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(This is Derbyshire)   Man tells everyone that friend is a pedophile, then goes drinking with him. Hilarity ensues   ( divider line
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2003-09-05 08:16:21 AM  
The attack was caught on CCTV and a camera operator saw Marley knock Mr Colley to the floor with one blow.

CCTV. Closed Circuit TV, for you yanks.

So don't call your local cable provider. You can't get it.
2003-09-05 08:22:35 AM  
Violence. Violence. It's the only thing that makes any sense.

I can't get me no satisfaction.

What a world, what a world.......

2003-09-05 09:32:44 AM  
Lying asshat deserved every broken bone. You call someone a pedophile and, even if they're completely innocent, it'll stick with them forever.
2003-09-05 10:32:08 AM  
Control can I get it on satellite?;)
2003-09-05 12:38:11 PM  
Spin_Doc That's 'paedophile', you backwoods musher.
2003-09-05 03:40:29 PM  
Ten months seems kind of stiff. I'm guessing he should of found him self a better one of those mitigating characters.
2003-09-05 03:49:15 PM  
Someone explain to me again about how much more civilized western Europe is than everyone.
2003-09-05 03:50:40 PM  
Duncan Smith, mitigating, said Marley, who admitted causing actual bodily harm, had once lodged with Mr Colley when a relationship broke down.

..does this mean they used to fark?
2003-09-05 03:52:09 PM  
Seems kinda childish. He was only kidding.
2003-09-05 03:52:09 PM  
"The attack was caught on CCTV and a camera operator saw Marley knock Mr Colley to the floor with one blow."

Stand up, stand up, stand up for your right !
Stand up, stand up, don't give up the fight !

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2003-09-05 03:53:18 PM  
Paedophile? Bloddy Brits can't spell a bleedin' thing right.
2003-09-05 03:53:49 PM  
That wasn't nearly as hilarious as I thought the combination of alchool, an accused pedophile, and the man's friend might be.
2003-09-05 03:54:18 PM  
Seems kinda childish. He was only kidding.

Defamation of character can get pretty tiresome after a while, I believe.
2003-09-05 03:54:25 PM  
Skinink: That's Get up, Stand Up


And Peter Tosh wrote it

*smacks forehead*
2003-09-05 03:55:02 PM  
You touch my sister again and I'll kill ya...
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2003-09-05 03:57:48 PM  
That is definitely an a$$hole move by the friend.
2003-09-05 03:58:26 PM  
He deserved it!!
2003-09-05 04:00:06 PM  
"The attack was caught on CCTV and a camera operator saw Marley knock Mr Colley to the floor with one blow.

Miss Hargreaves told the court Marley then leaned over his friend, punching him several times to the head."

I think after someone knocks the crap out of me the first time that person is no longer my "friend"
2003-09-05 04:00:48 PM  
Wow... that guy was nice to his ex-friend. I would have gotten the man VERY drunk. When he passed out I would stuff his apartment with an underage male and took some revealing pictures then called the cops on his ass. That would have been better punishment than beating the shiat out of the ass.
2003-09-05 04:01:27 PM  
The guy's only mistake was getting caught on camera. He should have kicked him twice.
2003-09-05 04:01:31 PM  
"Skinink: That's Get up, Stand Up


Sorry, wasn't concentrating too hard, I was in the middle of rolling a blunt. Still dry where you are ?

2003-09-05 04:05:01 PM  
2003-09-05 04:06:15 PM  
Libel??? I believe that's Slander...

/Grammar School Teacher
2003-09-05 04:07:33 PM  
This guy was in a no-win situation. You can't shake the label "perv" and beating him up gets you sent to jail where they don't take to kindly to child pervs.
They would have been asking me where I hid his body.
2003-09-05 04:09:14 PM  
soccer hooligans no doubt
2003-09-05 04:09:47 PM  
If you're dumb enough to spread damaging rumors about a guy who isn't smart enough to sue over it, you get what you deserve.
2003-09-05 04:09:57 PM  
Libel??? I believe that's Slander...

Yes. Libel must be published to be proven, IIRC.
2003-09-05 04:10:44 PM  
So how exactly is he supposed to deal with being called a paedophile? Smile?

Fark this judge
2003-09-05 04:11:09 PM  
don't paedophiles like feet?
*acting dumb*
2003-09-05 04:11:56 PM  
Anyone who spells it "paedophile" is obviously full of faeces.
2003-09-05 04:12:15 PM  
RE: Libel vs. Slander

You guys have seen Spiderman too many times ;-)
2003-09-05 04:16:18 PM  
The guy's only mistake was getting caught on camera.

That's going to be in Fox's next special: "Paedophiles Caught on Camera"

(yes, I know he's not a paedophile...)
2003-09-05 04:17:28 PM  

(sniffle) yes....
2003-09-05 04:21:01 PM  
I hope his fellow inmates know that he wasn't really a pedophile.
2003-09-05 04:23:28 PM  
Seems kinda childish...

Isn't that the reason the guy got punched? ;)
2003-09-05 04:23:51 PM  
lucky he didn't beat him up worse,
could see someone in the us getting probation
2003-09-05 04:24:00 PM  
He probably is a paedophile...pedophile?...paedophile? He just wanted to save face.
2003-09-05 04:24:13 PM  
"Okay, I take it back, you're not a pedophile, you're just a really violent idiot."
2003-09-05 04:26:42 PM  
As the saying goes, Never piss off Mr Nice Guy. Good thing it was the UK, elsewhere that liar would have died of lead poisoning.
2003-09-05 04:29:48 PM  
" He was making no efforts to defend himself."

...In other news Tony Colley has a vagina.
2003-09-05 04:31:48 PM  
Spin_Doc I couldn't agree more
2003-09-05 04:33:13 PM  
Wow there, pedophile? thats a pretty big word for a 12 year old
2003-09-05 04:34:12 PM  
Calling your ex-roommate a pedophile is almost as smart as calling him gay, if you know what I mean.

the guy totally deserved to get the shiat beat out of him.
2003-09-05 04:35:14 PM  
Marley would've been acquitted if his child bride hadn't come forth as a character witness.

/one ticket, non-reserved
2003-09-05 04:37:32 PM  
After rereading it, it sounds like they may have been more then just roomates.
2003-09-05 04:41:25 PM  

One entry found for pedophilia.

Main Entry: pedophilia
Pronunciation: "pE-d&-'fi-lE-&
Function: noun
Etymology: New Latin
Date: 1906
: sexual perversion in which children are the preferred sexual object
- pedophiliac /-'fi-lE-"ak/ or pedophilic /-'fi-lik/ adjective
2003-09-05 04:41:30 PM  

Is that phonetic for you Brits?
2003-09-05 04:42:25 PM  
spelled pedophile snapperheads
2003-09-05 04:43:49 PM  
You know, those kind of comments (along with the comment about the guy's kids) would also send me into a rage. Sometimes when you cross the line you should expect to get hit.
2003-09-05 04:44:01 PM  
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