-30 08:40:34 PM  
Dear member,

As you are likely aware, you signed up for an account at within this past year. If you have activated this account we thank you for business.

However, due to a change in our business focus, management has made the decision to dissolve the current services. We are deeply regretful in informing you of this decision.

What this means for you:

1) As of Monday, November 5th, 2001, this website will be closed forever.
2) Your file manager will be inaccessible starting on November 5th
3) All files will be DELETED on or soon after this date

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2001-10-30 08:50:34 PM  
The picture in my profile is hosted my Said picture is about 14k or so. Said picture takes around 3-4 minutes to load on DSL provided, it does load at all.'

2001-10-30 09:03:49 PM  
Like any Farker in their right mind would pay them for hosting. What? Do they switch from a 300 baud modem to a 1200 baud modem or something when you pay?
2001-10-31 01:07:06 PM  
and of course, their website shows NOTHING of this.
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